What is your perfect bf/gf /fa/? Mine is She keeps her black

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Princess Aurora. The animation one, not the stupid feminist bitch from Angelina Jolie's Sleeping Beauty rape.

good posture
easy smile
even tone of voice
reader
reasonably active lifestyle
doesn't use the computer very long
interested in traveling
dresses tumblrcore or normcore

>>8357905
pretty much the same, except the fucking d and d shit. androgynous is very good.

also
>finally see pic of gay street fighter friend after a few years
>he's super fucking good looking
shit, i wasnt really expecting this.

>>8357905
>tfw no SLP tier cold, serious, flirty, passionate gf like me

nigga r u 14?

knows leggins r not pants
doesn't mind the smell of a unwashed cock
doesn't mind pubes dropping everywhere
doesn't mind goin down right after you've done a shit

ya, u guys set your standards to high

>>8357930
in advanced hyperbolic geometry, topologically, pants are sphere with three holes in it

BR girl with a big bunda

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>>8357951
Like this one? Fucked yesterday.

>>8357930
excuse moi?

nigga u r one disgusting pigfuck

>>8357949
thats some math couture

>She keeps her black hair short
what are you supposed to grab during sex
>Pale white skin
disgusting
>Pear build
what are you doing
>A little tomboyish
get a boyfriend then fag
>Dresses with grunge style
disgusting
>Maybe a few tattoos
disgusting
>Likes art
>Paints, draws, plays guitar
what the fuck who cares about this

>Not the biggest gamer but indulges me when I ask her to play.
why play games with a girl right there

>She does however enjoy games like d&d and risk
the fuck nigga
>Enjoys metal the most but listens to rock
kill yourself

>slightly shorter than me
>not a ginger ( I am and fuck having ginger kids)
>ok if she isn't stick thin. Thin girls are no fun to fuck.
>doesn't have to dress any certain way as long as she doesn't dress in mall tier shit. Preferably she would thrift her clothes like me.
>some interesting hobbies that don't over lap with mine
>doesn't have to enjoy my taste in music/ other media as long as she doesn't belittle it.
>won't mind going to shows with me even if she find the music intolerable.
>isn't clingy/ trying to text me all day
>smokes weed but not cigarettes.

pretty simple really.

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>>8357957
treetop kook

>>8357994
well, what did you expect from brazil? i really doubt about every brazilians sexuality

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>>8357951
that's my boy.

>>8358002

>Ft Lauderdale

>>8357960

im not dirty im just not autistic scared of germs like the rest of u. sometimes it hurts pullin back my weiner skin, sorry.

>attractive
>intelligent
>passionate
>doesn't smoke
>immune to trends
>not a ho
This shouldn't be a lot to ask for but apparently it is.

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>>8357949

U're not gonna b my gf then lol :^)

>>8358013
I need to masturbate now.

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this girl but with less lame shoes

>>8358031
>intelligent
>not a ho
all women are ho. remember what dre said. bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks. not smart either. can't name a single female scientist, inventor, philosopher etc in all history

>>8358043
>laces up his desert boots

>>8358045
>Marie Curie
>Sor Juana Inez de la Cruz

and thats it, thats some basic elementary school shit m8

being a discriminating faggot is uneffay

>>8358045
I can name at least three:
Ayn Rand (inb4)
Ada Lovelace
Grace Hopper

I want to believe in women. But I keep thinking of this picture I saw: a young college-age woman frowning in her cap and gown with her three friends smiling while displaying their wedding rings.

>>8358049
>>8358063
I should be ashamed for forgetting based Madame Curie.

ITT: 12 year old autists who can't find /r9k/

Ban & Hide.

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>>8357905
>i dated a girl who looked exactly like pic but with red hair when i was 18-19 and she was 21-22
>first time i was crazy in love, hardest break up, took a long time to get over etc.
>now feel completely unattracted to her personality
>spoiled rich white girl, uber rightwing and racist but contradictory when it doesn't fit her current situation and will never have any idea of how the world works because when ever she wants anything (new car, new job, quit school, go back to school, expensive item) either lawyer mom, lawyer stepdad or business owner real dad gets her whatever
>also believed all drugs ever were unequivocally bad except alcohol because sh is incapable of her own rational thought
>fast forward 3 years
>fucked 14 girls since then
>just got out of polyamorous relationship with two women who were hot as fuck
>one had the tightest pussy i've ever experienced
>science will never be able to replicate this
>I am now dating (like actually dating, which i havent done in 2 years) a girl who I would honestly describe as ugly
>large forehead, no ass, kinda flabby, weird tits, bad hair, taller than me (tfw manlet)
>is easily the coolest girl ive ever met we agree about everything but disagree just enough to have amazing discourse always want to hear what she has to say, and has amazing fashion sense
>this picture reminded me how fucking hot my redheaded ex was
>fuck i miss that sex
>I would honestly consider being in an unhappy relationship for that sex if I had continued access to drugs, and i feel horrible about it

fuck I'm gross, I'm incapable of being happy even when i should be.

>>8357994
She's Duda Vieira. I'm in São Paulo to see the FIFA World Cup and ended up paying just 50 dollars to fuck her. Nice ass, Brazil rules.

