What's your dream gf like?

5'9"
120-130lbs
blue eyes
smokes weed
likes vidya
likes anime

I ain't even that picky pham.

anyone who's willing to help me overcome this deep sadness that plagues me so.

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pic related

someone who will actually love me

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5'8"
120lbs
half jap half white
cute hair that sits at her shoulders
small tits and an ass i can fuck

so basically kiko

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>>10863686
>smokes weed
>likes vidya
>likes anime

>>10863732
dis u gurl? u fit dis discriptun? u wnt sum fk?

>>10863724
she looks half black half asian

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>>10863736
No, this is my dream gf

>>10863756
Damn, I don't look like that. But if you're down to smoke and watch anime hmu.

>>10863686
that's a big avoid

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I just want a really good looking bf with a great jaw and nice hands, I don't care if he's short or or any of the other retarded lists

>>10863769
I didn't say I wanted to wife that. I just want to smoke pot and fuck while watching anime.

Yolandi Vi$$er desu

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she can beat me in m&b

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Dry or offbeat sense of humour
Intelligent and witty

Literally rose <3

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>>10863761
Babe I write poetry in San German street paint heroine muses in Schiele style sorry but we just can't

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likes speedrunning

>>10863791
You a minute man?

>moderately intelligent
>moderately attractive
>shares my values
;_;

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looks like this but is not a slut and doesn't do hard drugs

>>10863790
Dibs feborra:DD

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The girl that broke up with me

I had her family, I had her...

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>>10863810

>>10863712
This, like is it really too much to ask?

love trance music is the biggest must since i produce/dj it
smaller body 5'2 - 5'6
big boobs
green/blue/grey eyes

not too much to ask for imo

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Asian

tay tay

>>10863654

someone that can put up with my shit

>>10864001
how bad is your shit

>>10863686
DUDE

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>>10863686

>>10864225
my girl does all of that, except of watching sports which is fine because I also don't. u jelly now?

dream one?
Japanese
Short black hair
Eyes with just the right amount of epicanthic fold that give off allure
A nice voice with a lot of range similar to Chiwa Saito or around there
Small to modest breast size
Soft, skilled hands
Slim waist, wide hips
Nice, toned, good sized ass
Nice healthy/thick legs
Thighs of firm and soft quality
Nice, soft feet
Quirky kind personality
Intelligent and caring
Very open minded
Willing to indulge in my various fetishes/turn-ons
/fa/ in various aspects of life
Into various nerdy stuff but still have some of her own interests outside of the ones we share
Genuine love of me as a person/in general
Able to fulfill anything a wife should be able to do
Loyal and will stick with me as the years go on

itt: white guys with yellow fever

aka beta with betas

>listing only physical traits

have you people ever been in a relationship

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>>10863654
oh Rachel

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>SHARES MY VALUES +BELIEFS
>PERFECT SKIN
>good jawline/ face features
>slender + proportional body, anywhere between above midget and below my height
>pretty eyes
>has an actual personality
>can make me laugh
>isn't crazy
>at least above average intelligence, not ditsy
That's not so much to ask is it ;_;

>>10863724
She's half korean

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>sitting on bus two qt3.14s sitting two seats in front of me
>qtiest one looks back at me and smiles
>I smile back and think nothing of it
>she does it again
>thinking about going up to talk to her
>as I finally build up courage she gets up to leave bus
>looks back at me and smiles
>tfw miss my chance with qt dream girl

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>tfw I got a great gf
>tfw she's clever and easy-going with actual hobbies and passions.
>tfw she's /fa/ and tall (5'10)
She makes me an even more happy man

>>10864403
me except midget and crazy

>>10863654
Everything like my best mate
but a girl

ideally, she'd be me
with a vagina
and breasts

>>10864557
what's so great about you
I wouldn't want me

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this tbqh

>>10863686
Weed is uneffay cause weed smells bad and smelling bad is uneffay.

>>10863724
>tfw anon describes ur wife

>>10864859
obviously vaporizer

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>>10863654
Like Anna :3 ( but more boops and ass)

>>10863743
That's cos nips and gooks are fucking chimps

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>>10864254
Nah she's ugly lmao

>>10864254
I cant be jealous of something that doesnt exist anon.

