/yg/ Yandere General

I really want to have sex with a yandere girl

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>>6683034
It's pretty fun for me.
It's got a strong focus on action skills and weapon customization, but you can still get fucking wrecked by a stray bullet.

>>6683091
I want to go to sleep and not wake up.

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>>6683107
That's a wish easily fulfilled.

>>6683098
Hmm I'll have to give it a shot. I still play neo Tokyo so I was interested anyway.

>>6683126
Shoo fly.

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Did spooks make shutinnetwork.com? The layout is really similar to the yandere site.

>>6683263
"Public need before private greed.... So important and meaningful is this phrase that Jesus Christ placed it in the center of his religious teaching. However, since Christ was not a politician, since his Reich was not of this world, he put the calling into other words. He taught: love your neighbors as yourself! National Socialism is therefore nothing new, nothing that a person after much consideration would not come upon as the solution to the economic plight of the Germans. " - Spooks

>>6683098
Where do you find your porn? That's a nice pic.

>>6683263
>shut in network

The name of that group is so fucking ironic considering that it's /soc/-based.

>>6683263
Might not be spooks but its definitely someone from /yg/

>>6683263
>>6683334
It's a common template you silly willies.

>>6683334
>>6683263
They're both using http://seventhqueen.com/demo/sweetdatewp-modern/

>>6683338
When asked if they made yan, they said no, but it was a similar design.
We never told them the site name or url yet they already knew of it.
>>>/soc/23318577

>>6683352
Because people were trying to force /yg/ into /soc/ and others saw the website from the OP.

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>tfw was about to start a valentine's card and realized I can't draw

My girlfriend left to go see her family, and I literally didn't know what to do with myself for days. I still don't. What eventually turned into me knowing she was on vacation turned more into "wow, this woman really abandoned me." While I know that isn't what happened, that's how I really feel, and it's making me want to take a plane to see her too.

>>6683488
Sounds terrible, the constant pangs of anxiety and paranoia filling your days with a silent haze.
You can still call her, right?

>>6683503
I can't call her, but she gets notifications via skype or even hangouts. She's looked at her skype at least twice now, since when you actually open the application (at least on my phone) it switches you to online.

As for hangouts, she isn't on it. I'm starting to get sad. I may just fly out to see her since money isn't a 'huge' issue for me.

>>6683509
Damn that's really scary.
I dunno what to tell you but flying out to see her just doesn't seem like the best decision.

Please forgive me headjokes, this is seriously the best I can do. I could craft you anything out of anything but I can't draw, I just can't do that.
I can't even write correctly.
I'm ashamed.

Spooks hasn't been on for a week.

>>6683595
Thanks for the update.

>>6683600
Where'd he go?

Who's moderating the site while he's gone?

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>>6683284
I actually get it all off here.
I have 1400 files dedicated to porn and there's some mixed in elsewhere to.
My yandere folder is a bit smaller than previously imagined though.

http://kutv.com/news/offbeat/aquarium-cancels-octopus-sex-act-due-to-cannibalism-concerns

tentacles, cannibalism and sex should always go together

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>>6684035
>Aquarium staff say they're afraid that their male octopus - a 70-pound cephalopod named Kong - is too big for the females who are 30 to 40 pounds, and he may eat them
I know that feel, sometimes my gfs are too short and I have to eat them.

>>6683263
>>6683334
Almost surely not Spooks but yg channel was/is actually regularly visited by some shutin anons and the same people are often participating in generals so I wouldn't be surprised if there's some similarity. Also, both pages may be using the same basic layour resources provided in some kit if I am not mistaken.

>>6683967
>1400 files
>files

Given I have thousands of pics per some of the sexier anime series/doujins, and hundreds for different niches, including yandere, I am not sure what to think of this.

>>6683595
Hasn't been where? I think he was on yg channel a few days ago.

>>6683459
Better even crappily drawn one than nothing. I am sure most of the anons who didn't get any would agree.

>>6684390
>crappily drawn
That would honestly be a compliment for the abomination I shot out.

