/d/ sized cock 3.0

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>>6621497
kek how does he wear pants without everyone seeing that shit?

>>6621499
He's obviously a grower...and it looks like a semi in the first shot. Must not be as big regularly. But if the tropes are correct, he probably straps it to his leg.

I wonder if people with huge cock fetishes have relatively big cocks themselves. Empathy perhaps? I could never get off to porn no matter how hot the girl is if the dude has a tiny dick.

>>6621520
Maybe so. I know a lot of the reason I enjoy it is because of the girls reactions to it. That's what I love most in real life, so it's what I love most in porn.

>>6621520
My cock is completely average in size, but i wish i was packing something inhumanely big. Im talkin 15-16" in length, as big around as a coke can. With a set of balls like naval oranges.

I just wanna cram it into the biggest sluts i can find.

>>6621497
Anyone else notice, on the bottom left panel, his arm goes to the outside of her...

One problem with having an above average sized dick, onahole textures are always stretched out so no matter what you use it all feels flat and boring...

>>6621537
Well sure, and some girls can't handle it...a deep throat is much rarer, especially one without teeth...you need a truly huge chest to tit-fuck...anal is usually completely out of the question...on and on and on

>>6621532
And while that's awesome for a fantasy...it would be basically useless in real life. Too big to be physically useful in sex, probably not enough blood in your body to get an erection of any solidity, and even if you did you would pass out....far more cons than pros.

>>6621497
Enlighten me what is this one called?

> tfw 8x6
> tfw gf's teeth dig into your dick when giving a
blow job
> tfw she really wants to deep throat you
> tfw she finally gets it all in and you read the sense of fulfillment in her eyes
> tfw can't tell her it was because the pain from the teeth made you loose your boner.

thesex makes up for that, but ... yhea...
I just never thought I'd be the one to fake it eventually...
I can't really envy people with 10 inch penises that much anymore.

>>6621637
Exactly that. And the sex makes up for it...usually. I've been with a couple girls who couldn't take me vaginally...well, one couldn't at all, the other could but I had to be gentle and slow. And yes...I had to fake it a few times. Of course, one of those was because we were going to long that I was getting tired of it all and just wanted to be done. >_>

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>tfw you won't have a dick so big your GF can't fit it in
>she won't peg you instead while giving a two-handed reacharound
>you won't hear her whisper in your ear how useless having such a huge thing is, that you might as well not have a dick at all... if it weren't for how much she loves the big white messes you make

Every time someone brings up the cons of a /d/ sized dick I just see only positives. The only real downside would be the struggle trying to keep it from being super-obvious in public when I go out.

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>>6621709
>you will never walk around the house in loose-fitting pants and no underwear, just admiring how big and hefty your obvious flaccid bulge is
>you will never whip it out of your fly and just feel it slapping against your thighs
>you will never discover the pleasure of effortless auto-fellatio as a kid and suck your own monster dick every night

>>6621626
>>6621690
>Erodoll had to quit because other artists are getting arrested
Does Worst Korea have some kind of wierd porn hunt going on?

>>6621643
I'm just over 6 inches and I can still feel my friend's teeth whenever she tries to fit much more than the head in her mouth
I'm also on medication that makes me take forever to cum
>fuck her for nearly an hour
>no end in sight
>have to stop because her flatmates came back
feels bad

>>6621805
You mean girth, right? I hope you're not talking about length as a gauge for how difficult stuffing the head of your dick into someone's mouth is....

>>6621637
>I can't really envy people with 10 inch penises that much anymore.

It has its ups and downs.

>>6621838
Proof.

>>6621527

I'm 7x6 and a total grower. It looks pretty pathetic flaccid actually, which makes the reactions I get when it grows that much more fun.

>>6621966
It's kind of funny that 10 inches is the point at which proof is asked for. Someone said they're 6, another 7, I'm 8, but it's 10 that gets asked to prove it.

I mean, statistically it makes sense. 80% of people are 6 inches or less, so that one is easy to believe. You get towards 90% with less than 7 inches. 98% have less than 8 inches. Statistically speaking, 99.9% of people are smaller than 10 inches, and if we didn't know better, the statistics say that it should actually be 100%....but we know better.

>>6621497
>>6621555
i agree, must have sauce.

>>6621535
i think thats intentional albeit pretty stupid

>>6621493
i forgot where I saw that, whats the source on that pic

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>>6621493
saved this from last thread - if you're out their based urology-bro, we salute you - keep making the world a safer place for dicks everywhere.

