/yg/ - Yandere General

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rest now, /yg/. rest forever here in our hearts.

>>6624917 And it turns out she's not pregnant

>>6643426
Who? What? Where? What's happening?

>>6642917
Enjoy that ban.

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>>6643449
You're mean.

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>>6643457
>i dont like the rules
>that means the person who quotes them is mean

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>>6643467
How is OP breaking the rules?

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>>6643473
Maybe you should read them.

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>>6643582
So is shotacon friend-o.

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>>6643585
Then why are you posting shotacon, friendo?

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>>6643594
I'm not? That image is obviously two of-age persons. Also are you planning to post any Yandere or just gonna keep posting unrelated porn?

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Here's a few tips if you guys are planning on staying on /d/.
1. Read the rules.
2. Femdom =/= Yandere.
3. Guro =/= Yandere.
4. If you're not sure if something counts as Yandere, then don't post it.

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>>6643600
It depends, are you gonna keep posting unrelated porn? None of what you posted is yandere.

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>>6643612
Okay, juvenility aside, if you seriously don't know the difference, go look up the tag online and compare some porn.

And if you're just buttmad because you're being corrected, well, nothing on /d/'s going to help you there.

That image literally just says "femdom" in the filename. This isn't a femdom thread. Are you even trying?

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>>6643616
Look at what you posted. The last one is the only one that might qualify, and that's because the guy is chained up.

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>>6643620
Every one of those images comes from a Yandere porn tag. You're arguing with the world, not me. You were wrong, be a man and move on. Post some relevant porn.

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>>6643620
Also, they don't have to be in bondage for it to be Yandere. Not sure if that's what you're implying here but you know, being this upset because someone called you out is a bit sad dude...

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This is why the mods shouldn't move communities...

>>6643620
>>6643612
>>6643594
>all this damage control
Will /yg/ become the new /bdsmg/? Find out next time on AUTISM BALL Z.

>>6643625
The tag you found your images from is irrelevant. The images have nothing yandere about them. >>6643623 >>6643625
and >>6643616 have the eyes, but >>6643607
this is just a kiss, >>6643600 is just rape, >>6643585 is just a blindfolded guy getting jerked off, >>6643580 is just a girl playing with a guy's dick and >>6643467 seems to be a medical thing. Nothing yandere there.

>>6643636
I dont even know how you engage with this kind of logic... oh wait you dont. :^)

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>>6643636
>being this autistic
oh fuck me my sides are on fire

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>>6643641
>>6643639
Somefam mad? ;)

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>>6643636
>>6643636
Okay, let's deconstruct this one part at a time.

>The tag you found your images from is irrelevant.
What thousands of other people think is irrelevant, I personally am the residing authority on what is Yandere and what is not, despite having already proven I am anything but.

>The images have nothing yandere about them.
These images are not Yandere. Now I will proceed to tell you exactly why every one of them is a Yandere image, and if you follow my logic, why pretty much all of my images were not.

>have the eyes
they also have forceful assertiveness, a physical position of dominance, and/or a suggestion of or example of powerplay, but go on.

>is just rape
buzzword aside, it also has "the eyes" you referred to previously, as well as toeing the line between "delicate/caring" and "forceful"

>is just a blindfolded guy getting jerked off
along with you know, colouration and tone, but hell when have they ever mattered in "art", also the bondage you suggested earlier being a part of yandere for some reason, plus the nursing/breastfeeding suggesting a motherly overtone which again adds to the cross between caring and threatening given the situation

>is just a girl playing with a guys dick
eyes, bondage, position, body language, facial expression

>seems to be a medical thing
the medical profession comes with a duty of care which is often played on for yandere smut, similarly to that of a mother figure, being in a position of vulnerability with someone with the eyes, body language, position as described previously.

Any more autistic babble I can shoot down or are you ready to admit you're wrong, and go back to posting porn relevant to the thread?

>>6643636
>>6643667
DESTROYE
D

>>6643636
Im sure ill stop laughing at you some day. Not today though. HAHAHAHAHAH

>>6643667
>>6643672
>>6643683
Nice samefagging, do you really need so much validation that you have to be your own cheerleader?