>>10864403
>isn't crazy

lol u know any women?

>>10864980
yeah I do,

>>10864917
She has a big noise yet still looks really cute. Huh. Could someone explain this?

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Hot as fuck, funny, questionable morals, decent amount of muscle. Likes adventuring and social sciences.

shes gotta be a buff ting init

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Tbqh

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>>10865361

>>10863947
who is this

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>>10863654
>5'3
>about 110lb
>normal or small tits
>curly brown/black hair
>likes to read
>likes music and films
>likes to travel
>college graduate
i'll marry that bitch right away

>>10863803

I think my heart just melted

>>10864254
She will cheat on you, if she hasn't already.

Latina or Mediterranean with white skin, black hair and clear brown eyes or even better, green eyes.

5'8" (only two centimetres less than me, I don't care if I look like a manlet when she on heels).

Intelligent, non religious, not a whore obviously, interested in the same music and books as me.

My standard are pretty hight desu

>>10865301

Careful, if you keep digging you might find that how attractive a person is doesn't really come down to how many Hot Points they score on the Attractive Features-list. Soon you might not even be able to rate people 10/10.

Everytime I try to make up the perfect dream girl I see someone who doesn't fit the description shake everything up, I just play it by ear.

>>10865342
>Likes social sciences

So you want a SJW?

>>10863654
> 2 tits
> 1 pussy
thats pretty much it. I'm a minimalist.

>>10865478
>Not chossing a girl with one tit and one pussy

Yeah sure you're a minimalist

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desu

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>>10865380
she must, also, be able to speak 2 languages

My ideal gf died of a drug overdose before christmas last year.

Basically had a smile and laugh that would melt me every time.

>>10865573
I'm sorry.

>>10863686
>smokes weed
>likes vidya
>likes anime

looks like you want a bf

>>10865561
ngnggngngnhnjngg

>>10864751
Eew !!

slender/slightly toned
at least 5'7
aryan 2bh
is easy to be with
only piercings on ears
puts up with me

>makes me happy

>>10863654
at least a little bit intelligent
6/10 + ( cute )
not overweight
love me

>>10863686
>smokes weed

So you want a thrashy girlfriend I see

>>10865477
No, I want Nathan Drake.
Seriously though, not just SJWs enjoy social sciences. Only thing I have to do is avoid the guys who're into women's studies.

Is it okay not to have a dream girl and not obsess over a collection of desirable traits that are very unlikely to be possible for 1 person to have?

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only has a few friends that are girls
makes enough money to support herself
wants to have sexual relations with me
isn't as ugly as me

blue skin is a plus

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>#thinspo
>~5.7ft / ~175cm
>~100lbs / ~45kg
>bitch face
>tumblr
>eating disorder
>mental health issues
>drugs
>up for anything
>self-deprecating humor
>tired
>cheekbones
>skateboarding

honestly anons
my loneliness is killing me
u asked about my dream gf buti just want to cuddle

>>10865886
OTWOCK
T
W
O
C
K

>>10865301
Anna has a very interesting face as it looks different in many different photos. I've never seen a model whose face warps so much. On video it looks elegant, sexy and long on photos it's got this width to it. Watch her fashionTV model talk. You'll soon figure out why she's hot, she has this classic hot blonde vibe to her which gets intensified by her confidence and voice.

Also her nose isn't actually large, her features are just angular and bony. It looks good cos it goes perfectly well with her cheekbones, jaw and chin, all strong features.

>>10865457
That's the smartest thing you ever said in yo life. But yeah, glad to see someone else realised this, I've yet to see an actual 10/10 since the hottest women are also hot cos of their physical flaws. I think a universally perfect woman is not human.

>>10865404
THIS RIGHT HERE SON. PALE SKINNED MEDITERRANEAN WOMEN ARE 9/10. Preferably if they're Spanish, Greek or Italian though with qt eyebrows and a gorgeous smile. The pale ones always smell so damn good for some reason.