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>>6622596
>>6621555

Sorano Kanata

>>6623345
Closest I can find: http://nhentai.net/g/99703/

>>6623385
yeah, likely artist contribution is 144 to 159

since i'm not sad panda savvy there might be more there

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http://g.e-hentai.org/g/871184/d00941241f/

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http://g.e-hentai.org/g/885260/258e034547/

>>6623537
>http://g.e-hentai.org/g/891358/8b83547953/
holy shit, this dude is getting BTFO in the comments

tl;dr no one wants simpsons porn and also his OC is fucking a homeless man raping the ladies of springfield

>>6623305
But what about pills anon-kun? Where i work we sell a pill called the MV7 Extreme and it makes your dick temporarily bigger, among other things.

>>6623941
99.9% sure that kind of shit results in chemical dependency - it doesn't make you temporarily bigger and you'll end up with ED and won't be able to get an erection without taking the pills.

>>6621740
More

>>6623918
Haha yeah, I kinda zoned out and pretended it wasn't Simpsons and it made it okay. But I kinda wish it had AT LEAST been grown up Bart or something instead of a random homeless man. Plus it's so inconsistent with it's time frame, character design, and even art style.

>>6624731
So, I'm going to need the source for this....immediately. O_O

>>6623305
What about edging? I'm trying that right now and wondering if it actually works. Any anons doing it as well?

>>6626743
I've done that just for fun. It's not going to change your size, but you can get a lot better sense of when you're gonna cum, which is at least a little bit useful.

>>6622639
can't help you man, I watched this almost 14 years ago. What I do remember is that the girls are some sort of aliens that don't have vaginas, just a pretty loose ass. lol.

Is there any d-sized literature out there?

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>>6624468
Okay!

>you will never stay awake for hours in bed fighting erections as every single move of your thighs excites you thick, flaccid cock, which reaches down almost to your knees
>You will never feel your hot precum dripping out onto your neck as you pleasure your sweet boipussy by hand
>you will never sway your hips side to side and feel it wrap around your waist and smack heavily against your side

>>6624734
Never seen this one before, source please.

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>>6628541
Continue...

>>6621805
uhh, what medication, anon? you know for science

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>>6628702
Help me out here, anon! It's fun~

>tfw you will never fill your entire mouth up with your head alone
>you will never walk around in reguler fit jeans and just feel the tight compression in your crotch where normal people are completely comfortable
>the idle pressure will never cause you to have a visible semi-hard cock outline that will attract the attention of passersby.

>>6626666
Love category Chapter 3

>>6628858
Thank you!!

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Is it wrong that it turns me on to be so much bigger than other guys? Like, knowing I'm bigger than someone makes me super hot.

>>6630489
No. That's perfectly natural.

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>>6628723
>you won't be made to wear a collar sized for a neck just behind the head
>you'll never have it used as a hugpillow at night
>you'll never end up a technical perma-virgin simply because you can't possibly fit into your girlfriend/wife's vagina
>she'll never hold onto it for leverage while she lovingly massages your prostate
>you'll never be fed a strict diet that includes plenty of supplements to slowly make you more and more trappish while steadily enlarging your monstercock even further

>>6621527
>>6621985
>tfw small flaccid and small erect so girls are always underwhelmed at both stages
>tfw you will never experience the look of surprise on a girls face from the size of your cock
feelsbadman

>>6630883

Small cocks are cute on guys or girls getting fucked in the ass tho. Try for that?

>>6630489

You might have an ego problem.

>>6630852
If such supplements existed, I would pour all of my money into them.

>>6624734
Sauce is >>6623385
Pages 144-159

>>6630947
In what way?

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>>6631007
I would live a spartan lifestyle to afford them and take as much as possible.

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>>6631247
You and me both.

>tfw no anon to take this journey with together as we both slowly get more and more cute, and our cocks get more and more huge
;_;

>>6631247
Ditto

Wouldn't mind have a fat jiggling ass to boot though.

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>>6631247
I would want to be MORE masculine. Similar to this...kinda. It's a tad furry...not sure.

http://g.e-hentai.org/g/555820/556dd7d879/

http://pastebin.com/u/Lewd_Shapeshifter

enjoy.

>>6631807
Strange writing style, but not bad. I like it.

>>6627685
Oh damn, I remember that but I can't remember the name.

>>6632378
I remember now, it was Nymphs of the Stratosphere

>>6630852
>that last line
Unf
I want to drink down entire bottles of those with other anons and see what happens

Does anyone remember the Master PC stories?
They're my ultimate fantasy.
> A couple inches taller
> Remove excess fat
> Pack on muscle
> More stamina
> Faster recovery time
> Full control over my orgasm
> Cum buckets
> and of course, a monstrous cock! I'd probably play with various sizes, but settle on human sized, but definitely the biggest on earth.

What about you?

>>6633490
Unf. Master PC is the fucking shit

>>6634306
Right? The idea of changing yourself any way you want to....GDI so hot.

>>6632971
>and see what happens
Come on, you know what would happen~ We'd all end up in a massive cockslut orgy and drink from each other's dicks for the rest of our lives.

>>6621690
>>6621777

Who's that other artist with really similar style?

