at applebees waitng for my carryout
>see tumblrgoth qt 3.14 also waiting
>sit next to her awkwardly
>she checks me out and smiles
>too nervous to say hi
>a wild beardy workwear boyfriend appears
>want to lol he looks like /fit/ and mfa combined
>are those american eagle boots
>she gives him the most passionate look ever
>get their food
>i chainsmoke on the walk home
also new feels thread
>live in a pleb city
>everyone else is wearing memecore graphic tees, baggy stonewash jeans and white trainers
>be in the prime of my life, decent body and pretty /fa/
>I can tell they're all sick to death of shitty dressed dudes
>still cant bring myself to ask any of them out
>my female friends say i shouldn't be single, im a good catch
>ive been single ever since i moved here
>trying not to be beta
>cant help it
>tfw fucked two *hot Russian girls last night after being stood up by tinder date...
met them in the same bar i was meant to meet the first girl. Good feel
*both great bodies, one has a suspect face but she was blonde so...
>lost v card at 14
>been banging for a full on decade now
>one night stands & ~6 relationships
>hormones no longer raging
>struggling to be interested in grills & sex
>not attracted to dudes, can't be gay
>unwilling to sacrifice free time
>friends with gf's resent them and wish they could kick it more like me
w2c wanting to cop a girlfriend
I don't think jacking it twice a week is destroying my willingness to tolerate a woman companion. I mean if i don't feel like banging 10 times a week anymore, what's the point in putting up with the bullshit? emotionally my solitude is great & intellectually stimulating women are basically nonexistent.
>women my age be baby and/or marriage crazy
>mfw not interested in either for 5+ years
>intellectually stimulating women are basically nonexistent
This. This so much. Even the women that posture as intelligent are generally not intelligent, viz. it is meretricious 'cause when you actually listen to what they are saying, it is vacuous and superficial.
>confidence boost to the max.
>girls actually give me sexy looks.
>Trying anal with gf
>Wiener is a bit big
>prolly gonna try again tonight
>tfw got invited to the wedding of her cousin which takes place on Friday
>Mom getting some breast surgery on Friday as well
>obv can't go to wedding
>mom tried to dupe me into thinking that she couldn't find anyone to help while I go to the wedding even though I said I wasn't going
>pissed that she'd lie to me
"You don't really wanna be around there unless you're sleeping or eating." - My Brother
at least I can start school this september
>living in sweden
>everyone at my age is either full dadcore or hm tier
>mfw can still rock all the looks that fa calls outplayed and still feel like a special snowflake
You can cop me as your bf :)
Because let's be honest, we're all gay around here.
>implying i don't plan on impregnating some blonde haired, blue eyed bitches like myself to continue the master race
that's pretty much the whole issue. women are worthless 23-33 unless you're ready to make child.
Yooo nevermind, I don't want you as my bf anymore.
>see most beautiful woman i have ever seen
>burnette, flowy skirt, loose top, distressed leather jacket, sun going down in california
h-hey, i-i like your j-jacket
a-a-yeo wahts that jacket? i--i-s that mmm-mm-m-m-- margiela?
* walk away*
fuckin plebs starting to look attractive now and shit
she prob order a fish fillet
Naw, his paintings are magnificent. Notwithstanding tumblr's art-community circle-jerking him to death (which I don't understand cause he is a straight up pedophile), his representation of coitus and the human body are rich.
>right in the feels
a girl i know who's still into witch house in the year of our lord 2014 has a ricky hall clone for a boyfriend and that faggot asked if my drkshdw bomber was from an army surplus
ive been crushing on her since high school and she needs to drop the zero and get with someone intelligent like me
yo is your drkshdw jacket from the surplus store?
becuase wearing some diffusion shit from tricky dick is so fucking 2008 you motherfucking pleb as bitch
PS: i'm dicking this bitch you've been fappin to for years
if you're dicking her, you must be wearing shitty selvedge jeans and redwings and suspenders because for some reason that's what she likes
go back to mfa or denimbro unfashionable workwear faggot
oh shit nigga, i got yo girls pussy slime all up on my raws
hows it feel kowing that some unwashed fucking jeans get closer to this puss than you ever will?