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>>6643689
try again

>>6643689
Someone doesnt understand samefagging. Kek. This just gets better and better.

>>6643695
Don't post that man, he'll claim it's photoshopped next.

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>>6643695
>>6643713
I CAN TELL FROM THE PIXELS.png

>>6643636 this is the saddest shit ive seen in some time. What a little bitch...

>>6643667

>buzzword aside, it also has "the eyes" you referred to previously, as well as toeing the line between "delicate/caring" and "forceful"

The eyes look angry, not passionate. The picture doesn't look delicate or caring in the least.

>along with you know, colouration and tone, but hell when have they ever mattered in "art", also the bondage you suggested earlier being a part of yandere for some reason, plus the nursing/breastfeeding suggesting a motherly overtone which again adds to the cross between caring and threatening given the situation

What does the coloration have to do with anything? Can colors be yandere now? It's just a guy who's into blindfolding getting jerked off by a lactating woman.

>eyes, bondage, position, body language, facial expression

It doesn't look loving to me, it looks like she's a dom teasing him because he has a tiny dick.

>the medical profession comes with a duty of care which is often played on for yandere smut, similarly to that of a mother figure, being in a position of vulnerability with someone with the eyes, body language, position as described previously.

There are two women in that picture. Two. The yandere would have killed the other one. She doesn't even seem jealous. She's letting that slut ogle her man's cock like it's no big deal.

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>>6643720

Give up, dude, you're just making an ass of yourself and the thread. But of course, you've shown you only care about yourself... very sad.

>>6643720
I wasnt sure if you were serious til now. Holy shit. You are retarded.

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>>6643720
You're not even posting porn anymore.

Also, you do understand the concept of object permanence and the passage of time right? I know infants between 0-2 have that problem. Just because she hasn't killed the other one yet, doesn't mean she won't do it later. Also, Yandere's don't always kill people, sometimes it's enough for her to just feel like she's the one "in charge". Also, it's entirely possible to have two Yanderes work together. Also, it's entirely possible she's just not that fucking crazy. Your own mary sue "muh special fetish" definition of Yandere is not the world definition of Yandere.
>>>/deviantart/
>>>/tumblr/

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>>6643725
Come on, explain why I'm wrong.

>>6643747
She doesn't even look angry, idiot. That's like posting a picture of group sex and saying "yeah it's yandere because maybe one of the participants will kill all the others". Why would a yandere work with another yandere who would ogle her man's cock? That's too risky. You make no sense. I don't care how sane she is, if she's willing to let another girl look at her hubby in his underwear she's not a yandere.

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>>6643747
What's your definition of yandere, Einstein?

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>>6643763
You're explaining it for us. Why would we want to stop you when you're doing our job for us?

>>6643767
>missing the point

Well at least I managed to trick you into posting relevant porn for a while. Why don't you explain why those Goblin images are Yandere, and I'll go make some food and then ignore this thread until it dies? Sounds good. Okay team lets go one two three HUP!

>>6643776
Goblins are yandere by nature. How can you call yourself a yandere and not know that? Get out of our general.

>>6643792
>call yourself a yandere
>everyone here must be a yandere
>goblins are yandere by nature
>every single goblin ever counts as a yandere

I swear if this is being made up, you should write for someone, this shit is gold.

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This picture is yandere because the girl with blue hair looks mildly peeved and might decide to kill all her orgy partners.

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>>6643798
But all goblins ARE yandere. Have you never read fantasy novels or played WoW? Fuck. Go read a book, you muggle.

I'm from /tg/. It's common knowledge that all goblins are yandere, all elves are naturally tsundere and all wizards have scat fetishes.

>m-muh special in jokes from another board say it's okay to post this totally not yandere porn here

this guy is kidding right

>>6643848
Umm, it's no in joke?

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Well I came back here after a month or so.
Glad to see I didn't miss anything.