>>10865705
well it's okay if you're thrashy too.

>w2c thrashy qt gf

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>>10865477

>>10863654
5'7-5'10 tall, curvy but slim. Medium-large tits and ass. Pale or tanned skin works but it has to be smooth and soft. She can either be a Chinese girl with dark black to slightly off black hair, a Spanish woman with black hair and brown eyes or a Northern European type with platinum blonde hair and blue eyes.

Personality has to be mature, kind, intelligent and loyal. Bonus points for submissive masochist but that is probably a bad thing based on my own degenerate desires.

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5'2
blue eyes
black hair
A cup tits
fat ass
small frame
face like pic related
likes anime
is social and will force me to go to social gatherings

>>10865822
That is actually the objectively standard way of thinking, not affected by cultural norms.

>>10865977
Aw, if I had a cuter face we would be a decent match.

>>10866011
p-post a pic

she left me in october f am :(

>>10865573
I'm fucking sorry anon

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>>10866031
of ass

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>165cm
>white
>thin body build
>likes to talk about deep shit
>sex addict
>preferentially rich

Is it cool with you guys to do a male version? kthnx

>Healthy and reasonably muscular, enjoys going gym and lifting
>Preferably Japanese, although caucasian is cool too
>Straight-edge
>Political and religious leanings not important, so long as they aren't too extreme
>Confident but not arrogant
>Has hobbies/passions of some kind
>Not bothered about what kind of social life he has but I'd prefer if he hadn't had sex with too many girls/had too many girlfriends
>Likes pro-wrestling and rock music
>Treats me well and cares about me

One day /fa/, one day.

>>10863803
this

>>10866061
Why pro wrestling ?
What the whole fuck?

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>>10864403
>MY VALUES + BELIEFS

Such as...?

>>10866061
>straight edge
>likes wrestling

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My dream girl don't exist.

>>10866073
Shared interest. I love watching teh wrasslin.

>>10866095
I'm straight edge and like wrestling so it's not completely impossible.

>>10866117
I would only watch wrestling if I was drunk hope you can handle that, otherwise I fit your description, but why do you prefer Japanese men are you Asian yourself? If so I'm out.

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>>10866123
I couldn't handle that, sorry. We're not meant to be </3

Nah, I'm white. I just think muscly Japanese men are cute.

>>10866061
>Has a great jaw and dark hair (long preferably and not straight), also nice hands
>Cares about me and doesn't mind my unbearable jealously and insanity
>Puts up with my insecurities and issues
>Keeps everything between us (no third vent friend)
>Hates anime and isn't obsessed with video games
>Is mentally stable
>Is mentally stable
>Is mentally stable

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>5'7"
>Enjoys similar music
>Smarter than me preferably in humanity fields (So I can push myself and have intelligent discussions that aren't STEM related on occasion)
>Likes reading
>Preferably mixed like me so we can relate on a more intimate level
>Has a clear mind that can offset my own
I've just realized I'm picky as fuck and should just keep to myself

asian girls don't like musty white guys lmao

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>>10866146
>doesn't mind my unbearable jealously and insanity
>is mentally stable

>>10866163
one of us has to be mentally stable

>>10866146
Well I hope you're cute.

Attractive, good fashion sense/taste in music/culture, smart, not fat and not too skinny.

i'd marry this girl if i ever meet her. ;_;

Doesnt really care for partying
Likes to workout (not fanatically or anything, Just some casual workouts(
Kind of a calm/shy personality

Aint even that picky, she doesnt even have to be 'the perfect 10', a 7 Will do, anyone Will be fine if it'll help forget the last one

>>10866174
fair enough.

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Elaine bby

Wrestling is for kids that store their chicken nuggets in their cargo shorts.

>>10866117
>impossible

It being possible isn't the issue

>>10866248
Lucha Underground is essential hipstercore.

>>10866248
>not liking homoerotic soap operas with added athleticism and hot girls
Takes all sorts to make a world, I suppose.

>>10866252
Yes, it is. :'(

>>10865573
Shit man, right in the feels. I'm sorry.

