If tits are the hopes and dreams of Man, then what are butts?
I am sincerely intrigued.
What do these warm rumps symbolize?
To know the meaning of the butt, you must first gain a deep understanding of tits - not just that tits are our hopes and dreams, but WHY they are our hopes and dreams.
Our first experience is getting food from tits. Later in life, tits are important in acts of procreation. Tits represent new life and new generations, the hopes and dreams we have for our children and our children's children - of humanity spreading among the stars, bending the universe to our will, becoming gods. But if we derive life from our mother's milk, where does that life end up?
It comes out our butts. What once was life, now is shit. This is our greatest fear - that though our children may carry our hopes and dreams forward, WE are doomed. This is the deeper, sweatier meaning of the butt. Sex with a butt cannot create life, yet we crave buttsex, as an act of defiance against death itself - a literal "fuck you" to death. Just as we cannot truly comprehend that someday we will cease to be, we rarely see our own butts, following close behind us, a jiggly, sexy grim reaper - literally on our tail.
Stare now, at the erotic crack of oblivion itself. Understand the butt. Understand your own mortality. Spill your living seed, and let it die on your hand, never to create life. For there is only one god, and it is DEATH, and it is BUTT also! Your erection is worship. Your seed is worship, and your worship shall be answered with silence, for BUTT and GOD are naught but the abyss of death!