Huge cocks on males. At least 12 inches!
Futa not prefered...unless she is with a guy who is packing too!
NOW WITH 50% MORE JAPAN-NESS!
My cock is completely average in size, but i wish i was packing something inhumanely big. Im talkin 15-16" in length, as big around as a coke can. With a set of balls like naval oranges.
I just wanna cram it into the biggest sluts i can find.
Well sure, and some girls can't handle it...a deep throat is much rarer, especially one without teeth...you need a truly huge chest to tit-fuck...anal is usually completely out of the question...on and on and on
And while that's awesome for a fantasy...it would be basically useless in real life. Too big to be physically useful in sex, probably not enough blood in your body to get an erection of any solidity, and even if you did you would pass out....far more cons than pros.
> tfw 8x6
> tfw gf's teeth dig into your dick when giving a
> tfw she really wants to deep throat you
> tfw she finally gets it all in and you read the sense of fulfillment in her eyes
> tfw can't tell her it was because the pain from the teeth made you loose your boner.
thesex makes up for that, but ... yhea...
I just never thought I'd be the one to fake it eventually...
I can't really envy people with 10 inch penises that much anymore.
Exactly that. And the sex makes up for it...usually. I've been with a couple girls who couldn't take me vaginally...well, one couldn't at all, the other could but I had to be gentle and slow. And yes...I had to fake it a few times. Of course, one of those was because we were going to long that I was getting tired of it all and just wanted to be done. >_>
>tfw you won't have a dick so big your GF can't fit it in
>she won't peg you instead while giving a two-handed reacharound
>you won't hear her whisper in your ear how useless having such a huge thing is, that you might as well not have a dick at all... if it weren't for how much she loves the big white messes you make
Every time someone brings up the cons of a /d/ sized dick I just see only positives. The only real downside would be the struggle trying to keep it from being super-obvious in public when I go out.
>you will never walk around the house in loose-fitting pants and no underwear, just admiring how big and hefty your obvious flaccid bulge is
>you will never whip it out of your fly and just feel it slapping against your thighs
>you will never discover the pleasure of effortless auto-fellatio as a kid and suck your own monster dick every night
I'm just over 6 inches and I can still feel my friend's teeth whenever she tries to fit much more than the head in her mouth
I'm also on medication that makes me take forever to cum
>fuck her for nearly an hour
>no end in sight
>have to stop because her flatmates came back
It's kind of funny that 10 inches is the point at which proof is asked for. Someone said they're 6, another 7, I'm 8, but it's 10 that gets asked to prove it.
I mean, statistically it makes sense. 80% of people are 6 inches or less, so that one is easy to believe. You get towards 90% with less than 7 inches. 98% have less than 8 inches. Statistically speaking, 99.9% of people are smaller than 10 inches, and if we didn't know better, the statistics say that it should actually be 100%....but we know better.
saved this from last thread - if you're out their based urology-bro, we salute you - keep making the world a safer place for dicks everywhere.
holy shit, this dude is getting BTFO in the comments
tl;dr no one wants simpsons porn and also his OC is fucking a homeless man raping the ladies of springfield
99.9% sure that kind of shit results in chemical dependency - it doesn't make you temporarily bigger and you'll end up with ED and won't be able to get an erection without taking the pills.
Haha yeah, I kinda zoned out and pretended it wasn't Simpsons and it made it okay. But I kinda wish it had AT LEAST been grown up Bart or something instead of a random homeless man. Plus it's so inconsistent with it's time frame, character design, and even art style.
>you will never stay awake for hours in bed fighting erections as every single move of your thighs excites you thick, flaccid cock, which reaches down almost to your knees
>You will never feel your hot precum dripping out onto your neck as you pleasure your sweet boipussy by hand
>you will never sway your hips side to side and feel it wrap around your waist and smack heavily against your side
Help me out here, anon! It's fun~
>tfw you will never fill your entire mouth up with your head alone
>you will never walk around in reguler fit jeans and just feel the tight compression in your crotch where normal people are completely comfortable
>the idle pressure will never cause you to have a visible semi-hard cock outline that will attract the attention of passersby.
Is it wrong that it turns me on to be so much bigger than other guys? Like, knowing I'm bigger than someone makes me super hot.