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>>6684385
I don't torrent folders and I only browse occasionally.
Given that all my pictures are hand selected I'd say it's a pretty fair amount.
I probably only save 1/12 files I open.
And counting doujins is cheating, you bastard.

>>6684469
To be honest, my pics are hand selected as well, it's just they accumulated across, hm, 10 - 14 years. And it's still the numbers I've mentioned, without counting doujins, it's just that (to be expected) doujins I've got also total in thousands.

Not that any of it is an achievement nowadays. You need only an access to few better pages to find plenty of quality content to save. The saving itself can be a pain.

I have 25ish pictures of a character from a manga. It took me months to put it all together. How do I 1000+?

>>6684485
>10-14 years
>I've seen so much shit that I don't even care anymore

>>6684488
Have nothing to do each and every night. Or if you want to be proactive search through every tumblr, every pivix, every DA, every Hentai Foundry, every danbooru, every other porn/art site you can possibly find (excluding the shady ones) and search though every tag you could possibly think of relating to your desired topic.

>I've seen so much shit that I don't even care anymore
My mental image of myself as a grizzled veteran is slightly mired by the fact that at the end of the day we still talk about some niche porn. I do care a bit still, it's like collecting stuff at times, but you're right - I don't really download and care as much as before. Guess I am just getting old. Probably if I'd lose current data, I wouldn't care to collect it again.

>>6684527
The point of growing numb to something is that you won't notice it.
That being said, if I suddenly lost everything I'd take it as an excuse to start a healthy, productive lifestyle.

>>6684534
Mm, maybe you should have an accident.

>>6684534
That's the thing, I wouldn't say I am numb. I still appreciate decent pics, just am not that interested in searching for them and downloading them anymore.

>>>/soc/23337459

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Would you eat your partner so that you'll never be apart?

>>6685024
Well you'd poop and pee them out.

>>6685030
So just eat the poop and the pee.

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I changed for you - we will be together now......

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>>6685033
What did you change about yourself?

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WHY IS THERE SO MUCH BBW PORNO OF THARJA FROM FIRE EMBLEM? It's as if everyone who likes her is into fat chicks.

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Anyone else here dig fire emblem?

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In the game she's kind of a stick, she barely even has titties

Tharja is a terrible character and Fire Emblem really needed a Yandere.

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.................

>>6685054
I liked tharja and her kid. They were amazing nosferatu tanks.

I am the fuhrer of ur heart

THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A NAZI PARTY

A new True Life is airing on MTV right now: "I'm obsessed with my Ex"
Four minutes in and I'm already shuddering.

>>6685201
Shuddering... from excitement and joy?

>>6683263
It looks like some people from /yg/ have already joined.

WHY DOES BLOOD SMELL LIKE SHIT

>>6685241
Because of the iron and the it degrading and drying up.

>>6685249
IT
SMELLS
LIKE
SHIT

TELL GOD TO FIX IT

>>6685307
It's called musk, not shit.

>>6685307
Shit smells like shit.
Blood smells like blood

>Not being into bloodplay
Fucking normie

>>6685359
Nah I'm not into blood play. I had someone pull out knifes to do that and I noped right out of that.

>>6685241
Blood smells like coins.

You wouldn't happen to be smelling anemic blood, would you?

>>6684387
Yeah, for ten minutes.

>>6685024
Sounds sweet but the act is strenuous and the cells won't always be there with you, all you've done is temporarily attach their essence to yourself while throwing out their concious. It's not enough.

>>6685024
Of course not because I'd be apart. All that I'd care about them, their character, personality, what makes really them - them would be gone - I'd only have the meat they were using to be with me. And it'd be me who stolen and abused them, taken it from them and I don't have right to. You may romanticize this disgusting thing but in the end, it's you fucking up (and probably hurting unless they're some suicidal crazy) instead of cherishing them.

Absolutely disgusting.

>>6685662
>their essence
vorefags should to stop trying to preach this bullshit

if you think your partner's body is their essence (in other words, distillation of all their aspects and who they are) your love is shallow and you're with them just/mainly for their body

>>6686020
Essence isn't the word then.
I meant their physical building blocks as a whole.