pic related it's you
caring and sheet
>yfw you realize sieg is the one true hero of /fa/
>been browsing 4chan less and less
>tired of /fa/, only boards of continually novel interest are /po/ and sometimes /diy/
>consider new internet hangout spots
>first thought: r/mfa
I suppose that's how it begins.
low key reddit also has malefashion (without the advice part) and expensivemalefashion which are both dece. None of mfa's cargo shorts and none of fa's petulant manchildren arguing about who's more autistic
>used to alway carry around condom "if i get lucky"
>not anymore, not interested in grills
>in late teens and still have v card
>grill friends all say i have grills lined up for me
>used to just blush and try to be modest
>got asked to 2 proms and would have got asked to 3rd but landed on same day as first
>realizing grills do actually like me
>dress better than anyone(thx fa), play the sky kid game, not a douche
>whatever do not care anymore for sex
>guess ill just wait for some muddle bitch to come along and fuck me
>am i going this right or am i a str8 autist
You're taking sex way too seriously. I'm guessing you're still in high school. You should just go ahead and bang the hottest chick that's interested in you. Remember, in high school you really don't have to care about others emotions to keep a rep or stay cool
>tfw going with your buds to get a hitler youth haircut
>tfw its probably going to look bad on me but its okay because it probably will look back on them too
I agree but if you haven't already integrated it into your personal style by now you'll look like any common pleb that asked his hairdresser at supercuts what all the cool kids are doing, you're jumping onto a sinking ship that will only get more played out
It's when you wear the skin of a zebra you hunted down yourself
I've yet to meet an intellectually stimulating man (or woman) tbh, you're grossly overestimating the intelligence of your own gender (and probably yourself). The vast majority of people in general are boring and have very little to offer, that's life
>intellectually stimulating women are basically nonexistent.
Do you really expect anyone to act intelligent in a place filled with obviously retarded and autistic 16 year old boys? Only a complete idiot would do that, no sense in throwing pearls at pigs
That's hilarious. I had a tumblrgot gf as well and am also a big guy for you who wears denim and boots most of the time.
But why applebees? Jk I eat there too for the 2 for 20 deal with friends.
>make good grades because school's easy as fuck
>skip class all the time
>get letter in the post
>"Dear Mr. Anon, I am proud to select you for recognition as a Scholar representing Rick Owens High School and the State of Washington at the Congress of Future Medical Leaders to be held in Washington, D.C. this coming November."
>got financial assistance because my family is broke
>free flight to Washington D.C. to meet winners of the Nobel Prize, award winning inventors and scientists, prominent medical school deans, leaders of medicine, and medical futurists
>may win scholarship to study pharmacy
>other kids have been working their asses off and didn't get selected for this
God dammit I don't deserve this :c
>none of my friends asked me if I wanted to do anything
>asked a few myself
>just gonna spend the day at home with my dog
Why is being a human so hard? Literally tens of billions of people have managed it, why can't I? What the fuck's wrong with me.
>Sister dropped off the munchkin
>Take out the stroller to run errands
>Overdressed and have to put leather in the stroller
>Grab groceries, coffee, and a banh mi on the way home
>Elderly ladies stops me and tells me my baby is beautiful
>Watching her sleep now
That's pretty much it. I don't think I did that right.
>tfw boring person
>stopped dressing /fa/ but still come to this board
>gave up hopes of being a musician because not talented/creative enough
>absolutely no long-term goals or productive hobbies in life
>interested in Math, but way too far into current major to switch anyway
>dead end job in one of the most expensive cities on the planet
>no friends to party with to kill time or take my mind away from things
>smoke weed and browse 4chan all day
I gave up on people, made me feel a little better. Embrace your dog's love
>started talking to a new grill the other day
>she's a basic tumblr core girl
>add her on fb
>go through all her photos
>she literally went through a real life princess diaries transformation
>she may be cute now, but I don't want people to know she was a real ratchet job before