>>8358069
nigga i mentioned first

short hair or really long curly hair
tiny small boobs and butt
generic tumblr fashion

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>>8357905
>ginger
>im talking orangish red hair pale skin and freckles
>does shit with it, changes it up every few months
>wears fresh kicks and snapbacks and shit
>likes hip hop (including mine)
>paints or draws or some sort of grahpic art that isn't photography unless it is paired with graphic design
>idc if tattoos but im not into the suicide girl look
>is a nasty bitch that likes anal and swallowing (or at least lets me do it without bitching)
>doesn't try to hold my hand in public and shit if were at the store
>does drugs with me (she doesn't have to throw in here)
>but has a job and goes 50/50 with me on shit if we live together
>has her own friends who aren't buttfuck stupid
>its an open relationship

>>8358049
>implying I discriminate against women
I love women. They're just not smart. If you have a pet you understand. Not as smart as a human but you love it as if it was a human

>>8358122
k

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>>8358122
holy fuck you are dense. you are discriminating against women and thats probably why you don't get laid. Hitler said the same shit you said about women, about black people. you're fuckin dumb

>>8358120
>its an open relationship

You're disgusting.

>>8358139
>bring up Hitler out of nowhere
top kek m8. I'm sure dre is the next Hitler. He'll start his fascist regime soon

>>8358159
why?
monogamy is fine, but it shouldn't be considered the only way to have a relationship

Female
Isn't clingy
Emotionally stable
Isn't crazy
Intelligent
Cute smile
Supportive
Open minded
Into money making schemes
Dresses in prep or streetwear

>tfw not living the dream

>>8358120
>open relationship
you have your perfect partner, why?

>>8358167
>not being into hip hop
dre is dope and the chronic is mostly satire.

>>8358174
are you a sunday morning special? I like to fuck and I like to travel. She can get hers, I'm not over burdened by insecurities. If she wants to be with me she will be with me and vice versa. but I like to be with someone that also does their own thing and gives me space.

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my perfect gf is... whats the point =[

>enjoy games like d&d and risk
who the fuck plays risk?

my mom
...sigh

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>>8357957
Does she have braces?

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I'd marry a girl like this

gtfo neckbeard.

>>8358239
is incest /fa/?

>>8358264
yes

>>8358264
Since Oedipus. He was a pretty effay king.

>>8357905

>Long brown hair
>Blue/brown eyes
>Pale skin
>Little/No make-up, little/no jewellery
>Dresses pretty conservatively and doesn't try to be unique, just is
>Very thin, small boobs with pronounced hips
>Firm ass
>Fiery temper
>Unafraid to call out my bullshit
>Forces me out of my comfort zone
>Has hobbies and friends different to mine so we can introduce each other to new things
>Vegetarian/Vegan, likes to cook
>Messy and lazy
>Kind hearted but quick to anger and hold grudges
>Likes to cuddle :3

>>8358280
all of that is my girlfriend except for the vegan/vegetarian thing, huh

>>8358280
>Pale skin
>Little/No make-up, little/no jewellery
>Dresses pretty conservatively and doesn't try to be unique, just is
>Very thin, small boobs with pronounced hips
>Firm ass
>Fiery temper
>Vegetarian/Vegan, likes to cook
>Messy and lazy
>Kind hearted but quick to anger and hold grudges
>Likes to cuddle
>:3
Terrible. Hit the showers. You're done for today

>>8357905
I have acne and acne scars so I'll never have a girlfriend.
/thread

>Short hair
>Wears black usually
>Wears red lipstick
>Willing to go to concerts and has an open mind to every music genre.
>Willing to get fucked up on pot brownies/lsd/shrooms with me and just lay in bed forever.

isn't it best to leave these sorts of lists behind you so that when someone truly remarkable comes along, they'll surprise you with their uniqueness, and you won't feel as though she is only fulfilling three seventeenths of your "mandatory checklist of features of my partner"?

>>8358310
top kek
unlabeling lemon and sugar in face, is really nice, stop me acne

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>>8358280
wtf is this the plot to a romantic comedy i dont know about? you're fuckin boring and delusional

>>8358310

>I am a part of 90% of the male population
>I will never have a gee eff

Fuck off pityfag, I guarantee people have had worse acne than you and got laid. Nearly every celebrity you see has acne scars.

>>8358321
Keyword is 'perfect' here. I doubt anyone takes these too seriously.

>>8358280
almost me except
>Vegetarian/Vegan
>Fiery temper
these lists r stupid lol

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tfw no edgy euro gf to torture and sacrifice the neighborhood cats with

>>8358139

and he was right too

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> looks something like pic
> doesn't take herself too seriously
> watches sport with me sometimes
> has her own friends
> fine with doing her own thing
> has decent job
> doesn't steal my hoodies

>>8358355

>Global rule 3 of 4chan: Keep /pol/ in /pol/

is a qt (i'm attracted to many different kinds of women so this is whatever)
loves herself
is creative in some capacity
curious and openminded
dresses very colorfully, wildly
listens to all kinds of music, minimal techno as much as EAI as much as post-rock or IDM or indeh
my perfect gf is bjork i guess

>>8358094
>fuck I'm gross, I'm incapable of being happy even when i should be.

The problem is you want a man to be your gf. A woman must be feminine, naive, sexy. That's what a man wants.

That's the general problem I see with people on 4chan, or most people while I am at it.
They want a partner that has everything they want in one person.

It doesn't work that way. Have different people for different needs.
My current gf is not really intelligent, has no individual thoughts, but I love her more than the smart girls I've been with.
She's hot, youthful and adventurous. For everything else I have my friends.

