un-chartable levels of insecurity and ego
>dresses better than me
>must be gay
/fa/ has never been so right
fuck women you can impress them with that jiggy shit if you dress so you're comfortable and feel confident. And they also like if something stands out on a man, even if it's a bit cringy, proven
18. If my man asked me to pick one style icon for him to emulate, I would pick:
A. Johnny Depp 25.8%
B. George Clooney 61.3%
C. Tom Wolfe 0%
D. Kanye West 9.7%
None of the other answers actually corroborate this, fukin hos
>14. My favorite kind of suit on a man is a:
>A. Two-button 32.3%
>B. Three-button 51.6%
>C. Double-breasted 9.7%
>D. Sailor's suit 3.2%
That's because three-buttons means that he's probably tall right?
>calling jeans in general as Levi's
>Here, the women staffers of Cosmopolitan, Marie Claire, O, and Harper's Bazaar dole out advice in our exclusive survey.
No wonder it's shit
>8. The most common male fashion crime i witness on a regular basis is:
>b. Pants that are too short 32.3%
So they surveyed sorority sisters because the short frat shorts meme is so fucking terrible.
>13. The acceptable dollar amount for a man to spend on a haircut is:
>B. $50 41.9%
jesus fuck, women are clueless
to sum it up:
the perfect man dresses like a fireman with sneakers and fiat fronts, has the style of George Clooney but usually wears Levi's and a white tee, buys jeans like Brad Pitt and does this while not giving a fuck about fashion
I maintain my own hair weekly with clippers (I have HY fringe style hair), but when I do get it cut after growing it out or something, I go to somebody I trust, who listens to what I want, and I tip about $10.
Only the hipstery /r/mfa style beard manly meme hair parlors even charge around $50.
>I doubt most of us would do well at picking out what we like women to wear
Cute sweater, a shirt, some pants and boots that aren't uggs/bean boots
Although I don't really care what she wears as long as she doesn't dress like your average college whore desu
>caring about what women think
>not sucking dick
Excuse the maymay faggotry, but this still holds true.
>C. He has sexy toes. I want to see 'em. 6.5%
I must find these women
I'm not autistic enough to get pissy over some dumb survey so no I don't see a problem.
They just want you to look like the guy in OPs pic, girls just think hot guys are hot desu
The survey was conducted on a bunch of unmarried used up whores from Cosmopolitan and similar garbage magazines so I wouldn't worry about it
girls have fucking horrid fashion lmao womens clothes are made by men and mens clothes are made by men. Women just think they know fashion because the media brain washes them into shopping a bunch and buying shit
holy fuck this. very rarely meet a guy that is in to shopping, even effay friends don't like it. I would rather do some research and then go right into a store, try that thing on and get it.
9. A man who dresses better than me:
A. Would probably use all my expensive hair products 12.9%
B. Is my hero 16.1%
C. Yeah, right. Do you know who you're talking to? 19.4%
>D. Is generally not interested in dating my gender 51.6%
I would leave my gf too if she had no backbone like the guy in your comic tho.
Don't dress the part if you can't actually walk the walk. Don't put on your badadd costume if you're a pussy.
17. My favorite man in uniform is:
A. Naval officer 35.5%
B. Policeman 9.7%
C. Fireman 51.6%
D. My UPS guy 3.2%
UPS MEN BTFO
>3.2 percent of these women are big enough whores that they would fuck THE UPS GUY
one day i was wearing a pair of levis and talking to people about how i cop a lot of clothes from the thrift store so that was my most expensive pair of pants at the time and i didnt know it was levis then they saw the tag and all the girls were like damn levis are good pants and i was like lolwut levis are kind of average pants
being super autistic, idk if they were memeing on me because i told them it was the most id paid for a pair of pants or if three girls genuinely thought levis are the shit
Polls mean nothing, especially when they come from women. Every guy should know this.
A person, girls especially, does not outright state their true desires for fear of others looking down on them.
They'll go with what everyone else goes with, to fit in and to be accepted. This applies even more to women as the vast majority of them base their identity off what is popular and accepted.
so TL;DR you should never pay attention to opinion polls, or any openly stated opinions from young women.
call me mra or whatever, you know I'm right.
1. I prefer a man's legs in:
A. Chinos 6.5%
B. Cargo shorts 80.6%
C. Suit pants 9.7%
D. Jeans 3.2%
2. The most flattering color a man can wear is:
A. Red 41.9%
B. Green 3.2%
C. Blue 12.9%
D. Whatever matches his eyes 35.5%
3. The sexiest thing a man can wear is:
A. A tuxedo 22.6%
B. Rick Owens 67.7%
C. Those Marky Mark boxer-briefs 6.5%
D. A pair of tiny Italian swim trunks 3.2%
4. I like it when he smells like:
A. Cigarettes 58.1%
B. A sweaty fireman 6.5%
C. Citrusy cologne 16%
D. Scotch 19.4%
5. If I could change one thing about my man's style, it would be:
A. I'd make him spend more than fifteen bucks on a haircut 25.8%
B. I'd teach him the subtleties of wearing or not wearing cologne 3.2%
C. I'd give him a Hitler youth 35.5%
D. His shoes. Oh, my God, his shoes. 25.8%
6. When I see a guy in sandals, I think:
A. LONDON 61.3%
B. He's coming nowhere near my uterus 6.5%
C. He has sexy toes. I want to see 'em. 6.5%
D. Sandals haven't looked sexy on a man since they were worn by the Son of God 25.7%
women buy really shit clothes that fall apart after 3 months so they have an excuse to buy more. Quality is not a thing in women's fashion, so levi's that last more than 6 months are "nice"
This is what they want