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>>6643809
>>6643799
>>6643767
>>6643763
>>6643662
>>6643457
>>6643467
>>6643158

You people are shitposting with non-Yandere images on this thread which is going to get it deleted and banned from this channel, which means it either goes back to /r9k/ and to the pit of hell, or it goes to another board which causes far more problems.

Fuck all of you. You're why aliens haven't contacted us yet, realizing what retards we all are.

>>6643993
Leave the aliens out of this.

Are there any tamed and Defanged yandere?

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Looks like we got pruned again.

>>6644406
Of course.

>>6643820
Ok, but what are trolls into?

>>6644554
Scat, that's why they always shitpost.

>>6644577
No anon-kun, that's wizards. You've got it all wrong.
>>6644554
They fart on each other's privates and giggle about it.

>>6644583
>>6644577
>>6644554
You like movies, anon? it's Sundance.

>>6644474
I really wish mods would just make a posts right before deleting it saying why.

>>6644590
I'm not a big fan of dancing, much less the sun.

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>>6644590
That's a film festival, right? I know jack shit about it.

>>6644601
i don't think normal people have 6 kidneys showing like that

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>>6644590
I highly recommend watching. pom poko because it's about tanukis with huge dangling balls. It gives you a perfect excuse to fondle your man's junk during the movie and you can say stuff like "wowza bowza, your balls are sooo much nicer than a raccoon's"

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>>6644605
That's normal. How many kidneys do you have???

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>>6644612
Doesn't sound fun.

>>6644619
What? Why? Don't you like balls?

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>>6644623
It's not my thing.

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>>6644625
What are you into? I love a nice hairy ballsack in my hands.

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soft ballsack, warm ballsack, little ball of fur
happy ballsack, sleepy ballsack, purr purr purr

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>>6644629
I'd rather my hands be on a nice girl's chest.

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>>6644640
Pom poko would sitll be worth watching, then. Just tell your baby gurl about how her chest is much nicer than a raccoon's balls. Do you have any recommendations?

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>>6644644
Watch a basketball game and tell him how much you want to dribble his balls on ground. He'll get off and never come back to you.

>>6644650
Why would I encourage him to cheat on me with the ground??? Those balls should be dribbled on my face.

Tfw no stalker girl who rapes me in my sleep

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>>6644658
Why would you -want- to be raped?

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>>6644654
He might want to wear testicle condoms, who knows where your filthy face has been, I'd trust the floor more.

>>6644658
That's frightening.

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>>6644671
Are you implying I might have rubbed my face on disgusting garbage at some point?

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>>6644658
You're not serious, right? Careful what you wish for.

>>6644681
Ye.

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Does anyone know what character this is? I don't recognize her.

>>6644701
A slut who holds her arms like a weirdo.

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>>6644671
Where do I buy testicle condoms??

>>6644701
Miyako ookura apparently.

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>>6644640
What's so great about flat chests?

>>6644718
Walmart, ask the waiter for the premium condom package.

>>6644728
Everything.

Why are some TOR nodes blocked on yandere.org?

>>6645045
Cloudflare doesn't like tor. Makes you capcha every 5 minutes. a SHIT

>>6645092
It's not crashing that's the problem, it's that there's a blocklist now. Are we not allowed to use TOR for privacy? I don't feel safe browsing the site without it.

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>>6645109
Fuck. It worked yesterday

>>6645150

Yeah I'm having all sorts of weird problems too. I don't know what the admin enabled but he fucked something up.

>>>/soc/23183185

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>>6645252
>>6645109
>>6645150
>>6645092
It's working fine for me, folks.

>>6644684
>Careful what you wish for... you may get it.

If only...

>a thread mentions yandere
>pruned seconds later
Is the r9k plan meant to be sexually frustrated idiots who babble about stupid things so other people can gawk at what a mess they are?

Why is the r9k thread full of muscle girls?

>>6645937
Love is strong.

>>6645937
Someone shitposting for whatever reason, and frankly there's no need to figure out why.

>>6645720
I don't get it. If the r9k plan was to create content worth gawking at, why would the yandere threads get pruned?

