Somebody posts a wish, the next poster twists it and makes a wish, so on an so forth.
I wish I was a fertility goddess that can impregnate myself at will with as many children as I want and suffer none of the negative symptoms of pregnancy (e.g. morning sickness, gestational diabetes, swollen feet, etc.)
You can impregnate yourself at will, but only after consuming a volume of sperm equal to that of a normal baby.
I wish that every woman in the world would be randomly given extra pairs of breasts that run down the normal mammalian milk lines. Some girls may not get any, some may get as many as six extra. History will be modified to make it always have been.
Instead of milk, it's overly nutrient enriched semen.
I wish there was a fertility entity that could grant you any sexual wish so long as you came into a bowl and gave it to her as an offering.
Breast tissue is divided up between each pair of breasts, so eight breasts wouldn't even count as A cups.
I wish I had a biological android girl that lactated quality black tea with just a bit of sweetness.
>consuming a volume of sperm equal to that of a normal baby.
Wouldn't that just be a load of cum?
She will grant your wishes, but genie style, i.e. you wish for a 12 inch penis, but you're still subject to the laws of your body and get lightheaded when it is erect.
I wish that I'm no longer attracted to this degenerate stuff.
Done. But you find it harder and harder to get off until you're desperately mind controlling women hoping to find one who can make you squirt.
I wish that incest became seen as a totatly normal thing for families to do and is discussed openly
It is done, but you have absolutely no control when and where you get off.
I wish I was an extremely busty women who did not grow hair below the neck, does not menstruate, does not get back pain or issues from her breasts, and has no compulsion or requirement to take dick or consume semen.
Granted, but all people are born pregnant but have no genitals, and when they die the next baby pops out.
I wish I were a cute shemale with a huge cock and enormous balls that produce huge amounts of semen.
Granted - the massive redistribution of blood required to maintain your erection causes you to lose faint if you ever go above half-hard.
I wish I had a magical character sheet that would let me instantly and painlessly alter any of my physical or mental features just by changing them on the page.
Granted but the sheet has positive and negative changes on it, and point values for each, and it only works if the changes you choose break even.
I wish I had massive tits with long thick nipples and could be milked like a cow.
Your wish is done but the nipples get in the way alot and are hard to hide (looked down apon in public)
I wish i could bend my (other other people's body) to my fetishs, like any of them, even the impossible
Granted but any changes you make to them, gets mirrored onto you.
I wish I would wake up tomorrow in a cyberpunk future as this girl.
Granted but that girl is a sex slave owned by an incredibly hairy and obese local lord.
I wish I had a factory full of hucows.
Granted but you get arrested the next morning because you were found guilty of kidnapping them.
I wish I could have a cute maid that is biologically altered to have the need to ingest large quantities of semen to survive. That way she would beg me to let her suck my dick 24/7.
Granted, but because one person cannot produce enough cum per day to sustain another person, she ends up sucking pretty much anyone's dick.
I wish I was a little futa succubus who would randomly appear to cute girls while they are masturbating.
Granted, but after a month of sexual conquest, you run into a masturbating cute female police officer and she fires at you out of fright and instinct, killing you instantly.
I wish semen was found to be scientifically important in preventing aging, so women have an incredible incentive to sleep with men ceaselessly.
Granted, but so far no one has ever wanted to fuck you once you appeared.
I wish that I could cause women's breast to begin to lactate within about a month of my hands coming into skin to skin contact with them.
Done but eventually sleeping with men is not enough and men are placed in milking areas like cows
I wish that the body became a lot more rubber like, allowing for inflation, vore and shit
Granted but now men grow older every time they cum unless they eat it.
I wana live forever as a cute trap
post more pictures anons!
Granted, but the only way for you to get off is on huge anal insertions.
I wish after puberty, all women appear pregnant permanently. They wouldn't actually be pregnant though.
Granted, but they are also unable to genuinely get pregnant, dooming the human race.
I wish to become an immortal fertility deity who can modify my body in any way and impregnate/be impregnated by anyone.
>I wish I was an extremely busty women who did not grow hair below the neck, does not menstruate, does not get back pain or issues from her breasts, and has no compulsion or requirement to take dick or consume semen.
No one twisted this? Fine, I'll do it.
Granted! Of course, the main reason you have no back pain is because you're a quadruple amputee and spend all day in bed at a hospital.
I wish I had the powers of Ant Man (can shrink down to various sizes without difficulty, and actually become even more durable and stronger than at normal size)
Granted, but women are no longer able to become actually pregnant, causing the dwindling of mankind, and the downfall of a species.
I wish cervical penetration is real and guys with big enough cocks can actually fuck a woman's womb.
Granted, but when you use your powers to shrink to the size of an ant, your intellect also becomes that of an ant.
I wish a mysterious scanner gun would fall out of the sky, allowing me to transform any 2d artwork into real life entities/objects.
Granted, but it causes a sepsis infection.
I wish that arm, leg, and neck joints were actually dicks inserted into pussies, giving everyone 11 genitals: 5 cocks, 5 pussies, and one where your normal one is.
>granted, but they're still 2-dimensional making sex impossible unless you like having your dick covered in paper cuts
I wish I was a hero on a /d/-fueled magical fantasy adventure, with a magic talking doujinshi novel, a sexy dickgirl, and the reanimated skeleton of Robin Williams as my allies
Granted. Everybody promptly has a massive orgasm, falls to pieces, then dies of thirst when they can't reassemble themselves.
Granted. The novel refuses to shut up (and magic, so stuffing it in a backpack doesn't work), the sexy dickgirl gets tackled by every /d/enizen you meet (and thus you don't get in on the action), and the skeleton hangs itself when it realizes the reanimation didn't include vocal cords.
Granted. The pet store where you live is, of course, a responsible one which ensures that all its stock is thoroughly neutered - right down to preventing sex-related behaviours like "posturing" and "humping".
I wish I was a sexy futa with a pet tentacle beastie, which enjoys sexing me up and treats me much like a friendly cat treats its human.