>>6633490
> create a pocket universe that resembles my apartment, enter it
> give myself the body of a 20-year-old again
> wait for my 4 future selves (A, B, C, D, E) to come back in time to this moment. Future selves A through D should already have been transformed into hot women, future self E should be exactly as I am
> Erase all memory of the Master PC from self E only
> Compel future selves A through D to serve self E in any way he asks, make them all super horny, make it impossible for any of them to tell self E about the Master PC
> Turn invisible, keep the master PC handy, make sure nothing gets out of hand, make sure the food, beer & weed never run out
> At the end of the week, transform self D into self E, self C into D, B into C, A into B, and myself into self A
> Restore self E's memory completely, hand the Master PC over to him, have him send me back in time to the beginning as self A so I can live through the week five times from each of my selves' perspectives then get the machine back at the end
> Do this again and again over a span of years (centuries, maybe?), implementing all sorts of different /d/ scenarios (I've got LOTS of ideas)

I've... put a lot of thought into this.

>>6635015
D-Damn....that's crazy...but awesome.

But..there's something to be said about attracting other people too. Like, the chase? That said...I would probably do that for at least a couple weeks. XP

>>6633490
>Does anyone remember the Master PC stories?
No... please elaborate

>>6635180
Google "master pc story"
It's the asstr dot org link.

>>6633875
when does part 2 drop?

>>6636096
I have no idea! I am waiting impatiently. Everything those guys produce is pretty awesome.

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More big cock worship

>>6636655
Why is the FF9 version of bahamut raping yuna from ff10?

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>>6636772
Was titled tuna summons sing bahumut

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>>6636801
Wrong

>>6631618
more by this artist
>>6636804
there's a comic i think this is a part of.
she's spying on the shower when she sees mammoth cock dude and wants a piece

anybody got it?

>>6636908
nm found it after a few minuets of google

http://g.e-hentai.org/s/f455aace4c/501887-1

>>6636908
I posted that in the last thread. It's one of my all time favorites

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I don't know why, but the thing that always turns me on the most with these things is when they say things like "You're so much bigger than him" or the like. Just...so hot

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Does this count?

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>>6636979
More?

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>>6636991
Aand the aftermath

>>6630489

thast why I like NTR

>>6637014
NTR?

>>6637017

cuckold

>>6637018
Ooooohhhh, I never knew how to search that. Thank you!

>>6637022
pace yourself

it sucks when you run out of the good stuff

>>6630700
sauce?

>>6634881
H-how massive?

>>6627039
I think the longest I've ever edged was from 8pm to 4am once, holy shit it felt amazing though

>>6637026
Mezzo Forte, it's a 2 parter that has a plot with sex scenes occasionally.

>>6637073

I get blue balls if I edge for that long.

Not pleasnt.

>>6637912
Agreed. Same. Plus my wrist/arm gets sore after a while.

I'd kill to grow my cock at will.

>>6634954
RenZai

>>6633490
>Does anyone remember the Master PC stories?
I've spilt so much cum to those stories. The only thing I've fapped harder to has been Joe Brolly's Genie stories.

>>6639243
Shapeshifting and body control are my biggest fetishes. Being able to remake my body into what I want, to have total control over my body and cum as much as I want is my number one fetish.

>>6639771

>Joe Brolly's Genie stories

well, off I go.

>>6641196
>>Joe Brolly's Genie stories
>> well, off I go
Oh man...me too. That's not even fair.

>>6634954
Owl?

>>6622863
>>6621626
>>6635910
>>6636081
The girls pubes are pretty hot.

>>6639771
>>6641196
>>6641248

Chapter 8 has literally 4,000 words of the main character telling off his bosses. Did... did the author have a really bad day at work?

Otherwise, though, sexy as fuck and super well-written.

>>6639771
Sigh.... *zip*

>>6637047
As massive as we can make it, qt!

>>6621494
is this panty?

>>6644104
yes

Shit...a gay guy just offered me $200 to come play with my cock. But I'm straight. GDI

>>6636873
That looks like fun.

>>6644575
those fingernails though

>>6639771
Oh God...these stories are so good!

>>6644453

If I was gay i'd be getting so much ass.

>Be hung like a horse
>Get bullied for it in school
>Somehow decelop the hots big dick humiliation
>Can't find any, cause monstercocks can't be bad
>Be sexually frustrated like hell

Soo... Anyone got any big dick humiliation?

>>6636096
it already has. girlfriends 4 ever dlc is all you should need to search in order to find it

>>6645592
Yup.

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>Have a fetish for femboys/traps with large cocks
>Finding any good art of feminine lads with bits larger than a tube of lipbalm is impossible

>>6645677
Please don't take this the wrong way, but if I could punch you through the interwebs I would. My tiny dick has held me back my entire life, so . . . yeah. If I was genuinely hung I would rule the fucking world by the power of my unstoppable cock.

