Last thread died and I just realized this today when a buddy made me a comment
>tfw /fa/ has made me so pretentious about fits that when I talk to grills and they aren't dressed impressively I don't take them seriously and I come across as really "confident" now.
Wow you let a Internet forum change your personality?????
>used to be the m´lady betafuck
>after /fa/ i became a pretentious vapid cunt
>for some reason girls love it
>still have a little bit of m´lady fag that helps when flirting with girls with daddy issues
>for some reason i only get horny if they whisper at my ear or if they have an SLP tier fit
i got a boner while wateching this years collections
>tfw qt/fa/gf dumps you for being antihambeast
>see lamy's savage denim in all of his goat fits, really want a pair of salvage now
>remember that I don't have a pair of white shoes to go with
>don't want to settle for anything other than cp's
>can't afford cp's
>don't even know where to try them on
>roommate drank all my milk
>roommate drank all my milk
Is this the most effay feel of them all?
>used to be /r9k/ fedorafag
>lost 40 lbs
>came to /fa/
>slowly build wardrobe of rick owens raf simons
>got into hard drugs (meth and heroin) and cig smoking
>will probably not live past my 40's
I try explaining some small things to then occasionally, but it doesn't do much.
>Anon, you look at least 40% gayer with your jeans rolled like that
>Why do you always have a shirt with a collar on it?
>Why are you so dressed up for class?
>Lol, those are hipster shoes?
>Anon, you need to add more color to your wardrobe (this, so much)
>mfw my two best friends wear either frat shit or a 5k t shirt with American Eagle jeans and sperrys.
>tfw this just makes me an asshole
Damn, you got the short end of the deal, m8. I don't think I'm really an asshole, I've just become less impressed around women in general. It's like I don't really think of them as anything different/special now unless they rock a dope fit (then it's kind of terrifying because I think they're judging me, and I go full autism mode). But generally, I do pretty well with the fuccgirls.
But if she starts off the conversation with a fit compliment, then everything goes well.
Please don't hurt them Boiz feelings
Them Boiz is nice guys
You can't avoid what u once were bruh
No joke if you leave them Boiz to drown now u got cooler pieces of fabric then them you're a bad person
>tfw no friends and at a shitty job where u cant make any friends because nobody really likes you and even if i dont have any social skills to maintain friendships
>tfw forever alone
i dont even want a gf or something but im just very lonely
kek, theres these two girls that i guess were into me, at least one is still into me i guess
>busty 16 yo bitchlet who likes JB
>likes me because i´m supposedly a hipster
>likes my clothes
>she used to stare at me
>treat her for the first months
>got bored and met bitch b
>dont een talk to her
>she tries to do convos
>boring as fuck
>see she has potentia to be effay
>meh, she´s too short and unproportioned breasts
>classical pretentius cunt
>probably daddy issues
>hot as fuck
>potential to be effay
>hot as fuck legs
>she turns me on because of her attitude
>quiet rebelious cute attitude
>that is my shit
>get that aggresive flirtign going on
>get some oportunities to fuck her
>fuck it up because still kind of beta
>she gets bored of me
>after i get her back she tries making convos
>lol no, fuck off
well, at least my fits are glorious, even though i´m still single and single
Yeah, I get what you're saying, and I can kind of agree. I have just as easy of a time talking to a quiet girl with a cute fit as I do with the hotshot head sorority girl who has expensive fits; to me they're on equal footing, nothing special, like you said.
I just notice and care about too much dumb stuff. Combined with social anxiety and I have a 100% successful excuse for not talking to anyone, ever.
>but those shoes
i like her top
>kek that hair
she's in my history class
>did you really think those pants looked good on you
And you can feel that judgment when I talk to people. I refuse to drink with my friends because of that. They think I'll be a fun drunk, but I know I'll just constantly say mean shit.
>They think I'll be a fun drunk, but I know I'll just constantly say mean shit.