>you won't be made to wear a collar sized for a neck just behind the head
>you'll never have it used as a hugpillow at night
>you'll never end up a technical perma-virgin simply because you can't possibly fit into your girlfriend/wife's vagina
>she'll never hold onto it for leverage while she lovingly massages your prostate
>you'll never be fed a strict diet that includes plenty of supplements to slowly make you more and more trappish while steadily enlarging your monstercock even further
I would live a spartan lifestyle to afford them and take as much as possible.
You and me both.
>tfw no anon to take this journey with together as we both slowly get more and more cute, and our cocks get more and more huge
I would want to be MORE masculine. Similar to this...kinda. It's a tad furry...not sure.
Does anyone remember the Master PC stories?
They're my ultimate fantasy.
> A couple inches taller
> Remove excess fat
> Pack on muscle
> More stamina
> Faster recovery time
> Full control over my orgasm
> Cum buckets
> and of course, a monstrous cock! I'd probably play with various sizes, but settle on human sized, but definitely the biggest on earth.
What about you?
> create a pocket universe that resembles my apartment, enter it
> give myself the body of a 20-year-old again
> wait for my 4 future selves (A, B, C, D, E) to come back in time to this moment. Future selves A through D should already have been transformed into hot women, future self E should be exactly as I am
> Erase all memory of the Master PC from self E only
> Compel future selves A through D to serve self E in any way he asks, make them all super horny, make it impossible for any of them to tell self E about the Master PC
> Turn invisible, keep the master PC handy, make sure nothing gets out of hand, make sure the food, beer & weed never run out
> At the end of the week, transform self D into self E, self C into D, B into C, A into B, and myself into self A
> Restore self E's memory completely, hand the Master PC over to him, have him send me back in time to the beginning as self A so I can live through the week five times from each of my selves' perspectives then get the machine back at the end
> Do this again and again over a span of years (centuries, maybe?), implementing all sorts of different /d/ scenarios (I've got LOTS of ideas)
I've... put a lot of thought into this.
D-Damn....that's crazy...but awesome.
But..there's something to be said about attracting other people too. Like, the chase? That said...I would probably do that for at least a couple weeks. XP
Was titled tuna summons sing bahumut
I don't know why, but the thing that always turns me on the most with these things is when they say things like "You're so much bigger than him" or the like. Just...so hot
Shapeshifting and body control are my biggest fetishes. Being able to remake my body into what I want, to have total control over my body and cum as much as I want is my number one fetish.
>Be hung like a horse
>Get bullied for it in school
>Somehow decelop the hots big dick humiliation
>Can't find any, cause monstercocks can't be bad
>Be sexually frustrated like hell
Soo... Anyone got any big dick humiliation?
>Have a fetish for femboys/traps with large cocks
>Finding any good art of feminine lads with bits larger than a tube of lipbalm is impossible
Please don't take this the wrong way, but if I could punch you through the interwebs I would. My tiny dick has held me back my entire life, so . . . yeah. If I was genuinely hung I would rule the fucking world by the power of my unstoppable cock.
I've been looking on source forever, and I know there are other gifs of the same models. You wouldn't happen to have sauce, would you?
Take the offer, 200$ is 200$, but use a condom if you think he has a disease
I wouldn't think so. I mean, I fantasize about having a bigger dick. I would curse my averageness, but I don't since I want to be grateful that I'm not below average.
And I don't care about being bigger than other people. That seems like an ego problem. It's not a comparison thing for me. I just want a cock that could be confused for a human forearm; it's irrelevant if other men have similar or even larger cocks.
It's rare because no one can write worth a damn when it comes to being over-sized. Usually there's too much exposition put into these kinds of things since the popular mindset is that having a huge dick is a great thing, and the writers try to make the audience believe being huge is bad.
Try this, for example:
yeah hes talking about metal owl.
supposively they know each other in real life and grew up together drawing so they adopted each others techniques to create two artists with similar content.
If this was a different forum, I might post something myself XP I have some good ones. But eh...unfortunately it's not the place for it.
Yeah but...if you're one of those who likes being small....then there's that.
Besides, being big isn't always good. There have been girls who can't take it, teeth are ALWAYS an issue, and condoms are just WAY more complicated. Plus, anal? Not likely.
