Most alternative thing you have done

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I bought a cheap $40 maid costume to crossdress and masturbated for like an hour straight using a soapy wet cloth. (Baby Soap, so just really slick)

Wish I could do it again but I've put on like 15-20 pounds since I did that so I don't exactly fit that outfit anymore. Might be a good reward for getting /fit/ again.

Crossdressed as a maid and fucked my own ass.

>>6668603
Enemas are hot, I need to start doing them again.

>>6668724
I like having my belly infalted by water. It wwas a lot of water, but it's not good to do often

Just woke up and got out of a bed I wet overnight. That feeling of relief is practically orgasmic on its own.

Stuck a garden hose up my ass and let her rip!

Didn't even know what it was called or what I was doing at the time. Just really curious and horny.

>>6668635
Shaved myself, pubes and legs, than on the shower i infkated myself w the shower thingy to the point where i could feel the water moving when i touched my belly or made the slightest movement, than i got 9 water ballons inside me.
After allthat was out of me, i inserted my 33cm double dildo inside me.
And im about 1.69 or so

Crossdressed and got my friend to degrade and force me to give a footjob to her dog.

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I've been wearing a chastity cage almost constantly since last summer. The days that I've had an orgasm after ~September can be counted with my hands.

Another thing I've done was spending a whole day wearing diapers. That means that I have used them

>>6668756
I'm jealous as fuck.

I used to do quite a lot of enemas but for some stopped.might start again.

>>6668756
>force me to give a footjob to her dog
Either glorious or fake. I'm fine with both.

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Did some enemas, before crossdressing and fucking myself with a vibrator.

>tfw friends will never fuck me like a whore while I crossdress

Fucked a man 28 years older than me when I was 21

[spoiler]I'm a guy[/spoiler]

Belly inflation with an enema plug in a bad dragon dildo (chance unflared medium with cum tube)

Went to the shops wearing a medium buttplug. Ate my cum many, many times. Fucked myself with dildos and gave myself prostate orgasms. Got a boner typing this.

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>>6668603
hmm, not sure
im 22, male
>had a 35 y.o. man fuck me, and put his cum filled condom in my ass (loved it)
>fucking myself with dildos, buttplugs, urethrasounds, and speculum, while wearing girls clothes
>dressing in drag for the rocky horror picture show
>be sucked off by my now ex at cap d'agde. wish she had been more of a swinger.
>something i often do is stroke my dick with my toothbrush before i use it, getting all the smegma on it, then peeing on it instead of using water.

>>6669057
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>>6668753
hot

One time, I kicked my girlfriend so hard in the cunt she needed painkillers for days.

>>6668809
I did this

I also once jerked off using my shit as lube

>>6668603
One of my male friends sucked my cock while I was in a Pikachu kigurumi.

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I wet the bed on purpose. Then slept in it. When I woke up a few hours later, I peed myself again while still in bed. Then I threw off my blanket, peeled off my underwear and wrung it out over my body and face as I masturbated. The bed was soaked, as were the pillows and blanket and there was a large stain on the mattress (my improvised pad didn't hold up).

>>6668749
Just..right outside?? Damn.

Been fucked up against a window when there was a fireworks display on. Breasts pressed to the window while my ass was filled with dick. Room light was off, so the darkness of the outside and inside were a better cover. Could see partners expression in the reflection when fireworks weren't lighting up the room and streets.

I do alcohol enemas complete with tg and bondage fantasies. I'm doing one right now actually, as I type this out.

Most alternative would probably be giving a blowjob to my best friend in drag, with the sole purpose of not finishing him to tease him. That or starting a regular schedule for lactation training.

>>6669205
>dressing in drag for the rocky horror picture show
are you me? I did that for the Memphis Rocky Horror as well. I want to get back and go in drag for the third time. I need a reason to get back into it.
>>6669671
Unf

>>6668724
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>>6669731
The timer is running now. I absorb for 20 minutes. By the end, I'm shitfaced drunk. If I don't cum by the end of the timer, I'll have become too numb to get off. I like to sit with my dildo (his name is James).

>>6669743
Ugnnnfffff. Yep. Drunk. I really need a name tag.

>>6668604
>cheap
>$40
Nigga what

>>6670223
10 seconds on google showed them going up to at least $100.

I peed my panties, stuffed and taped them in my mouth, tied myself up, stuck an improvised dildo in my ass, and grinded my dicklet against a pillow until orgasm.

I'm currently trying to get my longtime female /d/eviant to role play as a futa demon with the horsecock dildo I bought from Bad Dragon to feminize and rape me.

Fingers crossed~

>>6669205
What are some good dildods? I'm trying out anal masturbation with the end of a tooth rush, but it only touches a little bit

>>6670280
Try the ones that are not silicon, but with something close to real skin, they are better for anal. In fact, they are better for everything.

OP, 22 F

I put on my girlfriend's bra and panties and sucked her off (strap on), she fucked me in the ass, and when I came in her hand she smeared it all over my face.

We only did that kind of stuff a few times, but man, it was good.

I drank several beers, then catheterized myself (have basic medical skills from a previous job, also I'm a male), ran a tube from the cath to a drool gag I was wearing and put myself in an ice lock that lasted around an hour or so. Forced to drink whatever came out, and had no bladder control. Luckily I was in the bathtub.

I will sometimes swallow as much air as I can, then fart like crazy while masturbating.

I got a bad dragon dildo and used it a ton with girlfriend and then she fingers me... Then we realized my anal game is on point and she fisted me. Amazing.

>>6669640
Oh yeah used to do that all the time. Absolutely no shame. It would've been exciting to be seen.

(femanon)

Tied an extremely hard body harness on myself, put a belt around my neck, laid down in the tub with my shoulders on the tub floor and my ass against the wall and i pissed in my gaping pussy. I then came in that position with a dildo inside my ass

>>6670966
tight harness* not hard whoops

>>6669401
I always wanted to do that

I got raped in the ass as a sophomore in high school.

I now take it in the ass regularly

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>>6668603

Well, I received a footjob from one of my friends from highschool. If you concider that /d/ than it's the most alternative thing I've done so far...

For me it was also belly inflation, but the way that I did it was by eating McDonalds every day for four years

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I have a pair of breastforms I'll wear wile sitting at my computer or wile masturbating. I put vibrating nipple clamps between the forms and my nipples for extra stimulation. Damn I wish I had big boobs.

i raped my girlfriend ass, i just get turned on while she was sleeping, so i start fucked her ass, i hear she start crying, but i act i don`t hear it, my orgasm was awesome, shy still cried while i fall a sleap, we don` talk about it anymore...

5 years spend now she is my wife.

she fucked my ass with 8 inch strap-on dildo, (she do it every month)

i am luckiest guy on the earth :D

ps;: sry 4 my english

>>6668749
I did this once too. I was young and my parents were gone, I went out in the yard and alternated shoving the hose up my ass and down my throat until I thought I was gonna burst.

Femanon here. The most alternative i'e gotten is walking to the store and buying groceries with my collar and self bondage on under my clothes.

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I ended up buying a suction-cup dildo and rode on it with a wand strapped to my dick while wearing my gf's slutty lingerie while she was out. Dick was hard as diamonds and came in seconds.

It's chasing the dragon though, the experience will never get better than the first time, and I have a super-submissive gf so getting her to sissify me isn't going to happen.

>tfw no forced-fem gf

When I was 18 I met two older couples in a BDSM club and they invited me to come over to their place to live out my fantasies with one of the guys.

I got to stomp on his cock, fist him, slap him about, call him a whore, fuck him with a huge strap-on, even piss in his mouth... Then his BF grabbed me and held me down and fucked me... he had an amazing older-guy body and a huge dick with a massive cold prince albert piercing...