Lel, I know this feel all too well. I still drink with them, but damn I'm a dick a lot of the time. Granted, one of my other fuccboi friends is a huge dick as well.
>Where did you get that shit, kohls?
>Is that a fake hood sewn into that flannel?
>What the fuck are those shoes?
Whenever someone knew comes over, they think we're all gay.
And it gets even worse when we're snowboarding. I got into snowboarding swag way before I found /fa/, so whenever my bud and I (who have known each other since like first grade and are roommates now) are on the lift up, we constantly make fun of people for their snowboarding/skiing fits - his older brother asked us if we were gay, lel.
>tfw no qt snowbunny
I'm going to find one, I swear.
>bros and I decide to start using the singles line for the lift since it goes way faster
>get paired with random people on the quad
>normally it's just an old guy and his kids or some ski patrol (who are actually really cool where I ride)
>one time got put on with qt3.14 who goes to uni pretty close to where I go
>mfw she pulls out a pack of Parliaments and asks if I "want a smoke?"
>She's bretty cool, got her number and we met up for lunch
>she has skifag bf
Damn.....we'll see what happens in the future
THAT FEEL WHEN NO FASHIONABLE FRIENDS
seriously. where do I meet people to talk about clothes and design and making shit?
I've tried looking for people wearing designers on campus but to no avail
especially girls. Theres 0 girls interested in real fashion. the ones that say they like "fashion" just wear chanel no 5 and are literally the worst kind of people.
maybe i'm just the pleb here. i don't know
I know that feel.
>wearing sick fits
>grill asks me about my shoes, says she thinks I dress well
>says she's "into fashion"
>Patagonia better sweater
>had the sickest snowboard outfit
>Holden camo jacket
>air blaster black sister pants
>air blaster terryclava with a backwards seahawks hat and electric eg2 goggles
>volcom crab mitts, dc super parks
>union forces consisting of three different colour ways on a dinosaurs will die board
>injured knee two years ago at fernie
>gone boarding three times in two years
>everytime after I'm done, it fills up with fluid and gets swollen for a week
>fuck. Rip snowboard steez.
I'm sorry to hear that, anon.
>electric EG2 goggle
My fucking nigga, spherical is where it's at. I have the Andreas Wiig edition.
I always thought that was some budget brand like UVEX.
Talking bout spherical. Get on that Oakley stormtrooper game.
u wont find girls with an actual interest in fashion anywhere except in fashion design school lmao
high end hair salons are fashion killa central for both genders
sa's in certain boutiques are the next step down
>except in fashion design school
Even there you'll be disappointed. There seem to be little regard / knowledge about the established designers and their work. Less then expected at-least.
>I always thought that was some budget brand like UVEX.
Wait.....what? How long have you been riding? I was literally about to say the same thing about Oakley. I mean I know they sell some higher end stuff too, but the majority of Oakleys you see on the mountain are cheap ones from Dicks. What do you consider expensive? My Electrics aren't super nice, but I like em, ran me a little over $200 when I got mine a while back (I know you can get them cheaper now).
Yeah, it sucks because every girl here claims she can back 5 off a 3ft kicker here and I can't even ride without reprocautions.
I was ripping some matte black ones, only pro model goggles I had were airblaster Jed Anderson's. I like the electrics mode just because you could bomb a line and not worry about wind making you tear up.
Electric is pretty high up in terms of goggle brands, they're owned by volcom.
My entire life, ever since i was a baby.
Perhaps it's the difference in location. Foreign brands penetrated the market only in the last 7-8 years. Before that it was all Uvex etc. Different visors in colour and shape are something of the past 4-5 years.
Oakleys over here are scarce. Especially past the basic models. Most Electrics carried here are in the 60-120 euro range.