>>6645677
I could write some for you when I get out of work if you want. I'm not really an artist, but /d/ seemed to like my stories when I used to write

>>6645763
Nobody is truly happy with their dicksize, it seems
I can understand your frustration though, and if I had to pick (being too big or being too small) I'd still go for too big, I guess

>>6645777
That'd be awesome. It's insanely hard to find this stuff.

>>6645777
>>6645980
Am also curious to read this. I don't even have a huge dick, but I suspect this might unlock a new fetish for me.

>>6645980
>>6646005


Ok, in terms of humiliation, do you prefer the sort of harsh "eat shit, you horse-dicked twat sniffer" style, or a more gentle patronizing "oh, your poor dick can't even get hard. It must be difficult to have such a useless thing".

>>6646149
I am at the point where I stopped being picky, but I always prefer the harsh one

>>6646149
Ah, I prefer the gentle one. Do what you're gonna do, though.

>>6645707
Sauce plz ?

>>6624701
source?

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>>6630771
I've been looking on source forever, and I know there are other gifs of the same models. You wouldn't happen to have sauce, would you?

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>>6644453
Take the offer, 200$ is 200$, but use a condom if you think he has a disease

>>6646513
Yeah...you say that. But I'm the one who needs to ass fuck someone I have no attraction to whatsoever

>>6646508
I got sauce to the motherlode.
https://www.youtube.com/user/JonTronShow

>>6645677
How hung is that?

>>6646946
I don't want to brag, let's just say bigger than some pictures that have been posted here

>>6646953
I was about to call bull....but there have been a couple posts that are a realistic size. I guess I can believe it.

>>6630489
I wouldn't think so. I mean, I fantasize about having a bigger dick. I would curse my averageness, but I don't since I want to be grateful that I'm not below average.
And I don't care about being bigger than other people. That seems like an ego problem. It's not a comparison thing for me. I just want a cock that could be confused for a human forearm; it's irrelevant if other men have similar or even larger cocks.

>>6645677
It's rare because no one can write worth a damn when it comes to being over-sized. Usually there's too much exposition put into these kinds of things since the popular mindset is that having a huge dick is a great thing, and the writers try to make the audience believe being huge is bad.
Try this, for example:
https://www.literotica.com/s/samanthas-files-ch-01

>>6632282
Source?

>>6646739
JonTron? wtf?

>>6645677

wew lad I thought I was the only one

>>6647572
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56462af979d79
enjoy

Gojira, Mosura, Kingu Ghidorrah: Daikaiju Sokogeki

>>6648331
My hero

>>6621838
All dicks have their ups and downs.

>>6641397
yeah hes talking about metal owl.
supposively they know each other in real life and grew up together drawing so they adopted each others techniques to create two artists with similar content.

>>6646953
How big were you when you were being bullied for it? I-It's not bragging if I pry it out of you.

>>6649680
Was about 9.5 to 10

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>>6649749
>Was
Wow. What about now?

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Hail to the king baby

>>6649786
I really don't want to brag or make someone else feel bad about their size.
Can we agree on "it grew a bit since then"?

>>6649809

Pics or gtfo

>>6649809
i mean you're already lying and it's really obvious and pathetic, so don't worry you're not making anyone feel bad

>>6649809
>make someone else feel bad about their size
This isn't a contest or anything, no one should feel bad learning that someone else has a bigger dick than them.

>>6649817
seconded

>>6649834
>you will never have a cock the size of Liam Neeson's

>>6649906
>>you will never have a cock the size of Liam Neeson
FTFY

>>6649749
I don't see a unit.

>>6649809
If you post pics/info we can humiliate you and make fun of you for it, isn't that what you want?

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If this was a different forum, I might post something myself XP I have some good ones. But eh...unfortunately it's not the place for it.

Hi guys, my cock is 18 inches long and as thick as a liter soda bottle. Blowing myself is fucking awesome.

I'd post pics, but that is against the rules.

>tfw you're the only one in thread with a small cock

>>6651183
Yeah but...if you're one of those who likes being small....then there's that.

Besides, being big isn't always good. There have been girls who can't take it, teeth are ALWAYS an issue, and condoms are just WAY more complicated. Plus, anal? Not likely.

>>6646508
who knew id find good jigen porn on /d/ of all places

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>started fapping at 9 or 10, discovered hentai around 10-12
>at some point began fapping with 2-hands, stacked vertically
>never did any locker room comparison or anything because so socially awk all through middle and highschool
>I thought it was normal to need to use 2 hands to fap
>I thought 7" was average up to the end of school
>I am now between 8" and 8.5" at maximum hardness
>somehow developed taste for SPH, forced fem, and cock growth as some of my core fetishes before I knew I was huge
>this morphed into liking BCH without dropping the others

>BCH is infinitely harder to find

>>6651247
I'd trade too large for too small any time. It's not even something I'd need to think about. I appreciate your turn your frown upside down though.