Its tentacles are as rough as a cat's tongue, so when it sexes you up (whether you want it or not) it feels like sandpaper on your privates.
I wish that all women's fat would redistribute so that roughly 90% is in their boobs and butts.
>skeleton hangs itself when it realizes the reanimation didn't include vocal cords.
Almost as depressing as the game I based my wish on
You are now attracted to different degenerate stuff, but these fetishes are totally original and no one else shares them or makes art for it.
The incest is only acceptable if every present family member does it together. Every.
They take advantage of THE CURRENT YEAR and undergo operations/hormone therapy to become trans-Incubi.
You grow no hair below the neck because you're horribly burned, basically any motion causes a zap of pain.
permanent morning sickness, even for the men
Everyone else in the world also has your character sheet.
Your tits are so heavy that you constantly injure yourself, Farmer John soon takes you out back and shoots you. It was kinder that way.
All the mass that goes to or leaves your dick/balls must come from somewhere else on your body.
You smell really bad and women hear the sound of their parent stalking whenever you're near them.
Chad still wins
They go insane from being surrounded by strange alien geometries and the incomprehensible "3rd direction".
I wish I could switch between penis/vagina and male/female breasts at will, stretch my tongue to any length I desired, could voluntarily control whether I was fertile, secrete massage oil from my pores, and easily gain muscle mass.
I like you, also
your wish is granted
your past is rewritten so at one point you had a good paying job
you were, however, fired before your first pay check
I just wish I was born a girl and could live a happy life
Granted, but your penis/vagina becomes horribly worn from continued transitions
In male form you have man boobs
Your ability to taste is virtually destroyed
The massage oil makes your skin taste horrible
And you develop a low metabolism
I wish sex brought me no pleasure
>Granted, but you grow up to be a tumblrina who whines about being misgendered as a girl when you are clearly a furdragon!
I wish my sister had an ass the size of two beach balls and she has an insatiable lust for me.
Granted, in addition, food as no taste, music sounds like shit and everything smells like old cardboard.
I wish I had a harem of futa girls on a rampage to drain every man they see of his sperm.
granted, but warhammer figurines come to life and begin purging all other figurines
i wish for immunity to all stds and the ability to redistribute fat to anywhere on my body so i can go from fat man to curvy shemale
granted but the smell is a result of a black miasmic tar that constantly oozes from the hole
i wish for the same thing the previous guy asked for but i want to be able to fire things out of my dick like a cannonball as well
Your allies are:
a talking book that never shuts the fuck up (That corruption is accurate, but at least Wiess is funny)
A beautiful woman who may or may not actually have a dick who wears lingerie constantly and has the dirtiest fucking mouth. (And people are actively afraid of her and keep the fuck away, so she's like the OPPOSITE of the wish corruption) Pic related.
A timid skele-bro who looks fuckin' creepy as all hell, but you just wanna give him a hug because he's a poor scared child with some really fucked up backstory and goddamn does he need a hug.
(Surprisingly optimistic, all things considered though. Would not hang himself.)
And above all else, a fuckin' amazing soundtrack. It's actually a pretty good game as far as hack n' slash action RPGs go, so you should give it a shot if that sort of thing is up your alley.
Granted! But your children are born sex addicts, about as suave and smooth-talking as Casanova, each with only one goal: seduce, fuck and raise born children with every being sapient enough to accept their advances. Including you, their mother and first wife.
I wish i could summon a near endless amount of lusty, ghostly slime maids to do my bidding, at will.
Granted, but you become a slime blob whenever you summon them.
I wish I could turn into a cute girl at will.
Granted, but you will always be on the receiving end of your fetishes.
I wish that 50% of the population would become humantaurs, with me being one of them.
Granted, but due not having enough brainpower, you need to focus on walking when you want to go anywhere.
Granted, you turn ito such a hairy woman thaat you're mistaken for a giant tribble. No one is aroused by this.
I wish i were able to turn anything into a humanoid female version of itself, with full sapience and yandere-like clingyness towards me.
Your yandere woman will want you only but if you make any more then 1 they will fight ending in both deaths
I wish i could conjure up anything out of thin air, including foods, fetish items and woman
Anything you create will be subtly imperfect in some annoying way. Only you seem to notice the problems.
I wish vaginas could be stretched to a point a grown person could be completely inserted inside. The act being orgasmic for both parties
Granted, but everyone else changes gender too.
I wish I turned into a cute catgirl.
Granted, but you are the size of a cat, and everyone treats you as an animal and cannot understand you.
I wish that all males would be replaced with futas with internal testicles.
You find the source of the picture but it is on a we page littered with translations of the writings of Abdul Alhazred. You read them and inadvertently summon Sbub-niggareth, becoming her avatar and expelling multitudes of squameous , cyclopean horrors from your foeted vaginas that proceeed to wreak havoc.
I wish to be able to, at will become a tentacle monster and be able to seduce and satisfy any woman on the planet.
It's yours my friend, but [spoiler]but only if you have enough rupees or[/spoiler] it instantaneously happens, causing the breasts and butts to explode and killing all women who aren't dangerously thin.
I wish I had a MILF suit like pic related, with the added bonus of being easily packed away and hidden when not in use.
You have your suit, but it requires one hour of warming up before being completely functionnal every time you use it, and the front and rear entrences can only be used to get in and out of the suit, making penetration impossible when worn.
You now can, but they either change the body of the person wearing them so it fits the outfit better, or changes his or her mentality to fit the one indicated by the outfit, never both.
Granted, but all females are replaced by male with vaginas.
I wish to get a job as a fetishy maid with a decent hours/salary ratio
>You now can, but they either change the body of the person wearing them so it fits the outfit better, or changes his or her mentality to fit the one indicated by the outfit, never both.
That's fair, I'm not into mental transformation anyways.
>I wish to get a job as a fetishy maid with a decent hours/salary ratio
Granted. You have a lifetime contract with your owner, who is, currently, a small child. You get the weekends and holidays off, and have free room and board on top of your middle class income.