>>6645963
maybe one day we will understand

What are you fellows up to? I'm reading about internet drama.

http://www.theguardian.com/science/2016/jan/20/flat-earth-believers-youtube-videos-conspiracy-theorists

>>6646018
looking at some card game stuff. Mostly just hanging out.

>>6646018
I'm being charged up with panic.
I keep thinking if I hug her then things will be okay but it won't happen and things won't get better because of a hug. I just don't like this lonely feeling when I'm not actually alone.

Anyone got any audio recs?

If anyone has yandere scripts, I wouldn't mind making audio recordings.

>>6643636
damn dude this is pretty pathetic

>>6643993
lol b8

>>6643843
Is Miia a Yandere? I haven't watched the whole series so I don't know, but I didn't think she was a Yandere.

>>6646444
Not really.

>>6646444
She's kind of yandere-lite.

>>6646451
She just gets jealous, which is pretty normal, and is a stupid snek.

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>>6646458
Miia best waifu.

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>>6646458
Sneks aren't stupid. She could lay delicious snake eggs that you could eat for breakfast. Did you think about that?

I have to wank

>>6646634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7-oKI7X1RQ

Go ahead

Welp. This thread sucks now. Adding it to the list.

Is anyone else having problems with the forums on the site?

>>6646765
Yeah. The problem is they're full of autists.

>>6646826
So why do you go there?

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Yandere.org Drama Update:

Spooks got cucked again. One of his girlfriend Cindy Nguyen's Facebook friends has revealed to us that she hooked up with another girl in December after a wedding while she was nevertheless "dating" Spooks. The score on the Spooks cuck scoreboard is now 2 - 0 in favor of the whores. What a beta! So much for for scared being a yandere and not another slut... and if she cheated once... I guess we'll save that for another time though...

Did you guys think I was gone? I was just in hibernation. I've gathered a lot more info to drop. Just you wait.

Why do you keep finding yourself in these situations Spooks... or should I say Ken? (You didn't think I could find you? I've got your last name too. You think you're some mysterious internet-savvy manipulator, but you're in over your head.) Is it because you're not man enough to attract any girls other than cheap, easy, mentally ill fuckholes? Some call you a Chad, but it seems like you're nothing more than a fad for your "girlfriends"...

We will keep you updated on this story as it develops.

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Surprised I didn't see this chick

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>>6647049

>>6646897
So you're calling yourself a mentally ill fuckhole too.
Fits the bill.

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>>6647060

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>>6647071

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>>6647071

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>>6647104

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>>6647106
Not yandere but pretty close

>>6642917
>IRC: #yangen on Rizon
>channel made by rejects from #yg who were butthurt or got btfo

#yg is already bad, why posting something worse full of shit and spergs

>>6647106
Show?

>>6647107
What character is that?

>>>/soc/23202711

So look, what's the skype group?

If Monster Hunter was a human being, I would be yandere for her.

>>6648009
>>6648337

Shimoneta to Iu Gainen ga Sonzai Shinai Taikutsu na Sekai

>>6648510
Mail your skype name to [email protected], I'll add you if you want to join.

>>6649282
Uh, fuck. I meant [email protected].

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>worried for no reason
>excited
>sad, crying
>happy, at peace
>all this within the span of an hour

mood swing, man

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Robots should go back to /r9k/.

>>6651130
>>>/r9k/26004187

Let's see if this one gets pruned

Aaaand pruned. topkek

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>>6650996
I know this feel too well.

>>6651264
It's pretty whack, isn't it? Do you ever cry for no reason or feel jealous when you shouldn't? This is like a rollercoaster.

>>6651288
Ye.

>This is like a rollercoaster
ye

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/yg/, would you bang dracula-la-la?
https://youtu.be/Y5wLEvFDOrs

>>6651301
I'm guessing you mean in homo way?
No, there is no boy love for dracula.

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>>6651346
How about now? You could nickname her Lala, short for Dracula-la-la.

>>6651360
There is already a Lala.

There is no girl love for exposed vagina breasts.

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>>6651373
Who is Lala? Would a clothed vampire loli be preferable?