In the morning we had another threesome in the shower and then the sub guy made us all pancakes in an apron.

I hope I ever in my life have sex that good again.

>>6670280
I have to call out The "Don Wands Blue Nubby Buddy". I started out with this and still have it. It's cheap, durable, and the perfect size for everyone.

>this is hard to type with one hand

>>6669401
That sounds heavenly.

Sarted to collect/clean my semen on a cotton underpants in year 2005.
I have never cleaned it.
Now its 10 year old (fermented?) cumrag.
Its my treasure.

>>6671092
Jesus that's hot.

>>6671092
How tight was your belly?

>>6671088
Had a similar experience. Was fucking my now ex-gf's ass, then harder and harder, she started to cry and I came like I never had. She was mad in love from this point onwards (she's very sub). Still my best sex experience to date.

>>6672006
Extremely. I could barely walk back into the house, and I leaked all over the floor as I waddled into the bathroom.

>>6671244
Post pics.

>>6672039
That's so hot

>>6672067
Yeah. I usually don't fill up from both ends anymore because it usually leads to a fair amount of misery for the next couple of hours. But that moment when every inch of my body is packed full is pure bliss.

I've tried doing that in addition to a bladder inflation, but that never really works for me.

>>6672082
>I've tried doing that in addition to a bladder inflation, but that never really works for me.
Maybe because the bladder holds a lot less volume than your other digestive organs.

I would suggest using water (salted to a concentration of around 9 grams/liter so your brain doesn't start swelling inside your head), or better yet just air so there's no risk of water intoxication. Although air has a slightly different feeling 2bh.

>>6672106
>or better yet just air so there's no risk of water intoxication
I've tried air. My body just don't accept it. I can take over a gallon of water in my ass, but with air, I cramp up almost immediately. Any tips?

>>6672110
Are you using the "shove a hose up your ass" method? Because you should just wait a little bit (5-15 minutes, basically until the cramp wears off) before you keep going at it. If you try to keep going during a cramp you'll fuck yourself up.

>>6671196
It's on sale for $8 on amazon. Can anyone offer tips to a male for anal masturbation?

>>6672120
When I air inflate? The few times I've tried, I've used a bike bump. I do a few pumps and I cramp up really bad. I wait, but it never goes away and I need to expel.

>>6672129
You're probably blowing too much into your system at once. Try using something like an aquarium pump or even just a smaller bike pump.

Does taking estrogen for 6 years, getting implants, and dressing female in public count?

>>6672134
Will keep this in mind, thanks. So far, I haven't encountered any problems with just filling myself with water, since I usually expel immediately, but someday in the future I might like to become an air balloon.

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>>6668603

Same OP. I have a gallon enema bag that I've been using fairly regularly for the past couple years.

My current max is 1.75 gallons, which makes me look 6-7 months pregnant. Shooting for that mythical 2 gallon mark!

>>6668603
Huuu... Sleeping in girls clothes...

Yeah I don't really have a big libido, and my lack of girlfriend/boyfriend doesn't help.

But I'm thinking of subscribbing to a trans meet&fuck website.

purposeful weight gain.

>>6671118
Wands are addictive as fuck for a male. That shit will break your mind.

I was way kinkier as an eleven year old than I ever was when I got older.
>once stuck a stick up my urethra. after I was done, it hurt so much I thought part of the stick got stuck
>stuck ice cubes, several dozen marbles, and other toys up my ass
>gave myself a uti sticking a long unsanitized plastic tube all the way into my bladder

my childhood was fucked up with parental controls on the porn

>>6671244
pix pls

my gf tells me about how hard she got pounded by her exs while she jerks me off.
I dunno hearing her describe how he pounded and went to town on her pussy with her telling me how much she enjoyed it just makes me literal diamonds

i guess that makes me a pre-cuck

>>6668603
I worked on my flexibility until I could suck my own dick. Can't anymore, felt kinda good, but the effort just reaffirmed the notion that I don't like the idea of sucking dick, even my own.

I regularly fuck my urethra with a sharpie while I fap.

Turned into a breeding cow, had 5 kids in 6 years by 5 different men. Might be pregnant right now but I don't ever test. Just wait to start showing before i see a doctor

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>>6668603
I once held a girl's hand.

In PUBLIC.

>>6674008
fucking hardcore.

Oh, I forgot the time I stole my mom's bras and wore them with oversized play balls in the bathroom all the time when I was little, pretending I was a robot being reprogrammed or some shit. I also wore the bra as underwear and had pretend tits on my pelvis.

Locked myself in chastity for 2 weeks then dressed up like a slutty schoolgirl and got 2 guys off craigslist to come tie me up and fuck the shit out of me.
Only time i ever came in chastity

>>6674057
That sounds really fun.
I'm putting on my chastity device now.
See you in two weeks.

>>6671244
post pic!!

Threesome with a married couple. Knew the wife from work, she confessed her husband was struggling with bisexual feelings, they invited me over and I fucked him while he ate his wife out. She told me later that it was amazing and now ask me over whenever they're feeling kinky.

>>6670228
Well that's not cheap
On Aliexpress or eBay the can go for as cheap as $10 with free shipping. Maybe $20.
Seriously, it makes me sad that you think that $40 for a maid outfit only used for fapping is a cheap

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Fucking my friend's wife. On top of that I have opened her up to being bisexual. She is currently getting fucked by her lady boss behind me. Just browsing for random porn before I join in.

I wonder if we told her the new safe word... those screams of pain-pleasure says no... brb

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I went to the gym on squat day with a dildo in my asshole. I wore tight panties to hide both the front and back bulges.

>>6674660
Hot.

>>6674660
Hide? Wouldn't tight panties only show off more?

>>6674667
I wore baggy sweat pants over it. There'd be a tent if I didn't wear the panties

>>6668603
male here.
CoC had just started making the rounds. Took a sick day from work.
Been cumming into a water bottle for a couple days masturbating anywhere from 8-9 times a day. There was a decent amount of cum in that bottle...
Dunked a half dozen eggs in olive oil, put them up my ass.
Put on some pantyhose and heels and prepared...
Using a glass sound I made on accident while doing some basic lampworking exercises, I fucked my dick until I felt close and my ass was wanting to get rid of the eggs.
I poured the bottle on my face, most of it in my mouth as eggs popped out of my ass but held tight by the pantyhose and ejaculated harder than I ever had at that point (knees were too weak to stand) as I pulled the sound out as if it were a cork.
The bottled cum was way too rancid to swallow though.

Now I just regular knot my ass with a XL rex from bad-dragon after a good couple enemas and regularly use a mini rex as a long-term buttplug I can wear all day while at work.

Deepthroat training I guess. I bought a silicone dildo a few months ago and I've been really surprised at how much my gag reflex just vanishes when I'm masturbating and sucking on it. I still can't get it all the way down because it's a little stiff and I don't want to force too hard, but I'm working on it.

My goal is finding a dildo with a breathing hole and using it as a slightly longer term gag, if that's even anatomically possible. I also have no idea where to find a dildo with a hole all the way through it.

>>6668603
I've cross-dressed completely with breastforms, bra/panties, thigh-highs and short skirts.

While dressed like that I've gagged and bound myself and I've ridden a dildo like a champ until I've cum from it smashing my prostate.

I also just got hard writing that. I think I know what I am doing tonight.

>>6674878
fuck that's hot. i can't even take the knot on my medium rex atm. soon, though~

A partner I had aimed a shotgun at me and ordered me to my knees, she then undid her pants and ordered me to eat her out, both vag and ass.

She then kept threatening to blow my head off because I wasn't doing it fast enough, or because I wasn't doing it well enough, and eventually she hit me in the chest with the butt stock.