I wish I was a shape shifting latex being.
Thy wish has been granted in the way thou wisheth it.
As your new masters apply the padlock to your outfit, you feel as though your body has lost some substance, almost as though you are floating through the air.
Your libidinous master flips up your skirt... and you feel it. You feel as though you have nerve-endings stretching throughout the suit, and you strangely feel naked with it on, spurring an alien feeling of exhibitionism, though you are clothed. You feel as though you have Become the leather, as though your actual heels have become the points on your leather boots. Your master feeling your new body causes you to convulse, as though your new composite-leather skin feels as though it were an erogenous zone.
Feeling the full breadth of the pleasure you can experience in this new body, you attempt to brush your own flesh... feeling only as though it is your own skin, no rush of pleasure, no orgasmic bliss. It is clear what your skin- I mean, your suit, is meant to do.
As a neophyte maid, you are to be "broken" to the ways of servitude. In your heart, you do not truly believe you are their slave, and only by drowning in pleasure, will you have these illusions washed away. And the Master of the hall is keen to feel your body, and you are reluctant to protest.
Throughout the day, tighter and tighter they lace your corset. It seems almost impossible how slight your chest has become. You are convinced it is an illusion. They assure you it will be much tighter by the end of the week.
Stripping out of your outfit, your service over, your flesh-body feels foreign. The sensations feel muted and dull, almost like sensory deprivation.
You have become addicted to your new leather substance, your own body a cold prison, begging to be bound again and betraying itself. Tomorrow, you will beg to be let back into the cell that is your own flesh. And You will never be let go.
They stop paying you. You never notice.
Wish granted, but in order to shape shift you will need to heat up your body to the melting point of latex and then cool to regain a solid form.
I wish that the whole of humanity becomes a species of hermaphrodites that appear almost completely female, minus the cock and balls, and that their bodies only produce enough testosterone to create fertile sperm for the purpose of procreation.
Granted, but you later learn that your specie of latex shapeshifters are xenophobic, paranoid control freaks trying to rule over the galaxy in the name of their own preservation.
It happens, but the social codes, fashions and aesthetics lead everyone to still act male in every regard.
I wish to enter the Order of the Blessed Lust
You're a futa and will need c-sections every time.
I wish I was a live-in female feedee, taken care of by a busty futa, who would never have to work another day and live a life of comfort and gluttony; diet and weight related health problems wouldn't apply to me.
>into a shemale who wants to have sex with me and will love it.
They also gain an incredible urge to hurt you during sex and get off on your pain. You're always going to be the bottom.
shit, I figured bigger dick desires = less masochism or something, guess not
reverse what I said, then. Hopefully that'll work. And also, they'll know you're the one that changed them. They probably won't be happy about it but you've got a few hours after doing it until anybody cares.
>last 24 hours.
wait so I have to de-change and then re-do it every 24 hours? shit senpai, that doesn't even seem worth it to me if it's painful, I'd probably just forget I could do it.
They are real now, but racism also is.
I wish to be the bride
They'll know you're the one who did it. They may or may not be happy about it, but the odds will be in your favor. There's about a 3% chance that they'll become inhumanly horny and rape you hard the first opportunity they have you alone. They'll be extreme sadists during this time, but only for you. Don't expect them to let you get off during the act.
So, you gonna make a wish? Fuck it, I'll make one.
I wish I could create collars that turn their wearers into specific animals for as long as they wear the collar. They keep their minds, personalities, and so on. They can both talk and make noises relevant to the animal.
Granted, but you have no control over what the collar turns them into while you are creating it, and can only find out by testing it. Could be a cheetah, could be a lamprey.
I wish I had an absurd stomach capacity, alongside a throat and mouth stretchy enough that I could gulp down a human if so inclined.
I wish for a beautiful Busty version of my waifu to be real and she also has a horse pussy and asshole and would never leave me for another man woman or horse
Your wish is granted, but; your asshole soon can't take anymore sex, you now get a pink rose.
I wish that I was a slave to a futa that would only feed me her large amounts of sperm, with my body rejecting all other foods and drinks.
Your wish is granted. The rest of your erotic life is spent bruised and battered under an avalanche of pails, but you do manage to corner the world bucket market.
I wish our universe's physics and biology incorporated many common animation gags and tropes: non-fatal and temporary flattening, inflation, stretching and distending, exaggerated noises, unusual and fluorescent hair and eye colors, and so on.
Granted but it's all incredibly painful to the point you wish you were dead for real.
I wish for a witch MILF who uses her powers to carry me through life. Making correct outfits force themselves on me, cutting my hair and cleaning me herself, switching bodies with me to make sure I nail job interviews. Things like that.
Granted. She is your mother.
I wish to live in a world where urethra can be stretched, slowly, but to the point where penetrating a penis with another is possible.
i just wish there were more flattening threads seems like they a dead thread now...
Granted, but they wouldn't snap back back to their normal size, they'd stay stretched.
I wish I had a dom who'd punish me for any fuck-ups I made; enemas, spanking, orgasm denial, anything goes.
Granted but the dom is your mother, who does all these things to you because of her obsessive coddling, and she will do it to you anywhere in front of anyone.
I wish the entire world were seperated into 3 sexes, 40% Shemales with huge genitals and super thick bodies who are always dominant, 50% femboys who are always submissive, and 10% true females who could be either and are constantly preggers trying to maintain the population.
Granted, but the separation is literal. The world actually splits up by sex into different nations and crossing the borders is physically impossible.
I wish I had a girlfriend that shared all my values, hobbies, and fetishes.
Granted but pissing on each other becomes the standard greeting and not doing so is highly offensive.
I wish I were a hucow freak medical experiment for the rest of my life.
Granted, but sadly for you, you get a replacement after a couple months so you spend the next years of your life being underused.
I wish to go to a school that has a uniform similar to those on pic.
granted, but it's a school for bed-wetting kids, and getting your diaper wet will get you into huge trouble with your teachers and make you the laughing stock of the class.
I wish that me and my girlfriend enter a dominant women's harem.