>>10863654
>apolitical or non-SJW leftist (like me)
>qt, slightly "old-fashioned" fashion sense
>introverted
>a few close friends
>would rather stay in and cuddle than party
>smart but not arrogant

you.

>>10866319
you sound exactly like a person who doesnt have a gf

Someone who dresses cute and share my views on certain issues

>>10866327
You're right :( how did you know?

>>10866319
>i want a doll who will not challenge me ever

>>10866337
>implying I'm not introverted and hate parties also

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Soko

>>10866057
that too but i need to see if she's lying about not being qt so i can promptly kill myself

>>10866005
based seohyun

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>Asian or Russian
>dark hair and eyes
>cute face
>slender and lean body
>likes to eat and live healthy, keeps herself fit
>calm and rational personality, but has her dorky side too
>sleepy a lot of times and likes to cuddle
>values family and loyality
>has an innocent demeanour but occasionally a retarded humour
>doesn't believe in gender roles, but isn't afraid to be feminine and dislikes people emphasising on hyper masculine cultures and social rites
>believes in a deeper mental connection than just 'love' and is willing to evolve by growing and learning together as a couple
>is okay with giving each other space and the necessary alone time I need sometimes

I really don't care about shared hobbies or clothing style to be honest.

>>10863803
>looks like this
>not a slut

L M A O good luck friend

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>>10863654
I genuinely think you might live a longer life to have something this pretty and this happy around all day.

>long hair which she preferably colours/styles differently often but not short
>is super fashionable in the kind of tastefully dark/UK lowers class sort of way
>pale skin
>socially ept and highly confident
>strong ideals - sense of protection of friends/family, strong sense of self respect, will not do anything she does not want to do
>submissive

>>10866156
That's fine, I like the mixed white/Asians they tend to have more defined facial features.

>>10866156
>asian girls don't like (X) white guys
you could put any adjective in there and it would still not be true. asian girls worship white cock like a totem pole. would sell their mothers for white benis

>>10866397
>>doesn't believe in gender roles, but isn't afraid to be feminine and dislikes people emphasising on hyper masculine cultures and social rites
>>believes in a deeper mental connection than just 'love' and is willing to evolve by growing and learning together as a couple
>>is okay with giving each other space and the necessary alone time I need sometimes

wow you sound like a gigantic faggot

>>10866465
>>strong ideals - sense of protection of friends/family, strong sense of self respect, will not do anything she does not want to do
>>submissive
Ayyy

>>10866502
its hard to explain, all my ex's were like that. submissive =/= a pushover.

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>>10863654
asian
thin
smaller than me
artistic face (like pic related)

>>10864322
This

>>10864322
>>10866549
It's 4chan. What do you expect? We still haven't fully moved on from our weeb roots

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>>10863654
like this... desu exactly like her... her BF died from a overdose so shes free again...

>>10863783
bannerlord hype

>>10866568
she looks like an ugly man in her ig pics

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>>10866490

>>10866397
I teared up ;(

>>10866583
this is utterly charming

>>10866494
Why?

>>10863686
Repulsive

>>10864430
b-b-ben?

>>10866176
It's literally the only good thing about me

Asian

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>>10866230
Twigs is a cutie but Audrey is ultimate waifu

>>10863724
kiko is half korean lol

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>enjoys drugs
>enjoys #thinspo with me
>enjoys music
>not insane
love sounds nice too i guess

>>10866640
Then you might have to cope with my occasional taste for wine.

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>mfw some of u nerds have typed fucking essays about ur dream gf
lmaoing at ur lives rite now

>>10863947
WHO IS THIS FLUID DRUID

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>>10866933
>>10865378


?

>>10865573
That's a pretty effay way to die dessu sempai

>short
>petite
>skinny

>socially inept
>insecure
>deadpan sense of humor
>clingy
>emotionally vulnerable

I'm too much of a beta to handle a confident girl with actual interests. I need a broken girl who will never leave me because she's too scared of being alone.

>>10863783
>saber
Pleb. Polearm masterrace.

reminder racemixing is not /fa/

reminder WM/AF (this means you Korea-boo) is a union based on self-hate and mental illness

reminder that wanting your children to look like you is /fa/

reminder that only cucks and degenerates are more attracted to other races than their own


Stay (insert your own race here).