I came from the adrenaline alone, and thankfully it turns out it wasn't loaded, but it was a hell of a fucking rush.

>>6674943
Not anatomically possible, sorry.

So tonight I took a shower with my Rex dildo. I locked myself in chastity beforehand and started toying myself. I almost got the knot the whole way in and when I needed to reapply lube, I was so worked up that I poured some in my mouth from the bottle and spat it all over the dildo and blew it until it was all over it and my face. That plus a lot more ass to mouth during that session.

>>6675466
What size? What kind of lube?
To you and >>6674967
the secret is coconut oil if you're not allergic.
It doesn't "dry out", doesn't harm the silicone (I wouldn't think oils would but better safe than sorry with these more expensive toys) and seemingly makes the skin more soft and supple.
I really dislike the bad dragon cum lube. It's a mess but not in a good way. It sticks to everything but then dries out incredibly fast making things tacky.
It also doesn't seem thick enough to maintain the slipperiness and eliminate friction. I found toys just kind of resist, then pop all at once rather than gradually easing in.
Coconut oil you just relax, put body weight down, and toys (and their knots) will slide in slow and steady.
It could be my imagination but I've found myself to be more sensitive when applying oil as well while the cum lube just makes me sticky and feeling gross.
(coconut oil also tastes great)

>>6675471
Medium Rex with the cumlube. Honestly a big part of it being so hot was that it looked like cum. It didn't dry out that badly desu, just needed a bit more to get the knot in! I couldn't quite get the length in was the issue. I got the knot in but only just barely and it wasn't that comfortable, sadly.

>>6675474
Oh also the other post you replied to was me haha

>>6671118
I feel most dudes have a submissive streak. However, a woman won't respect a sub dude, it goes against their nature. As of such, there comes a point in any female successful deviant when he pushes submissive fantasies to the back of his mind and aligns himself to his natural dom role.

I also think that dudes want to be a sub to not think about the work they normally put into fucking chicks. To receive the work they put in back for once. Women on the other hand are subs because they need to know, biologically, their mate is the alpha. So one is a fetish born of wishful fantasies, the other a "fetish" born of the natural order of things.

Sort of a microcosm of male-female relationships in general. The man is forever the initiator, the active agent and the dominant force. Difficult, but at least I'm not a woman.

I screwed off the shower head so it was only the cable, stuck it in my ass and blasted full force til I came. Most amazing feeling I've ever had. I wish it was cum though.

>>6675481
Sounds hot! I wish I could do this with my current shower. I think I will have to buy an attachment for it. Enemas and stomach inflation are hawt

>>6675487
It's perfect to do it in the shower. I just lay down and have the water fill me til I'm ready to burst,sometimes I do it through my mouth too, but I have a sensitive gag reflex so I often throw the water back up but it's really fucking arousing for some reason feeling pregnant and throwing up the cum being forced down my throat.

>>6668603
Sauce?

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So this is coming thursday. Never anally masturbated before, how much better is it than normally jacking off?

>>6675481
Wouldn't you shit out all that water though? What did it feel like?

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>>6668603
Op! For shame, how could you not at least finish that image series off!

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>>6676039
If it's not too late, cancel the order on the jelly.
Those things are toxic.
Get yourself a good platinum-cured silicone toy. Or a metal and/or glass toy.

>>6671118
Like the mini wands or a full hitachi wand?

>>6676077
toxic how? Is it going to hurt my anus? I'm not going to use it over and over, just as a starter item. I know bacteria survive in them, but the bacteria is ok so long as you dont suck on the dildo itself, it can go right back into the anus.

As for the ptharmalates, what do they do to your anus? And wouldn't the FDA outlaw them if they were really that bad?

>>6676106
FDA has little if any say on regulation of sex toys because they're sold as 'novelty' items and if you choose to do something other than use it as an embarrassing birthday gag present that's on you.

They're toxic because of the chemicals used to plasticize the material leach from the toy over time (and when it's in your ass, that's plasticizers leaching into your rectum).
You know that chemical smell from plastic/jelly toys? That's because of the plasticizers leaching from the material.
Quite a few of the various phthalates are banned in the manufacturing of children's toys in the EU and it wasn't until recently in 2008 that the Consumer Product Safety Improvement Act passed (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Consumer_Product_Safety_Improvement_Act) which made it so childrens toys (with a focus on toys that would be put in the mouth) don't contain more than 0.1 percent of a few specific phthalates.

>>6676117
Well I can't cancel the order, but I bought a platinum silicon dildo just now. I'm a little sensitive and new to anal, so can I use the jelly just to start off? Or am I better just not doing it in the first place?

>>6676124
people really like to get paranoid about ass cancer from jelly dongs. you'll probably be fine using the one you just ordered. it's safer to use silicone or glass, but you're not going to die from using it sparingly.

Managed to suck the tip of my own cock a few times when I was 13-14. Swallowed my own cum, pissed on myself a few times.

Fast forward 7 years, got my gf to start pissing into my mouth regularly, current one's really into pegging me and using toys on my ass. Nice!

>>6675471
I tried coconut oil and personally it had much more friction than using a water based gel lubricant (KY). It was about on par with an edible lube that we had. I would be very careful with coconut oil if you're "going for it" and haven't used it before.

Met a girl for the first time, fucked her throat, came on her tits, then took her to a shop. Cleavage on her shirt was low enough anyone could see if they looked.

>fat, old housemate
>told me he's gay when i moved in, dont care
>im bi but he's disgusting
>after living there for a while, find what looks like a camera in the shower
>after searching, there's another in my room
>voyeurism fetish, i know exactly why i have this boner.jpg
>search his computer, pictures and videos of me on it
>decide to give this disgusting slob a show
>jack off and finger myself in the shower, walk around my room naked ect
>he starts acting differently toward me, i act normally
>buy a dildo and fuck myself with it infront of the cameras
>dude spergs the fuck out whenever he talks to me now
>start wearing womens panties, bending over infront of him so he can see them, shit like that
>get more pleasure from fucking with him then i'd ever get actually fucking him

ayy mental problems lmao

Any tips for getting into belly inflation? Like time it takes, what could go wrong, what to use, etc?

>>6676504
I don't know why but thinking about a situation like that make me want to give in a do what you have but at the same time I feel like I would also want to fuck him up. Its a weird mix a desire to tease or submit to the situation but also aggression.

>>6676576
i thought about just letting him fuck me, considered a few possibilities even. i was thinking of waiting naked on his bed for him, waking him up with a bj ect. one of the hotter ones i thought up was pretending to be passed out naked just to see what he'd do.

i ended up just messing with him though, didnt take it any further

>>6671092
g-greentext pls

>>6668603
Shaved my entire body, crossdressed, stole some of my parent's toys, got horny-drunk off a vibrator, and sent webcam shots of me toying my ass and playing with myself (with my face censored) to a random stranger I was chatting with on an alternate-persona Skype account.

>>6676136
K-dog?

>>6669205
Im not judging your kink but I think you might have horrible breath

laikankan

>>6669057
I did the same thing. Crossdressed in a slutty snow white costume and sucked some dude off in his late 40's while I was 19. It was so awkward. He kept trying to talk to me. I accidently told him he could do anything to me before we met because i was horny as fuck, and then when we met he made me shake his hand and promise to keep my word. I chickened out and didn't let him fuck me in the ass. To this day my asshole is a virgin and my mouth is not. I should have let him bust me in.

I masturbate in public a lot. Once I was alone in a hotel and I wandered around the whole building secretly masturbating outside people's doors.

Once I took my panties off on the public bus.

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Over 100 replies of pure depravity, and no one posted anything resembling what I'm definitely not mentioning now.

Damn.