Still only got a 4-pack, feel fat and disgusting as shit
still £1000 overdrawn even tho i have been working full-time for three months, too many cops and getting a car hasn't helped either
still generally bored as fuck
still no pussy
working next 6 days straight fml
My friend once introduced me to a girl who wanted the D because I was wearing Rick Owens Geobaskets®
after that night my friend got interested in fashion and started buying expensive clothes lol I guess he liked her or something
>wear ugly 35$ skinny jeans, band shirts and vans
>browse /fa/ constantly to learn about fashion so one day when i have money i can look good
s-s-some day guys
>my "best friend" lured me into a park today, trying to jump me with his buddy.. and his gf watching
>he knows where I live
>he's a tweaker motherfucker
>threatened to break in and bash my head in
>tfw sitting by the door holding a baseball bat waiting for this evil gacked motherfucker to try me
I'm going to dye my rug the color of his brain matter, the fucking cunt.
Lol kind of had the same thing happen to me.
>be beta of betas
>thought girls liked emotional shy guys.
>which I just was naturally
>always confused why girls friend zoned me
>get on /fa/
>realize that 99% of the population dress like shit
>feel superior when I'm in my most effay fits.
>I'm a fucking asshole now.
>insult, tease, demean each and every nigger because I just feel like I can
>more friends than ever
>got my first FWB the other day and multiple girls talking to me
What the fuck, I understood I had natural charisma, but I didn't think people liked pricks. It might be people's curiosity in a guy that dresses like a /fa/ggot
Camp out a high end retailer.
>sit outside fallow
>wait for a qt grill to go in
>grab her in the midst off the blackness of damir doma
>tie her down with some geobasket laces
>stuff her mouth song for mute pants
>proceed to softly stroke her hair and tell her about my fit and how much fucking effort I put into it and just how no one cares.
I can't even this feel. This was such a fucking struggle during highschool, I couldn't even find a gay hipster dude to talk fashn with
>tfw in college and it's no better
fuck south florida.
Where do all you /fa/gs hang out? Do you all just sit at home and post here or something, I've never seen a soul wearing rick owens in my entire life down here
>tfw the shittier I treat them the better they treat me
>tfw I'm okay with this
>tfw how about YOU get ME a drink
>tfw nights out became way cheaper
>still virgin because they all 2pleb4me
what the actual fuck is wrong with me
>that feel when you think what you're wearing is shitty, but see a picture of yourself later and you look good as hell
tfw lost my sunglasses.
>leave bk around 2 with roommate of go hit some shops before meeting friends out to drink
>go to retro super future cause roommate wants to scope pairs
>ask guys to tune up mine cause an arm has become skewed, he does, lookin brand new.
>see some stuff I like next door at opening ceremony mitehaf2cop.jpg after the next paycheck.
>meet friends out, rooftop bar, boozing etc.
>gets dark, leave them in breast pocket.
>there they stay, all is well.
>middle of the night realize they're gone.
>didn't take them out, put them anywhere, let anyone look at them etc.
>look around, nowhere to be seen.
>can't make any nice cops now because I have to get another pair.
why am I so stupid /fa/
depending on how that plays out it could be considered premeditated rather than self defense like you want.
if you say you knew he was coming and waited then you will not be walking away scot free like you may expect.
anyway hell never show up don't worry.
The '6-pack' muscle is indeed mostly an endurance musle. Normally this advice would be shit (e.g. 100 pushups for bigger arms), but in this case it isn't too bad. Still try to get planks/L-sits etc. in your routine
ye lol do that
I was disgusting skinnyfat
then I made a DIY weight, I got a wooden bar from a fucking wardrobe, took shelves, put them into a sheets, tied it, put two of those on each side of the bar, put a chair, a coffetable and a nightstand next to each other, lie on this consruction and lift this pathetic 11 kg total bar, adding 2 repetitions every day.
+ shitton of pushups
+ some kind of crunches
now I'm more or less otter
oh and occasionally swimming, like 1-2 times per week
>tfw friends compliment your fits daily
>get known as the fashionable one
>"Your fits are fire bro"
>"You be dressing mad nice on the low"
>tfw still think I'm not /fa/ cus in between haircuts and it looks shitty,
>sit next to her
>been trying all year
>Anon you dress so nice
>Do you really have more shoes than me?