>>10866638
No its Dave

>>10867087
those quiet, shy, "insecure" girls are usually the freakiest girls in bed too ;)

>>10865573
:(

>>10867087
sounds so much like me
i found my effay boy though

>>10866816
>enjoys drugs
>not insane

Pick one

I just want a double leg amputee who I can push around in a wheelchair and dress up. :3

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>>10866061
can u post pic of urself, im curious

>>10866952
I don't know the race of these girls anymore

>>10867087
I knew there was a psychological reason why I preferred quiet and shy girls but I never knew how to put it into words. This is it.

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>>10867148

:)

>>10866146
remove yourself from the dating pool and get a cat instead
thanks

Dead

>>10867290
Now they look Asian lol

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>>10867300

:D

>>10864347
no

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not a liberal
pretty and thin/average
funny
mentally stable
can whip me into shape when I act like a depressed faggot
can deal with my anxiety

>>10867324
everything that you're not? so why would she want to date you

tall
skinny
pretty
not autistic

>>10866449
True :(

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>>10867293
No, I got a husbandu instead

>>10866147
Fuck that girl is cute

>>10867324
Why would any 10/10 qt like you're describing want to have a baby a depressive anxiety prone faggot like you?

>>10867490
cuz I'm actually pretty decent looking. I'm just a horrible pessimist. Plus, as long as the economy doesn't have a full scale collapse, I assume I'll make a decent amount of money once I graduate as a finance major. plus a 10/10 is not even a requirement. I'd rather have a smart 7.5 than a run-of-the-mill, average intelligence 9-10.

>>10867534
How good looking? Post pic

anyone, literally anyone

im so alone

>small/petite
>"likes" nerdy stuff in a cute way
>listens to emo music
>wears my clothes

>>10863686
wrong board mate, >>>/b/ is over there

>>10864322
this, tall mixed race girls are far superior than inbred chinks or pasty white dwarves

>dat perfect tone skin
>dat perfect stature and build
>dem perfect facial features
>dat inmunity
just perfect

also, ths thread is unrelated to the board, take your shitty betaness to /soc/ or /fit/

>>10865571
>>10865380
>literally any girl from mexico city who studied comunications or laws
kek, you´re one basic fuck

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Literally this.

Requirements to be my gf:
>Be a girl
>Be my friend

>>10864375
who?

>>10867690
Damn well said

>>10865886

feel you on the cuddling

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The which ever twin that gets fat enough to never find anyone better then me.

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"I want to be a journalist" type girl who puts her hair up and dresses nice. Likes going to concerts and shit. Preferably likes sam gellaitry / esta type shit.

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this

>>10866061
Ima do a male one too, if that's cool

>easy going
>funny and lighthearted, doesn't take himself too seriously
>humble
>frank and likes to speak his mind
>caring and a bit sentimental
>reasonably intelligent
>that being said, a bit nerdy and is into tech and vidya stuff
>also into similar interests as i am, like music, movies, books, fashion is optional
>sporty
>treats me like a best friend and a lover
>decent build, basically ottermode
>perferably asian but honestly any guy would do so long as he has a good personality and is fun to hang with
>but he has to be qt, or at least ok, and has a nice smile (no uggos)

>>10868083
What kind of sick fucks keep trying to sneak in "he is an asian"

Either you're a dude, or a fellow yellow

>>10868093
what's wrong with wanting to date asian guys?
but seriously as i've stated before personality is more important.

>>10867685
what about personality? otherwise you'd be fucking a lifeless husk.

>>10868093
kek
weebs

>>10867668
>also, the thread is unrelated to the board, take your shitty betaness to /soc/ or /fit/
yet you made three posts and read the whole thread

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>is a boy
>is at least 6'2"
>is very dominant
>likes stuff I like, treats me nice

>>10868052
she dresses like she's 48 year old white trash.

>>10868391
ew

>>10863654
a man

>>10868399
nou

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>>10863654
mira

>>10868093
It's a dude.