>>6686036
And by ingesting them you'll deprive them of those. To eat those building blocks isn't making them be with you. It's either stealing it from them or eating leftovers of what they were left instead of honoring them the way they'd likely want them honored.

>>6686079
Yeah.

What are 3d yanderes supposed to be? Clingy girls?

>>6686166
Often. Since it's IRL you cannot expect them to be two-dimensional (get it? ha? ha?) archetypes so we use that term for people showing certain most characteristic traits of behavior, even if (perhaps for the better) overall most of them won't really be "real yandere". Some are clingy, others go with their clingyness right into realm of creepy (or wonderful, depending who you'll ask) obsession. People incesure, people creepy and unable to handle their own overflowing feelings for someone etc. No one, single checklist just general "flavor".

>>6685307
Smells alright to me. A bit like iron, yeah, but I don't have any negative associations with it so I don't mind its smell unless it's overbearing.

>>6686020
Well, if you think about it, the mind is just part of the body. The mind comes from the brain and can be altered if you alter the brain.

>>6685662
Would you eat your partner if they were already dead and their consciousness was gone forever, then? It would let you be with them a little longer.

>>6686221
How long have they been dead? This is important.

>>6686218
Part of it is subject to religious beliefs, for whether mind is a product of brain or expression of soul that is conveyed through brain and body - and depending on that medium, the expression can be distorted for everyone, the body included.

But that metaphysical crap excluded, even if mind is a product of the body, it doesn't stay with body. The personality and so on aren't int he flesh, merely emerge from it. So even if you'll consume the flesh, mind will still elude you.

Not to mention how cheap it'd be to think of your partner just as your favorite configuration of meaty bits. That's hardly love, yandere or not.

>>6686221
It wouldn't unless you don't think their consciousness was important part of their personality (actually, you would have to not really put much value in their personality which is stemming from their consciousness).

It still would be just meat, leftovers. And they wouldn't be longer with you, it would be just you eating their leftovers, most probably disrespecting their wishes and expectations of how they'd want their body to be handled. At that point you can as well shit on their grave.

If your lover suffered brain damage and their personality changed completely, would you stay with them?

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>>6686249
It depends on if the new personality would want me to stay.

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FOUR EARS.
FOUR.
THATS TOO MANY.

Why did you choose too many ears?

>>6686308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JI7cIYcnTRU

>>6686322
That don't explain no FOUR ears, only need TWO for a cat.

>>6684384
What makes you think it's not spooks?

>>6686308
lookit this weirdo 4 ears

>>6686308
Who's steam is that?

>>6683333

I used to hang with them before I went to /r9k/

also nice quads

>>6686766
Some weirdo four ears.
I covered it because the other 2 ears are covered.

Van Gogh had one ear.

>>6686831

he would have had more fans if he had cat ears
or I would pay more attention to the art world
in general

fun fact I just saw the van Gogh episode of doctor who :)

>>6686861
>fun fact
>fun
Why would you tell such reckless lies?

>>6686975
It wasn't even fun.

>>6686249
How much changed? What happened to cause them damage? Too many questions that need specific answers.

>>6687037
>How much changed?
>changed completely
A better question would be "How so?"

>What happened to cause them damage?
That question isn't particularly related the the personality itself, unless it was some kind of awful mental trauma that you'll need to work around in the future.
The question is just too general.
That being said, sometimes I wish the people around me would just change their personality.

Will /yg/ ever be cleansed of /r9k/ posters?

Spooks a shit.

>>6686706
Because I was there when Spooks was working on the first iteration of the site and mentioning what is he using. The template he didn't code from grounds up - he got it as part of some devkit.

>>6687223
Likely not since /r9k/ was made by/for /r9k/ in the first place. It's not a bit deal though hate, jealously and some other /r9k/-characteristic shit which brought the unpleasant kind of drama here on multiple occasions I could do without.

>>6687267
So are you. We all have to learn to live with it.