>I usually wear sweats because they are comfy
She cleans up so well too
>tfw moving from New England to Florida soon
Fuck, what do? All my clothes are for cold/mild weather. I have to basically get rid of my entire wardrobe. And get /fit/ enough for tanktops. Fuck me.
Livin' innaMiddleMurica because work. It's a somewhat small town. Locals still have that "He's homogay if he dresses nice" mentality of the pre-9/11 era. Stores are shit for resources the best places being Kohls or Target. Have to practically get everything online and return them if they don't fit.
Also, I think cutie bosslady at work was checkin' out my mane.
First order of business is not moving to Florida imo
going to the keys, miami, j-ville? It's all hot but there's an actual winter up in noflo
anyways just wear skinnies and tees+tanks, nobody's gonna care how fit you are
>mfw I cybered with Tori Black for free
>mfw I don't even know how it happened, I blacked out and woke up with her following me around
2 hours of jacking off to her naked body and watching her lustfully lick her lips/teeth
>mfw I cybered with a porn star
i made it
>busty 16 y.o
you either lying or a creepy mothafucka
>>tfw /fa/ has made me so pretentious about fits that when I talk to grills and they aren't dressed impressively I don't take them seriously and I come across as really "confident" now.
oh god i know this feel
and then i go on dates with them but they think i actually have romantic interest in them or something
like lmao no u slag i just want female company sometime
and then i feel like a piece of shit when i realize what i do
i hate myself
I'm broke my nose!
This means I get rhinoplasty. Insurance will cover it.
My nose was so ugly. I am so happy.
I will get a new nose! (:
Today gives good feels, friends (:
You broke your own nose, didn't you? Can't recall if it was you but a while ago someone was talking about how they'd break their own nose just to get rhinoplasty. Fucking retard, you didn't even have it bad.
>girl messages me on tumblr pretty much admitting she has a crush on me
>she has for months
>she's hot as fuck
>talk to her. She seems surprisingly stable.
>she's into literature and tons of other shit that I'm into
>gf her up
>she puts out
>she's a virgin but so am I so it's alright
>take her virginity and the sex is great
>now I get attention from girls everywhere
>constantly get "Your girlfriend is a lucky girl, anon" and stuff like that
The worst part is I actually really like her and want to be with her for a long time. Fuck.
> just had a shitload of exams and coursework over one month
> I get really stresed and autistic about my grades
> feel I have to work nonstop
> no time to go shopping
> no time to go to the gym
> no time to cook
> eating whatever's easy
> pizzas, takeout, frozen meals, chocolate, energy drinks
> smoking like a chimney
> going to bed at half five in the morning
> finish exams, hand in coursework
> an entire week of beer and sleep
> feel like shit
> sleeping pattern is royally fucked
> bags under my eyes
> broken out in spots
> knackered and lethargic, yet unable to sleep
> trying to cut down my smoking
> trying to drag myself to the gym
> spend my time bingeing netflix
> look in the mirror
> holy shit I have moobs
Fuck everything. Hold me /fa/.
>Tfw I go to a top 50 school
>seen a few people who would probably consider themselves "/fa/"
>All look like massive faggots
>Go to a party, see someone in CPs
>See him start hitting on fat girls and grinding on dudes.
Walking around campus
>Fratbros dressed like closet gay dads
>fuckboys in zara and fake yeezys/jordans
>Fedora le classy gents with messenger bags
>Asians in clothes that say "love food! Peace wow! team Go!" and other hilariously bad shit
>arabs wearing gym shorts, big pony polos, and $500 loafers
>Basic hoes in uggs TNF fleece pullovers and scarves.
>fat girls wearing printed skirts covered with disney characters
Unless you are in a /fa/ city like New York, it's pretty fuckin terrible in the US. Mostly everyone is broke.
