I have a log. It is about 6 feet long and 1 foot in diameter. What do with log?
up the butt it goes
>>931748
That's stoopid. It goes in the pee hole, mang.
>>931739
If you have acces to a wood lathe, i would sugest you cut the diameter to about 4 inches in diameter. round up the tip, and dont forget to sand it to a high finish.
That being said its probbably cheaper and easier to just buy a dragon dildo
wow what a great thread
Carve something into it , do like a totem pole or something , or an owl, whatever you want really , you could make a bench out if it , I don't know senpai
>>931739
What kind of log? Either turn it on the lathe or mill it to dimensional lumber.
>>931739
I envy you. I had diarrhea all day and my ass feels like how the goatse guy probably felt. Im dying for a good long log
Make it a shitakke mushroom log.
I wanna make one.
>>932149
1.5/10
>>931739
carve it into something obvs
>>931739
Cut split stack dry burn
Have some log roll competitions in your pool
>>931739
Giant cock with "/diy/" carved into the side of it and glue a hard hat to the top and put googly eyes on either side of the urethra. Name the piece "measure once cut twic"
log throwing contest w/ friends and beers