Guys, I have a confession...I am hopelessly in love with my tools.

>>921725
I do this to a certain extent when I get new tools.
Then the feeling wears off and I am drooling to buy more new tools.

I am a borderline hoarder, and love shopping though.

Get a room, you two...

do you shove them up your anus?

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What is the best lubricant for tools?

i care for them a lot then as i use them and they start to show a little wear i stop giving a fuck. i do still clean tho them, nothing worse then grabbing a tool out of the box and it's covered in grease or oil

>>921750
Inox. Corosion inhibitors, oil, comes in spray can.

>>921725
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Vischer
There's a word in German for that. Einfühlung

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>>922064
>Australian owned. Australian made.
>Does not dry out, gum up, become gooey or sticky or wash off with water!

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>>921748

>I didn't know where else to go with this and I didn't really want to make a new thread.
>Looking to buy a vise.
Some great new Wilton's with great independent reviews are $200.
>Been to local flea markets now and looked on Craigslist for 2 weeks now. Every old vise is an "ONE OF A KIND ANTIQUE" $300+ for a 4" rusted up piece of shit with cracked lead screws and shit.
That's all.

>>922876
what kind? there are ones for metal working, ones for timber. you can make a vise out of two pieces of wood and some lag bolts.

>for what purpose?

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>>921750
I use either 3-in-one or rub a pencil over the joints.

>>925257
Do not use pencil. Graphite is good lubricant, clay is an abrasive. Pencils, especially harder grades, have clay in them. It would take a long time to damage most tools with pencil dust, but they will dull a knife quickly. They do make graphite suspended in a solvent for locks, where the liquid flows into the joint and evaporates, leaving graphite residue. It's meant for locks, I sometimes use it for 'dry' tools.

I often use lanolin on tools, otherwise paraffin, sewing machine oil (liquid paraffin), grease or anti seize of any description, linseed oil on bare steel which is a non-precision surface (it hardens), walnut oil or butcher block oil on wooden handles, way oil on ways, gear oil on closed gears, pneumatic tool oil on pneumatic tools, etc etc. Most simple tools don't care much. Be careful when mixing lubricants with plastic, some do not get along. Also avoid mixing solvents with lubricants, for instance lubricating with wd40, or mixing kerosene and grease.

Paint your tools with engine paint or something.

Something that'll last.

It'll be like how women paint their nails.

>>925695

Also, I want to tell you I used to have an acquaintance that painted all his tools blue. He did that to deter theft, make it easier to find lost tools, so they wouldn't mix with anyone else's, etc.

>>925689
True. I take the graphite brushes out of any faulty motors and use them instead.

>>925695
I just spray paint my tools the most obnoxious orange I can find, everything is orange..... Even my hood

>>921725
I truely beleive that before we allow sjws to outlaw sex robots we should take a serious look at mans relationship with his tool. Its pretty apperent a lot of people care more for their possesions (including pets, the greatest tools) more then other people.
Mans love for transport, computers, fire arms and smoking paraphernalia should be studied more closely from a psychological anthropological standpoint