>actually typing the phrase "memeshoes.kek"
i'm imagining you in some generic fucking normcore crap with some overly-worn desert boots/malis in the corner of your room along with the sweaters and oxfords from your classy phase you're trying hard to forget
Jesus Christ, this is why people laugh at /fa/. Everytime we try to talk about decent stuff that may not be the cheapest option, poorfags start calling th "meme _____." Back to MFA you faggot
>I heard someone call Raf a "real life troll" the other day
Shit nigger, iktf.
>walking with friends, some are grills
>pass by people
>mirin some dude's sick fit
>call some bitches out for dressing terribly and being fat
>everyone thinks I'm gay now
T-thanks /fa/. ;_;
>tfw you finally develop a style people recognize
>tfw hear a friend say "this is something anon would wear"
>tfw some girls assume I'm gay
>tfw you realize form matters more than label
>tfw you go from judging other people's outfits to not bothering what other people wear, except when it is positive
>tfw you now drink coffee and tea from glass cups because it is more aesthetic
>tfw people give you that head to toes look and then smile
>vivid weird dreams
oh man, rmembers me of today
>dreaming about some girl getting fucked in the ass in a circle of people
>some woman with short black hair turns to me
>she is right beside me
>wake up half-upright in sleep paralysis with only right eye open
>she is sitting on the edge of my bed wtf
>"anon, you have to learn to love"
Apparently I opene
I have a problem right now actually:
>Used to be generic denim jacket, band T-shirt wearing metalhead
>Spent years transforming my style and becoming more /fa/
>Get a qt gf who I have pretty much everything in common with apart from music taste
>She likes her generic emo/alt rock stuff and has a style that matches.
>I am cool with that as qt emo girls are great
>She starts wanting me to wear 'emo' clothes as well and I can't stand them. I have also spent years trying to distance myself from that kind of look.
>I keep saying no but she is really pushy with it
What should I do? Is there any clothes that would keep her happy yet still /fa/?
i was once asked by a SA at barneys if i worked for the local louis vuitton store.
i told me no and said i would never step foot inside such a plebby store. then i stormed out still holding the robert geller shirt i never paid for
>I don't find yoga pants attractive anymore on grills
>Been dieting/exercising for a year and a half and my pot belly won't go away. The type where I can suck in and look fine but just enough to bulge over my belt
>shit tier hairline, looks like a kindergartner tried to draw a semi circle in ms paint
>i want to be a fuccboi but i only look not ridiculous in normcore or prepcore
hold on, we talking emo or pop punk? cause paramore, fall out boy, and my chemical romance aren't emo
emo's more of pic related
>start wearing leather jackets and Chelsea boots
>3 months later i see plebs wearing oversized leather jackets
>just a month ago i start seeing Chelsea boots
i personally hate it, there's a reason why they're plebs, now they make me look like a regular person with well fitted clothes
>tfw work in a warehouse
>tfw work is too dirty to wear anything nice so just wear thrasher clothes
>tfw qt works a couple businesses down
>tfw no confidence to talk to her because I'm not in my sickfits
>tfw I stare at her all day and only think of what could be
Get a fitted shop coat, wear some black levi's and bad ass work boots and you'll look /fa/ af
think pic related but a skinnier fit on everything
>work at Jack in the Box
>bright green polyester button up
>don't give a fuck, hit on qts all the time
I'm the sexiest cashier this Jack in the Box has ever seen, and I don't give a single fuck
>mfw I don't know if always dating older girls is bad or good
I'm 20 and the girls I'm dating are always around 23
>hard to incorporate bandages into dope fits
Oh well, the sympathy I get from qt's makes up for it.
>People ask me what happened
>I say I fell off my longboard
>my accent makes it sound like "lawnmower"
>"YOU FELL OFF YOUR LAWNMOWER?!?!"
