How do I ask for the Stalin haircut without them realizing its Stalin?

They won't know

10/10 facial aesthetics.

Most people wouldn't even be able to recognise an older Stalin let alone him here. Just say its an older photo of your grandfather if they really press you.

How much length do you think Stalin has here? Right now my bangs go to a bit above my eyebrows, how soon until I can have beautiful lucious locks like this? Haven't grown out my hair since I was in like 3rd grade

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Like they even care.

>>10870269
My guess is it's almost at "can I see your manager" haircut length in the front.

>>10870240
Well shit if I get a little more length I could have that hair.

>>10870277
W-what

That's not Stalin.

>>10870395
>this guy trying to force his epic meme

>>10870240
lol that was back when he was robbing banks

>>10870270
Sibelius is fucking /fa/ god praise meme gods of finland. Meme music since 1900 something.

>>10870277
so like right at the eyebrow? some of these bitches have enough hair to reach their lower jaw

holy fuck Stalin was hot as hell

>>10870260
>joseph stalin is my grandpa

thank you for this amazing idea anon.

I can comb my hair back like that, but if i pulled it forward I could touch it with my tongue

>>10870240
lawl do you think a fucking hairdresser knows what Stalin looked like in his youth

>>10870240
considering this isnt stalin, i think youll be ok

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>>10870586
I mean he based a lot of his work off of the national ebin of Finland, Kalevala, which is literally memepoetry.

>>10872318
You really think that if you show that picture to your barber he/she will say:"are you showing me a picture of Joseph Stalin?". No she wont you retard

Besides, even if you told your barber that this is stalin, why would he care ?
It's not his haircut that pushed him to ruin the twentieth century.

Now... if you ask for stalin's mustache, that would be a different matter...

>>10870608
>some of these bitches have enough hair to reach their lower jaw
thats what he meant

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>>10870240

>>10874311
goddamn these haircuts always either look good from the front or the side, never both! hell is real and happening right now in real life

>>10874403
trim the sides down. make it an undercut and it would look fine.