no, seriously... you are undoubtedly a fatass if you drink soda.
it is recognized by the WHO as a public health hazard.
but since you're probably a sheltered midwestern american, youve replaced water with soda.
the only somewhat tolerable "soda", though plain SP is preferable
Dr. Pepper is the drink of the gilded patrician leaders of the masterrace of the new world. Mt. Dew remains a vice of greasy, anti-hygienic weaboo manslobs.
ITT: chubby manlets whose defective genes can't properly process soda. Enjoy your Pepsi One's place as cornerstone of your vegan baked goods diet. (Or even better, who Oprah-tier fad diet scam /paleo/ here?)
Now if you'll excuse me, I have some weights to lift, and some Coca Cola to sip.