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taller than me
hair like this!!!!
long face
extroverted/leader
nice choppers
probably plays an instrument
likes to laugh/make people laugh

haven't gotten any farther than this

>>8358169
i can be your girlfriend anon. i can be your gril

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>>8358358

>>8357905
natural blonde, but hair is dyed black and is long
dresses like asian schoolgirl or in oversize sweaters
anorexic body
aggressive and defensive but playful
nice bone structure such as ribs and cheekbones
clingy, touchy
doesn't wear dark lipstick
looks almost the same w/o makeup
knows how to make me smile
>tfw describing ex
;_;

Taller than 5'2
PhD in science or engineering or is a MD
Teaches or health profession
Calm
Cuddles and is affectionate
No death metal or country
Works out/has 6-pack
Not judgmental but can share opinions
Smells really good
No hairy back
Role-model in community
Laughs with my crude jokes
Has stories of adventures
Has really good advice for fashion
Cooks
Cleans
No unibrow
No stretched lobes
Makes 100k+
Cheek dimples
Great at sex
Reads and enjoys learning
Light/Medium skin color
No STDs and no history of horrible health conditions
No abuse of drugs/alcohol
Values family and would like kids
Not stinky
Bargain savy
Tech savy
Humble and not arrogant
Likes volunteering/helping people
Knows how to make good coffee/tea
Appreciates Asian food
Likes pets
Has had adversity in his past that he overcame
...
.........
I have a lot to things I'd like to see in a guy. Obviously, will not every find anyone this perfect. Currently with a guy that loves me, is taller than me, and is sexy. I'm content.

>>8358032
lol what the fuck

>>8358015
lol

>>8358045
>bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks. not smart either. can't name a single female scientist, inventor, philosopher etc in all history
If you can't name a successful woman scientist, inventor, or philosopher then you aren't the smart one

Masculine
Late 20s early 30s
Well off
Intelligent
Good eye for design and art
Dresses and is /fa/
Likes to cuddle
Adventurous

at least a half foot taller than me (5'10")
dark hair
thin to average weight
likes to argue/spawn with me
funny
intelligent
dresses normcore or streetwear
listens to the same music as me or at least doesn't mind it(hip hop, vaporwave, punk)

>>8358280
>Forces me out of my comfort zone
>Vegetarian/Vegan
>Messy and lazy

no fuck no.

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>tall, skinny, intelligent, left-wing, from a country that speaks a language other than english, dresses like pic related

>>8357905
very close to the complete opposite

as long as he's cute i don't really mind!
he also must enjoy the muji and comfy lifestyle and is willing to goof around with me as much as we both want to

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>>8358590
i'm basically describing my ex too >>8358532

;( o well there's plenty of fish

>>8358593
>Taller than 5'2
Do you know guys shorter than that? what the fuck

>>8358658
>i'm basically describing my ex too
feels bad man

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>short
>petite
>defined muscles
>nice boobs, any size
>ass, but not excessive
>beautiful smile and eyes
>vivacious
>motivated, in a career
>more concerned with real life than rape culture or other tumblr shit
>white
>from good breeding stock
>loves the shit out of me and helps me be the man I want to be
>tfw describing my wife

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>>8358680
>nice boobs, any size
>supposedly describing a specific person

>>8358665
THIS

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another photo of a guy with nape length hair tucked back behind ears/combed back for the fuck of it... i don't get why more guys don't grow their hair out a lil bit more.. it's looks great if you're not a total fatass.. come on boys

>>8358696
we want jobs

>>8358696
Currently growing hair to basically this style. The girls tell me to get a haircut like when I had an HY. Fuck it though they don't know what they're saying... r-right?

>>8358685
Well, they used to be a b-cup, but now they are a c since she's been pregnant. they have a nice shape, and that's the most important thing to me.

>>8358715
Ok you have redeemed yourself

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>>8358699
post a pic :>
>>8358698
also you can get a job

>>8357988
>>won't mind going to shows with me even if she find the music intolerable.

why would you wanna take her then? don't put people close to you through shit like that.

>>8357949
more like a spheroid.

>>8358724
tfw only camera is phone which is dead and left charger at mate's house
sorry baby not today

I actually wrote a pretty descriptive list. But at the end of the day,

She knows who she is. No identity problems causing an endless stream of unhappiness, discontent, anxiety, and drama. She has a firm idea of herself and the introspective self awareness to,

Improve and work on things in her control that she thinks are important to living the good life, be it finance, body, fashion, opinions,

And has empathy and the ability to love and bond.

And she's also skinny; a reflection of what I wrote above.

>>8358568
fuck off

>>8358744
mate sounds like you're from uk
you got a ladyfriend :X

>tfw qt notices elliott smith t-shirt (was a laundry day)
>tfw pale with short dark hair
>tfw much in common
>tfw she has a bf

fug

short, messy curly hair
kinda soft but kinda athletic body
personal style compatible w mine
good music taste
has own friends, own life

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>above shoulders hair
>light skin
>skinny
>appreciates the brands I wear
>likes to talk about music and instruments
>likes my repetitive jokes
>dresses fairly nice
>likes to talk a lot and listen to me talk
>likes the cheesy romantic lines I say

>>8358661
It's a minimum requirement. Height doesn't matter that much to me, but only because most adult males are at least 5"2

>>8357971
tldr
>is a person with a personality
wtf y do u care abt anything other than sex

>>8357905
I wouldn't care too much about clothes as long he doesn't wear v-necks, ever.

>>8358777
1. Not UK just using /fa/ lingo m8
2. Of course I don't have a lady friend or I would be on /fa/

>>8358784
yeah...

Yeah...

also
>can appreciate the random #waves and #cores that i like
>fun to talk to
>good at holding conversations
>likes letting me buy things for her
>wears whatever i buy her :^)

>

>>8358803
oic, where ya from

>>8358814
Arizona

>>8358818
ah..too bad... im in ohio

>>8358822
Too bad you are probably a trap

>>8358310
i have all three bitch nigga find another excuse you bitchy whiteboi

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>>8358832
no im not

>>8358842
underage b&?

>>8358844
im 22 foo

>>8358850
Sorry I'm only into late teen anorexic white girls w daddy issues

>>8357905

I just want a cute girl with a wet pussy.

