MUTHA FUCKIN EFFAY LICKER

Licker? I barely even know her!

>>10801951

Haha thats ONE way to break the ice!

Hennessy is fucking disgusting but I really want to enjoy it.

How? Do i need to listen to 2pac at the same time?

>>10801992
St8 out the bottle

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>>10801781
wrong 1 m8

Gin or Martini I'd say.

Ouzo, because of the ouzo effect
Not that it'll become white if mixed with water, that it'll get you so blackout drunk that you'll wake up in another country and not know how

>>10802055
Who the fuck told you that? What the fuck does crystallisation of alcohol means to you? Do you even know what a crystal is, at least? Alcohol doesn't even crystallise. Not in normal conditions, at least.When you mix alcohol with water you dilute it. Not make crystals from it. Dude, that's like.. 5 yo logic, not some special property of alcohol which you study in college. The explanation is that Ouzo contains volatile oils from anise. Those oils are watter-insoluble but alcohol-soluble in solutions of over 38% ABV. Ouzo has slightly over 40(41 or 42 usually) hence the clear solution. When you dilute the drink the ABV % drops to under 38%. Below this point the oils are not dissolved anymore and they separate, creating the white-in-colour solution. At least do a fucking bit of research before saying shit as dumb as that, ok?

>>10802313
BTFO
T
F
OH BOY

>>10801997
remy boyz

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this or kelt vsop are god tier

Scotch. Whisky.

Even bourbon is okay; whisky life is expensive

nice narcissism

>>10802983
Black label is the gold standard. Don't believe the single malt elitists

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Drink it straight up senpai.

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>>10802313

>>10803010
Nice, that's my town

>>10801997
This is really among the best out there

>>10802448
mums drink that, with lemonade

>>10803261
I probably wouldn't drink Tesco value anything but that bottle really doesn't look too bad, it's kind of nice

>>10802313
Ouzo is an aperitif, which is a type of liquor
OP asked what the most /fa/ liquor is
What's wrong with my answer

>>10803276
Its a fucking normal bottle you twat

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this shit is so great
>>10803010
green is so much better senpai

>>10802055
Who the fuck told you that? What the fuck does crystallisation of alcohol means to you? Do you even know what a crystal is, at least? Alcohol doesn't even crystallise. Not in normal conditions, at least.When you mix alcohol with water you dilute it. Not make crystals from it. Dude, that's like.. 5 yo logic, not some special property of alcohol which you study in college. The explanation is that Ouzo contains volatile oils from anise. Those oils are watter-insoluble but alcohol-soluble in solutions of over 38% ABV. Ouzo has slightly over 40(41 or 42 usually) hence the clear solution. When you dilute the drink the ABV % drops to under 38%. Below this point the oils are not dissolved anymore and they separate, creating the white-in-colour solution. At least do a fucking bit of research before saying shit as dumb as that, ok?

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Copped this the other day, was looking for 12 but this was cheaper and still "decent"

Centerbe

>>10803032
>FB_IMG_1431213307525.jpg
pleb

>Tfw can't afford nice expensive drinks so I buy cheap Aldi beer for a fiver

>>10801975
nice post m'senpai !

>>10803666
Good taste

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>>10801781
Gin: it's liquid flowers

pour Ice tea into a good looking glass with ice cubes. /thread

>>10804560
Paying money for gin is a scam

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>>10801781

>>10804594
paying money for whatever rubbing alcohol/ fermented shit you buy is a scam.

>>10801781
Literally the most nigger-tier cognac on earth.

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>high alcohol content
>tastes like vanilla
>hula girl sticker included
>not a woman's drink

whats not to love

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Is moonshine effay?