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>>6628703
Probably an anti-depressant. Common side effect of them can be that it's really difficult to finish.

Little hard to describe, but sorta everything still feels generally pretty awesome, but it doesn't, like, the sensation doesn't quite stack, or build? A bit like "test your might" bonus game in Mortal Kombat at the MAX difficulty; spam as hard as you possibly can for results that fall off almost immediately. It -is- possible to finish, but can take a hell of a lot of energy and finding just the right spot to hit.

*Note* I have noticed the intensity of the effects has tapered off a bit over time (been on them a few years.) Not to the point where it's the same as if I was on none whatsoever, but it take WAY less effort than it did early on and is generally tolerable/manageable.

Also, in general, your sex drive can feel a little "blunted?" You'll still want it, and it's all still exciting, and fun, and awesome, but, the feeling at max intensity is dialed down a bit? Like, if I suddenly see a 10/10 woman just walking down the street, I have more or less the same mental/physiological response, it just caps out earlier.

Anyway, hard to describe precisely, and side effects vary from drug to drug and person to person, but hope this helps.

Pic on topic, but unrelated

>>6651247
Yeah, seems to be that too small can be compensated for with doubling down on oral, toys, hand, etc. Basically, there's some work-arounds and once she's satisfied, you can still physically have sex and it's generally not a problem for her to get you off in other ways.

With too big sex can be painful, damaging, or just not physically possible if the 'peg' is just too big to fit in the hole and there really isn't much that can be done about physical mis-match : | Also oral can be taxing etc.. Again, there are work arounds, but the physical part can be a pretty strident obstacle.

Again, generally. There's definitely some size-queens out there, or just that if the two of you are a match made in heaven relationship-wise you'll probably both be willing work to find an amicable solution.

Sources cited: Avid Loveline listener 10+ years

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>>6652095
forgot what board I was posting on...

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>>6652153

>>6651665
How old were you when you had the 7''-8'' growth spurt?

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>>6652443
Between 18 and 22 or so. I had gotten chubby around 16-18 and lost the weight when I was like 21, discovering that I had added a bit more than an inch in that time period.

>>6651183

Not so fast, brother.

Though all this talk about huge ones is triggering my SPH fetish.

>>6652934
You know, I've got a small cock and its pretty much ruined my life. Having said that, I am glad beyond the telling that I am not into SPH.

Like what you like, anon, but I just couldn't get my rocks to degradation.

>>6652969

I don't know if I could cope with it if I didn't have at least this kind of enjoyment. It's killed a lot of my self confidence, but this way at least someone is enjoying it.

>>6653031
That's fair. To be honest spite keeps me going most days. I get angry about my genetic short straw, pun intended, and try to leverage a little dignity.

Also, I more or less treat the pain and self confidence issues like a skid and turn into them. It is neither pleasant nor healthy, but it's the only way I know how to deal.

>>6641397
yeah thats the one

>>6652969
>>6653031
>>6653530

The real suffering is having a /d/ sized dick and that means that no one will never believe you.

It's like that time Bill Murray took a bite out of my sandwich.

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>>6653530
>>6653543

See, that's something I never understood about people trying to bring "facts" into penis size, when penis size is completely about personal experiences and interpretations about the issue. It's as if people think there's just one way to perceive the whole topic.

When I was in the military, discovering just how much of a size difference there was between me and other grown-ass men really killed my self-esteem. Growing up, everyone says, "Oh, it's a trick angle they use in porn," or, "They just find freakish guys, so you can't really compare to them." But it's not true. They're mostly normal guys, maybe pushing 7 or 8 inches. Then when everyone's Willy is free and you find out that the so-called average of 5-6 inches was true 20 years ago and all the hormones in everyone's food has given them several inches, you wonder, "What is wrong with me?"

Then these hung bastards have the nads to say, "Oh, well, size isn't everything brah. I can't go balls-deep in a girl, I can't wear pants that well, etc." Really? That's your biggest problem? You're telling me that you just can't stand how you have a dick that makes a girl quiver because it is thick enough to hit every nerve and how you -- APPARENTLY -- can't ejaculate because you can't go balls deep? That first "problem" is complete horse shit because every guy is wired to ejaculate in thirty seconds when they see a girl go full-ahegao on his dick. And as for bulging out of your jeans, congrats you bastard, it's like being a girl with huge tits that everyone gawks at. It's literally an ego-boost in your pants.

So okay, boy-o, you have a /d/-sized dick and no one believes you.

=PROTIP=

YOU'RE ON A FUCKING ANONYMOUS IMAGE BOARD. WHY WOULD ANYONE BELIEVE YOU WHEN YOU'RE ANONYMOUS?

