>tfw nice eyelashes but one of my eyelids is lower than the other
gimme a break b. I've been smokin weed all day, so may b a bit red.
>at uni, Prof claims he has the longest eyelashes in the room
>girls won't have it, start comparing eyelashes
>his really are longer
>willing to bet mine are longer
>girls mirin my eyelashes
>omg anon yours are so long, can we trade
>laugh and come up with an autistic response as usual but its okay cause im sxy
ask this girl on a date and get 200 "nots"
lol jk jk shes prob cool i just thought it was a funny joke because 4chan feels
PS by cool i don't mean dateable, just cool to talk to online
the joke is like "not" like "no i will not go on a date with you"
never happened to me, because i'm a natural ladies man, but it's still funny. and dont take offense to being undateable. relationships are for lames. we can still hook up for sex and get drinks and stuff, it's all good.
Then they speak to you for one minute and recognize your cripplingly embarassing personality traits and forget instantly about your inconsequential eyelashes.
It's pathetic as fuck to them, to me, to your fucking mom, and your employers.
(Let's not joke and imply you have or had a job).
>tfw flimsy lashes
>read this read
>the burning jealousy of a thousand suns rushing through my heart
f-fuck you guys ;-;
yea the possibility of that is very, very high. dont worry about it though, 4chan is for jokes.
im not saying i wasnt being truthful about you being nondateable, but just dont worry about it.
>being known as the guy with the smallest hands
feels bad man