sup /fa/ I need your help.
I am a mulato or anglo or some shit kinda like pic but uglier obviously. The thing is that I am in middle of germany and the race war it's starting.
How do I bleach my skin? and how do I lighten my hair? any tips to look whiter??
Staying out of the sun is about as good as you can get without fucking your skin up, but more important than looking white, you have to become German.
Fly the flag proudly and side with the German nationalists.
German nationalism is /fa/ as hell
In Germany, I'm assuming it's really not hard to keep your ass out of the already weak sunlight there, or wearing sunscreen. So there's that. Then learn German (I'm assuming you have) and buy some German flags off the internet? I don't know if that's banned yet under Merkel. It all that fails just say you're Greek.
Bleaching your skin is stupid, so fuck that. However there are methods of adding subtle lights to hair without outright bleaching it, like lemon juice combined with sunlight, or honey I think. I'm not sure how effective these are, but it's worth a try.
It doesn't matter if you're Asian, white, black, Indian, Mexican, Hispanic, whatever the fuck. Skin bleaching is literally the least /fa/ thing ever because it is the most obvious, blatant, and universal symbol of your insecurity.
Which lines up fairly well with /fa/ I guess.
stay away from any Muslim culture at all brah, that's the best way to create a disconnect/gap between you and the degenerate rapist/murdering/stealing muslims that germans are mad at
So if you want to instantly look paler get Snow White Milky Pack, it's a korean lotion.
If you want permanent results get something with a high hydroquinone percentage in the ingredients.
Milk baths apparently help but idk about that
Use sunscrean EVERYDAY. Don't ever skip it.
and obv stay out of sun, wear long sleeves.