And if you think that having people NOT believe you about having a /d/-sized cock is bad WHEN YOU HAVE THE FUCKING PROOF IN YOUR BOXER SHORTS, you must be a goddamn retard.

tl;dr fuck you jackass

>>6653546

>4 minute response time
>not pasta

wew lad
seems like you're a quick shot at posting as well

>>6653552
No you dunderhead, I have to compensate with not having a horse cock by having good finger skills. My WPM is off the goddamn charts.

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>>6653546
Well said.

>>6653553

Fair point.

would trade novelty oversized dick for pianists fingers tbqh

>>6653543

/d/ sized means over 12 inches hombre, though in my book it'd be more like 15.

>>6653564

Yes, and?

>>6653559
You don't need pianists fingers for a high WPM. I've got subby paws and I still type like a fucking tornado. All it is is practice. The problem is that most people are unwilling to put in the time it takes to get to that level.

No amount of practice will make your dick bigger.

>>6653579
>subby paws
stubby paws, damnit

>>6652153
What is the sauce on this one?

>>6653546

>taking military men as your baseline.

You don't get into the service with bad genes son.

>>6653602
Motherfucker, please. There are plenty of genetic fuckups in the military, anons point was that in the close quarters living of the military you see shit that out and out debunks many of the talking points on size.

Don't be so obtuse.

>>6653546

I don't think you understand what average means.

>>6653588
Hiroyuki Andou

Bijukujo Rinko ~Kuro Chinpo Hen~

>>6653546
You're probably right. Having a big dick has it's downsides, but the upsides more than make up for them. I mean, I've slept with a number of girls for no reason other than they wanted to see what my cock felt like. I've been offered money from gay guys to suck it to completion. I can fuck someone and hear them scream "Fuck, it's so big". I can use two hands to jack off. I can enjoy watching a girl try as hard as she can to get it all down her throat and see her gag only half-way down.

So yeah...I see your point.

>all these "hung" anons posting ITT.

no guys, measuring from your anus to the tip doesn't count.

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>>6653975
I measure from the pubic bone, on the side. AKA where it qualifies as "balls-deep". The reason I don't do on top is because I have an upwards curve and it's extremely hard to get an accurate measurement that way. As in, doing that has the end result measure constantly shifting within a quarter of an inch due to an erection going down while trying to measure and slightly straighten myself, as well as variances in tilt angle affecting the reading due to the curve. Additionally I have a weird suspensory ligament or something as the ruler doesn't press flat against my pubic bone on top (it has some side-to-side rock to it.) The side has given me the most accurate, consistent measurements.

>>6653993
Basically this. Bone-pressed is the only accurate method.

Random question /d/, if you press you erection against your stomach, how high does it reach?

For science.

>>6654117
Depends on if you're standing or sitting.
For me, standing, to my belly button.

>>6654117
Difficult to say since my dick doesn't curve that way, but standing up it's roughly an inch from my belly button.

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>>6653546
This is absolutely true. There is nothing better than having someone find out about you having a huge dick and then having everyone ask about it. I remember back when I was 15 or 16 I went to school wearing khakis but no underwear, and having the girls ask to see me and prove that it's real. And from then on the conversations with them came much easier, because having a big cock is a natural ice-breaker with girls.

Unless you're just creepy-looking, in which case you come off as a disgusting pervert instead of a daring pervert.

>>6654269
And it straight eats me up that I will never see that look of hunger or desire in a woman. Fuck. My. Life.

Enjoy yourself, anon. You have no idea how good you have it.

>>6654269

fuck you. literally fuck you

i was in the delivery room with my wife when she was giving birth a few months ago. best day of my life. except it wasnt. because when we got our son back the doctor made a comment that "the nurse will want to see your son again in 18 years."

my newborn

MY FUCKING NEWBORN

is better endowed than i am because APPARENTLY those kind of genes are passed down through the mother. which means my brother in law has a huge wang. which means my son is ALSO going to have a huge wang

and yet im smaller than a FUCKING BABY

fuck you, cunt

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Before anyone asks, artist is Kamitora, that particular piece is called kaleidoscope eyes.

Could dump the entire thing, But that's like 20 captchas, and shit I got no time for that.

Could we maybe come back to the idea of big cock himiliation, again? Because that's really scratching an itch I could never reach.

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Any other pleasantly-endowed anons feel like their dick has influenced their sexuality? My dick was adult size (5 -6 inches) since I was 12 so it was always drawing attention to itself and being squeezed by underwear. The day I realized I was big enough to both reach and fill up my own mouth I was a lost cause lol. Drunk so let me know if tmi or go on

>>6654326
>Could we maybe come back to the idea of big cock himiliation, again?
Fuck off. Nobody wants to hear about how hard it is to be rich, you fucking cunt.

>kaleidoscope eyes
My fav of his, wish he had done more with it.