>>8358860
lol k

I had a dream where I had a tumultuous relationship w/ a girl version of myself
B^)

>Anywhere from 4'5 to 5'0 is a must
>Skinny but not skeletor
>long hair color doesnt really matter
>she gotta have a booty and CCs at the very least
>nice face
>no specific style of clothes but nothing really under mall-tier
>isnt needy but she cares
>no fuckin baby talk
>doesn't try to be edgy for the sake of being edgy
>extrovert
>doesnt say she has anxiety unless she ACTUALLY FUCKING HAS ANXIETY ISSUES (this shit gets on my nerves so much)
>cant be a brat
>never calls herself ugly or isnt confident or comfortable with her own body
^^^ this one matters so much
>not a ho but likes to party
>smokes weed but not a fuckin stoner
>willing to try different drugs but isnt dependent on them
>has to like dance music and going to festivals and she also has has to like metal and going to shows too
>submissive, into light bondage

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>>8357905
Pic
Slutty, but only for me.

>>8358915
>Anywhere from 4'5 to 5'0 is a must
what the hell? the only reason you would need a grill that short is if you're a manlet. or a pedo.

>>8358948
Or i just like short chicks....

>>8358948
Ill give it some slack tho, more like 4'7 to 5'3 since its a bit more realistic

to fuk?
wh ratio like dam
huge titties but round n perky
huge ass n thighs
pale skin
qt very young looking face with dsl
no tattoos, no piercings
long hair

weighs 600lbs tho

>hot as fuck
>mean
>thick skinned
>passionate
>intelligent
>good fashion sense
>no regard for emotion
>shorter than me
>challenges me
basically I want a slightly cooler, slightly hotter version of myself
it's kinda too bad that people who fill my guidelines are usually taller

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Damn op you have some objectively shit tier taste fam.

>Enjoys metal the most
>pear build
>tomboyish
>grunge style
>tattoos
>dnd

absolutely disgust.
I run into your dream girl every 4 steps out
here in seattle and let me tell u
I don't want none of that capital hill
weird try hard pussy mane.

>>8358780
in my experience bf does not mean you can't pick her up if there's chemistry

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pale but healthy skin tone
long thin slender legs
5'6 - 5'10
good ass
A-B tits
model skinny
looks hella sneaky
sharp pointy nose
produces music with me
djs with me
we start a husband and wife duo superstar dj group
can make me laugh
challenges me
likes drugs occasionally
has little tattoos of numbers on her hands
and wont tell me what they mean
carries a gun
dresses real dope
is super responsible and doesn't fuck around
flirts with other guys to fuck with them
and we laugh about it later while doing
a bump of rock.
hedonistic af.
can run really fucking fast

im dating a chick im not even sure i like, but before i start typing a novel let me just describe her real quick.

>skinny, with a big ass
>nicely shaped B cups
>some fat on hips (mostly genetic) but shes working on it
>sort of shy
>doesnt start arguments, but gets passive agressive, shes stops when i call her out on it
>dresses somewhat prep, has an interest in fashion but its pretty superficial
>she lately started listening to my advice about clothing
>is bad at blowjobs and handjobs but has a tight pussy
>i dont really like her familly and some of her friends

ok so this girl is the first chick i fucked, but she doesnt know it, she actually thinks i used to be a player, so do a lot of chicks to my surprise. i actually aproched her while super drunk a long time ago and she turned me down, i was really crushing on her back then, and i was in a shitty mood for quite some time after that. fast forward a two years, she starts hitting on me, while i was trying to get with this other chick, then one day we make out, long story short we have now been dating for a few months, and im just not sure i love her, i think i still have feelings for the girl i was into when she started hitting on me. we are making plans to go to the seaside togetheher and that means id have to meet her parents and i dont really wanna do that. what do?

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>tfw already know your perfect gf
>always flirt with her and she plays along
>qt as fuck, smart, outgoing and kind, basically complete opposite of everything I am
>older than me
>mfw

Pale
Petite/skinny/thin.
Doesn't dye her hair.
Doesn't dress like a slut.
Average height.
Sharp voice (not gormless)
And I like girls who can critique things/hold reasoned opinions on things; but who isn't trying to shove her opinions down your throat 24/7.
Tits are basically irrelevant to me. I'd like a good small arse, but it isn't vital. Body-wise, as long as she's committed to staying thin, I'm happy.

>>8359087
You're going to be disappointed.

>>8359101
Oh, and no tattoos.

>tfw you're growing to accept you're going to die alone

feels whatever, self esteem is too low to actually try and do anything about it

>>8359104
What do you mean exactly?
I've known her for around 10 years now, only started to have feelings towards her 2 years ago or so.

smokes weed/do other drugs with me (inb4 edgy, I love having sex on drugs because it kinda makes me feel super connected to my sex-partner)
doesnt mind me being emotionally cold and introverted at times
likes fashion obv but not fashion as in lel steve today i went to h&m and found this gorgeous graphic t shirt what do you think, she wouldnt have to know all the designers and all dat assburgers shit but just know how to dress nicely or just minimalistic
she would be shaved/trimmed as i trim my pubes every week or so and shave my dick and balls every couple weeks (feels better niggas)
and well... would love me :( i'd call her a qtp2t

Mine would be

Dark hair
Strong enough to pick me up and carry me
A nice smile
A low enjoyable voice
Wears nice fitting clothes
Has a purpose in life
Is passionate about things
Wants to travel with me
Good self awareness
Calm, patient, not overly emotional or easily angered
Caring, considerate
Not overly interested in others opinions or pleasing people of no importance
Knows how to prioritize
Reliable

god damn you people are losers

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I just want an asexual husbando who isn't an utter retard/total beta like most aces I've met.

obv decent-looking, too, because I'm a shallow bitch. It's difficult to find in this situation, though. :(

Sherlock Holmes is my grail, basically.