Granted, but you are locked in a soundproof cell with a one way mirror facing into the room where she is fucked stupid.
I wish my girlfriend could magically alter my body to suit her sexual desires.
granted, your are her new girlfriends strapon
I want to be turned into a living ball jointed doll girl
Granted, you are now a ball jointed doll with an insatiable sex drive and smooth, featureless plastic for your genitals.
I wish to be granted another posters wish from this thread, at the choice of the wish granter.
Granted, but whenever you change someones mental age you change with them, only returning to your normal state as you switch them back.
I wish to wear a chastity belt while leaking a supernatural amount of fluids.
Granted, but you're always lactating. And the amount of milk increases the bigger your tits are. A-cups make you squirt orange juice btw. I am currently drinking orange juice.
I wish to become a cowgirl with DD-cups that spends its life on some farm, getting milked and fucked pregnant again and again.
granted, but one other poster in this thread can also control your pocket dimension, overruling you and inflicting their fetishes on you whether you like it or not.
I wish that the drunker people got, the hornier they got, so that a night out would almost always end in an orgy.
Granted, but with so many people drinking you'll find yourself being pulled into sexual scenarios too often to get anything done every day.
I wish that all males turned either into a lithe twinkish butt-slut or into a heavily muscled alpha male, and all females had a similar transformation to a collected little princess or dominatrix.
Granted, but you are not the only one in the farm and you'll have to compete with the others to get the bulls and get to be pregnant.
Granted, but not everyone has some happy drunken nights, so expect a lot of hatefuck and orgies going very wrong
I wish to become a cute girl's trappy dress-up doll
Granted, but it's a little girl and her dressing you up is relatively innocent and when she gets older she will abandon you
I wish i had the ability to draw perfectly by my standards
Granted, but you lose all your inspiration and can't do little more than recopying things you have seen.
I wish to be abducted during my big day by someone with special plans for me.
Granted, but it's your own brother who kidnaps you, not realizing who you are. All your dirtiest kinks are forcibly done to you, all while your stuck awkwardly not wanting to admit to him who you really are
I wish I was turned into someone's cunt, with all my senses still intact.
Granted, your owner is an old lady. suffering vaginal dryness and infections.
I wish my girlfriend to force a leash on me and take a walk around town while I am on all fours, erect and naked
Granted, but this just so happens to be the day after a night-long city-wide party that got pretty out of control, so the streets are full of broken-glass, used condoms and frat boy barf.
I wish to be the personal assistant/sex-slave of a beautiful sea-dwelling Scylla, who keeps me in her underwater lair via use of a magic spell that allows me to indefinitely breathe underwater. In addition to being their to relieve her sexual needs, I want to be her test-subject for new erotic magic potions and spells before she's ready to sell them to Mermaid-society for piles and piles of gold.
Granted, but she disposes of you a couple monthes after several potion experiments gone very wrong. You are then free to go live your life as a mutated octopus.
I wish to become the assistant of a milf witch who takes me as her apprentice and test subject, getting me ready to be her future replacement.
Granted, but all her experimenting is towards turning you into a perfect clone of her and when you're finished training under her you are virtually indistinguishable from her, body and mind
I wish everyone around me gradually turned into bubbly airheaded bimbos/trappy himbos
Granted, but you know who's around you a lot anon? You. And probably your family too, if I had to guess.
I wish that, for every day for the next year, I would slowly grow more feminine, while also shrinking shorter, my chest getting larger, my hair getting lighter, thicker and longer, lips getting fuller, feminine pheromones getting more intense, and my ass getting fatter. At the end, I would instantly get much dumber, becoming a super short, super over-stacked, super stupid, sex obsessed, nigh-irresistible shortstack bimbo, around the height of a just below average midget.
You have failed to keep in mind the leap year this year, and unfortunately, the extra day of mental degradation, leaves you slack jawed and drooling, unable to even comprehend why people keep touching your bathing suit area.
I wish to be able to make mental suggestions to others, quietly bending them to my sexual wills and desires.
Whenever you use hypnosis on someone they get to return it, with the same power and duration as you inflicted upon them.
I wish a cute, well muscled futanari girl with hairy armpits and a huge cock would be in a healthy mutual relationship with me, though with her a bit on the dominant side in the bedroom, and not afraid to grope me whenever she wants.
Granted, however you are now extremely easy to arouse, but unable to orgasm, even anally. Also you're preferred gender becomes insatiably lustful whenever your in the same room, they strip and begin groping you sexually. Basically your horny and nothing can be done to change that unless you live your life as a shut in.
Granted, but the vaginas have a 50/50 chance (including if you went inside) of closing up completely and anyone inside would begin to be digested until they become nothing but nutrient rich sludge. Whatever the body of the female doesn't absorb of this sludge, gets pushed out. It also taste extremely good.
Granted, however after a few months she will want a child, but not want to get pregnant. She will go and find a woman and she will move in with the two of you. The futanari will end up loving pussy more than anything you can provide and you will end up only watching the two of them have sex.
Granted, but you look like an anime trap yourself.
I wish to become a masochistic incubus. Summoned by all kinds of customers so they can use me as they desire while they let whatever frustration possessed them freely flow out and make me pay for it.
I wish i was a woman with breasts large enough to prevent me from moving without help. possible expansion to the point?
Granted, but after taking so much injury you eventually become a completely senseless fuck nugget, losing any ability to feel or move and unable to die due to your immortality
I wish that as a person orgasmed they would transform little by little into a hyperactive bimbo obsessed with pink, sex, plastic, and cute things
Granted, but they are as numb and insensitive as they are big to the point that even the nipples are barely more sensitive than the skin on your heels.
Granted, but it works especially well and quickly on you.
I wish someone invented a set of machines created to give people certain fetishes, and I ended up being a test subject to verify the final, functional versions.
Granted, however when it was tested on you, it failed and you was turned into a persons sexual dream that was you being destroyed through sex
I wish that every woman was extremely sexy and was very lustrous over me, also that I would be able to think of any anime character I want and they would appear in front of me ready for sex
Granted, but they're all into your hard-limits and fetishes you find revolting.
