I have a small porch that I would like to pet-proof. Any suggestions for aesthetically pleasing solutions?
>>943215
claymore mines come in green and blend in with nearby foilage. that should handily pet proof your porch.
>>943217
well that.s much better than my caltrop suggestion. Dont forget to scotch guard to prevent those nasty pet stains on the wood.
>>943217
Please take me innawoods wit you.
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>>943215
shotgun + tripwire