>>10868433

tao

>>10864375
True but she seems like a cunt

>>10863724
This is your girl

http://erikakbowes.tumblr.com/tagged/me

>>10865573
Faggot

>>10863654
Do you know what a man's dream woman is like?

A vagina. That's it and that's all it ever will be. Women are worthless without their vaginas. Therefore all women are ideal because all they are good for is getting my dick wet.

>>10864859
true

an effortless, natural intelligence
quietly confident
slender build
a nice smile
a silly sense of humor
self aware
he would like gardening and fucking first thing in the morning
he would be an adventurous eater
a voracious reader
doesn't mind verbal sparring
shows his consideration in small ways daily

>>10868648
Hope She isn't..

>>10867699
Rachel Goswell of Slowdive

>>10867690
This basically

>>10868093
>tfw no Indian fever

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>>10867147
Why not. This is the most recent one I took, showing off a cape.

>inb4 insults/requests for feet
I know you too well 4chan

>>10868093
A good looking asian dude is really attractive. Not every girl hankers after BBC anon, some of us are afflicted with the old yellow fever too.

>>10863654
2D

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fall in love you lose

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has at least one vagina

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>>10869064
how many would be too many?

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This is all I need.

>>10869072

2

>>10868989
You like Asian men because you have a Dom fetish.

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>>10868989
Touche

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>>10865478

>>10868989

pls feet

My dream bf

>Middle Eastern

That's literally it.

>tfw every man likes their women very tall and very thin

not sure if its because we're in /fa/ or we're just faggots affected by our cultural standard

Ideally, someone who hates me but for some reason can't help being around me. I may have masochistic tendencies. I start conversations with women outside of work by being a dick, not as a PUA thing but as a defence mecanism or something, so that I'm sure they won't like me. Not like I am a catch either but idk. I have issues.

>>10869158
are you into abusive boys?

just got back from a first date, how do I tell how it went?
talked and stuff and I liked her but think I was a bit nervous

>5'10''
>140lb
>race mixed black
>big eyes
>foreign accent
>speaks more than 3 languages
>religious

>>10869162
>liking short fat women

wew lad

>>10868391
2 inches short of a match

>>10867685
Who?

>>10869195
How deep the conversation went?
Did you make jokes based on your own behavior?
Did you actively flirt with her, touched hands, stared at each other?

>>10869259
conversation wasn't extremely deep
don't particularly remember making jokes about my own behaviour, if you mean I was nervously making myself look bad then no I didnt do that
I looked at her but didn't touch or flirt
thanks for answering

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>>10863654
Honestly?

>Russian or Asian but US-Born, ideally with a very different background than my own
>Extroverted and charismatic, kind, but relatively traditional/conservative and submissive behind closed doors
>Extremely highly educated in a field I know nothing about
>Dress is extremely professional - dresses over jeans, heels over sneakers, etc. - but without being excessively preening
>Appreciates but not demanding of veblen goods and brands
>Athletic and toned, not necessarily super slim
>Ambitious and demanding. Doesn't tolerate imperfection.

I basically want a girl who is intimidating in terms of her quality and who I can mutually improve with. The goal is obviously to power couple our way into the elite.

I have absolutely no idea how the fuck I'm gonna meet a girl like that, though. Girls here in D.C. are weird.

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Pretty; dark-haired, slender. Enough social anxiety to level with me and enough charisma to be personable. Endearing, witty, and kind-hearted while equally cool, stoic, and contemplative. Extroverted/communicative thinker, introverted sense of intuition and self-awareness. Light-hearted, offbeat sense of humor. Good taste. Commanding presence, fiercely independent, but still loves me. Willing to put up with an asshole and is sometimes an asshole herself.

Oh, and a good kisser, too.

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>>10863686
same bro

>>10868989
>>10866061
I-I can be all of that... Give me a year...