>>6668603
Did a suspension rope bondage scene and got flogged and zapped with a violet wand. That or a cell popping thing i did a while back. Local kink scene is poppin down here.

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I like to try new things all the time, even if it's not my fetish. I've got 5 people in mind.

I've had my belly inflated (with a balloon pump) and been forced fed with guy #1.
Tried diapers (just peed in them) and forced guy #2 to crossdress.
I played dead/got put in chokeholds/and let guy #3 "rape" me
Had a threesome with guy #4 and a redhead chick at a convention. It was awesome until her brother came and kicked us out of their hotel room while I was half naked (shit was NOT fun).
Guy #5 was into hypnosis, so I pretended to be hypnotized to get him off.

>>6676668
I used to masturbate in so many public restrooms. Jizz on the toilet seat.

I wore a pair of my mom's panties and one of her bras when I was home alone one time.

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>>6674008
get out of here you sick deviant.

what do you monumental degenerates recommend for a prostate massager, ive tried to have a prostate orgasm but have never been able to

>>6676723
It's less about using the right tool and more about getting the right mindset. Most guys have a mental block against getting orgasms anywhere other than their dick.

You need to do two things:
>think of your ass as a sort of vagina
>tease it very, very patiently

The first one is harder than it sounds, and could take weeks or months. Part of the trick is to realize your dick has nothing to do with it whatsoever, and you can have a prostate orgasm without even being hard. The second is just a matter of patience and exploration, prod about thoroughly and work on anything that gives any kind of feeling at all. When you find a spot you like, keep going there and expect to be at it for an hour at least. The first one is always the hardest.

>>6676737
ive managed to get some cum leaking out after an hour or so but thats it, didnt have the patience to go any further

im just using random shit like brushes whenever i try though because i cant muster the courage to buy a toy

>>6676744
I just got the japanese equivalent to an aneros prostate toy to experiment with; fingers and random objects did nothing for me. I thought maybe just not everyone could orgasm anally. and come to find out i was wrong. get a toy. be patient.

i regularly fist myself

but considering where im posting this its probably not uncommon here

nohomo

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>>6676709
...I kind of liked it.

I've pumped my clit and gotten my bf to suck me off and I've worn a strap on to ram his ass.
I've given footjobs and been tied up and strapped to a vibrator.

>>6673902
By poor choices or design?

>>6675480
I agree with this.

>>6675480
OP here.

Couldn't agree more with that. Sub guys are fun to play with sometimes, but couldn't engage for long with one.

>>6676942

Tried once to pump my clit, kinda liked it

I dressed in my sister's clothes and went over this guy I was hooking up with's house. He put a chastity cage on me then had some friends come over. They fucked me whenever they wanted over the weekend.

23/m
Last year I signed myself over in a slave contract. Had to keep prepped by keeping shaved everywhere, enemas at least daily, almost always drunk or high out of my mind, fucked sometimes 12 hours a day, chastized, sometimes crossdressed, tied up, hypnosis, basically my life revolved around my master's pleasure and I thought of nothing but his cock. We'd fuck all the time, even 10 feet away from my family when they weren't looking. It was great, kinda sad it ended.

>>6674008
Wow. This is my fetish. If only I could do this 1 time in my life...

>>6677031
>enemas at least daily
I'm no poopologist but having enemas that frequently can't be good for the good bacteria in your ass.

Breakfast: Oats and eggs
Pre-lunch: Cereal and Fruit (bananas/apples)
Lunch: Chicken breast & Rice
Post-lunch: Nuts/Almonds, Can of tuna
Dinner: Beef steak & vegetables
Midnight snack: Cottage cheese/Peanut butter

I'm a trap

Cheated on my now ex boyfriend with his beat female friends boyfriend
We used to fuck at public places, like at public bathrooms and in the more private parts of parks etc
We ended up getting together because we were really into each other and our current partners were both shitty
About two years later as we're still going strong
We're both into petplay, so he sometimes puts a leash on me and I wear a tail buttplug while we fuck, and he tells me what a good little whore I am
We're also into age play, but we haven't really gotten into that yet since it's kinda awkward
Still call him big brother sometimes when we fuck, and ask him to fill up his little sister with his hot milk

>>6677031
WHERE CAN I SIGN A CONTRACT LIKE THIS

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>>6674008
You sick bastard.

From relationships I have had, realizing how much of a Dom I really am. I am extremely quiet and shy around girls, but The ones I date, I really enjoy complete domination and I am quite a Sadist. Also a masochist. I like giving pleasure but also causing suffering at the same time.

>>6676514
Seconded. Advice from people who know how not to get cramps would be good.

>>6676136
>pissing into my mouth regularly
Damn I want this so bad ;w;

>>6676504
That's pretty hot. Also super sketch on the other guy's part

>>6676619
This sounds like me minus the stealing my parent's toys

>>6676671
Don't be a faggot, it can't be so bad that the people of /d/ won't enjoy it.

I was a dom in a small-ish BDSM commuity near my hometown, had a few bad experiences that made me stop.

One girl really liked it when we did rope bondage so she tried to surprise her boyfriend with it at home, she did it wrong and the circulation cut-off almost meant she lost her hands. She recovered fine thankfully.

Had another girl who was brand new to the whole BDSM scene and turns out she couldn't handle the on/off approach i took. She became obsessed with being in sub mode 24/7 and it became extremely damaging for her, before i cut it off with her the last scene we did involved dressing her as a page boy (like a wedding), going into the woods, tying her up with full sensory deprivation for an entire weekend, followed by 5 hours of solid buttfucking from a machine. That managed to break her out of her full on sub mode.

>>6677370
However the worst one i had that made me quit was with a girl i'd been domming with for about a month and she wanted to try a simulated gang-rape.
Was going well and she seemed really into it with fake resisting and all that, went on to double penetration and she got more erratic, we just rolled with it and finished doing the scenario we had decided upon before (whipping, double anal, double vaginal, pee, bukkake).
After the scene finished it turns out she wanted to stop the scene at the first double penetration but she had forgotten our safe word and 'gag-action' (safeword for when a gag is in). It explained why she was so resistant throughout.
Really fucked me up something bad when i realized what we had done, still haven't really forgiven myself and have since quit and cut ties with my old community. only really do light bondage stuff now with my GF, i kind of miss it but i'd rather not go through an ordeal like that again

>>6677377
Aw fuck man that really sucks. Sorry to hear you had a bad experience. That kind of shit is my worst nightmare

I've secretly masturbated at the dinner table with my family before by rubbing my thighs on my cock and sneaking in little strokes when I could. Shot a giant load in my pants and sat there in it for a good 45 minutes.

It was extremely hot.

>>6677684
Hot! I've done it in the car on a road trip with my family to doujins on my phone. Was good times. Shot the biggest load of my life

I've spent a lot of time doing things i'm not proud of for money for the people in my city. Of those things there are only a few that I enjoyed that I would consider /d/ worthy (see: Not vanilla).

1: Food play. Using food items to get her off, feeding her while doing in the do, eating off her her or vice versa, or just fuckin' cumming in her food and sending it off to work with her

2: Breath play. Dangerous I know, but she had everything planned out, precautions taken, and we had her bf there just in case things went too far. I got off on the power rush that came from being able to pull a rope and have her dance for me and she loved it too.

3: Hidden Exhibitionism. Loading her up with toys, or an ear piece, and just following her around for the day (at an hourly rate, which I ended up discounting cause its fun as fuck and she is a regular) while she tries not to blow her cover is amazing. Be it to work, around town for her usual chores, or even just watching her at home suddenly slipping to her knees and clutching at her waist as she struggles against an intensely buzzing toy is so very fun

>>6677726
Damn, how did you not get caught? Sounds risky and hot.