I wish I could be be gangbanged anally by hundreds of people with dicks that are augmented to have increased semen production so I get a cum enema, and instead of reaching a limit, I get more turned on.
Granted but the semen is incapable of leaving your body normally so it builds up until your body gets ripped apart from the inside out killing you slowly and painfully.
I wish I could turn into a ghost and back at will and while in my ghost form, I could freely play sexual pranks on people. That means forcing outfits of my choice onto them, making women impossibly horny on a whim, and having their panties grow a cock and fuck them hard while they are in the middle of something.
Granted, but you can only do it during moonless nights.
I wish to be abducted and turned into a twinned sex slave along with a girl, both used to pleasure and entertain the same persons
Your masters are a ultra-abusive lesbian couple who have found a way to combine a strap-on and a taser.
I wish medications that could completely change a person's sex within 24 hours were on the market, and that they came with antidotes to change you back.
Granted, but they grow in proportion to original breast size. If they were small, they're slightly less small, but if they were originally really big, than they are much bigger.
I wish I could shape shift anything, including myself, into anything and mind control anyone to go through with fetishes.
Granted but your age 10x faster when shifting shape and the stress from doing mind control makes it extremely hard to stay awake.
I wish that characters in tv commercials involving idolized worlds (beer, food, laundry, commercials) would pop out of the tv after each airing, switch bodies with the audience, then throw their old bodies back into the ad.
You wish an extremely attractive women will seduce you, cause a loving relationship where you improve each others lives, get married and have 3 amazing kids and generally having a pleasant live.
granted but you end up just a dude with breast implants
Granted, but in turn you will be locked into chastity by the first person who you will attempt to get laid with, and will spend the rest of your days as their BBW MILF slave, trapped in a perpetual hell of lusting over younger men, but being bound to one without release.
I wish I was taken in by a girl with the obsession of playing dress-up with her submissive new boyfriend.
Granted, but a majority of your "customers" will be unattractive in the extreme, and you're stuck there until somebody lets you free...
I wish I had a bottomless stomach, and could transfer all consumed calories as fat to myself or someone else with a touch.
Granted. Unfortunately, your public toilet is on an alien homeworld, and while the locals are invariably attractive bombshells or hunks, the inherent values dissonance means they're either too shy, haughty or kindly to order you, or they order something you cannot do, comprehend or understand why it is so erotic to them. In the end, you're left more confused and frustrated than aroused.
Granted. Not only do you always feel like you're starving, but transferring calories leaves you winded and worn out for a long time afterwards.
I wish my house was swarmed by monstergirls of varying sizes, all of them trying to win over either my heart or my dick, and don't mind sharing me.
Your trampled and killed, luckily due to the monster phermones your senses are dulled and its painless, allowing you to enjoy your monster induced death
I want someone else on the board to give me a wish, something dirty to happen to me ;^)
Granted. You wake up, as a busty elven woman in a mud bath with about twenty seven muscular, voluptuous porcine orc amazons. Complete with arm-thick penises, and a distinct lack of one breast per woman. Wonder what the wish was?
I wish women would grow more aroused the higher their body temperature rose. Unless they cool off, no amount of sex or masturbation would sate their lust.
granted, but it involves the one fetish you hate most, and if said fetish involves your death, you will respawn video game style for all eternity
if a woman goes through her period without having (straight PIV) sex, she will go through an incredibly painful binary fission, pregnancy becomes the most pleasurable and safest acivity ever.
Granted but a scientist quickly makes a cheap and easy to wear device the lets the user control the temperture around them to counter this so it will only work if you can break/steal a woman's device.
I wish magic was in place forcing women to be as good looking as possible at all times. This includes
>Having excess body fat forced out of their body.
>Scizors/razors will hunt them down and do their work if they fall behind on hair removal. They could be sitting on a train only to have a floating bottle of shaving cream and razor waiting for them at the next stop, ready to pull their pants/panties down and shave them/clean it up. Same deal applies to make up.
>Proper clothing will hold them down and force itself onto them, any liquid or stain will just instantly disappear.
>If they have a bad face or figure stopping them from being at least a 7/10 in normal standards, an attractive women matching their basic information like age, race, or hair colour will come out from the next ad they watch, hold them down and switch their appearances. Said ad women will then return to whence she came leaving the real women dumb founded.
Granted, but this mysterious magic also makes women far more prone to lesbianisim as a side effect
I wish to be a cute harpy girl
I wish I could finally be with my waifu...
You are one. Your intelligence is reduced to that of a turkey, you only get close to other harpies and chicken out every time something else moves close to you.
You now live with her. You pay half of the rent, she pays the other half. She hates your guts and can't wait to move away. You get all the feels you could imagine when at night you hear her from the other room having consensual sex in the missionary position under the sheets with the lights off with her boyfriend.
I wish to be taken as someone's sub,be spoied with a huge closet fulle of the prettiest clothes,and have no choice but to wear them to perform my duties on a daily basis.
Granted, but your wardrobe consists of tailored suits and men's casual wear and your duties consist of hard physical labor and a strenuous workout routine designed to mold you into the male ideal. If you were female before, this also means a full transition.
Your dom is also bearmode, enjoy.
Granted. She is a workaholic policewoman. You passed her by once while she was giving some guy who drove too fast the ticket he deserves.
Speaking of which, I wish to join the fetish police.
Granted, but you do so well you get promoted to commissioner of the fetish police quickly and hardly ever get to do anything beyond paperwork.
I wish to have a super built futa girlfriend who needs to blow off steam every night by fucking my ass like I was a living cocksock.
Granted, but you become asexual. Nothing turns you on.
I wish I could add or remove genitals of my choice to my body, where my junk currently is with a full or partial any species or size set of male, female, both, or neither at my whim; and consciously adjust my libido to wherever I want it as well.
Granted, but everyone who sees your genitals considers them to be freakish and unattractive, no matter what they look like or what the person you're trying to fuck is into.
