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How do I make my facebook profile look effay? I know girls like to check profiles out and I know this is lowering my chances. I can't take a selfie without feeling like a prick and my friends never take pictures of ourselves when we're out, so it hasn't been updated since 2013 making me look like a weirdo. What do I do?
no idea who the kid in the pic is
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>>10793630
delete your facebook.
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>>10793630
Holy shit your profile screams normie
>He follows best of 4Chan
>>10793654
The only option
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I heard MySpace has more customisation options, maybe you should check it out
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>>10793630
Wait, this is your profile OP? I thought you started the thread off with a cringe post, not even fucking joking. This is the worst profile I have ever seen dude.
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>>10793630
holy fuck
i literally puked in my mouth
here are some protips if you are serious
>no cover photo
>only 1 photo added by you - your profile picture with just your god tier facial aesthetics (op fails here)
>many photos allowed, but noone added by you
>0 likes on fanpages, 0 info about you
>fuckload of friends, BUT noone invited by you
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>>10794540
I would assume it's not his, given that he specifically said he doesn't know the kid in the pic...
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>>10793630
Ok, Here. I'm going to help you if you're not going to delete your cringy profile.
Step one: Change that Cover Photo, what is supposed to be?
Try looking for some good ones on >>>/wg/
Or make this picture your cover.
Step Two: New Profile Picture, delete the every other old one and that faggy rainbow one.
Make sure you're in your best fit... And Lose weight
Delete every post, they're shit. They have to deep, meaningful, enlightening, and edgy as fuck
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>>10793630
Don't listen to the others, OP, there's one thing you can do to make yourself effay on facebook... and that's being a memorial page for your own suicide.
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>>10794582
kek
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>>10793654
This. I did this long ago, haven't regret it since. I look at Facebook through my friends' from time to time, reminds me why I did it.
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>>10794571
people like you are cringe worthy. Acting like they have shit to say when it's all useless crap.
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>>10793630
don't post anything on your timeline other than photos, and make sure they're good photos,
don't make cringy political posts (avoid social justice issues as well)
don't make cringy blocks of text
avoid getting people's attention ON facebook through posts - only upload photos of your activities that are dope af
enjoy
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>specially says it's not his profile in op
>everyone itt: "your profile"
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>>10793630
>3630▶>>10793654 >>10794507 >>10794540 >>10794544 >>10794571 >>10794582 >>10794673 >>10794679
>How do I make my facebook profile look effay? I
oh also stop posting selfies
don't use the gay filter or like the paris filter or any global filter that comes up
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>>10794582
Savage
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>>10794600
Then what the fuck is Facebook for?
Isn't that the reason why teens get on it?
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Are you me? I also never take selfies and my friends never take pics when we're out and my profile pic hasn't been updated since 2013 where I'm wearing some mall tier shit like Abercombie and Fitch
Spooky
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How do I get more friends/followers on Facebook/Instagram if I don't talk to that many people?
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>>10794735
wondering this too t b h
>was friends with a borderline female for 12 years, who made it impossible for me to make friends irl
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