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>dark eyes, dark hair
>pale to copper skin
>beautiful facial profile
>does not get upset easily
>can handle the banter
>likes to be a pretentious faggot philosopher with me
>can cook
>knows fashion outside of 5000$ handbags
>dedicated and confident, can work together
>smart

basically I want a waifu that is smart, confident and has a good work ethic. I found a girl like that but I blew it because autismo. She's my oneitis, desu

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Already have dream gf pic related

>>10869310
This also. Eastern girls are very much like that due to growing up in a rougher environment and a less materialistic lifestyle if they're from the countryside. I dated a girl whom was from Lithuania, a shining example of what you said.
>studying to become some advanced doctor shit
>beautiful and sporty, ran marathons and did gymnastics
>dressed conservatively without looking like shit, more elegant than sexy

160 - 170 cm (euro fag)
Normal weight
Pretty face
Can be blonde or brunette (I hate redheads)
Music doesn't matter, she will listen to my music in a couple of weeks eventually
Will watch sports with me
Will understand that I'm different with friends and different when I'm alone with her
I will let her choose the movie so she can feel like she has some rights
Would watch TV shows with me

>>10869363
I forgot about lookalikes
>Karen O from Yeah Yeah Yeahs
>Emily Haines from Metric
>Lauren Cohan

>>10869094
Is your hair color natural? Sorry if stupid question

>>10869349
>Stella
Why do all girls drink Stella? Seriously, why?

>>10869398
They beat up their men.

>>10869250
Rachelc00k. She literally god tier.

>>10869227

>not liking shorter women because its higher estrogen
>not liking curvier women (whether slim or chubby) since its higher estrogen

enjoy your joo-media, high test tall big feet women with brick waists, faggot

>>10868378
well, at least is better than the ROG circlejerks or the political thread

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>>10869310
>not demanding of Veblen goods
That just means they're not expensive enough
He he he

>>10866011

Hi Few things to start off with :]
1. Yes i replied to you because you're a female, tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Brian.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy.
If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

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>Strong willed, independent, and dependable
>Charismatic and extroverted to cancel out my tendency to become introverted
>Actually has opinions and beliefs and isn't just "lol who cares lmao," fence sitting bullshit
>But at the same time she is still understanding of other people's opinion and beliefs
>Can handle the bants and isn't afraid of scolding or teasing me
>Knows self-control
>Isn't socially autistic
>Likes to be sadistic in bed, but the gentle kind and not the tie me up and crush my balls kind
>Attractive to me, so not black or fat or some shit

>>10866061
ill do one too
>tall and not too bony, that's gross
>Caucasian or asian, not too picky i guess
>animu but the good shit (lain, szs, legend of galactic heroes)
>listens to jazz/jazz rock/baroque pop
>not condescending, no lies, kind but assertive
>not interested in other girls
>doesn't dress like a faggot

Would like a boy who ruffles my hair sometimes, wants to hold my hand, and likes me as a person.
Bonus points if he is taller than me and has really nice teeth.

I just wanna be loved :(

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>>10866061
>Straight-edge
>Likes pro-wrestling
Lost me

>>10866146
Pretty much none of these.

>>10868083
>fun to hang with
>has a nice smile
Will probably fail those

>>10869947
>>tall
nope

>>10869959
>taller than me and has really nice teeth.
Well, it's officially confirmed I will never be a femanons ideal man. Also, what's with all the yellow fever? Never met a girl who thought Asian dudes weren't "gross." Must be an /fa/ thing I guess.

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I have a deep distrust of women. I see so many families torn apart by divorce in the modern world that it's something I don't want a part of. ;_;

>>10869080
Who is she? This is the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.

>>10864322
What if I like black girls senpai?

>>10866147
Zara-chan <3

>>10869085
Idk man, I consider myself more of a switch but whatever.

>>10869094
I-is that you

>>10869195
Wait and see if she calls you.
Alternatively, give it a couple of days then call and arrange another date- if she claims to not be able to make it for whatever reason, then she's probably not interested and trying to rebuff you without hurting your feelings. If she says yes, congrats, she's still interested.

>>10869346
It's ok anon, you'll make it.

>>10869997
Don't worry, I fit none of the descriptions on this thread either.
Also, I've never met a man in real life who claims to like Asian girls, but we all know Asian girls are considered top tier waifus. I think people just tend to keep it quiet in the "real world".