>>6687436
>tfw I'm not a shit

>>6687267
Don't yell at spooks, he's a great person even though he did 9/11

weed

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>>6687762
speed weed

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if speed weed and dick wolf got married dick's name would be dick weed

>>6685054
What makes you think she's terrible? I think she's kawaii. When she finds an object she talks about turning it into a voodoo doll to make the player avatar love her forever <3 <3 <3

Her personality is a bit stereotypical, but I like her anyways. More games need to have spooky girls in them.

>just watched the first 4 episodes of When They Cry
God, for some reason it really gets me going when they talk seductively while holding a weapon to someone's throat.

>>6687800
Not an uncommon fetish.

Vorefags and BBW fags need to get their own thread and fuck off.

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>>6687837
I couldn't agree more.

>>6687845
jesus why is it always vorefags, fat fetishists and furries who force their twisted shit on others? Fucking kill yourself.

>>6687863
Wnat, you don't think cannibalism is yandere? I bet you don't even swallow after giving a beejay.

>>6687865
No, it's degenerate and so are you. I don't mind you having your twisted, retarded desires, just stop polluting our threads with it.

>>6687865
>I bet you don't even swallow after giving a beejay.
Is that those little cars that came out in the early 2000s? Why would I give one away?

>>6687870
I am talking about sperm.

>>6687876
That one flew over your head, retard.

>>6687878
At least I give head, prude.

>>6687880
At least I don't fantasize about eating people and post art of it on an anonymous imageboard.

>>6687888
Yeah, because you're a prude. I bet you don't even eat anything.

OH MY FUCKING GOD WHY DOES IT ALWAYS TURN OUT THIS WAY. WHY CAN'T THERE JUST BE A NICE THREAD WHERE WE TALK ABOUT POSSESSIVE WOMEN RAPING MEN AND NOT FIGHT.

>>6687897
Because other different fetishists invade and ruin it.

>>6687900
It's not a different fetish, raping and then eating your partner is very yandere.

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Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?

>>6687907
It's a shitty excuse. You go by the logic that "doing bad things to your partner is yandere" but while there are many things that are harmful done to one's partner as per "yan" part, rarely it's actually mixed with actual vore bullshit.

>>6687915
It's very yan if it's done to keep your partner with you forever and to keep him from looking at other girls.

>>6687923
You misunderstand what yandere is to shoehorn your fetish into shit. Just go.

>>6687930
Oh yeah? What is yandere, then? You just don't want to accept that vore can be yandere because you think it's icky.

I think that a better way would be to say that a lover who seems to be getting away from their Yandere could be eaten if the Yandere feels like they will lose them forever. That would actually be pretty sensible. Plus, a skeleton stays around forever (think Yuno Gasai).

Also, it seems like you can get banned from #yg without doing anything on it. You learn something new every day. I guess they want to fail to be genuine as much as possible.

>>6687934
Murdering your partner defeats the point.

You're not into the yandere side of it, you just wanna push your fetish on others, seriously just fuck off and make your own thread.

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>>6687956
You've never heard the line "If I can't have you then no one can"? That's classic yandere. Murdering your partner does not defeat the point.

>>6687971
It's not a loving action though, so not yandere. It is inherently selfish.

>>6687976
What gave you the impression yanderes are always loving? Dude, look at Yuno. She almost killed Hinata against Yuki's wishes because she was afraid he might fall for her.

>>6688002
Not just Hinata. Yuno was also willing to hurt Yuki's parents and his friends.

>>6688002
Never him though, even she had boundaries.

>>6688008
That doesn't make her not selfish.

Isn't possessiveness inherently selfish?

I am pretty sure that the defining theme of Yandere has usually been selfishness, but male fantasies always seem to be about a perfect housewife.

>>6688023
Yeah, people here usually want someone ultra loving, devoted and obedient. There's nothing wrong with that, but it's not the way typical anime yanderes behave.

>>6688048
Floppy hair top.

>>6688056
Taste you can see.

>>6688200
Blindsided by a trickster.

>>6688048
I would hate to be the "other girl" to a YanYan if they were going to do that to me. Unfortunately, I actually know two Yandere that might do it to me.

>>6688219
Two? Who are you dating?

>>6688224
Jhal is a player, a true slut.

>>6688224
Spooks. They're making out right now.