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>>6651397
This thing is lala, a dullahan.

Not a fan of loli with mountain tits.

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>>6651449
How about a flat chested fully clothed draculoli?

>>6643720
>There are two women in that picture. Two. The yandere would have killed the other one. She doesn't even seem jealous. She's letting that slut ogle her man's cock like it's no big deal.

Now I want to see some polyamorous yanderes with a harem she keeps captive against their will. And maybe a couple people in the harem that are fucking crazy themselves.

>>6652651
I want to see an anime where a non yandere boy keeps a harem of yanderes and they kill each other in hopes of becoming senpai's one and only.

How would a polyamorous yandere work, anyways? It's not possible to obsess over everyone equally, so she would always be more yandere over one person than the others..

>>6652713
>How would a polyamorous yandere work
It doesn't. Maybe it could work for a while, but jealously would set in fast.

>>6652651
That would be a very interesting anime to watch, actually. Particularly if a few guys in the harem were also nuts. The social politics in the harem would be completely insane. I like your mind.

I want to see a story about a hardcore christian who's yandere for Jesus and gets insanely jealous at the thought that he is humanity's savior, not just hers.

>>6652740
Well, I guess it depends on your definition of yandere. It would technically be possible for someone to obsess over multiple people, or over a dog, or over a chair.

>>6652755
I guess that's true, but still in a real world situation I doubt that anyone could successfully maintain a poly relationship without one person who falls into the yandere personality type not getting jealous in a real life scenario.

>>6652762
Oh, yeah. In a real life situation it would be hell, unless the two other people in the relationship were psychiatrists. It would only work well in fiction, imo.

>>6652768
That's what I was referring to.

>>6652762
In a harem scenario where only the harem owner is yandere, it could work. The owner would just need to make sure the harem members wouldn't bang or fall in love with each other or anyone else.

>>6652762
Aren't there a few people on the site who are poly or in open relationships?

>>6652782
Don't know, I don't go on the site.

>>6652774
Possibly, but I'd find it hard to believe that the "owner" would pick all of them.

>>6648009
Currently on Hulu Title: Shimoneta A Boring World Where the Concept of Dirty Jokes Doesn't Exist

>>6652833
From the thumbnail I thought she was eating a subway

>>6653106
Same but I kept thinking that after I opened the image. I thought it was a subway hybrid dick.

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>>6653122
five dolla

five dolla foot loooooong

>>6649297
Done

>>6652180
Pig disgusting.

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Hey, was the Rocky Horror Picture Show ever big outside of America?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3m3Cewrpp8 [Embed]

>>6653122
>>6653106
I think it kind of looks like butter.

Is everyone doing alright?

>>6656060
>Doing alright
>ever

Yeah, let me know when women stop being lying, manipulative, sneaky little shits who only give a shit about themselves. Then maybe I'll be doing alright.

>>6656060
Meh

>>6656111
>He thinks this is a lie.

I've been in the dating game for over 10 years and women are basically the same through and through. The girls always say "There are other girls who are better than me! There are so much nicer girls!" It's all a lie, don't buy into that shit.

Heed my warnings, and information or viciously shitpost. I don't care, but don't come crying here when your life turns to shit because women did what they are famous for bud.

>>6656060
Still waiting to be added to the skype group

>>6656140
No no. He doesn't think you're lying. He thinks you are an asshole that projects your stupid fedora-y shit onto the people around you, particularly women.

>>6656181
Hmm, date multiple women, through out my experience of 8+ women, they all exhibit the same traits among all of them, which end up being liars, assholes, and manipulative cunts who will take any idiot who wants to win her love and just use them for a while.

Nah, I guess it's just a projection where it happens 8 times in a row right? White knights need to smarten the fuck up to what women are, these aren't memes, they do this shit. Stop eating out of the palms of the girls who say "I'm not like other girls." In reality they are, and they are lying to you. Just like when they all say "I know so many other girls who would love to have a boyfriend like you! I just don't deserve someone as nice as you!" But when you proceed to ask them about who these girls are, you will never get a reply outside of "Other girls I've met! I don't know them anon gosh!"