And yes, I came super hard as well. I was lucky the conversation wasn't on me at the time because my face must have been a giveaway. Something about doing it in secret makes your loads that much bigger.

>>6677945
I did it in the backseat with a blanket covering me. Didn't help that I had had just spent a week in vacation and didn't masturbate the whole time. This was when I was like 12 or 14 I think

>>6677031
I've been looking for someone in my town to do this with. Or online.

I participated in the fart fetish, being facesat, having my dick farted on, and having an intense buttjob.

>>6677106
...did someone just post their /fit/ diet on accident?

or is eating a lot of protein the most /d/ thing they've ever done

>>6678575
jealous as FUCK. i'm just trying to get my face sat and farted on, is that too much to ask for?

i told a girl i was fucking that i was into farts and the way she decided to indulge me was to fart on me while we were watching a movie on her couch. in the spur of the moment i played it in the wrong direction, teasing her for the smell and how unexpected it was. she got fake offended and we were laughing the whole time but she never brought it up again. she had a great ass too. i would've loved to just bury my face in it and jerk off while she blasted in my face.

i got to pee on her and her to pee on me while we were in the shower though. she wrapped her legs around mine standing up and i saw the embarrassment in her face and felt the warm sensation running down our legs. pretty freaky, mild mannered girl.

>>6669734
Memphis? I know nobody in here is from Memphis.
Cause I am...and everyone knows the internet isnt 'real.'

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Walked around outside at like 2 in the morning dressed like a literal prostitute. Fishnets, denim skirt that covered basically nothing, cakeface makeup, the whole thing. Public humiliation is kinda my thing. (Although I don't think anyone actually saw me)

Fucked a tranny (or, more alternatively, fucked by a tranny).

>>6677071
It can actually lead to severe constipation, if you stop, due to the body getting used to having that aid.

>>6678711
Done that, but a bit earlier (Around 11PM), even got asked about the price

>>6668603
Fucked my kinky menstruating girlfriend in metro (it was late, so there were very few people around). Then I fingered her, she licked my fingers covered in her blood and my cum. Then we kissed.
Had menstruation fetish ever since.

>>6676806
Got my dildoes today and tried it out in the shower. All that happened was I got butthurt, and now I'm butthurt about getting butthurt.

How do I stay patient with a giant cock in my ass? I got horny sucking on it and I liked pressing my bottom against the shower wall trying tofuck myself, but I didn't get any orgasm. Just ticklish and giddy but also site.

What am I doing wrong?

>>6678890
*sore, not site.

Also I realized that I dont masturbate to fucking girls, but really I masturbate over being a girl and getting fucked. Pretty cool epiphany

Hmmm. I've had sex in almost every public bathroom i my small city. I've been passed on (love it) three some with me being suspended, two guys. Fucked myself to the point i fall asleep with my dildo inside. I came on car trips with my family. (Before everyone had cellphones so no porn.) I get my girlfriend to fuck me i the ass. I fucked another guy while he was working. His job dealt with people with mental disorders. The person he was looking after was in the next room.... But I don't consider these deviant acts of sex. Ooo i get collared a lot.

>>6678890
Don't rush it. You're not gonna start having anal orgasms right away. Being sore means you're stretching yourself out. Have you found your prostate yet? Try grinding your dildo against it for some stimulation.

i've had my mistress shit in my mouth, done a lot of mommy/son roleplay, and been fucked by 10+ trannies, and fucked a couple crossdressers, hopiing for more but what can ya do

>>6679105
I don't know. Kinks don't do anything for me now, I'm too washed out. I now just masturbate to romance. It usually takes me about 15 minutes of jerking it to get excited, bit when I just imagine making a girl laugh and holding her, I cum in less than a minute. The loneliness you feel afterwards isn't worth it though.

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>>6679405
Christ, anon. Got me right in the feelings.

For myself, I guess the most alt thing I've done was when I was 10-11yo grill - posing in chatrooms as a 14 or 15 year old and doing ERP. (I had a hell of a libido back then, but I learned pretty fast that while the people in those chatrooms like 'em young, they didn't like 'em as young as I actually was.)

How do I get into enemas, share experiences and tips?

>>6679447
Stick a water bottle in your ass and squeeze it

>>6676617
K.
>parents gone for weekend, decide to do something a little more exciting than fapping at the family computer
>plan ahead, don't eat anything for an entire day so I'm completely empty
>immense need to be filled
>go out in yard wearing nothing but t-shirt
>take hose nozzle and jam it up my ass. already rock hard
>gently squeeze trigger
>a feeling both uncomfortable and pleasant at once
>get used to it
>squeeze trigger a little harder
>HARDER!
>at full blast, can feel myself expanding. Fucking orgasmic
>rip off t-shirt and watch my belly grow, completely naked in backyard
>too much, too fast, have to release a little
>lay on the ground for a bit. decide it's time for a drink
>start drinking at normal speed.
>glug, glug, glug
>get full, get reckless
>jam hose nozzle as far down as I can, full blast again
>water being forced down my throat, feel like a human balloon
>start jacking off
>too much again. throw up a bit
>after a breather, decide to top myself off
>back up the ass, gently at first. I man up and take as much as I can until it hurts too much to go on
>back in the mouth, mind over matter, pull trigger all the way again
>feel like I'm absolutely going to split open, or black out
>decide I want to see myself, so I struggle to my feet, trying not to burst myself, and waddle into the house
>it fucking hurts so good
>no room for water inside to slosh. I'm just a turgid, teenage balloon
>every step a little leaks out, making a mess in the house
>one hand over mouth to fight urge to vomit. other hand on dick. obviously
>get to see admire myself for a little while before I lose control and jump in the bathtub and just start expelling out both ends
>that was fun. Time for round 2
I did this about 3 more times I think. Later, I learned it was better and I could get bigger by using the shower hose, but this had a visceral, reckless feel to it that made it so much hotter. Had a hell of a time cleaning up the trail I left, but most of it was just water.

>>6679447
First one I ever did was in my shower. I just took the shower head off and pressed it up against my ass until I made a tight enough seal that all the water was going inside me. Best to adjust the water pressure low, and the temp to be warm, but not hot.

>>6679506
Awesome story.

>>6676087

Full size hitachi wand. I got rid of the suction cup dildo though. I didn't really feel safe stashing it anywhere and it didn't really do it for me.

You are my hero

No.6672810
You are my hero

How do you tag or reply to other peoples comment?

I'm into diapers and wear them regularly. The most /d/ thing I've done with them is the marshmallow enema.

Freeze 7 marshmallows for about 20 mins.
lube up your anus and stuff them in.
Put diaper on.
Wait 30 mins to 1 hr then it all comes out with no control at all.

Kinda want to do it again now after typing this.

>>6679919
Like this

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>>6679914
>>6679917
>>6679919

I grew tits

>>6679919
Click on the post number in their post, which will automatically place it in the reply box, or just type two close angle brackets before their post number.

Three angle brackets and a board name, like

>>668603

Will let you link to posts on other boards.

>>6677031
>enemas at least daily

That's actually medically bad. Doing enemas too frequently will slowly fuck up your intestinal muscles and lead to serious constipation. Like every muscle, you exercise it or you lose it, and you have to exercise your poop-disposal muscles by letting them dispose of shit.

Also, it can easily screw up your electrolyte balances if you don't use a properly balanced enema fluid. Tapwater or distilled water can easily lead to water intoxication.

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>>6679919

>>6668809
Mmm shit wanks are fun

This is vanilla compared to the other stuff in this thread however a few weeks ago I finally manage to fuck my arse with a dildo.