>>8359226

So you just want to friendzone your husband right away?
kek
gtfo

>>8359230
wouldn't he be friendzoning me at the same time?

he would be tall and relatively gl, good hair
goood build not skinny, dont even mind if a bit tubby
listens to gud music so he can buy me records and we can sit and listen 2 them together
doesnt have to be /fa/ but just dress nicely
good prospects in life and has genuine hobbies/interests

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>17-18 years old
>into good techno music
>rich
>playing tennis
>basic bitch, light colours
>french

>pic related, I know my type of girl IRL

>>8357905
>is pretty
>loves me
>thinks im pretty

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>preferably has short hair
>skinny/petite
>open minded
>somewhat intelligent
>can enjoy art and music to some degree
>should have an hobby or an interest of some kind
>is not overly materialistic

asian
androgynous but easily recognised as female
good posture
short hair
wears black outside and comfycore inside
into tv and films
reads
skinny but not skellington
likes dogs
plays some games but not annoying shit girls play to act cool and nerdy like zelda and pokemon
wears little makeup

>>8359617
also intelligent
can play an instrument

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>tfw no girls that I know are thin enough to have their knees be the widest point of their legs

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I like women that look like men and men that look like women. That's my type. And if they think I look good and I think that they look good, then that's enough to establish a relationship.

>personality
heh

>5' 5"
>fit/petite
>medium-long hair
>regularly wears mini skirts with thigh high socks

I need to stop watching so much animu

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>tfw no eve gf

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>>8357905
Think you're in the closet OP

>>8359648
omg that thin bottom lip

>>8359652
>tfw no tomboy gf
a woman's body with a man's personality is perfection

Well when I get drunk I fuck anything with a pulse.

I have had three long term fuck buddies though, they were all good looking girls who I wouldn't of minded calling my gf if I hadn't of ended it with them. All were hippy/stoner types who are part of my still close group of friends but I guess that's just saying that if she's good looking and we're mates I'd possibly make her my gf.

Right now though I don't have time and I've been really confident with women since turning 18, going out drinking. I don't find it hard to get laid so may as well live stay single until I find someone worth keeping.

Physically she needs to be thin. The thinner the better. Cute face, somewhat interesting features. Don't really care about stuff like hair/eye color, although I tend to prefer dark hair and eyes.

We need to have common interests, but not exclusively. We need to have "our things" that don't interfere. It's important that she has interests of her own. Otherwise I can get very difficult to handle.

She needs to be somewhat introverted, as I'm very introverted. If she's extroverted I get extremely jealous. I won't show it openly, and I blame myself for not being good enough. So either I get very unhappy with the relationship or passive aggressive.

Never gonna happen anyway. Sometimes I dream about her though, it's strange.

A girl I can...
>Go to the gym with
>Enjoys going out wether it be for dinner or a rave
>Would want to travel with me
>Wide taste in music and enjoys going to gigs/festivals
>Has goals in her life
>Has a hobby or passion for something that I'm not into (so that we can spend time apart)
>Has a different group of friends to me, obviously I'd want them to be friends with my friends and vice versa but I just wouldn't want to feel like I need to invite her to everything I do with my friends

I have a girlfriend at the moment, been with each other for almost nine months, only just made it 'official'. Truth is I'm just not that into her, mainly because of stuff I listed.

>No goals, just wants to finish uni asap
>Doesn't care for the gym yet moans about getting fat thighs
>We go out for dinner often but when we wanna go drinking with friends she'll always end up dragging me to a lame student night at a club
>Has no hobbys, just stares at her phone 24/7
>Her idea of traveling is a week in Malia
I find her funny and we do have fun but I'm pretty sure I'm only with her because she's fit... If my mind doesn't change soon I'mma let her go

>>8359723
and thanks for bringing up these feels 4chan.... you never fail.....

>>8358759
;-; o-okay

>>8357905

> First
She's not an unsufferable cunt.
She's not dumb.
She nows when to shut up.
In summary: She nows how to behave.

> Second
She's passionate.
She's proactive.
She shares some interests with me.

> Third
She's tall.
She's thin.
She knows how to dress.


Yep, that'd be perfect.

>>8358063
>ayn rand
lel
>ada lovelace
lel
>dick hopper
lel
women are fucking inferior

natural blonde
pale
some artistic hobby (appreciation is fine too)
well dressed, doesn't have to be fashion obsessed tho
open to weird sex

>>8359780
>She's not dumb
>She nows when to shut up
>nows when to
>nows
>not dumb

>>8358045
>scientist, inventor, philosopher

>nightingale
>hopper
>rand

>>8359836

Ok, my fail. I missed a letter. Kill me.

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pretty
slightly assertive/cocky/tsundere
atleast more extroverted than me
well-dressed
funny
good taste
intrested in art or something similar
passionated

>cultured
>well read
> doesn't take himself too seriously
>laughs at my awful jokes
> nerdy
>hygenic
>great cook
>sensitive
>willing to run away and live with me in a forest and smoke weed

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>>8359803
>lovelace was the first programmer in history
>she paved the way for you to be able to write that lel

Ignorance makes me sad

>>8359902
Anon you really need to get the word Tsundere out of your vocabulary if you want to pick up chicks.
Unless you want an otaku, and gotta say otaku are on the whole not pretty people.

>>8359878
>missed it twice

Then again I find most of your post indisputable otherwise.

>>8358049
>>8358063
He's obviously wrong about smart women not existing, but geniuses are disproportionately men - whether it's in science, or art, or philosophy, ect. Even today, most scientists, composers, and non-feminist philosophers are men, with a few butch lesbians peppered in.