They lie bro, get used to it. They like to jerk people around because they got all the power and all the choice, this isn't some fedora-teir shit this is real life.

>>6647568
Because OP is one or/and the other.

>>6656193
Holy shit you are making me cringe so fucking hard

>>6656087
What happened, man? Has a woman hurt you recently?

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>>6656527

>>6656193

Maybe you're just a piece of shit?

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>>6656742
>Waaaah, someone insulted my gender! They must be a piece of shit!

>>6656742
Roasties go home.

>>6656742
He just sounds unlucky to me. There are a lot of shitty people out there. His situation is by no means unique.

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http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-35431086

>>6656784
I'm not clicking that shit.

>>6656837
A muslim got caught with guns in Paris Disneyland.

>>6656846
Just as planned!

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>>6656854
Apparently a bunch of them also shat in a pool in germany and one immigrant jerked off in a jaccuzi.

>yandere
>equivalent to femdom

I fucking hate this idiotic association.

Protag needs to grow some balls and get his fucking crazy bitch in line.

>>6647106
>>6647107

In the later novel volumes, Anna actually does go full, semi-serious yandere.

>>6656909
To be fair, a lot of guys who are into psycho bitches want to be dominated. Chaining up someone so they can't escape/ raping them at knifepoint/ managing every aspect of their lives to make sure they don't talk to other women are pretty dominant things to do.

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>>6656909
Who's protag?

>>6656922

The protagonist.

I'm sick of hetare losers, give me a protag who doesn't react like a fucking bitch when his yandere comes calling.

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>>6656945
It depends what type of yandere he has, If she's psychotic and violent and he's he doesn't know how to defend himself it's normal to be scared.

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I wanna talk about random stuff.

How come Nirvana wasn't popular in the early 2000's but now it's hip again? They didn't change. Our current version of grunge is different from 90's grunge, but the band itself is the same. Trends are weird, man. They come and go. In 100 years hip teens will think we were huge faggots probably. Mozart was a cutie. Who is your favorite historical figure?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6P0SitRwy8

>>6656988

Duh. So give me a protagonist that can handle it. Hell, give me a protagonist who goes yandere back on the bitch.

>>6657015
I might try writing a story like that sometimes. Yanderes do add some spice to stories.

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>>6657015
So, what's your favorite type of yandere?

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>>6657048

>>6656997
what? who likes nirvana? i listen to alot of music and im the only one who likes them in my experience

on a global level its probaly because spotify/pandora are more popular and people share more music on facebook

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>>6657062
I assumed teens these days listened to a lot of Nirvana since I've seen their logo around on shirts. But maybe it's just a fashion thing. Or maybe I'm just not up to date with what's cool.

>>6657053
Is Sabrina from pokemon yandere? Which of the girls you listed is your fav, anon?

H-How did we end up here in /d/?

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>>6657086
/r9k/ decided we couldn't stay. We also have /soc/ threads sometimes, although they don't seem very successful.

>>6657086
Yam what are you doing in /d/?

>>6657053
>albedo
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SHIT WAIFu

>>6657089
cool I've seen those too I used to chill in /soc/ with the shut ins before I discovered /r9k/
sad tho I really enjoyed r9k's company they dude bros. to the max

>>6657091

some one linked to a /yg/ in r9k or /soc/ once thought I'd check it out

sol what's up ?

anyone else here we know ?

hope yall are doing well!

>>6657107

ack my trip fell off while I was posting in /a/

just so yall know I'm not some random creeper trying to get you into my conversation/van

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>>6657107
There's cooking anon and there's spooks. No other tripfags that I know of. It's nice to have you here, Yams.

>>6657110
Why do you hate albedo?

>>6657125
Her only reason for liking Momon is that he programmed her that way. She doesn't have any good reason to admire him.

>>6657133
She probably thought of good reasons after being programmed to like him so I'm not sure that's all there is to it.

>>6657135
Because of the way she was made, she would feel the same way even if he was Adolf Hitler. Who he is has nothing to do with what she likes about him.