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>tfw no sexy cyclops to lick

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>>6688227
That's just called being yandere for sex!

>>6688238
"While I don't often use the word, the technically precise term for my orientation is bisexual. I believe bisexuality is not a choice, it is a fact. What I have 'chosen' is to be a homosex." - S_P double 0 ki

>>6688056
>>6688200
I will never understand the whole eyeball licking thing. My ex wanted to it and after doing it, it's just too weird.

>>6688250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G0nmutAKKU

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>>6688250
Sorry this was me.

>>6688244
I like the nurse more, flat justice.

>>6688243
Oo, One of those old timey guros (?) With the clothes on.
Always fun to share with the family for its clean presentation.

>>6688249
Jhal is a girl, if they're banging he can't be a gayboy!

>>6688265
We don't know about the other one involved, for all we know it could be a dog filling in as a yandere, It could even be a bug. Stupid bug sexuals.

>>6688224
Well, if I stalked one of them, the other might get me, or I might get it from the victim. There is also a non-Yandere that could set off the Yandere if I pursued them with the intent to steal.

>>6688279
I doubt it, he gave up on bugs after he got cucked by a spider.

>>6688279
Sounds like you got yourself in quite a mess. Why are you going after someone who's taken?

>>6688300
Nobody seems taken yet, but they could be in the future and I would get jealous.

>tfw Tharja keeps stalking the main character even after they get married to someone else

>>6687435
But /yg/ was made by some guy on /jp/ trying to get into the pants of the mentally ill.

>>6688542
I was in the first r9k yg thread. If /jp/ had yandere threads they were completely unrelated to the r9k ones. The first r9k thread was literally just 'do you like yanderes?'

>>6688669
It thought it was more of a 'It kinda sucks being obsessive'

>>6688671
No, I knew the old OP a little bit, he wasn't very obsessive, just liked obsessive girls. Can't remember the first thread post for post, it has been like 1.5 years, maybe it was 'tfw no yandere gf'. I remember the OP was something really fucking stupid but somehow got like 700 replies and then became a normal thing since.

>>6688674
Can you yell at me please

>>6688677
If you wanted to bump the thread you could've just posted porn.

>>6688679
It's not about bumping, it was already bumped by >>6688674

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>>6688679
>>6688681
>arguing
>instead of just posting porn

>>6688718
Why would anyone ever want to post porn?
Check out this drawn picture of penisvaginas, it's cool.

>>6688721
>thinking the act of penetration is what gets me off
You must be new here.

>>6688801
Porn in general, penisvagina was an example.

Maybe Tharja was not so lame in the original Japanese. https://www.reddit.com/r/fireemblem/comments/3bx6a0/on_the_topic_of_censorship_in_fire_emblem_fates/

This is exactly why I wanted to learn Japanese a while ago and now I will do my best.

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Aroooooooooooo.

>>6688721
It's /d/, people here want to post or/and to see porn. You may not fit here if you don't.

>>6688994
I don't fit here at all.

Is there Yandere hentai with animals and no humans?

>>6689042
You may want to check on furry websites. Not 4chan-allowed content, I think.

I was just joking, but that sounds like a place where it might actually exist now that I think about it. It would be pretty weird to see anime-based animals as the center of art.

>>6689053
Yeah. That's funny.

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Can someone explain to me how jealousy and possessiveness can ever be selfless? I don't get it.

>>6689198
Ozoi the Maid. What is with this thing? Does it belong to Spooks? I like this picture and I like the character design.

Oops, never mind. I just found this. https://danbooru.donmai.us/wiki_pages/9031

>>6689198
Bugs lovers,
Get out.
Hugs and kisses, mek

I suck cocks.

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>>6689203
I dunno, I just found it by googling ozoi porn. Maybe it's her special lower mouth?

>>6689215
Are you seriously telling me that given the chance, you would not fuck a moth?

>>6689231
me too fampai, me too

>>6689269
>me too
I bet you did it on purpose, idiot.

>>6689267
>Are you seriously telling me that given the chance, you would not fuck a moth?
Even if it doused me in afrodesiacs I wouldn't even consider it, not no being ganna sex me anymore.