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>>6654326
Star Prince (Mousou Kizoku)

>>6654349
>Being hung = being rich
>Absolutely no downsides to it whatsoever
>Should be happy girls are scared of it
>Humiliation is only for small dick people

Can't we just get along?

>>6653975

You measure from the center of the anus, to just past the tip. Everyone knows this.

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GOAT

>>6654117

A couple inches below my nipples, but I'm short as fuck.

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>tfw my dick size doesn't even matter because I'll never use it

>>6654509
whatawaste/10

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>>6654534
I just can't get along with women. They want to talk too much and never share any real interests.

>>6654551
That's true, but not because of what you said.
Because anyone who thinks all women are the same and none of them could possibly share your interests has no chance to ever get with one.

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>>6654551
Many girls love to share experiences rather than data. There's others who do the latter but your chances increase far far more if you can relate to a girl through things like food, movies, art, music, and so on.

This correlates with the phrases "girls love a man who can cook", "the quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach", as well as the stereotype of the woman falling for the guy with a guitar. Among other things. Take up some kind of craft or (if you've got the money) become a connoisseur.

Generally, an aircraft engineer doesn't talk to his wife about the nitty details of his job, he talks about how his work relationships are, the weather, his lunch, and so on.

Again, it's not universal, as there are girls who want a cute househusband in a role-reversed relationship, enjoy pouring over math and science subjects. But judging from your images, you just want a more traditional girl, the kind who ends up becoming a MILF later in life. And luckily for you they're everywhere.

Plus, like >>6654687
said, if you think you have no chance, then you're sabotaging your own chances. There's a reason betting against yourself in competitions looked down upon. You can do it!

Good luck finding your waifu, anon.

There was a comic about a two sisters, one tiny, one busty, who had guys at their school they screwed, one fat the with a huge penis, both awkward. In the comic they switched partners and it was glorious.

>>6654753
Uh...okay?
I think we need a link

>>6654453
Holy shit.

>>6654341
>autofellatio
No anon, do go on.

>>6654269
>tfw not 'huge' or a shower
Feels terrible. Still better off than some anons ITT who have my endless sympathy, but I wish I could lay claim to something like that

>>6654381
Sauce

Really, I wish I would have known I'd just have a tiny dick while I was still young so I could have just become a trap.

>>6655427
I wish I could have been a trap either way.

>>6655446
I wish aspect theft was a thing so I could steal cock and ball size from guys who didn't want theirs.

>>6654873
I didn't know how big I was until I was 14 or so. When I was really young my only hint was comments from doctors. Later on I had to take cold showers before swim practice and spent minutes adjusting my package so it wouldn't look obscene in the skin-tight trunks we wore. When I stepped out and joined my team I didn't understand the weird stares women would give me. It started dawning on me after that. It almost got me laid once, when the topic came up and I mentioned I was just almost 8 inches long and 6 inches thick. A friend of mine (in what I realize now may have been a calculated move) said that sounded about average. I grabbed a plastic ruler and showed her how my size compared to an average dick. When I bent the ruler into a loop and compared the girth to her wrist her lips curved into a borderline mischievous smile. She then said something or other about how she was surprised that sizes smaller than had been satisfying in the past. She ended up texting me a picture of a sext a friend she had mentioned several times before and offhandedly asked if I was similarly large. It looked a little shopped but I just told her I wasn't as long but thicker. She begged me to delete the picture after I was done comparing as she said wasn't supposed to have shared it. A semester later I saw the same picture on a porn blog on tumblr and realized that zero evidence of her "friend" existed. She had thinking been thinking about my cock so much that she had to make invent someone who could verify her mental image of it. By then it was too late and she either calmed down or became interested in someone. I kick myself every time I think about it-she even had a cute childhood friend she would have casual lesbian sex with.

>>6646953
I kinda want to see pics, you can't post them here but you can link offsite...

>>6655732
Seconding this! That anon's at least 11 inches

>>6655542
Thank you so much! And what was it like first discovering autofellatio, anon?

>>6654117
A couple of inches above my belly button.

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>>6654117
about an inch past my belly button

>>6654453
Hotwheels?

>>6627697
De Sade's "120 Days of Sodom". four rich assholes retire to an inaccessible chateau with whores, kidnapped girls and boys and "fuckers" who were selected for cock size while four ex-whores tell them stories about the weird shit they've seen.

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>>6645763
>My tiny dick has held me back my entire life, so . . .

*reads job application* "well, you have the experience this position needs, but you have a tiny penis, so i'm afraid you don't get the job"

"But all my life i've wanted to work the register at 7-11! it's my dream!"

>>6657332

Well, self confidence can affect you in a lot of ways, and if you have something like that to feel self-concious about, it could be the difference between a successful interview and an unsuccessful one.

Or maybe he just means on the topic of relationships, I know mine makes me want to stay as far away from relationships as I can. Not that I really have a chance at one as-is, but given the chance I'd reject it myself out of such concerns.