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>tfw no gf /fa/ edition

>i-i dress n-nice, why d-dont i have a perfect g-girlfriend

>2014
>liking women

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>someone who wants to work out/encourage working out with me and is into healthy fit lifestyle and wont encourage me to eat crap
>share similar life views but still can balance me out since while i'm open minded and adventurous, i'm non-initiative and introverted
>least 5 inches taller than me (im 5'5)
>someone with some basic fashion sense and a face that keeps me mirin
>doesn't redpill/mra/slant in social politics heavily in mutual agreement where i dont get all tumblr sj lifestyle on him
>we encourage each other to be the better version of ourselves
>we communicate honestly and directly in times of conflict
>basically looking for the other half of a power couple

pic related us in our 50s

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>>8360047
>>doesn't redpill/mra/slant in social politics heavily in mutual agreement where i dont get all tumblr sj lifestyle on him
> i dont get all tumblr sj lifestyle on him
>i
>tumblr sj lifestyle

>>8359003
Looks like I'm moving to Seattle.

>white / asian
>light underweight
>small round boobs
>small ass, but not a bony one
>HYGIENIC
>cocaine chick look / black and white / tumblrcore / preppy
>at least moderately fashionable
>not clingy
>independent and can stand up for herself
>respectful
>open-minded

bonus:
>into music
>knows when to keep her mouth shut, but not afraid to open it

also
>tfw no qt sky ferreira gf

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/fit/fag reporting in. Alex Puccio is pretty much my ideal gf.

>>8360083
her arm is larger than my thigh.

>>8360083
you're pretty much a closet homo

>>8360083
disgusting

>all these niggas wanting asian gf's

bitch asians make the worst gf's. trust me. it is the last race of women that i would ever want to have a relationship with. they aren't even that good in bed. they just lay their like star fish and squeal like pigs while you have to get out a machete just to cut through the jungle that is their pubic hair

>>8360083
lol nigga u b gay if dat what u want

>scandinavian/nordic (blonde hair/blue eyes)
>thin
>hygienic
>not a SJW
>fashionable
>strong work ethic
>outgoing

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>>8359983
well.. im not really into picking up chicks.
only used the word because it is a good way to describe the kind of girls who intrigues me, i could explain it with regular words but it would take more space.

>tfw crushing on a qt otaku-ish grill

>>8360087
>>8360090
>>8360098
>>8360120
Exactly the responses i expected, never change /fa/.
As for myself, I'd love a qt3.14 climber gf but as female climbers go, she's fucking hench.

I honestly have never thought about that.
I think I'm too thirsty. I'd take anything

>>8359652

>tfw being gay would make life so easy but can't get aroused by men

Live together and fuck other people? Does that happen?

mine is tarp that looks like a girl but has a dick.
I'm not attracted to men but something dicks is something.....

>>8360169
holy patsu

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>>8360182
/fit/izen here. You are a closet homo if you like (overly) muscular females. You cant deny it.

>>8360116
>lists decade old stereotypes about asian girls
>probably live in buttfuck nowhere and the only asian youve ever seen is mrs chang from the local chinese restaurant

>>8360370
that's what i was getting at. In my books, any girl who looks noticeably more built that me is a no-go, as insecure as that may be

>>8360370
i'm female and i like muscular girls, confirmed homo

>>8360377
>implying a decade is a long time ago
>impyling mrs chang isn't a slut i already fucked

my university (US) was about 1/3 asians, i think I know what im talking about

>>8359071
go on date with other girl and conceal it

>>8359902
Auska is not mentally or emotionally stable.

>>8359539
believe me when I say you want a lot more

>>8360116
i would avoid aisans mainly because many come from authoritarian households and thus have fucked up ideas about life and weird self-esteem issues.

Some hipster chick gets railed
Thought you guys might like it
http://www.cliphunter.com/w/1983706

>>8359507
>dem chompers
nigga, she m,ust go to the dentist ASAP

>>8359652
/thread´s 15 yo faggots

>>8360672
I had to open the link to figure out what does it mean to get railed...

>>8360015
iktfb

itrs because we get pretentious as fuck and we aim for something unreal ... OR ... we still have our beta side

>>8360083
fuck off /fit/, you ruin eerything

that bitch has legs in her arms and can probably #rek you in a couple of seconds

>>8360684
American slang for sex

>>8359978
because we need to judge people on the things they started rather than by what they have accomplished
u kno that guy who started the first man-made fire boy he was a genius

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>>8357905

Welp, first if i find someone like Bree i'll live happy for the rest of my life

>Is SMOKING HOT
>Is into fashion
>Is cute af
>Has the most beautiful smile i've ever seen
>Likes art
>Paints and draw
>Enjoy animation(japanese or not)
>Cute hair
>White skin
>FRECKLES

>>8357951
Ew, i live in Brazil, most of the girls with a big butt here are fucking vapid and full of themselves.
Oh, and normally they have an ugly face

>>8357905

Pale
Red long Hair
freckles
Timeglass shaped
likes New wave Postrock
dislikes TV
like vidya
smokes pot
is educated
shy
crazy
punkish or grunge
is interested in drawing art music an films
likes to travel
has friends
I can trust her, she trusts me
I love her 'n she loves me
she's my friend and I'm hers

>>8360713
who's bree?

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I'm dating a cute laotian girl.

My only worry is that she is a bit too religious.

She is pretty /fa/ though. She designs clothing.

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this but also a researching chemist... so yeah

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>>8360732
The girl in the pic, also one of the cutest girls i've ever seen

>>8360755
isn't she trap?