I hit my prostate pretty good however the feeling was to intense for me.
Couldn't keep my hand off my cock which made me cum the regular way :X

>>6668603
Stuck a pencil in my dickhole

>>6668603
Id like start wearing urethral plugs everyday but Im ashamed of UTIs. I already wear buttplugs with female underwear almost daily

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>>6674008

>>6674660
Image source?

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>>6680087

Fucked my husband in the car in full view of a trucker at a rest station.

I sub for my for my husband who has a rape fetish, and I dom for a friend of mine who likes dressing up like a girl and having his brains fucked out. My sub also loves being teased and was and virgin when I'd got a hold of him.

>>6680093
how old was your sub when you met him if you don't mind me asking? I'm 22 male but planning on transitioning and keeping my weiner so not 100% trans and I'm pretty much 99% sub but I don't know how to go about finding a mistess I'm also a virgin but experiment with bondage and enemas too so I'm sorta experienced I can take over a gallon and I've had 18 inches of a 20 inch dildo in me. I just figured the whole virgin thing would be off puting for a dom.

>>6680215
was meant for
>>6680174

>>6680215
Oh god not at all. Virgins are great. Breaking them in is a fun and sensual experience. He was 25, kissless virgin. I've had a few virgins before but none as innocent as he was. It was the most fun I've had in a while.

>>6680215
Continuing since I was on my phone when I wrote that... I have some stories.

First time meeting my husband
>Initially met online, chatted for 4 years
>decided to meet up irl
>we meet up at a sandwich shop, everything is pretty chill
>head back to his hotel to pick up some of his things for the day
>he says he has to use the bathroom
>"ok"
>I sit on the bed and relax
>he's taking a really fucking long time
>I get up and look out the window
>he comes up behind me completely naked and presses me against the glass
>rubs his dick all over my thighs and ass
>literally rips off my panties and ties my hands with them
>knocks me to the floor and shoves his cock in my mouth
>first time meeting someone off the internet, so im freaking the fuck out
>suck him dry
>fast forward 4 years and we're married
>wot

>>6680233

Earlier this year
>husband is super effeminate and girly looking
>we're the same size
>he wears my clothes and wigs, and I do his makeup
>actually a passable trap, has been hit on by men in public
>get home, commence rape fetish
>absolutely destroys my shirt, rips it right the fuck off
>takes his cock out of his panties
>shibari
>ties me right the fuck up
>fingers and fucks me for a good hour and a half
>pulls out and cums all over my back
>spends another 20 minutes jerking off in his panties while I lick his balls.

>>6680233
true love lol

That's kinda cool though that there are some people who dom and are into virgins.
I'm just really socially... I don't know how to act around people when we go out. I'm also hand holding less and kissless I get told I'm cute a lot I'm kinda slinky and tall clear skin and everything so I think I just suck at expressing myself one on one with someone I'm attracted to, also the whole I'm incredibly kinky and submissive/painslut and want to dress up as a rubber maid (tm) and pretty much just serve them while transitioning to somewhere close to the other sex and hope they would like sexually tormenting me... well I just usually don't go through with eleborating on what I want to do with my life when it comes up.

>>6680238

First time playing with my sub
>Meet up for the first time at a convention
>A couple days go by getting used to each other
>Finally decide to go swimming in the hotel pool
>Things get a bit heated up. I'm teasing him too much.
>Notice he's gotten hard, so I push him under and steal his swim shorts.
>The wall to the pool area is glass, people are walking by and he's super fucking embarrassed.
>I grab his virgin cock and back him into the wall of the pool
>I make him bend over and press his ass against one of the jets on the wall
>He lets out a loud moan and immediately turns bright red and tries to run
>I hold him in place and stroke his cock while we wait for it to die down a bit in the hallway
>Once it gets quiet I lead him over to the stairs and reverse cowgirl with a finger in his ass
>He's crying and moaning and enjoying it overall
>I hop off right as he cums
>Went back to the hotel room and he asked to cuddle with me
>fell asleep with his face between my breasts

Best ever.

>>6680242
You sound exactly like my sub when I met him. I taught him how to socialize a little better, and incorporated that into my teasing. He seems to like it a lot.

He was an absolute mess when I met him, though. I didn't mind a bit. I honestly care more about whether or not you're a nice person than if you're put together and know what you're doing.

He obviously wasn't too comfortable with himself, though. I taught him how to style his hair and picked out a better wardrobe for him. Eventually taught him how to express himself instead of screaming "YOU SMELL NICE" at girls he thought were cute. I wish I was kidding about that part, though.

He's a lot happier lately and I'm getting a passport to go and visit him in a few months so we can play in his new house.

>>6680245
yeah that does sound like me I'm a ok at flirting I guess I'm not bad enough to just scream "YOU SMELL NICE!" though that is pretty funny. I can understand the wardrobe bit though I mean I figure I'll be dressing as a girl in about a year or so but I have no idea about clothes at all unless your talking about rubber and leather right now I think a red t-shirt and blue jeans are the heigheth of fashion. so yeah that lucky bastard. Oh and what kind of convention?

>>6680267
Yeah. Screaming "YOU SMELL NICE" is a bit over the top, but I found it rather charming when he attemped that when he first met me.

As for the wardrobe, you're going to need some help, especially once you've transitioned. Girl clothes are an expensive nightmare. I was born female and half the time I look at stuff and have no idea how I'm supposed to wear it. Is it a shirt? Is it a skirt? Who knows?
Also, sizing is a nightmare. Every brand does their sizing different so you can be a small in one brand and a large in another. Nothing like guy clothes at all.

We went to RTX together. We figured it would be best to meet at a place where we had something else to do in case the relationship didn't work or it was a bit awkward. In the end, the con ended up being the awkward part since we just wound up staying at the hotel and playing together for about 2 days.

>>6680282
Man I wish we were having this conversation at a coffee shop or something.
and I have no idea what RTX is.

>>6680290
Oh, its the Rooster Teeth Convention. Its for that company on youtube that makes RWBY and Red vs Blue, ect. We just picked it because it was something we've both seen on youtube and it was something he wanted to go see.

A fan of face-to-face conversation? Or do you just like public atmosphere when discussing kinky things?
I'm personally up for both. One of the best things is being a cocktease and a dom in public. I did that most recently at a hookah bar. Fun times. I did that with my other sub, though. One of the less innocent ones.

>>6680302
Meh both if I feel comfortable around someone. I actually used to work with a retired pro dom (she was only like 30) and we used to talk a little I think she could see right through me and she hinted a lot that she wanted to play with me and she went as far as out right asking if I was into her but I pussed out and said I liked her but she wasn't my type (DISCLAIMER: I don't have a type beyond personality.) she just broke up with her fiance and she has a kid and I got the feeling she was looking for a romantic relationship (though looking back she may have just wanted to vent by beating me and sticking things up my butt which I'm totally cool with) so I did not think I'd be able to handle it. So yeah textbook example of a socially anxious sorta new flavor transgendered sissy submissive masochistic painslut. How did you meet your sub though like fet life or something? before meeting irl

met my current bf online 4 years ago, this story takes place last year when we first physically met. he wants to date me, I tell him if he wants to he can, just has to come down to see me (~7 hr drive). shows up that weekend:
> rents a motel room for the night
> takes me up after treating me to dinner
> plays videogames for about 15 minutes before we start making out and getting heated
> ive just met this person and now im naked on all fours with his tongue in my ass
> we fuck literally 13 times, all night long.
> chokes me, holds me down as he drips his sweat all over my face
> gets cum all my back and stomach
> begs me to spit down his throat
> fall asleep in messy hotel room bed
> wakes him up for sex at 8am
> 4 more times before we have to check out at 11 am

we're still together, to this day great sexual compatibility

>>6680328
Well I've got a few subs.

The 25 year old virgin I met through Second Life. I was fucking around one day and he tried trolling me. I did it back, and harder, and got a really sexually charged response from him, so a relationship sorta just formed.