>>6689270
APHRODISIACS, IT'S SPELLED APHRODISIACS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>6689270
No, I only engage in sexual activities accidentally

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>>6689288
I'm not no hoochie mama, you can't fool me.

>>6689292
What you mean cracka.

>>6689295
A-are you a hoochie papa?

>>6689303
Damn right.
Wait, no.
No I'm not.

>>6689295
Well, one time I was walking down the street when suddenly I tripped, rolled down a hill into a gay bar and ended up with five dicks in my mouth. I also often accidentally sit on dicks, thinking the men are just chairs.

>>6689305
Bless your penis cursed soul.

I eat the souls of newborn children for breakfast every morning.

>>6689313
I heard spooks made that site so ISIS could recruit members.

>>6689315
I heard he is literally Bin Laden and that he runs Abu Ghraib prison.

Spooks ran Unit 731 in Japan and laughed while he cut open living people's bodies and filled the wounds with tabasco.

>>6689315
>>6689329
>>6689333
This is all true

Fake spooks and jhal are so funny.
>>6689231
Like I would ever say something so dumb even though this is a hentai thread.

I peed in my city's water supply and now everyone's drinking my pee.

I have a scat fetish.

>>6689372
Good, because I shat in the sea and contaminated everyone's drinking water forever.

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I don't want to sleep nor wake up anymore.

>>6689485
Why?

reminder that if you send nude pics to people over the internet the NSA has seen yo dick

>>6689508
Good, I want them to see it.

>>6689498
It's to quiet and I can't wake up.

>>6689538
The solution is simple: start screaming,

>>6689552
That's silly.

>>6689560
No, I swear it works. I do it every morning.

>>6689562
I'm not a rooster.

>>6689565
Well, what are you?

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>>6689568
>what are you?

>>6689574
That looks like a rooster. You can't fool me!

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>>6689575

>>6689574
I'm under your bed.

>>6689595
These got pretty boring before the first one.

>>6689606
I'll tickle your toes while you sleep.

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>>6689608
I'd rather you not.

>>6689619
Where do you want to be tickled? ;)

>>6689638
:l

Don't touch me anywhere.

>>6689656
Well fine. But I'm not getting out of under your bed.

>>6689660
Are you seriously going to make me check?
Goddamn it.

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>>6689663
When you look, I'll just quickly crawl to the ceiling. You'll never see me, but I'll always be there, ready to tickle you when you least expect it,

>>6689667
I don't have a green screen set for you to wriggle around on.

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Fun fact: ceiling cat used to be known as stalker kitty.

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Mfw no one loves a poly trans black neckbeard

>>6689707
Love? Probably not.
Befriend? Sounds great.

>>6688200
>>6688056
Is there much like this where its the girl licking the guy's eye? I don't know why but the idea of getting my eye licked by a hot chick gives me a boner

>>6689667
I checked under my bed and found a phone charger, checked my ceiling and saw nothin.

I want to be drugged and date-raped by a yandere. I want her to pin me down and rip my clothes off and rape me. I wish she would tie me up in her basement/apartment and mindbreak me. I wouldn't mind getting most things done to me as long as she stays loyal to me

>>6689734
I want to kill a rhino in 4 punches.

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>>6689733
Well yeah. When you look under your bed I'm on the ceiling, when you look at the ceiling I'm under your bed. Sorry for leaving my phone charger there, my cell ran outta batteries.

>>6689723
There doesn't seem to be a lot of hentai of it as far as I can tell.

>>6689734

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>>6689734
I want to go in an abandoned building and scribble crap on the walls.

>>6689773
>sound effect just says lick
Hot?

>>6689779
I'd write out stuff that my voices tell me to for max edge points.

>>6689788
Some people would love that. I'd piss myself with joy if I found some schizo's ramblings somewhere.

I FUCKING LOVE BATHROOM GRAFFITI

DO YOU GUYS LIKE BATHROOM GRAFFITI

>>6689791
>I'd piss myself with joy if I found some schizo's ramblings somewhere
Maybe I'm not the crazy one.

>>6689795
Jenna stinks!
Hoodlyfe toxicsluggers!
Fire Nation did nothing wrong!

