How do I ask for the Stalin haircut without them realizing its Stalin?
How much length do you think Stalin has here? Right now my bangs go to a bit above my eyebrows, how soon until I can have beautiful lucious locks like this? Haven't grown out my hair since I was in like 3rd grade
Besides, even if you told your barber that this is stalin, why would he care ?
It's not his haircut that pushed him to ruin the twentieth century.
Now... if you ask for stalin's mustache, that would be a different matter...