I wish I could control my bladder continence at will, being able to turn it "off" when I want to wear diapers and whatnot, and back on whenever I need to.
Granted, but the process is extremely painful and you have to also remove the parts from a live host. The removed parts die if they're not on a living host as well.
I wish I had the option to transform from female to male indefinitely and back from male to female. With this I'd prefer to keep fertility, I just want to explore what it's like.
Granted, however as it gets longer, it gets disproportionately less sensitive, making it difficult to orgasm more than once a day, twice if you try really hard.
I wish that my penis would shrink over the course of a night's sleep to 10% of its size, while at the same time, my nipples and testicles expanding to 1000% of their current size, along with each part resized becoming 10000% more sensitive to pleasure.
The demon that is the Square-Cube Law applies and you find yourself barely able to support your own weight. Every trek beyond your bed to address your needs must be done by crawling as a result.
I wish to always be able to put out. No refractory period, no after-fap shame, and no instant turn-offs.
Wish Granted, however the show is so popular that when you leave you're constantly stalked and harassed by creepy rabid fans.
I wish that cum was considered a dietary staple, and nobody would look twice when seeing a woman or man using it as a condiment or drinking a tall glass of it.
Wish granted but ingesting it now very slowly turns 65% people into monster girls and anthromorphic animals, the other 35%'s mind slowly changing to being into anthros and monster girls, the change is slow enough so even as they're taking a futa wolf's cock down their throat they remember that they hated "furry shit". You're part of the 35%
I wish my desktop was working so I wouldn't be stuck on this crap laptop.
your desktop works but now whenever anyone else is in the room no matter what you actually have open they will see the last thing you saved to your porn folder on full screen. however the screen will appear normal to you
i wish to be a qt. inflatable waifu
Wish granted, but your owner will often pump you full to the brim, pushing you to the max and beyond, potentially popping you.
I wish to be a femboy whore, who's specialty it inflation.
Fine, but your clientele consists entirely of disease-riddled homeless men and alien spiders who need somewhere warm to deposit their eggs. You won't last a week.
I wish I could use my mind to sculpt women into whatever body I feel they should have.
Done. But the sculpted body only lasts around a day before they revert to normal.
I wish that my cock and balls can exceed to sizes no man can reach, becoming more sensitive with each meter added.
Granted, but they become so sensitive so quickly that you blow your load almost immediately and they shrink back down to regular size with a 48 hour refractory period.
I wish i was a regular cute girl with normal working bodyparts, and had a very fufilling life.
Granted, but you now find it very fulfilling to laze about all day and pack on the kilos.
I wish I had the civic duty to wear nothing but extravagent dresses every single day and be forced to go to weekly balls and waltz with every man who offers (minimum of 10).
To ever not do so would result in 72 hours in the public pillory.
Granted, but all the men you dance with only do it because they too are forced into dancing. Having to find a ball on a Tuesday afternoon is taxing, and as a result, they're generally pissed throughout the whole ordeal. Infact, most simply let the clock run down, just to see you in stocks.
I wish to have a lizard/reptile/raptor hybrid pet, about the size of a great dane, and have the size and productivity to feed it my cum on a bi-daily basis (enough to make its belly distend abit).
Granted but it's soon taken away from you due to the animal abuse.
I wish to become an immortal loli empress of the world with the ability to change my size anyway i want, crushing anyone who resists me.
So many people try to resist you so that you have to crush the entire world and end up drifting in space forever, eteranally suffocating.
I wish I was stuck in an indestructable, yet comfortable maid outfit that can never be removed and that any mess that stains or tanishes it is instantly vanished.
Done, you're now the best maid in the world, loyal to your master till death
I wish I could be a cute trap with a big ass, totally hungry of cocks
Fine. You're cute, real cute, cuter than a kitten trying to catch a goldfish. You're so fucking adorable that nobody can stand the thought of defiling you and you are left forever hungry for schlong.
I wish everybody on earth became buxom women who reproduce with massive, squishy, writhing tentacle dicks that come out of the vagina and retract when not in use.
Done. This leaves a lot of people very confused, and leads to mass hysteria.
I wish that, by making skin-on-skin contact with a person, I could take their greatest asset. This could be anything from a pretty face, to stellar tits, to a strong mind, and so on. In cases of subjectivity, what I deem best is best.
You literally take it, leaving the person bleeding on the side of the road.
I wish that I was transformed into a girl that never aged and forced to repeat the same grade ad nauseum and everyone thought this was perfecly acceptable.
Granted, but you must attend the same school, even after everyone leaves it and it becomes run down and deserted.
I wish that sexual work was completely legal, that I could hire a "maid" that by contract must submit to my kinky whims.
That maid is incredibly overweight and cant go for very long without having a rest.
I want to be loyal to a dominatrix that can swallow me whole whenever she pleases, I don't get digested in her belly and it makes her and me cum buckets.
Granted but it takes her a day for you to get out of her body and you come out of the anus with whatever is in there.
I want to be able to turn any person into any inanimate object I like and any inanimate object into a person.
Granted, but changing yourself is extremely painful and can result in your memory/knowledge changing to suit what you've become, and changing other things is very strenuous and can cause huge migraines.
I wish for someone else here to grant me a wish correlating to their own fetish. Surprise me with something dirty.
Granted. You now have the ability to transform someone into any female character from anime, manga or similarly styled media, including clothes and her attraction towarda you. However, that someone who you can transform is me. We will probably never meet, so chances are you will never get to use your powers.
I wish the wish I just granted didn't have the drawback of not being used due to lack of proximity to the target.
The maid outfit is eternally clean but you yourself are not. It is incredibly smdifficult to wash yourself while wearing that thing and you will develop some serious body odor.
I wish I was an unaging shota around 9-10 years old in a relationship with a busty unaging Christmas Cake around 30 years old
Granted, but due to being so young, you're unable to ejaculate or orgasm, and you soon grow bored of only being able to feel up tits.