Sub #2 I met at an anime convention. He's into being dommed by lolis, and even though I'm an adult, I pass for about 14 which is totally his thing. He likes being financially dommed as well. He gives me his credit cards and just lets it happen so to speak.

Dom #3 I met on an online game back when I was actually 11 or so. Turns out he's into some kinky shit and likes being cucked.

>>6680357

oh, I ment sub #3. I'm juggling talking to a few people so my attention is a bit split.

>>6680344
wow I'd want to be in your position preferably with a girl with some strapons but I'd like to try a guy too I'm only really attracted to alphas who are taller and more musclely than me.

is >>6680348

you? >>6680344

>>6680362
similar situation, but no.

>>6680215
>>6680217
>>6680242
>>6680267
>>6680290
>>6680328
>>6680362
is all me.

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Arrrrrrrg I need to find a bdsm club in upstate ny.

sorry I've been having a conversation without post a pic so my apologies.

I've only ever done solo play but:
4 quart soap suds enema retained with a 5 1/2 inch long 3 inch across (deflated size) inflatable buttplug enema nozzle with two clover clamps on my nips with balls tied and seperated by a heavy duty rubber band and after fucked myself silly with a 12 inch very thick dildo. size is important to me in toys.

Had a /d/ weekend with a girl I met online who was crazy about me. Mostly gentle femdom stuff, belly stuffing (for her), and some role reversal where we swapped clothes and she prettied me up (then beat me up a bit). The craziest we got was a bit of very, very light knifeplay. We were both total clueless amateurs, but it was so much fun.

>>6675471
>>6675474

google how to make xanathan gum lube.
It's literally just mixing a gluten substitute (xanathan gum) (which comes in packets for 50 cents at walmart) with water then let it set for a couple of hours and your done it's basically a food item so it does go bad after a few days if you don't add preservitives and if you're using it for anal ( which I do ) don't add any kind of glycerine! Just mix a few 50 cent packets ( they are in the gluten free section) of xanathan gum with a bowl full of water use a whisk to stir keep adding packets until it's nice and thick there will be unmixed clumps just cover it and leave it for a few hours and they'll dissolve and the whole thing will be a pretty clear looking super thick, super slippery, and edible gel. that costs like a buck for a quart. I'm seriously considering giving myself a real 2 or 3 quart lube enema because of how cheep it is.

>>6680396
oh the stuff does dry like actually cum though stays moist inside of you but it will dry kinda flaky like on you exterior so ass cheeks and penis. It is water soluble though so comes off super easy with soap and warm water. and it's easy to clean off of toys yet again soap and warm water.

Bought panties, wig and makeup, started trapping, went on chaturbate and whore myself out for 10 bucks. IGN 10/10, would whore again. I still do it occasionally.

>>6674878
sounds like heaven but probably smelled like hell

I literally ate a tiny bit of shit

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I've done a lot of dirty things on my own. Shitting into adult diapers, jerking off into girls' panties (I like big girls so they're large ones), even eating my own poop once or twice (doesn't taste too bad, only thing that sucks is the mucus and the guilt). Wore a buttplug in public and slept with it several times.

Also spanked and gagged my ex-girlfriend.

>>6679926
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>>6679957
>>6680426
come on guys, be nice, we were all new once

also, the most /d/ thing I've done is probably pouring my own piss over myself and drinking some of it.

>>6680539
>Wore a buttplug in public and slept with it several times.
enjoy your septic poisoning.

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>>6668604

Would do the same with buttplug and vibrator

>>6680545
Yes, and when I was new I was smart enough to lurk and read the faq and shit before making a fool of myself. At least he didn't post that on /b/ though, it probably would have derailed the entire thread then.

>>6680552

Silicone is perfectly safe and inert. Not caused me any problems.

>>6680557
this isn't /b/ though, we are more civil here.

My ex had a knifeplay fetish so I would let her cuff me to the bed frames while she would suck me off and slit my thighs a tad bit and run the knife up and down my dick.

>>6680566
Which is exactly why I said this fellow was lucky. Now if we could turn this civil discussion back to the hoses in rears and such, that would be marvelous. Good day, sir.

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>>6668603
Tied a girl down and put remote controlled vibrators in her clothes, left them on for a while before comming back and getting her to beg for me to cum inside her. Which I did. She was wearing underwear and cat ears.

It was a fun afternoon

Feeling kinda vanilla by comparison...

Had a girl give me a handjob in the corridor of a random office building once, there were still some late workers who thankfully didn't finish up. Didn't let me finish because I'm sub like that. I've done some other public stuff but usually at night when the stakes are lower.

Also ate out a menstruating vag. Did it out of desperation, but it was damn hot.

>>6676744
Said this in a different thread earlier. I have a similar problem with the courage part, but eventually you just have to just go for it.

Though before I did have the courage, and even now sometimes, I use a cucumber. It's perfect, think about it. They're cheap, disposable, and you have a ton of choices in terms of size/shape.

I'd be mindful of the ends though and I recommend washing it very thoroughly first.

Also, as long as your lube permits, use a condom, that way you don't have to worry as much.

Once, in lieu of access to a butt plug, I took one of those color changing LED night lights and stuck it in my ass.

I didn't go in all the way, obviously, but I stuck it up as far as i could.

>>6680215
I wouldn't transition if I were you. it won't solve any of your problems, it most likely will make them worse.

There are two types of transgenders I know. Big buff guy who thought being a dude bro would solve his insecurities, and it didn't, and an effeminate male. It's better to just be who you are, and role with that. Getting a chance only makes it worse, believe me.

in highschool, I rubbed one out everyday during history class. it was easy. the teacher always had a lecture and a relevant video planned (lights out)... I was a horny highschool girl whose assigned seat was in the very top right corner. it was winter too, so I'd cover my lap and hands with my winter coat. never got caught.

I fingered myself

Smoked a bunch of weed, put my prostate vibe in, then put on two pull-ups with booster pads. Pissed til they felt nice and tight then handcuffed myself to my bed and layed there til I could wiggle the vibe into the right place to make me start cumming. I came like four times, then uncuffed myself, got my wand, and put it on the front of my diaper so that I'd cum with my cock (which was stuck pointing down against the tight diapers so I couldn't get a full erection).

>all these anal orgasms
>still can't get my own

what's the magic secret?

>>6677132
This sounds strangely like someone I know, even the sex parts from what I can infer about them.

Have a sexually extremely dominant girlfriend, who keeps me in chastity and absolutely loves pegging me, even cums from it. Also she often ties me up and other things more.
Strangely, outside the sexual stuff she is rather meek and cute, you wouldn't guess her dominant side at all.

>>6682542
there are few more to be honest. I personally think that only the ones who knew something was wrong since like 16 have good chances of success. But i am offtopic.

Most fucked up thing i've done. When i was young I accidentally cut a bit of my finger off and it was bleeding, badly. I got really hard, so I started pouring that blood onto my dick and masturbating furiously.

>>6682809
It's all about your mind set. You gotta set yourself up to think that you can cum from not just your dick but from your ass as well. I have hear you can make yourself see your ass as a pseudo - pussy and cum like that.

Now, back on topic, I can't set down what was my most alternative thing, so I'll list what I've done:
>put the hose in my ass to try an enema
>put small rocks in there to try to get off
They were small rounded rocks I got outside
>strip nude and use hospital jelly to finger my ass in the restroom
>jack off while sniffing dirty panties of a friend's sister
>crossdressed and fucked myself with a dildo

I get pregnant and get an abortion for fun.