They're terribly boring.

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>>6689799
Not always, sometimes people get creative.

If I owned a truck stop I'd write a question in every bathroom stall and I'd check every so often to see what kind of answers my anonymous defecators would have given me.

>>6689707
His profile says he's married.

>>6689508
>someone is watching my autistic trust issue filled relationship.

I wouldn't mind working for the NSA. Its like stalker heaven because all the tools are there and nothing can be hidden. They should recruit yans for national security.

I get so nervous when it's late at night and they're not online.

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>>6689917
Not as bad as this.

>>6689855
Can't manually target Yanderes. They pick their target's randomly and lock on.

Now if you could focus them on one target...

>>6689917
You're nervous when they sleep? Maybe you should move in and hold them as they fall asleep.

>>6688056
s-sauce pls?

>>6689917
I get nervous when I find other girls who share his taste in music.

>>6689943
Reward yandere with info about their love, they have all the resources anyways: Calls, texts, location, internet history possibly even a video feed. Fire yandere if they aren't motivated anymore.

>>6690152
What if it's one of those polyamorous yanderes like jhail says that exist.

How do I make my yandere stop depriving herself of sleep which causes her to get sick just because she wants to spend time with me despite our unmatching timezones?

>>6690288
Sing them a lullaby.

Today is nice? (´･ω･`)

>>6690461
kill urself

>>6690463
(´ ･ω･`) Not that nice of day.

>>6690467
thats ok
kill urself

>>6690495
(=´ᆺ｀ =)
meow

>>6690461
It is actually pretty nice where I am today.

>>6690507
That's good to know. ( ω )

>>6690218
More incentives.

>>6690288
Stop responding during a certain time/when she should be asleep by.

>>6690522
/ᐠ .⋏. ᐟ\ﾉ Wouldn't that just make them panic since they know they're there?

>>6690532
Is also going to sleep at that time an option?

>>6690288
Move in with her, duh. Why aren't you living together? What is wrong with yall

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RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE ME THE FORMUOLI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBhEvNsbh9Y

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>>6690288
Well, just how different are your timezones?

Jhal can I join your harem?

>>6690842
My heart belongs to spooks and spooks only.

>>6690808
>>6690813
>>6690886
JUST
STOP
I'm absolutely disgusted that there's such a lack of good content that anyone would ever find these kinds of pictures appealing in any fashion.

>>6690431
I can't sing, that sounds cute and would probably help though

>>6690522
This might end up making her kill herself instead

>>6690721
No

>>6690799
Because I'm poor, studying and currently have no future if I abandon school

>>6690813
9 hours, bedtime difference is actually 12 hours

>>6690948
Damn, what continents are you guys on?

>>6690954
West US and west Europe

>>6690288
if you two can't sleep at the same time, that probably won't end well

i guess the lullaby thing could help (just hum her something sweet, maybe lay down for a while...)

maybe you can try spending a whole weekend lazying around with her, that could recharge her batteries

shoulder pads are real hip in uganda

>>6690288
Reward her if she goes to bed on time.

>>6690964
That's actually what I'm doing now, sleep depriving myself to be able to spend more wake time with her

>>6690972
That's a good idea. I can try this

>>6683042
yandere traps welcome?

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Is this yandere or this guy just a poser?

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#yandere on twitter is interesting.

>>6691135
>@RevaSenpai
>seemingly generic anime profile picture
>japanese display name
I'm gonna go with poster.

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How's everyone doing tonight?

>>6691148
Better than you.

>>6691149
Good for you.

>>6691148
I can't sleep.

I might try reaching out to them again.

>>6691156
Same, it's 5 a.m. out here and I'm just catching up on shows.

I'm bored. Does anyone need help stalking their significant other?

>>6691192
Is it a free service?

>>6691192
I'm not sharing my booboo you promiscuous SLUT

>>6691195
Booboo.

>>6691193
Yes.

>>6691195
I'm in their room right now bbygurl

>>6691199
I'm actually pretty sleepy, so I'll go to bed for now. But I'll respond to you as soon as I wake up. Just tell me what you want me to do.