>started fapping at 9 or 10, discovered hentai around 10-12
>at some point began fapping with 2-hands, stacked vertically
>never did any locker room comparison or anything because so socially awk all through middle and highschool
>I thought it was normal to need to use 2 hands to fap
>I thought 7" was average up to the end of school
>I am now between 8" and 8.5" at maximum hardness
>somehow developed taste for SPH, forced fem, and cock growth as some of my core fetishes before I knew I was huge
>this morphed into liking BCH without dropping the others
>BCH is infinitely harder to find
Probably an anti-depressant. Common side effect of them can be that it's really difficult to finish.
Little hard to describe, but sorta everything still feels generally pretty awesome, but it doesn't, like, the sensation doesn't quite stack, or build? A bit like "test your might" bonus game in Mortal Kombat at the MAX difficulty; spam as hard as you possibly can for results that fall off almost immediately. It -is- possible to finish, but can take a hell of a lot of energy and finding just the right spot to hit.
*Note* I have noticed the intensity of the effects has tapered off a bit over time (been on them a few years.) Not to the point where it's the same as if I was on none whatsoever, but it take WAY less effort than it did early on and is generally tolerable/manageable.
Also, in general, your sex drive can feel a little "blunted?" You'll still want it, and it's all still exciting, and fun, and awesome, but, the feeling at max intensity is dialed down a bit? Like, if I suddenly see a 10/10 woman just walking down the street, I have more or less the same mental/physiological response, it just caps out earlier.
Anyway, hard to describe precisely, and side effects vary from drug to drug and person to person, but hope this helps.
Pic on topic, but unrelated
Yeah, seems to be that too small can be compensated for with doubling down on oral, toys, hand, etc. Basically, there's some work-arounds and once she's satisfied, you can still physically have sex and it's generally not a problem for her to get you off in other ways.
With too big sex can be painful, damaging, or just not physically possible if the 'peg' is just too big to fit in the hole and there really isn't much that can be done about physical mis-match : | Also oral can be taxing etc.. Again, there are work arounds, but the physical part can be a pretty strident obstacle.
Again, generally. There's definitely some size-queens out there, or just that if the two of you are a match made in heaven relationship-wise you'll probably both be willing work to find an amicable solution.
Sources cited: Avid Loveline listener 10+ years
Between 18 and 22 or so. I had gotten chubby around 16-18 and lost the weight when I was like 21, discovering that I had added a bit more than an inch in that time period.
You know, I've got a small cock and its pretty much ruined my life. Having said that, I am glad beyond the telling that I am not into SPH.
Like what you like, anon, but I just couldn't get my rocks to degradation.
That's fair. To be honest spite keeps me going most days. I get angry about my genetic short straw, pun intended, and try to leverage a little dignity.
Also, I more or less treat the pain and self confidence issues like a skid and turn into them. It is neither pleasant nor healthy, but it's the only way I know how to deal.
See, that's something I never understood about people trying to bring "facts" into penis size, when penis size is completely about personal experiences and interpretations about the issue. It's as if people think there's just one way to perceive the whole topic.
When I was in the military, discovering just how much of a size difference there was between me and other grown-ass men really killed my self-esteem. Growing up, everyone says, "Oh, it's a trick angle they use in porn," or, "They just find freakish guys, so you can't really compare to them." But it's not true. They're mostly normal guys, maybe pushing 7 or 8 inches. Then when everyone's Willy is free and you find out that the so-called average of 5-6 inches was true 20 years ago and all the hormones in everyone's food has given them several inches, you wonder, "What is wrong with me?"
Then these hung bastards have the nads to say, "Oh, well, size isn't everything brah. I can't go balls-deep in a girl, I can't wear pants that well, etc." Really? That's your biggest problem? You're telling me that you just can't stand how you have a dick that makes a girl quiver because it is thick enough to hit every nerve and how you -- APPARENTLY -- can't ejaculate because you can't go balls deep? That first "problem" is complete horse shit because every guy is wired to ejaculate in thirty seconds when they see a girl go full-ahegao on his dick. And as for bulging out of your jeans, congrats you bastard, it's like being a girl with huge tits that everyone gawks at. It's literally an ego-boost in your pants.
So okay, boy-o, you have a /d/-sized dick and no one believes you.
YOU'RE ON A FUCKING ANONYMOUS IMAGE BOARD. WHY WOULD ANYONE BELIEVE YOU WHEN YOU'RE ANONYMOUS?
