ITT we make up fake, fashion-related superstitions >never

>girls with hoodies will suck your soul

>people who dont dress professionally aren't worth your time
more of a fact than a myth

>beware of adidas superstars paired with skater skirts

>>10809686
>If you wear full-on Rick Owens to McDonalds, you get a free medium fries.

>low rise jeans on the hips, don't kiss her on the lips

>>10810988
This is true tho

Long sleeves in summer, herpes on the bummer.

>>10810988
Dubs confirmed the already confirmed

full rick, small dick

anybody who wears chuck taylor all stars fucks their sisters.

>>10810988
Kek

>>10812853
Ayyyyy

>>10812853
/THREAD

People who dress in palewave colors are 79% more likely to be cuckolded by their significant others.

>>10810988
lol

>beware of a man in a tracksuit, its possible he is Slavic

>>10811218
accurate

If you wear yeezy's you'll die a virgin

>>10812853
Fug

>>10812853
kek'd

>>10815877
not even a Yeezy fanboy, but that dosen't really make sense at all