>that feel when your shipment from ssense gets checked by customs despite ssense marking it down
>tfw i live in Bay Harbor, 5 minutes away from Bal Harbor Shops
>tfw ive never bought anything from any store there
>tfw i go just to mire the clothes and the employees dont even bother to ask me if i need help because they know i cant afford them
>everytime you get a haircut someone new compliments it
>omg anon I love your hair
>that's a really nice haircut
>you cut your hair it looks so good :)))
>I like your hair you look beautiful
I know i'm not the only one
>start going to /fa/
>start going to /fit/
>learn lots but took it all with a grain of salt
>buys some nice basics
>when I need something, I take my time and buy something nice.
>now have decent taste that will allow me to enjoy life a bit more
>don't become a pretentious asshole who hates everyone
life is pretty good if you use your head while on /fa/ or /fit/
>I live in Switzerland
>There's a chain of stores that sell expensive clothing, there called "Bon Genie"
>Often go to the one in Lausanne
>The employees are absolute smug scum cunts
>Though I cannot afford most things, I try them on
>Go there relatively ofently, ask questions to the staff "do you have this in size... Can I try this on? Will you make me a discount on this?
>they know me and I know they hate me
You gotta strike first buddy. Either call the police and say you've been threatened or beat the shit out of him when he's alone.
This problem won't just go away, trust me. Good luck anon.
>TFW /fa/ ex contacts you after seeing a fit pic on facebook.
>TFW she was the love of my life.
>TFW moved accross the country, so can't be with her in Arizona.
>TFW hate my current gf, but don't want to be alone or sexless.
>TFW No other girls in my town like my style because this is the south.
Th-they're just p-plebs, right guys?
>studying in my room and thinking about tfw no gf
>look out the window and see a qt azn chick dressed in all black and (I think) wearing geos
Tis' a sign, gentlemen. I must find her
>get new haircut
>look like a 7 yo kid
>three weeks pass by
>"hey anon, your hair looks pretty nice"
>waiting for class with a very relaxed pose
>"hey anon, you look pretty sexy and handsome"
i just have to wait
the bane of my existance
>tfw no girls in my area that are effay without being some crazy bisexual LGBT new age weirdos posers
>tfw only befriend girls who have potential to be effay
>try so hard to make them effay
>feel so akward while doing it
>abandon them because i get bored and tired of their shit
>still sexless and single
just kill me now
>walk into a shitty retail store with an odd name
>make my way to the menswear section
>there's actually some good lower end pieces
>retail assistant comes up to help, he's overweight, wearing a mono fit and is audibly gay
>notice he's wearing adirafs in the grey/pink cw
>strike up a conversation with him, he's really into adidas collabs
>he's planning on copping the orange stan smiths and the tech runners
>james blunt walks in the front door
>the staff go over for a photo opportunity
>make awkward eye contact with james blunt
today was an odd day
just googled james blunt
this nigga got such a pussy face no wonder he sings about how he saw a girl and thought she's beautiful and love of his life but he never talked to her and seemingly enjoyed the idea of smn else fucking her
that fucking arms reference, man, lmao :)
go back to /pol/
anyway this is something i remember from like a month ago
>me and one of my friends are just chilling
>said friend is absolutely not into fashion, and was wearing some red graphic tee and red cargo shorts, but we are friends nonetheless because we are chill dudes and have other common interests :)
>i was wearing my white ocbd, pinrolled stonewashed cm's, adi zx fluxes and some sweet sunnies
>friend told me i looked like a movie star and really good and stuff
>tfw it made me very happy
thanks, friend :)
>had some dumb army theme day for the last day of school
>was wearing a tank top
>all these girls were miring
>got some friend requests from yung thirsty girls after school on fb
>feels good mane :)
well time to fuck up my exams now :)
>Mfw abos stole my motherfuckin car during a pizza delivery.
>My electronics, wallet and uni notes in my bag
>Mfw prolly fired
>Mfw had been planning on coppin some new shoes exactly tonight
>tfw when want to build pc
>tfw when only manchildren play pc games
>tfw pc rig costs same as one/two ricks
it really disturbs me, even i (the one who posted the original story) dont like the fact of hanging around with little kids, but damn bitch b always gets my Ann D hard as diamonds and tingling like a fucked up engine trying to turn on