>>8360766
Nop, girl, but she used to cosplay and do gifs looking like a cutesy guy, so people thought she was

>>8360755
>tfw gf looks like this

>>8360713
>Is SMOKING HOT
>Is cute af
>Has the most beautiful smile i've ever seen
>Cute hair
i wonder what the guy's who post something like this look like irl

>>8358357
r u me

>>8357905
>likes art

Yeah, fuck those ppl who hate art and pretty things. Aren't they the worst??????

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>>8359662
>someone to slap around and will call you a coward before eventually hanging herself

>>8360853
My relationships in a nutshell

>>8360742
post sketches or fuck off

I want someone who doesnt need me

but wants me

you are all autistic

>>8358357
strongest in thread

>>8358797
This is why you are a kissless virgin.

>>8360015
I had a gf
But she wasn't my type. So I dumped her.

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>someone with decent sense of humor
>likes good music
>enjoys nature and trekking
>writes poetry
>antisocial like me
>lives in countryside
>drives my car at night when I'm drunk listening to neil young
>looking somewhat like this (pic related)

>>8360370
>/fit/ confirmed experts on homosexuality

Wouldn't have had it any other way

>>8358658
w2c hoodie?

>>8358280
>messy and lazy
>quick to anger

why would you PREFER this?

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>>8358431
>a woman must be feminine, naive, sexy
which one is you?

I don't do relationships like most people, and really don't need a GF that shares interest in similar activities or anything.
However, my IDEAL GF would give me back massages without me asking, and would suck dick without me asking. A good back massage is worth more than sex, in my expert opinion.

She wouldn't ask me "what'd you do last week" instead she'd ask "did you make a lot of good posts on 4chan last week."

She wouldn't ask to meet my family, or to have me show her around my town.

And fuck you: I like GFs who play videogames.
Any guy who has been in a long term relationship knows the best time with your GF is when you do nothing together.

>>8358593
>adversity in shis past whic he overcame
sounds like a job interview!
well w/e aim high I ain't gonna judge

>>8360675
why does it matter?
her teeth are decent and its not like unhealthy

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>>8361509
the guy commenting is a fag, she has normal teeth

>>8360793
>tfw have a folder of gifs of her in cosplay that I downloaded when Centipede Hz dropped and someone kept spamming gifs of her in AnCo threads

>>8361562
>overbite
>normal

>>8358569
4chan isnt stormfront you fucking idiot

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>Long hair
>White, tanned
>big t and a with thin waist
>ultra feminine
>always in tight dresses and heels when around town
>at home just hangs out in lingerie, bikinis, robes and uggs
>loves wilderness, dresses in tight out door pants, hiking boots lowcut tanks and flannel
>no tattoos
>belly button pierced
>wannabe swimsuit model
>loves outdoors, camping, hunting, the beach
>loves traveling
>travels around the world with me to remote locations for shoots
>happily takes it in all holes but never on camera
>doesn't do nude shots except for my personal collection

will watch anime with me

>>8360613
i didnt have that as a criteria, but i guess the healthier the better ofcourse.
>>8360369
ehehhhh

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>>8357905
something like this.

>>8360021
This

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Dark brown/black hair
Chin length hair
Soft facial features
Between 5'4" and 5'6"
Thin
Small breasts
Apple butt
Wears qt dresses in the summer/spring and qt skirts with sweaters in the fall/winter.

Short Skirt/Long Jacket

>>8358593
Hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha faggot

>>8358593
>teacher
>making 100k a year

Nigga better be a professor at a top university.

>>8357930
>ya, u guys set your standards to high
getting a woman to put up with that disgusting shit is asking way too much.

>>8362404
>Nigga better be a professor at a top university.
Maybe if you're a professor emeritus. Seventy percent of university faculty are part-time hires, some of which are professors working on contract. In such a situation you might make 20k a year. If you want to make money working in higher education, you need to be an administrator. Think president or provost.

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Something like this

Brunette
Splash of freckles
5'4/5'5
English accent
Hairy arms

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you described my girlfriend exactly, except she has medium brown hair (pixie cuts are too dykey for me)

hot as hell too

>>8357905
>>8362598
also she isnt a pear build, that would be fucking gross

all i want is a politically radical, well-read bodacious black gf that i can drink 40's and throw rocks at trains with and then we can go back to our shitty apartment and make collages and listen to shoegaze

>>8358593
fucking shit I satisfy most of these but I'm not a male

>aryan
>6' - 6'6.6
>excellent teeth
>ottermode
>reasonably /fa/
>7"+ d
>has hobbies outside of gaming
>will talk about lifting, nutrition, fitness, etc with me
>likes cats
>loves cuddling
>loves horror movies
>hygiene

>>8358094
> hot white girl
> rich family
> right wing
> somewhat racist
> hated all drugs

You hit a gold mine and lost it. I'm sorry anon.

>>8358990
>nobody else saying mean
how is this not fetishized more?

>>8362661
Are you me...

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>>8360755

white
any eyes that aren't brown
tall
into music, any music that isn't radio music
not fat
cynical sense of humor

But honestly I get the hots for any girl who is bitchy after a while. There is a short half mexican girl at work who I'm kind of into because she makes fun of me and I really like that.

She has a kid and a fiancee though so it's off limits.

>>8363104
it's amazing how average she is
only plus is she gets 4chan culture

>>8362661
That's me, except horror movies are usually shitty.

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>>8363114
>any eyes that aren't brown
You're missing out bro

>>8363122
I would prefer to be the tall blonde couple.

>>8360058
i'm being deadpan but ok
>poe's law applies anyway

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>>8360047
>>doesn't redpill/mra/slant in social politics heavily in mutual agreement where i dont get all tumblr sj lifestyle on him
Don't worry, a true cool man popping red pills already knows how to play it.