>>10801781
>posts henny
>not kaws

>>10803393
It looks nice

>>10803261
Acceptable. I'm all about bottom shelf / lower mid tier vodka
>>10804560
Gin is good if mixed correctly, can drink it neat sometimes too
>>10804605
I've only ever had this straight and with Irish Car Bombs, both times it did what I wanted it to do
>>10804735
delicious stuff, but it's very easy to drink way too much
>>10804751
The Walmart tier shit? No
The "real moonshine" shit? Also no
Surprised I haven't seen some Moscato Bordeaux or Pinot Grigio
How about we continue with any /fa/ intoxicating beverages
Baileys is p good

>>10804735
that shit is un/fa/ as fuck
looks like a traditional tattoo on the sticker ye

drink some beers or a good wine with some proper dinner
whisky and all that shit isnt /fa/. neither is fat cigars
christ. dadcore retards never been to a party

>>10805410
>implying drinking at a party has anything to do with being /fa/
Drinking at parties is usually just to get everyone in the mood to converse, it's going to be cheap shit booze that is mixed 7/10 times

>>10805423
going to a chill house party
with a bag loaded with some random beers on sale, just to have a good one
is palewave as fuck

drinking whisky. alone - not a party
weaboocore *tips*

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clearly this

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Cheap bourbon is the way to go.

>>10805435
What does "palewave as fuck" even mean? Isn't that some tumblr yung lean shit? You guys drink "discount" craft beers and listen to bones and spooky black ?

>>10803017
you clearly don't drink whisky.

black label is great for its price but it is definitely not the gold standard.

for something slightly more expensive but not ridiculous i would recommend trying "Jura - origin" or something like Hibiki

>>10802313
thanks for explaining it but idk why youre so triggered right now

>>10801997
>fettywapcore
niggers ruin everything good

>>10803261
>underagecore
16 year olds drink that when they pay a homeless person top go buy them booze

>>10804605
frat boy water

Jaegermeister is godtier.

This is easy
-effay
>any kind of red
>whiskey
>scotch

maybe
>bourbon (not mixed)
>straight vodka (otherwise it' for teen girls)
>gin (soda water only)

>not effay
>fucking everything else

>>10805989
Tastes like those little gumdrops flavored after spices like nutmeg and shit. Super tight.

>>10805989
>>10806543

Sugared vomit substrate for college freshmen.

>>10805938
have you ever even been to a frat?

>>10803728

>typed out the image name just to post this

go back

>>10806551
Lol you actually think that.

辛口 White wines desu

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drinking too much sake in a bar built into an alley in downtown kyoto is effay af

>>10804605
shit is great i love the james

goon

>major lack of scotch

bunch of fuccbois

>not wine

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>>10801781

>>10806854
My negro. So good, so cheap (compared to Belvedere/Grey Goose, which it's just as good as)

>>10806674
This is actually pretty true.

When I went to Japan with my QT ex, this old dude invited us to get a drink after showing us around. We thought he wanted us to buy him a beer or some shit, and we were like "ok"

We go to this place that looks like a normal house in Gion, go in, and it's this super pimp bar hidden inside, with a badass Japanese garden outside and everything, and all these old rich dudes.

All of a sudden, legit Geiko and Maiko show up, and we're like, holy fuck there goes the trip budget, but fuck it.

Anyway, we drank a shitload of whisky (Grand Old Parr, which I later found out is a favorite of Jap politicians), and to our surprise, old dude paid for the whole thing and even our cab ride back. I guess he just wanted to practice English and impress his friends with the /fa/ Gaijin he found lol.

I hate remembering that ex, but man, that's a memory I never want to forget.

>>10806920
the only vodka i'll touch

>>10806957
Titos is fucking awesome. Only vodka worth drinking.

>>10806881
Got myself some bunnahabhain 12 yo and toiteach. Wondering what i should get next.

>>10803024
my roomate and I stay faded off this shit. good for getting shit faced on the low

>>10803017
there's a reason why single malt elitists exist

i also don't drink johnny walker unless its blue label

What you said in beer:
>Budweiser is the gold standard. Don't believe the craft brew elitists.

nigga please, develop your palate.