I wish to have an app on my phone that can modify myself or others in any way I decide, with whomever can perceive those modifications being solely up to me (the subject and I will notice but nobody else, I'll notice but nobody else, not even I will notice, etc etc.) There is a failsafe that resets everything back to the way it was before I made a single change.
Granted, but the app causes the phone to run out of battery after one use.
I wish womens' bodies would grow when aroused, and the growth is dependent on level of horniness. So, a mildy horny woman would grow less than an extremely horny woman.
>>6633322 Granted. You now have the ability to transform someone into any female character from anime, manga or similarly styled media, including clothes and her attraction towards you without regard to target proximity. Alas since anime, manga and similar media tend not to have any attraction towards you you are forever alone unless someone wrote you into their fanfic...and since you hang out on /d/, well, that fanfic was a post in a vore thread.
I wish to get married to a Lamia who likes to cosplay and have twin harpey daughters...PUNNET SQUARES BE DAMNED. (what can possibly go wrong with this?)
Granted but she's venomous and one day you fight and she bites and kills you accidentally leaving her as a single mother who will forever hate herself.
I wish I would grow a random nice sized dick or a timy microdick every night for an hour and to get rid of it I have to come by touching it or playing with my butt.
Aww yeah gimme a dick.
Every night that you don't get rid of your dick the size stays added on you permanently
I wish that I could change my body on command and even turn into a girl. I could change any aspect that I wanted at any given time.
Wish granted. The good news is that the area of growth can be controlled by the woman and her partner; the bad news is that said growth is caused by a backflow of ridiculous quantities of girlcum that can only be released by orgasm or sheer pressure forcing the floodgates open, and the growth being pleasurable creates a feedback loop where she won't stop until she's ready to pop (both metaphorically and literally).
Wish granted. Unfortunately, the process of changing takes about a week, even for the most minor of alterations, and occurs much like an insect molting out of its former body; the skins you leave behind each time sell for absolutely ridiculous amounts online, however.
I wish human beings could process substances inside their bodies at the molecular or atomic level, with no danger from things like toxicity or acidity/baseness and with complete control over their movement (ie your GF gorges herself on some nice fruit and her mammeries start producing wine instead of milk or you get baked as fuck while she's giving you head and you give her a second-hand buzz through your THC-enriched cum)
Granted. But when you get aroused you lose control and change gender randomly, and with your genetalia switching back and forth you find it impossible to reach orgasm from anything but anal.
I wish that I were able to turn into an obese girl temporarily, so I can feel my flabby body bounce up and down when I ride men.
Yes sir. You can change into anybody or anything, no matter how outlandish or disgusting, but the process takes an entire week, cannot be stopped once it begins, and is extremely painful for every minute of it. But when you're a triple-dicked shortstack MILF that lactates ice cold cola it'll all be worth it, right?
I wish science would create ideal Elvin mates to rid the world of incels and lonliness. Red pillers and robots can get a sexy, loving wife and legbeards and femenazis can get a handsome, doting husband.
Granted, but with each turn, the period of time when you are her increases. Keep it going, and it might last years.
I wish women would grow an inch taller whenever they have an orgasm.
Granted, but it has the same effect on your stomach and intestinal contents, leading to some... novel bowel issues.
Granted, but she gets thinner in the process, and if you're unlucky enough to be fucking her vagina your penis becomes trapped tightly for an hour or so.
I wish I had a well-behaved maid whose breast milk was sweet, high in nutrients and fat/carb/sodium-free.
Granted. Unfortunately the mates are so perfect that everyone becomes engrossed in their match, ignoring everyone else, and ending up more isolated than before.
I wish that periods could be prevented through ingesting semen.
I wish that being immobile (in any form- obese, boobs, butt, amputees) was a desired trait among women.
Granted but you lose both hands so you can't actually point.
I wish that certain forms of alien symbiotes came down to earth that only attatched them selves to females. It keeps the host healthy, well nourished, clean, fertile, docile, relatively silent, and potentially immortal if no mortal wounds are struck.
If at any point someone wants to have sex, the symbiote opens to allow access to the nether regions and will force the host to stand still and take the dickings.
Granted, but only in the far furture, where it becomes a niche fetish because all humans have the ability to float telekinetically
I wish that all women had the power to shrink men's penises down to at least 1 inch, completely hard.
Granted. However the monster/alien girls behave as such, eventually overrunning the planet and feeding on the human race.
I wish every human of reproductive age was able to get pregnant. Especially men whose anal wombs didn't go through periods at the cost of being hyperfertile. Becoming pregnant is seen as a normal part of life for men and women regardless of sexuality and makes you start taking on regular extra feminine qualities (lareger breasts, lactation, etc.) Also the world has the capacidity to feed and support everyone
Granted, the needed changes to human physiology turns them into little more than rutting beasts. The pheramones produced by this cause plants to go rapidly, so people are able to eat as food is around them all the time. Society collapses as people just fuck and eat, likely at the same time.
I wish that I could be turned into a cowgirl. The milky moo-y kind, and not be put up for the butcher.
You will be kept safe, have a warm bed, and have three quality meals a day given by a couple so caring that they wouldn't dare exploit you and only want to keep you happy.
Unfortunately you've been designed for breeding so not only are your tits and udders are constantly aching from a lack of milking your pussy needs dick so bad it actually hurts.
Granted, but they can't choose which penis is shrunk, so shrinking randomly during sex becomes extremely common.
I wish that it was obligatory for coworkers to perform sexual acts as "bonding" exercises.
Too easy. But that also includes any potentially fat/ugly/smelly/otherwise unattractive coworkers. Mandatory. Alternately, the acts are exclusively homosexual as not to lead to an increase in workplace pregnancies (unless you're into that).
I wish for the ability to transform my body into a normal, attractive in whatever way I define it, woman's, and back, within a few seconds, without drawbacks or side-effects, at will (and only at will, not subconsciously) without any additional transformation requirements. My brain and mind are completely unaffected and the female body is fully functional except it can never get pregnant, lactate, or has a period, but includes getting orgasms through masturbation and/or sex, without impacting my ability to get orgasms as a male.