>tfw women don’t like overt dominance, just as they don’t like overt objectification or adoration. >tfw when it’s covert they respond most favorably
>mfw women love to be objectified, dominated and adored, but only by men who know better than to remind her of it.

>>8360895
I agree. Sounds pretty perfect to me.

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No specific type

I don't give my imagination that much credit

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>>8363337
i feel bad for them red pillers

they'll end up with a decent looking and possibly vapid wife but when they grow old, they'll realize there's more to life than viewing people as achievements and maybe they would have had more fulfillment if they chose a woman they actually fundamentally respect

but heheh we both know they'll never try to get past that, but hey it's their life and not mine.

>>8363365
But seriously, women love to be objectified, dominated and adored, but only by men who know better than to remind her of it.

You may feel bad for red pillers, but there is a lot of truth in the concepts, and a TRUE "red piller" won't get married unless he finds a girl he fundamentally respects. The entire point is respect.

Don't get it confused, I understand why people hate on it, and I laugh at the guys who theorize without practicing too, but the red pill is about SELF RESPECT more than anything else. I see all sides. I know what people want to believe, and I know it's associated with bitterness and hate, but that isn't what it's actually about.

No true "red pill" guy will be serious with a girl unless he respects her. But at the same time, most "red pill" guys know how often guy's respect girls who don't deserve it.

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>>8363387
>>8363365
You know who I feel bad for?
Guys who are in a long term relationship for the first time.

That's worse than not ever having a GF. You don't understand my reasoning now, but you will. And that's why I feel bad for you.

I feel bad for guys who believe "game" equates to bitterness and an inability to get laid. I feel bad for guys who think they need a relationship.
I feel bad for guys in their 20s, dating girls in their 20s. I feel bad for the guys who can't
understand the "red pill" for the positive and can only see the negative.

I feel bad for guys in general.

>>8363428
i'm bisexual grill though. you'd think i'd be mad but strangely i get where you're coming from on the first post. naivety in general is just gonna cause pain. i feel bad for people in general.

honestly, it's not all that different between women and men. i had to deal with my own shit when i first started a relationship with a really insecure man. it was a really good life lesson. fuck it though. being single is much easier.

i see you posting a lot, luke. you know a lot of shit, but honestly my advice is to keep an open mind and admit when you dont know as much as you think. i can get redpillers and i know how certain types of girls can get, the mindset just seems toxic to me in the long run.

>inb4 you dont trust me because i have a vagina but i'm honestly just saying

>>8358357
>doesn't steal my hoodies

bitches make me mad when they want my clothes

this shit ain't from forever 21, I don't have 7 shitty variations, I have one good one

>>8363455
>>inb4 you dont trust me because i have a vagina but i'm honestly just saying
I know girls IRL who agree with what I say too. It's not as crazy as some people make it out to be. Girls are smarter about relationship dynamics than guys, and I know why.

I've had a really cool GF who was a stripper, and I've had a friend (non sexual) for 8 years who now sells her body to older men for college tuition, and I know she's up on "the red pill" too.
Please keep reading my posts and cool blog and weighing in when you disagree.

Also feel free to send provocative pics with my name written to my cool blog: http://myrealcoolblog.tumblr.com/

>>8363428
you a cool guy man I dunno if I agree with everything you say but I appreciate you giving out your perspective and I don't think you deserve all the hate you get here

>>8363428
>Guys who are in a long term relationship for the first time.
oh man
so much this

>>8363471
iktf.

Never got my hoodie back from my last girlfriend.

>>8363494
That was such an awful relationship in retrospect.

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>>8363493
The hate is necessary and I understand it.
The hate enforces the necessity. I know everyone wants to doubt, and I understand why, but that's why I also feel qualified to do what i do.

The delusions are all over the map, and people want to act like I'm pretending, but i'll be the first to admit: I'm not shit. I'm just good with girls.

>>8362293
Oh fuck son I think you just won the motherfucking thread

>>8363387
fucking knew it you where a redpiller, good on you man that shit changed my life for good

not fat
not crazy
not too ugly


that's it

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Someone like this.

>>8362293
fuck she's qt

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Tomoko, done

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>>8360810
you wanna fuckin go?

>azn
>not ugly
>not dumb

>>8363827
Hahah holy shit

>weird/a druggy
>Depressed
>Egotistical
>Well traveled
>Poor
>Smoker
>Skinny fat
>Virgin and probably terrible at sex
>Sleep problems
>Impulsive to the point that it borders on sociopathy
>Arrogant
>Great taste in literature and film
>Well connected with wealthy interesting people, can go to posh events in paris and china
>More or less attractive I guess
>Had a decent amount of short flings with extremely attractive men if you ever want to compare yourself to her exes and feel good/bad about you self esteem
>Honest

i wonder how many of us here fit on to the "perfect list" for girls.

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>>8364097
don't say that anon I want to sleep tonight

>tfw not sure if gonna make it

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Perfect bf:
>taller than me
>skinny but not skinnyfat
>knows how to dress
>dresses mostly in black, understated stuff
>knows the joys of staying in bed and doing fuck all
>similar taste in music
>good sense of humour
>is qt :3

hmu bb I'm waiting

I do not wish to be made perfect so i have little expectations for my gf.

Wasting time with this shit.

>>8358593
If you want to get with a 100k professor, you should probably learn how to spell savvy.

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>average Ukrainian

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>>8363821
ive run the thought of this through my head a few times.
an irl translation of kuroki-san would not be as appealing as the 2d one.
unfortunate as this is she's still my first choice aswell.

>>8359664
not as great as you think, in the end they are still women
No homo