Pet Names

one you make up for them

>>10834773
relationships aren't effay loneliness is

>>10834782
This, find a cute name based on her real one. Also, please don't use the word effay when you're talking about relationships. Vanity doesn't belong with love.

>>10834789
The happiest I've ever felt was when I was in love. Hope I could find that feeling again.

>>10834773
>for gf
Bitchcunt

>for bf
Sugar Dick

>>10835071
Happiness isn't effay

>>10834789

if you ain't tryin to kill yourself are you really effay

>>10834773
I like it when bitches call me Daddy.

>>10835384
I laughed

What the fuck

Depends are you routinely abusing them and establishing a trigger pet name for their beta sex-cat alternate personality?

Rick

just call em 'babe'

>>10834773
How do you subtly tell a girl who does it to you already that you enjoy being teased

For girls:
"babe" this one works best if youre super attractive
"baby" depends on the girl tho
"babygirl" see below but this one is more accessible
"little _________" cute, and makes me think of django - "hey little troublemaker"
i also like the cute names made up especially for them idea
guys:
"babe" is good and a unisex one
"daddy" this one has to be done right. no diapers or anything because thats so not effay but the daddy/babygirl thing is effay if done right by two really effay people
"honey" is effay when an effay girl calls a guy that but i dont like it when men use it for women, it sounds cheap and like a bit back alley prostitute idk

avoid:
- food names eg "pumpkin". cute, but not effay
- i also hate "kitten" etc but thats probably just personal opinion

If you're young, effay and well spoken you can get away with 'doll', even with your friends you are girls.

Just be like: "Y'alrite doll." Maybe only works for me because of my English accent.

>>10836118
kitten is a top tier pet name you fucking stupid idiot. baka

Dylan
Franklin
Garrett
Smoochie
Ganta
Doris

my ex used to get tease with "buck tooth bunny" (they really weren't that bad after her braces) and so I called her Bun. it was cute and i miss her ;_;

>>10836134
>English accent
>Y'all
No cowboy speak.
As a Brit say "love"

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>>10834789
This shitty bored almost believes this, doesn't it?

Stay Pleb

>>10837648
Not from the north doesn't really have the same charm as a Yorkshire accent saying love.

>>10837648
Y'all and y'alright aren't the same at all though.

cocksleeve
fukpig
sexmeat
ho

>>10837648
the midlands dropping in to say m'duck (phonetically muh-duck)
variations
my duck
me duck
duck (i.e. thanks duck)

it isnt limited to bf/gf either, many older people call everyone duck

>>10836134
imagining a horrible derbyshire nasal accent and you saying yallright doll

gross

>>10838001
KEK

my boyfriend and i call each other bubba
like from baby, cause baby seems weird

how uneffay am i?

>>10838295
Nah mate I'm from London, but I've got an accent the working class, lower middle class would consider posh, but upper class would consider obviously not posh if you know what I mean.

>>10838388
im sure

bb

>>10838307
it sounds like a niggers name

>>10835416
Nu age cyber ghetto af

>>10835581
Yee :^)

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>>10836118
what the FUCK
BABE IS PIG
PIG FROM THE CITY
DJANGO THOUGHTS ARE NOT CUTE
HONEY IS FOOD RELATED ASSCLOWN
SUCK MY NUTS

>>10834773
I call my boyfriend "Boo" >pic kinda related. He's a cub type.

He calls me "Mista Jay" like Harlequin does the joker. J is my first initial.

Ones that border on insult are the best imo ie us calling each other fuccbois. They should be specific to the relationship though so it's hard to come up with examples.