And if you think that having people NOT believe you about having a /d/-sized cock is bad WHEN YOU HAVE THE FUCKING PROOF IN YOUR BOXER SHORTS, you must be a goddamn retard.
tl;dr fuck you jackass
You don't need pianists fingers for a high WPM. I've got subby paws and I still type like a fucking tornado. All it is is practice. The problem is that most people are unwilling to put in the time it takes to get to that level.
No amount of practice will make your dick bigger.
Motherfucker, please. There are plenty of genetic fuckups in the military, anons point was that in the close quarters living of the military you see shit that out and out debunks many of the talking points on size.
Don't be so obtuse.
You're probably right. Having a big dick has it's downsides, but the upsides more than make up for them. I mean, I've slept with a number of girls for no reason other than they wanted to see what my cock felt like. I've been offered money from gay guys to suck it to completion. I can fuck someone and hear them scream "Fuck, it's so big". I can use two hands to jack off. I can enjoy watching a girl try as hard as she can to get it all down her throat and see her gag only half-way down.
So yeah...I see your point.
I measure from the pubic bone, on the side. AKA where it qualifies as "balls-deep". The reason I don't do on top is because I have an upwards curve and it's extremely hard to get an accurate measurement that way. As in, doing that has the end result measure constantly shifting within a quarter of an inch due to an erection going down while trying to measure and slightly straighten myself, as well as variances in tilt angle affecting the reading due to the curve. Additionally I have a weird suspensory ligament or something as the ruler doesn't press flat against my pubic bone on top (it has some side-to-side rock to it.) The side has given me the most accurate, consistent measurements.
This is absolutely true. There is nothing better than having someone find out about you having a huge dick and then having everyone ask about it. I remember back when I was 15 or 16 I went to school wearing khakis but no underwear, and having the girls ask to see me and prove that it's real. And from then on the conversations with them came much easier, because having a big cock is a natural ice-breaker with girls.
Unless you're just creepy-looking, in which case you come off as a disgusting pervert instead of a daring pervert.
fuck you. literally fuck you
i was in the delivery room with my wife when she was giving birth a few months ago. best day of my life. except it wasnt. because when we got our son back the doctor made a comment that "the nurse will want to see your son again in 18 years."
MY FUCKING NEWBORN
is better endowed than i am because APPARENTLY those kind of genes are passed down through the mother. which means my brother in law has a huge wang. which means my son is ALSO going to have a huge wang
and yet im smaller than a FUCKING BABY
fuck you, cunt
Before anyone asks, artist is Kamitora, that particular piece is called kaleidoscope eyes.
Could dump the entire thing, But that's like 20 captchas, and shit I got no time for that.
Could we maybe come back to the idea of big cock himiliation, again? Because that's really scratching an itch I could never reach.
Any other pleasantly-endowed anons feel like their dick has influenced their sexuality? My dick was adult size (5 -6 inches) since I was 12 so it was always drawing attention to itself and being squeezed by underwear. The day I realized I was big enough to both reach and fill up my own mouth I was a lost cause lol. Drunk so let me know if tmi or go on
>Could we maybe come back to the idea of big cock himiliation, again?
Fuck off. Nobody wants to hear about how hard it is to be rich, you fucking cunt.
My fav of his, wish he had done more with it.
Star Prince (Mousou Kizoku)
>tfw my dick size doesn't even matter because I'll never use it
I just can't get along with women. They want to talk too much and never share any real interests.
Many girls love to share experiences rather than data. There's others who do the latter but your chances increase far far more if you can relate to a girl through things like food, movies, art, music, and so on.
This correlates with the phrases "girls love a man who can cook", "the quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach", as well as the stereotype of the woman falling for the guy with a guitar. Among other things. Take up some kind of craft or (if you've got the money) become a connoisseur.
Generally, an aircraft engineer doesn't talk to his wife about the nitty details of his job, he talks about how his work relationships are, the weather, his lunch, and so on.
Again, it's not universal, as there are girls who want a cute househusband in a role-reversed relationship, enjoy pouring over math and science subjects. But judging from your images, you just want a more traditional girl, the kind who ends up becoming a MILF later in life. And luckily for you they're everywhere.
Plus, like >>6654687
said, if you think you have no chance, then you're sabotaging your own chances. There's a reason betting against yourself in competitions looked down upon. You can do it!
Good luck finding your waifu, anon.