>>6657332
See, something like this actually happened to me once. I didn't get a job as cashier because my dick is clearly visible through pants

>>6657348
More the latter than the former. I've enjoyed a degree of professional success, though I'll admit that I have to work at self confidence more than I'd like.

Personal matters, though? Yeah, I haven't had a good relationship in I can't remember how long and due to that and my small cock I just don't even want to try anymore.

>>6655592
>uncut
>perfect

nope, try again

>>6657353
Story time on this?

>>6655587
Fuck, what is this one again?

>>6657397

>mutilated jew dick
>perfect

nope, try again,

>>6657431
>Be me, 18
>Looking for a job to afford games and music
>Can't find a job because my grades are shit from being bullied
>Swallow down the last bit of self esteem
>Go to McDolan's and ask for a job
>A week (and a ton of preparation) later go there for my first day
>Have to try three different pants because they are a horrible cut in the crotch area
>Boss tells me to keep my own pants, so I can finally start
>Co-worker comments on bulge, a costumer (soccer mom, two kids) clearly seems irritated
>Three days later I get told that I "don't fit into the work environment"

Considering I was still settling in, it was easy to get rid of me by saying something along the lines of "You are just bad at this, we tried to give you some time"
And yes, it is oddly phrased, but I guess that's just their generic excuse when firing a new face.

So that's my story of getting fired for my huge dick. Anyone wanna trade?

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>>6657724
>Anyone wanna trade?
In a heartbeat, without question, no hesitation, yes I would trade cocks with you. I'll take on instance of admitted inconvenience and injustice over a whole swath of life I cannot enjoy.

>>6657724
You a grower? How big does it have to be that wearing baggier pants wouldn't do?

>>6658023
Sounds like he has the misfortune to be a shower.
I feel very blessed, personally, to be only a couple inches when soft and 4 times that when hard.

>>6658023
>>6658178
Actually am a quite a grower

>>6655591
Sauce? Image search gives me shit.

>>6658192
Oh, were you hard at work then?

>>6658197
Nope.
I'm just rather big flaccid, to start with

>>6658203
So, you're saying you're a grower AND a shower? I know that happens, but...Hm, I suppose you never said your size so it could make sense.

>>6658192
Wow! How big are you soft and hard?

>>6657454
Teiban Present by Minazuki Juuzou
>>6658194
Wish I knew

you guys must be delusional to be believe those guys that claim to be bigger than 7" haha

>>6658487
It's true that only 10% of guys are larger than 6", and only 3% re larger than 7". And larger than 8 inches is less than 1%...but that doesn't mean they don't exist.

>>6658487
I'm just under 10''. Big dicks exist.

>>6658646
0.1% sounds more likely and none of those guys is gonna be on 4chan

>>6658646
0.1% sounds more likely and of those guys none is going to be on 4chan

>>6658660
Thread's sinking POST IT.

>>6658718
he is not going to post it because he is lying

>>6658646
>only 10% of guys are larger than 6"

Callin' Bullshit. No way only 10% of guys are above average.

>>6658661
0.1% is more like 9"+
And just why wouldn't guys with big dicks be on 4chan?

>>6658795
5" is average. about 40% of guys are between 5" and 6".

>>6658814
at this point you are just throwing around random numbers

i mean if you feel better lying about your size be my guest, i just think its stupid

>For adults, the average penis size is about 14-16cm (5.5-6.3 inches) when erect. The average girth for an erect penis is 12-13cm (4.7-5.1 inches). A penis would only be considered unusually small if it was less than 3 inches (7.6cm) long when erect.

>>6658487

I'd beleive them even if they said 18" because it's hot tbqh, I don't come to /d/ for reality

>>6658841
I didn't realize I needed to cite my sources, but alright...

Here are my sources:

- Drs Wessells H. T. and J Mcanich's paper for The Journal of Urology in 1996, "Penile Length in the Flaccid and Erect State: Guidelines for Penile Augmentation".

- Dr. Schneider T. et al, in a paper in Urology from 2001 titled "Does Penile Size in Younger Men Cause Problems for Condom Use"

- Dr. Chen J. et al, in a paper for the International Journal of Impotence Research published in 2000 titled "Predicting Penile Size During Erection".


These papers did many studies on sizes in the US and published their findings in those papers. Feel free to peruse them if you would like to check my numbers.

>>6659058
im gonna go ahead and dont believe those sources. you are probably like 4 inches or so, like everyone else in this thread, including me

Great. Here come the "you cannot be over 6 inches big, because I am not, either" asshole.

Question: If someone says they make 10k a month, is he a liar just because YOU are on minimum wage?

>>6659849
i would believe it when you would say that you have a massive 6 inch dick but claiming something like 8 inches is just ridiculous

>>6659892
>massive
> 6 inches

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