>>6657118
Thank ya thank ya
good to be here

whats ca doing these days and you should get a trip so I can look for you in the search thingy
/d/ has images...

that one can not just Unsee..

>>6657125

I don't know who that is so I can assure you I most certainly do not hate them

but tell me

TELL ME
about the one they call "albedo"

>>6657140
I fail to see the line that separates her truly liking him and her being forced to like him. Even with Adolf Hitler it would be the same. As I've said, she could have very well found good reasons to admire him if she was programmed that way.

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>>6657077
>Is Sabrina from pokemon yandere?

Naw, I just fap to her a lot.

Hex Maniacs in Gen 6 and Kagari/Courtney from the recent Gen 3 remakes are the closest things Pokemon has to yandere thus far.

>Which of the girls you listed is your fav, anon?

The center one, Kurame, of course. She's the best character on there.

In terms of appearance, it's really up in the air, but I'm sure you can see a pattern among many of those characters.

Momon could be a nose picking islamic terrorist and she would probably still beg to lick his stinky toes!! She would beg to lick his stinky toes, anon!

S T
T O
I E
N S
K
Y

>>6657143
Albedo is a girl who was an npc that came to life. The main character wrote "in love with (main character)" in her personality thing beforehand and she became yandere towards him because of whatever the person who wrote her put in there. It's unknown whether she can stop being in love with him or if she can come to love him regardless of the fact that she was programmed to do so.

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>>6657093
>>6657133
>>6657135
>>6657140
>>6657148

It comes down to the fact that Albedo has more development and explanation in the novels.

Momon changing that one line threw Albedo's entire protocol into chaos. How badly he fucked up is of mounting significance as the story continues, something the anime could not explore. As an example, Albedo can contemplate certain ideas, such as killing Supreme Beings, that the other Guardians would find unthinkable.

>>6657153
>>6657157
You can be in love with someone and not like who they are!

>>6657170
That's wonderful. In the anime, she seemed to be mostly fap fodder. It's nice that she's more than that in the manga.

>>6657181
Not in the manga, anon. They meant in the novels.

>>6657179
How can you love someone but not like them?

>>6657089
>/r9k/ decided we couldn't say.

No one on /r9k/ said that, you listened to one annyoing tripfag who bitched every thread saying "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MUH /R9K/" and then came here.

>>6657162
are you sure because google is telling me its something about light and the energy it emits on impact ?

>>6657186
Well, the r9k threads kept getting pruned by mods. Every single time someone tries to make a yg thread there is gets pruned.

>>>/r9k/26094130

Let's see how long this one lasts.

>>6657184
Something like a twisted love?

I think the love will still affect someones opinions, but I can see someone being annoyed at the person they love and maybe even want to kill them because they are so disgusting.

>>6657206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wagn8Wrmzuc

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>>6657223
wHY ARE YOU Sent me this?

>>6657190
It doesn't get pruned, it just 404s because it is dead and the board is more active than it used to be, so it 404's with little to no activity.

>>6657223
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuJDhFRDx9M

take this, loser

>>6657231
Yes, they get pruned. Believe me, they get pruned. If the thread hasn't gotten pruned yet it's because a mod hasn't seen it yet. They keep pruning them.

>>6657235
I don't know what that song has to do with anything, but it's catchy as heck.

take this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdY9uO5uCcU

>>6657248
i think you're gonnan like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoZEtBQJN4c

>>6657231
They do die but sometimes they get pruned by mods as well just so you know.

silly question :

are there any yandere asmr videos?


and if not how can we make this profitable?

>>6657281
bah nvm I should have googled first

please ignore me

oh snap and I gotta go make dinner now

haven't even defrosted my stuff and junk yet

can you eat chicken like a steak ?

thanks for the conversation and please have a nice say :)

>>6657281
>>6657289
There are yandere asmr things, yeah.

I don't know anything about cooking, I'm sorry. you should google that too.

>>6656169
I can't add you if you're not in my contacts.