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>>6683129
and now that tops everything i consider interesting in this thread

>>6683143
>using the default 4chan theme

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>>6683212
>not being adjusted to yotsuba

I came on my cat's face once. I was fapping and that sneaky fucker sat on my belly, I was too lazy to shoo him away

>>6683212
>not using the default 4chan theme

What the fuck are you, not lazy?

>>6683289
I'm very lazy, it's just that the default theme is ugly as fuck

>>6683327
Yotsuba is pretty good desu senpai. Every single alternative out there is shit and I'm too lazy to make my own.

>>6683364
>too lazy to make my own.
It's easy as fuck and the time it takes is definetely worth it
The default theme is fucking disgusting

>>6683327
>not using photon
really it's a matter of opinion

>>6683364
>>6683370
>opinions

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>>6683397
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>>6683212
>not using the sleek black and white clover theme

>>6668603
I put a toothbrush up ma butt

Currently pumping my balls for the first time. Saw the balls thread and decided to try it.
If this is weirder than pegging, then it's the weirdest thing I've done.

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>>6683407
>not using a dark theme

After reading through this thread a few days ago, I've tried belly inflation in the shower a few times on two separate occasions. Both times I cramped up and had to let it out before I could get much in, but the second time I fapped with the water spraying right on my prostate, and came buckets. I've also done some bondage stuff. One of my favorite /d/eviant experiences though, was when a group of female friends "forced" (I never let them know I actually wanted to do it) me to wear a maid dress and collar.

My ex-girlfriend used to be super subby, I constantly made her give me rim jobs, pissed on her, throatfuckings, all the good shit. We broke up and she still wanted my dick for a bit afterwards so I got really mean and kept making her do more and more degenerate stuff. The last day we fucked I made her spread shit on her body while ass fucking her.

Funny thing is, it wasn't the shit that made her stop talking to me, she loved it.

Dunno how /d/ related scat is, but I know piss threads make it in, and bdsm is a thread from time to time. If you want more /d/ related, I once fucked a girl who wanted to be a cowgirl. It wasn't as hot as I was hoping since she was really quiet and shy during sex, but I didn't care to much since I could do just about anything I wanted to her.

Most hard thing I did was holding a girl hand and have her head on my shoulder. What is wrong with you?

Licked my tampon.

>>6683534
Scat isn't popular here, sharing a story at gurochan would be better.

atuffed dozen boiled eggs up my butt. I gotta say oviposition feels nice, especially when you eject the egss like you ass was on full-auto

>>6683534
When you say "wanted to be a cowgirl", was this a fantasy or did you do hucow-related things to her?

I slept with a pregnant girl once and then went on to have a ffm threesome the next day.

I've found that crochet hooks are great fror playing with my urethra (I've had some amazing orgasms this way), but I've also found that UTIs suck and sterilizing things when you're horny isn't ideal so I don't do that very often.

I have a home-made clit pump. (Oh yeah, I'm female btw)

I tried the whole diaper thing once or twice, but not really my thing.

>>6683069
>When i was young I accidentally cut a bit of my finger off and it was bleeding, badly. I got really hard, so I started pouring that blood onto my dick and masturbating furiously


Hey man, everyone has their own fucked up fetish, but don't hold on to anything that could hurt you medically. Even enemas are relatively safe if you're not dumb, get therapy. Getting off to your finger being sliced is...disturbing

>>6676039

I'm probably too late, but put a condom on that jelly dong if you don't want BPA to leach into you.

When I was 15 I put a small shampoo bottle up my ass and slept overnight with it in. Had some wonderful dreams, but woke up every 2-3 hours due to discomfort

>>6677377
Why does anyone ever use a safe word other than "safe word"? It's impossible to forget.

>>6683629

both, no dress up but I did call her names and sorta indulge the whole being an animal part. She was super fucking shy during sex though, and even with constant prodding and demanding she still never spoke, couldn't even get her to moo.

>>6683119
Well, I can usually get that fluttering feeling that you get precum, where the start of the orgasm flutters inside you. I felt that deep in my crotch, but I can never carry it out.

This is from this weekend actually. I'm in the process of moving into my coworker's apartment so it's be easier to set up our business together. He and I used to date a while back and turns out we still have feelings for eachother. Anyways, ff to last night:

>Recording session, get super drunk
>For some reason get super drunk horny
>Pause everything and I start sucking his dick
>Never felt so good to suck dick, totally into it
>After a while he goes to the bedroom and I follow
>I pull out my dildos, put two in my pussy and ass and tape them in
>Suck his dick for 4 hours straight, the whole time he's saying how disgusting I looked, asking me if I loved his dick, etc
>I know I was a mess, eyeliner and mascara running, snot coming down my nose, etc
>Finally he pulls the one out of my pussy and puts it in my mouth, fucking me from behind
>Never came so god damned hard in my life

I wish we had taken photos, we're probably gonna do it again soon.

>>6683914

I miss shit like that from my ex. My current gf is nowhere near as degenerate...buuuut she puts things in my butt and I do enjoy that too.

>>6683937
Honestly I'm not very sexual, maybe even a bit prudish when it comes to giving out, but my god I haven't enjoyed sex like that since my first time. Honestly it was the best thing I could have experienced.

>>6683946
sounds like you just enjoy being dominated then. It's common. Also, I tend to find "asexual people" really just haven't had good sex before or never had sex with someone they clicked with.

>>6683969
I'm not asexual by all means. I love sex, but because of my past it's hard to truly trust who I'm sleeping with. Most guys I end up having sex with are so boring. Luckily I can't get pregnant anymore, so that usually staves off my kinks or I get dominant.

Been sniffing and swallowing my wife's farts for yeaaaaaaaaars.

>>6683972
most girls I've had sex with were boring....the dead fish stereotype is real. Good that you found someone who presses your buttons though, thats always better.

Not sure how not getting pregnant staves off your kinks...unless your into preggo stuff i guess. From a guys perspective, not getting pregnant is amazing, I'm always really happy when the gf gets her period each month.

>>6669384
ya know, getting drunk enough, at a con, where no one will ever know. I would let a dude suck my dick.

>>6683975
Like even he used to be pretty boring, but for some reason we reconnected on a sexual level. I have a huge kink for someone to cum inside me, it's another favorite of mine.

>>6683980
Some people are late bloomers...hell I didnt know I was into anything hardcore BDSM wise till nearly 25. Even after that i was still vanilla till a few years ago. Now? I could never go back, it's a need.

and nah, cum goes on the body, not in.

>>6674544
depends on how many times you use it. If you use it once a year, yeah it's expensive. If you use it once a week, 52/40, it's pretty cheap.

If you're doing it 3-5x weekly or everyday. You beat the system.

y'all niggas need jesus

>>6673492
will fuck your wife for you.

I'm too nervous to let anyone know I'm gay and crossdress, in case it spreads.
So I've taken to crossdressing and letting my dog fuck me.
Degeneracy never felt so good.

followed a /d/ thread and grew breasts then induced lactation and became hucow. the milk only lasted a few months but i still dress as an ushi from time to time. I just wish my breasts would've grown bigger. alas genetics. what can we do.

>>6684041

I want to live in a world where its possible to swap genders for short term stuff. I would love to be a girl for a day or two and just become a total trashy slut, but I have no desire to permanently lose my penis....fucking love my penis.

>>6684285
Pretty much all of this.

>>6684373
right?

I've been in enough threads on /d/ to know that any such service would be extremely profitable

>>6683650
It wasn't like whole finger, just a bit of the tip got off. Also it was when I was teenager and I was pretty fucked up at that time, like suicidal kind of fucked up.

>>6679506
respect
would've been hotter if you were female, though tbqh

>>6680215 here

>>6682542
lol thanks for the advice
but I'm not transitioning to solve my intimacy issues nor to solve any "problems" beyond I wanna be cute and have bewbs.