>One chance at life >Balding

>One chance at life
>average dong

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>>10814378
at least you didnt start balding at 16 like little ol me over here

I kinda like I lost my chance to be a silver fox
and my chance at being
young

>>10814378
>Under 6 ft.

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>>10814378
>One chance at life
>crippling anxiety
>personality disorder (AvPD)

>>10814595

quit making up disabilities you fag

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>>10814378
Balding sucks. I'm 30 and my hairline has receded to the point where it's blatantly obvious I'm balding. Started on minoxidil 3 weeks ago. Going through the initial shed now and along with how thin it makes you hair after applying my hair as never looked thinner. Really hoping in a few month there's better regrowth and I'm able to just keep what I've got until around 35.

>>10814595
AvPD here too. Just don't adopt whatever mental shit you have as an identity, but as something to overcome. Otherwise you end up like those fucks who list their alphabet of self-diagnosis on social media to feel unique.

>>10814613
>mental illness isn't real
America pls

>balloon time
I kek'd but man that's pretty sad. The clash of childhood innocence and grim reality make me want to cry

Just grow a beard

>>10814644
>I have no pants to wear out
>Just wear a watch

>>10814644
>can't grow a beard because black

T-Thanks anon.

>>10814625
I laugh everytime I think of stating "It's balloon time" before killing yourself. As if you become balloon.

>>10814654
I know plenty of niggers with beards. Maybe you're just a faggot

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>>10814654

>>10814661
>>10814668
Dark skinned black people aren't usually so hairy. But then again, my dad is half Chinese and he has to shave every other day.

Maybe I just have shit genes.

>>10814378
>>10814545
>>10814585
>>10814595
>mfw have social anxiety, 5'10", balding, with a 4" dick

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>>10814545
all i wanted out of life was to have a gigantic dick ;_;

>>10814624
fuck off eurocuck. isnt it about time to suck ahmeds dick?

>>10814658
This shit has a really crazy backstory to it and people doing it to actually commit suicide

http://suicideproject.org/2013/04/helium-hood-kit-doesnt-work/

But I don't get it, can someone explain?

>>10814378
that shit won't work

>>10814545
> 8 inch cock
> 8/10 body
> 6'2
> Crippling social anxiety makes it all not matter.

Hurray

>>10814595
ASPD Here!