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>>10805358
i'll up the game...
genever is a great drink all around. chartreuse is also a great choice

>>10806933
yeah, the older people in japan are wild desu cos they're so 50/50 on gaijins, some of them are hell friendly and want to show off their english and shit, others just want you to die. The bartender at that little alley bar was hell into eric clapton and we ended up playing a little bit of sunshine of my love together on his old ass instruments, was kinda nuts.

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>>10803261
1/10
>>10804605
>cheap ass whiskey
I have Jameson in drinks when I'm too poor or stingy to buy better stuff
>>10807143
>Fernet
You even know how disgusting that tastes?


>people here don't even drink punch
step your game up fuckers

>>10807166
absolutely not disgusting. fernet becomes a beautiful sweet after a couple of sips.

>>10805410
thats because sailor jerry was a tattoo artist that at least specialized in that style of art and made it famous -___-

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>>10806585
Leave the GDI alone. They know not the pleasure.

>>10804735

Mix it with Dr. Pepper and it's called a Marine Biologist ;)

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This

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nobody posting the good shit no effay beaners in this thread

>>10803421
This is a very nice rum, but it's also normie shit around where I live. Basically everybody who likes rum (and who doesn't) eventuallly figures out it's a vastly superior choice over Bacardi.

>>10807166
>flaggpunch
my nigga

>>10802313
thanks for this new pasta

>>10806829
This is objectively correct

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Standard issue

Luxardo Liqueurs.
Ypicoca Liqueurs.
Johnnie Walker Blue.
Lagavulin 16.
Hendricks gin.
Woodford Reserve.

Vodka. Rum. Tequila are not effay.

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The fact that no one has mentioned champagne means that none of you have ever participated any fashion event.
Props for that Chartreuse tho (green is the only way).

>>10804735
Spiced rum is my favorite spirit. It is underrated imo, and treated like a party drink only for mixing. At least wiskys have a following and snobs (in a good way) to uphold it. Rum doesn't seem to have as many snobs.

Is boxed wine effay?

>>10801781
Is homemade schnapps /fa/? I brewed it myself, about 20 liters. Was thinking about getting it in a bottle with some stickers - my father-in-law is a wine seller, so I have much access to it.

>>10808826
do look up:
Beluga Export
Belize
Amor Mio

Woodford and John W gets a pass from me
your other joices are kind of noobish sorry

>>10809109
did you ever drink cristal?

>>10809109
champagne isn't 'liquor' you uneducated swine

>>10804605
jameson reserve gimlet is the most /fa/ two-part cocktail
>being pro and shit

>>10801781
ENJOY YOUR LIVER FAILURE, BRAIN DAMAGE, AND CANCER

>>10809517
you sound like heaps of fun mate

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For girls, it's easy.

>>10809517
you're a fucking fag desu

>>10805410
"drink some beers with some proper dinner"
how un fa is it to drink fucking beer with your dinner
that is some hick shirt, faggot ass american

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>>10807144
This so much
The nicest people I met in Japan were the older ones. Only ones to approach gaijin even though they don't know a lick of English.

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>>10805933
> 16 year olds drink that when they pay a homeless person top go buy them booze

how the hell would you pay a homeless person money with the intent of getting alcohol out of it?

just have a 30 year old low life friend...

>>10808644
Literally tastes like liquid wood

>>10809163
how college going ?

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>>10810678
>here's $20, go buy us a $15 bottle and keep the rest

>>10810678
or look older than 18 and buy it yourself

>>10803017
even George Dickel is better

Shit taste everywhere

Crown + coke. Crown is just good.

Honey Jack Daniels

Cruzan coconut + mixer like pineapple if you're feeling something sweet that won't get you drunk

Lemon drop shots/martinis are pretty good too but fruity. Not strong at all

But again if you're a baller, successful in life , or manly you drink that top shelf whiskey. Usually neat or with a couple cubes

>>10805910
Thanks mr skeltal

>>10811285
or live in a decent country where you can buy alcohol before you can kill people in iraq