There was a comic about a two sisters, one tiny, one busty, who had guys at their school they screwed, one fat the with a huge penis, both awkward. In the comic they switched partners and it was glorious.
I didn't know how big I was until I was 14 or so. When I was really young my only hint was comments from doctors. Later on I had to take cold showers before swim practice and spent minutes adjusting my package so it wouldn't look obscene in the skin-tight trunks we wore. When I stepped out and joined my team I didn't understand the weird stares women would give me. It started dawning on me after that. It almost got me laid once, when the topic came up and I mentioned I was just almost 8 inches long and 6 inches thick. A friend of mine (in what I realize now may have been a calculated move) said that sounded about average. I grabbed a plastic ruler and showed her how my size compared to an average dick. When I bent the ruler into a loop and compared the girth to her wrist her lips curved into a borderline mischievous smile. She then said something or other about how she was surprised that sizes smaller than had been satisfying in the past. She ended up texting me a picture of a sext a friend she had mentioned several times before and offhandedly asked if I was similarly large. It looked a little shopped but I just told her I wasn't as long but thicker. She begged me to delete the picture after I was done comparing as she said wasn't supposed to have shared it. A semester later I saw the same picture on a porn blog on tumblr and realized that zero evidence of her "friend" existed. She had thinking been thinking about my cock so much that she had to make invent someone who could verify her mental image of it. By then it was too late and she either calmed down or became interested in someone. I kick myself every time I think about it-she even had a cute childhood friend she would have casual lesbian sex with.
De Sade's "120 Days of Sodom". four rich assholes retire to an inaccessible chateau with whores, kidnapped girls and boys and "fuckers" who were selected for cock size while four ex-whores tell them stories about the weird shit they've seen.
>My tiny dick has held me back my entire life, so . . .
*reads job application* "well, you have the experience this position needs, but you have a tiny penis, so i'm afraid you don't get the job"
"But all my life i've wanted to work the register at 7-11! it's my dream!"
Well, self confidence can affect you in a lot of ways, and if you have something like that to feel self-concious about, it could be the difference between a successful interview and an unsuccessful one.
Or maybe he just means on the topic of relationships, I know mine makes me want to stay as far away from relationships as I can. Not that I really have a chance at one as-is, but given the chance I'd reject it myself out of such concerns.
More the latter than the former. I've enjoyed a degree of professional success, though I'll admit that I have to work at self confidence more than I'd like.
Personal matters, though? Yeah, I haven't had a good relationship in I can't remember how long and due to that and my small cock I just don't even want to try anymore.
>Be me, 18
>Looking for a job to afford games and music
>Can't find a job because my grades are shit from being bullied
>Swallow down the last bit of self esteem
>Go to McDolan's and ask for a job
>A week (and a ton of preparation) later go there for my first day
>Have to try three different pants because they are a horrible cut in the crotch area
>Boss tells me to keep my own pants, so I can finally start
>Co-worker comments on bulge, a costumer (soccer mom, two kids) clearly seems irritated
>Three days later I get told that I "don't fit into the work environment"
Considering I was still settling in, it was easy to get rid of me by saying something along the lines of "You are just bad at this, we tried to give you some time"
And yes, it is oddly phrased, but I guess that's just their generic excuse when firing a new face.
So that's my story of getting fired for my huge dick. Anyone wanna trade?
>Anyone wanna trade?
In a heartbeat, without question, no hesitation, yes I would trade cocks with you. I'll take on instance of admitted inconvenience and injustice over a whole swath of life I cannot enjoy.
>For adults, the average penis size is about 14-16cm (5.5-6.3 inches) when erect. The average girth for an erect penis is 12-13cm (4.7-5.1 inches). A penis would only be considered unusually small if it was less than 3 inches (7.6cm) long when erect.
I didn't realize I needed to cite my sources, but alright...
Here are my sources:
- Drs Wessells H. T. and J Mcanich's paper for The Journal of Urology in 1996, "Penile Length in the Flaccid and Erect State: Guidelines for Penile Augmentation".
- Dr. Schneider T. et al, in a paper in Urology from 2001 titled "Does Penile Size in Younger Men Cause Problems for Condom Use"
- Dr. Chen J. et al, in a paper for the International Journal of Impotence Research published in 2000 titled "Predicting Penile Size During Erection".
These papers did many studies on sizes in the US and published their findings in those papers. Feel free to peruse them if you would like to check my numbers.