>>6657399
Sent the email, though

>>6657404
At [email protected]? I think I've sent requests to everyone who mailed me..

>>6657403
what are you laughing at dummy I didn't give you permission to do so

>>6657408
Yup, should I resend just in case?

>>6657411
Yeah, please do so. Sorry if I missed your message.

>>6657408
>>6657411
Nevermind, I got it.

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Anybody else playing Spooky's house of jump scares? It's about a spooky ooky ghost girl and her horror mansion!!

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Spooky ooky ghost girl! Spooky ooky ghost girl! Ain't nothing more kawaii than a spooky ooky ghost girl!

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are u scared

>>6657508
yes

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>>6657510
its ok i am here to protect u

watch this video its catchy and will make u less scared
https://e621.net/post/show/229158

>>6657519
I'm not accessing that link anon!

>>6657525
It's just a porn parody of rhythm heaven, nothing nefarious.

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This is a really good game to play with a significant other because when things like this pop out of the walls, you will pee your pants in fear. Fear is very romantic.

>>6657534
Sounds spooky.

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>>6657540
no anon it's just happy girls making love to lobsters and stuff

>>6657525
...Why not? Is it not loading, or are you afraid of clicking?

>>6657594
too tired to reply to your post

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>>6657609
I didnt think about it

>>6657620
im not thinking right now this is

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>>6657621
Thinking is overrated, anyways

>>6657625
Kissy kissy.
I want a cuddle wuddle for sleepsies right now. Playing pretend wuddle cuddles gets old but it'll do for tonight.

Goodnight /yg/

>>6657498
Yeah I live streamed it during Halloween.

>>6657656
>brb pewdiepie i have to do my chores

anybody wanna struggle snuggle

oh wait I don't need your consent

>>6657691
Weak memer.

>>6657663
I didn't even know that game was a thing until today. It's so cute.

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>>6657617
Is that lord moldybutt?

>>6658229
no it's me

>>6658242
you're really hot

>>6658244
i don't know i'm paranoid about how i look...

>>6658251
you shouldn't be, that green skin makes girl's hoohas wetter than spongebob's house. green is a good color

>>6658259
thank you for that I needed it

>>6658265
would you consider posting nudes

I used to want to bang Nergal Jr. when I was in middle school

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>>6658270
sorry it's kinda embarassing

>>6658275
ok well ur beautiful don't let the world tell u otherwise ok

>>6658278
that.. really means alattame

>>6658202
It's surprisingly fun and actually tense at times. The dlc is really cool too.

>>6658284
alattame? Is that a mineral?
b cuz I'm rock hard 4 u

>>6658449
I'm iku right now

>>6658453
What's iku?

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>>6658364
Are there easter eggs in these minigames? Or are they just straightforward?

>>6658465
They came.

Is it possible to turn a yandere temporarily sane by filling all of her holes with copious amounts of your love?

>>6658572
I'm pretty sure that would drive her even more insane anon, that's a stupid question

>>6658573
But if you fuck her hard enough, she won't have the mental energy to obsess over you, and she won't need to worry about whether or not you love her when the proof of your love is filling her insides.

>>6658579
Who says it's proof of love? Plenty of boys pump and dump!

>>6658582
Damn. So if mindbreak-inducing sex isn't enough to satisfy a yandere, what is? Marriage? Lovingly cooking her a meal featuring a chunk of your flesh as the main dish?

>>6658453
I'm so geil.

https://youtu.be/mIK-kS3y7EM?list=RD3BEEA2-LSkQ

>>6658472
Not that I know of. They just seem like little arcade games

>>6658663
>what is?
Hold her hands and say ilu bae, looking into eyes is optional.

>>6644601
> 6 overgrown potatoes for abs

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>>6651288
>Jealous because my obsession decided to skype someone else other than me
>Get depressed super easily when I think i've upset her.
>Get angry and pissed off when things are alright.
Many more, but overall, it's more of a space ship entering and leaving the atmosphere multiple times quite frequently.

>>6653176
18 is so goddamn hot. And hungry, with this special deal subway, just £3.99!