What clothing would you recommend for the guy on the left in this pic?

some off-brand work boots
very baggy jeans that, when he's standing, go slightly underneath the boot
slightly oversized zip up grey hoodie
cool snapback hat

full rick

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Right.

>>10859832
No clothing
My face

big guys pull of casual well, the only diff between looking like a lumber jack and something fuckable is your shit cant be cheap. dress casual but spend money and you'll be the talk

Jockstrap

God damn and I thought my ass was big enough.

>>10859974

Are you male or female?

>>10859974
Bubble butt guy?

>>10859986
Female.

>>10860001
Show

>>10860001
Your ass can't be big enough.

>>10859850
Full rick = small dick

>>10859832
Boxy tops

Werk dat ass tho (really)

>>10859832
I can see him wearing "workwear" lumbersexual shit

>>10860656

What's lumbersexual?

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Fourth from right.

I'd dress him in tight jeans and form fitting tops, like UnderArmour. Some stretchy Lululemon might suit him.

That's why you don't drink in plastic bottles and filter your tap water.

If you live in America of course. You're one of the only country in the world shitty enough to have xenoestrogens in virtually everything you drink.

>>10860917
m8 I don't think his butt is that big from estrogens, he probably squats a lot, you can see he is built af by just loking at his forearms

>>10860917

What effect do you think estrogen has had on his body?

>>10860932

How much is genetics versus working out?

>>10861010
If you store your fat in your legs and ass as a man when you bulk up you legs and ass are gonna get bigger, sprinting and squatting probably gave him that ass. Also considering he is a MLB player he probably takes steroids and one of the side effects is increased estrogen so that might play a part as well.

>>10859847
He's not a nigger
>jesus christ man

>>10861086

Rude and uncalled for.

What sort of swimwear would suit him?

Do any songs come to mind when seeing this guy?

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Beige Levis trucker jacket
Grey Carhartt pocket tee
Dark blue Levis 541
Clark DBs

>>10862848

I like that.

>>10862848

Awwwwww! Cute puppy! I love puppehs!

>>10860001
>tfw i have a better ass than 99% of females i come in contact with

i mean really, is there anything men can't excel in over women?

>>10863839

Do you think his ass looks like a woman's? If so, in what ways?

>>10863848
not really. just looks better over all. more definition and certainly larger than a lot of women.

my ass is similar and i don't even have to hide batting gloves in my back pockets to get there like all these ball players.

All under armour would be good.

>>10859906
Yup.

>>10864836

Why?

What effect has estrogen had on his body?

>>10860726
Why are they getting their socks dirty?

>>10866597

I think they had been given socks to wear for the champagne uncorking celebration they had once they got into the locker room.

>>10859874
this is so disgusting

>>10866748

Why is it disgusting? (not that I disagree with you)

>>10866755
it looks like a good looking college guy's head trying to pop out of a overweight black female secretaries body.
especially this one >>10863400
men look better with skinny legs

>>10866775

Do you think his body and ass look like a woman's? If so, what aspects of them look feminine?

OP is just over weight.
I had the same ass and it was only because of my bodyfat. Once i dropped down to 12-14%bf i lost my ass.

Does this guy have some hormone imbalance?