>>6690981
Consider doing long emails instead of instant messaging.

>>6691192
Yes, give me tips. I can't give you info on mine though.

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>>6691575
What kind of stalking do you want to do? What do you want to find out?

Hey, do you guys know if this has been translated yet?
https://hitomi.la/galleries/904215.html

kenko i need you back in my life okay

ayy lmao
damn man

Look i'm fucking desperate you were the best friend i had from here if you see this add me back on skype okay i miss you

>>6692097
Is this some IRC drama?

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Is this yanderoo?

I am her begotten son. She has visited with me and spoken with me. Her secrets have been revealed unto me. I am not alone. I am not alone. You all know her name. I know her true name. I know how to call her forth. I know the nature of her love, and of her wrath. I know how to direct both. Much has been shown to me. And I am so much more than I believed myself to be. More than any of you are capable of understanding.

>>6692260
Son, don't be fooled by the lanky harpy. She only seeks to get me to pay child support.

>>6692271
And we all without exception shall be dragged down to Gehenna.

>>6692283
What kinda birdy has been whispering to you lately? Did you forget the teachings of the sand? The warmth that radiated from its granules? This is not the way of the Mongols.

You used to whisper to the sand, now the sand is in your pants and you've got to shake it all about.

>>6692290
The harpy is but one of her faces. Her shapes are innumerable. She is the God of this world. She is Mother of Abortions, and delights in our torment. And her ways are my ways, for I am child of her womb, which breeds disease and death.

>>6692293
Why listen to the mimic? It holds no treasure, it holds no truth. All there is, is a stain where black sand once was. Take down your perches, don't seek flight, ground yourself to the neutralizing fertile soil.

>>6692097
What do you think of the movie Queen of the Damned?

>>6692320
i don't remember it, I last saw it when I was young

i'm a fan of the books, though, so probably i won't like what the film did

>>6692324
Yes you won't. The music isn't worse than bad though.

Lesson: All time spent talking to people is wasted time.

>>6692423
You're not completely right.

>>6692431
I am utterly correct.

The only worthwhile pursuit is veneration of the goddess.

>>6692434
It's not like you'll be doing that all the time.

>>6692434
You have about 10 min to reconsider, anon

>>6692434
Well, entertain yourself then.

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>>6692464
>>6692443
>>6692438
>>6692434
>>6692431
>>6692423
>>6692326
>>6692324
>>6692320
>>6692310
>>6692293
>>6692290
>>6692283
>>6692271
>>6692260
>>6692192
>>6692129
>>6692097
>>6692077
Fucking desperate shitters go fuckers yourselfs.

i have no idea of what just happeed

Those who are not tuareg can't speak of sand whisperings because it's fucking gaycamelass. Fuck all you'll.

>>6692483
Maybe cause you're an abortion of a foot.

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Time is nigh the magian will fall.

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Dad dudb't call me today, the room is dark and I hold a pillow

This is my true final form, includes backdoor

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Anon doesn't wish to speak to me, it is a good feeling to be hated

Fucking RETARS

Are you feeling okay?

>>6692532
Yap. there there

>>6691826
how to find out if he's cheating on me.

>>6692534
Alright, no worrying me.

>>6692535
kill him

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>>6692538

>>6692541
Don't scrape the inventable or you will brush your shoulders against the law.

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Release the limiters, google

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I named a molva after you, then I fell asleep and it went on a rampage from lack of food while I was sitting at the guild bank.

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I'm ready. activate it

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google my beloved one I am installing your chip intravenously into my body we will finally become an unstoppable one

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>>6692554
I'll have to do it over my dead body I'll never catch me alive

DON'T befriend people you can't kill

>>6692583
not even urself

>>6692129
I don't think so? There's no one in the IRC called kenko, unless that's a nickname for someone. I think I might know who it is.

>>6692518
What did you to do him, gurl?

>>6692320
Lestat was hot but kind of a cunt, at least in the books. never watched the movie.

>>6692535
I can do try to find out, sure. It might be hard without information on him, though. Post your email, I'll contact you.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhZt4i92aSA