>>10863772
anime tho...

>>10870134
>I've never met a man in real life who claims to like Asian girls, but we all know Asian girls are considered top tier waifus. I think people just tend to keep it quiet in the "real world".
That's 100% accurate. I love the hell out of Asian girls but would never admit it in public because it'd associate me with weeaboos.

>>10869947
>>doesn't dress like a faggot
Fug

>>10870134
>>10870134
cheers pal, I'll give it the waiting game, not been on many dates so I'm being cautious with this one, worst comes to the worst it's a learning experience and I at least won't have embarrassed myself

>>10870012
We will die alone together

>>10869947
ok so I have this but don't watch much anime, is that a deal breaker?

>>10866101
were her ashes scattered from an aeroplane over the sea?

>>10870134
>Also, I've never met a man in real life who claims to like Asian girls, but we all know Asian girls are considered top tier waifus. I think people just tend to keep it quiet in the "real world".
B-But girls never talk about liking Asian guys online and in real life .-.

>>10869310
>Girls here in D.C. are Jewish

Ftfy

>>10870221
True story:
- Go out with Jewish girl because why not
- Pretty hot, kinda a Jewish spinner type
- Make out and shit, she's super into it
- She doesn't want to fuck because I'm Goyim

I am not making this shit up.

Deleted her number, never talked to her again.

>>10865361
why the fuck is luana itt? are you albanian? I am and had to double check it was her.

tall slim aryan. That's literally it.

My gf is
>Aryan
>Green eyes
>5'7
>115lbs
>A cups
>Booty and legs for days
>/fa
>personality
mfw when i've made it

Nothing beats American girls, even though they make u jump through about two miles of hurdles.

my current gf + actually doesn't mind going out of her way for me

that would be great

>>10869947
>not interested in other girls
I only get like that when I'm smitten and positive my advances are going to go somewhere.

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>>10863654
This piece of perfection created by the gods of everythig that is good in the world.

>>10870175
of course it isnt lol

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>5'6"
>not fat, not thinspo
>not Asian or black
>likes vidya
>socially drinks
>not fugly
>pic semi related

>>10869997
Asian guys can be really cute when they have facial features going for them.

>tfw no qt fa Asian bf to shop and cuddle with

>>10870332
>>10870383
What's with all this Aryan shit? Just say white stormfags.

>>10870509
Anyone can be cute if they have the right facial features. That's like the main attribute to being cute.

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>Cute
>Not fat or skele
>4'10 - 6'6

That's it really

>>10870517
Like whoa

>>10870523
who she

Height isn't a problem unless they're below 5'2"
Short (Around Chin Length) Wavy Hair, preferably Dark Brown or Black
Effay
Shares my interests
Shares my personality

>>10867673
What the fuck? You're gonna shit on him because he didn't describe wonder woman? You sound like a moron.

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>>10868989
how do you feel about father john misty, james bay, weezer, lana del rey, carly rae jepsen and bon iver

>>10868083
Pls be in Melbourne

>>10865573
She's waiting for you, anon. You don't have to feel those feels, anon.

She's as close as the nearest length of rope, in the barrel of a gun, under the wheels of a city bus rushing past the sidewalk, on every bridge and every rooftoop.

my dream girl dont exist
at the age of 5 she slit her wrist
she didnt know that i'd be hanging around

>>10866690
need me a freak like that

>>10866085
Is there more to life than being really really really good looking?

>>10870946
dont listen to this edgy fuck
life is worth fucking living

>>10868093
I know, right? I would never date an Asian guy I find them quite unattractive and I can do so much better than that.

Bipolar scorpio who will fuck me everyday and we'll obsess over each other and obe of us will end up killing the other

>>10864201
WEED

>>10870523
whom

>>10866085
Just parenting shit, I don't wanna drink in front of my kids or do that dumb shit of like "parents can be your best friends". I'm traditional that way, but I also don't want my future family to go to church or be sheltered
>taking it this seriously
It's 4am Saturday 4chan chill out

>>10870855
The only one I've heard out of that list is Weezer. They're ok I guess but not really my thing.