I tried my best to make this wish foolproof, so you'll have to be a bit creative.
Granted. BUT. To learn this ability one must dedicate their whole life to the arts of a secret cult and you only learn it when you are very old. You can only transform to a woman of your age.
I wish for the ability to know every possible event beforehand and the actions I need to take to achieve my goals and use it in order to lay with whomever I want.
the moment you gain the ability your mind is annihilated due to the sheer scope of possible worlds
I wish I had the perfect picture to fap to, which I could fap to without anybody ever knowing or even thinking of the possibility
You get what you want. At first. But over time, you start to realize that there's a growing void in your life. Your female form begins to feel an increasing, gradual need to be bred, and your male version likewise feels increasingly in rut after increasingly short periods of sexual activity in your current form. Clearly, interrupting your forms' natural biological processes is having an effect. Over time, the urgings grow stronger; soon you have difficulty controlling yourself sexually, eagerly taking on multiple partners in a fruitless - but frenzied - attempt to breed and be bred. It quickly reaches the point bordering on madness for you, and you ultimately realize that the only way to rectify the situation is to find a way to negate some of your natural protections, have yourself impregnated artificially, or utterly lose yourself to your own urges.
What choice do you make..?
Granted. Eventually over population destroys earths resources to the point that people start dying of hunger respawning and dying of hunger again forever and ever.
I wish all women on earth turned into oppai lolis but were still capable of reproduction
Granted but everyone stops bothering with wars after a few years now that there's no point in waging them other then the joy of murder.
I wish that every household/apartment had a magical being lived it that couldn't be chased out or harmed. They always take the form of a very attractive but still wholesome looking women in their early thirties (think mom's in laundry commercials) and don't age.
They use their magical powers to force themselves into a motherly position for everyone in the house, regardless of age or position in the family. She'll do all the house hold chores and meal preparation but she also uses to powers to act like a controlling mother. She'll create the clothes she wants everyone to wear, not give anyone a choice from the selection and she'll do that by having them force themselves onto the person. Same deal applies to other appearance related factors like hair or make up.
She'll also act like the family problem solver in fun ways. This includes
>If your having an emotional problem, she'll force you to cuddle her while talking it out.
>If husband and wife and lost their willingness to fuck, she'll possess the wife and cast a spell on the man to max out his sex drive.
>She'll teach any men who lack sequel experience how to kiss and fuck via making them do it with her.
Granted, but while this makes for some nice tittyfucking the kind of internal depth and diameter your average loli possesses makes anal, oral and vaginal sex pretty difficult and unpleasant for the upper half of the endowment spectrum. Boys and dickgirls once prized for their girth and length become sexual pariahs and humans begin a centuries-long shift towards shota-scale physiology to better suit their loli counterparts.
I wish human GI tracts became efficient enough to utilize EVERYTHING from the food we eat and eke out that much extra nutrition and energy and that our metabolisms got so hyperactive that, while still utilizing the same calorie range under normal conditions, we'd melt off fat during intense exercise or blow up like in the attached pic while snacking on calorie-dense foods.
Humanity becomes extinct soon enough because everyone is so fat because they literally become blobs of flesh trapped within themselves that attract wild animalls looking for easy meals.
I wish that I was part of a highly successful band who had unwittingly signed on for several albums released over 15 years and was contractually obliged to wear the stage outfit of maid costumes at all times.
Granted. However, the band quickly winds up running itself aground via drugs, sex, and heavy partying at around the 14 year mark; tragedy hits your band and you and one other are the only survivors.
Modern medicine keeps up with you and you two remain attractive into the foreseeable future. Eventually, to honor your fallen bandmates, you have a reunion tour to end all reunion tours. It is so epic that Maid fever grips the populace and your tour album quickly becomes a bestseller.
During your last concert, you die of an undetected cardiac problem at the very end of a lengthy solo. You pass away with a smile, surrounded by Maids both from your generation and the younger, as you can see your fallen bandmates once more.
I wish I had the ability to cum gallons and stretch out girls without causing them anything other than temporary pain.
Granted. However her true intentions are somewhat sinister. She feasts on the lifeforce of other creatures, and her efforts to keep the family together and functioning normally are a form of farming.
All humans die by the age of 50 due to the effects of living with such a parasite nearby, and are so controlled as to be unable to even realise what is happening, let alone fight against it.
Granted. However you always cum gallons, making masturbation practically impossible without destroying your furniture, and you have difficulty finding anyone willing to take such a large load.
I wish I had the ability to make any chosen passerby urinate their self completely, so that I could use it to exact revenge on people I perceive doing unkind/evil things.
Your band stops being successful after five of those three years due to changing public interests. You spend the other ten trying to be relevant again.
I wish for a singularity, and everyone lives in a perfect immortal simulated paradise under the supervision of a superintelligent AI, without war, death, disease or even poverty, unless they explicitly ask for those. Anything you desire is possible. Any fetish, any scenario.
Wish granted. With the side-effect that changing your gender also inverts your sexual preferences. Your current fetishes become complete turn-offs, while things that would normally disgust you become irresistibly arousing.
I wish I had a magical maid whose appearance aged a lifetime in a day, becoming 18 again at the stroke of midnight, so that I could experience fucking her at every stage of her life.
Granted, but she remembers everything from every time loop, soon becoming completely bored of everything.
I wish that I was a cute boy that Futas would strap to their chest and fuck as they go about their daily processes, being traded off from time to time as well.
granted, but every futa you get has a small dick which you can barely feel
I wish i could be a breeding slaves to huge dicked futas who feed me their delicious cum everyday, and make me pregnant with an oversized belly and huge milky tits
I wish for the ability to manipulate a EM field that when focused on a target makes them much more suggestible to the point of hypnotism. It can also be used to manipulate emotions and arousal among other things.
I wish to make a band and we become worild wide popular, number one albums and hit singles after another, generation defining music, hall of fame, and grammys, all that rock in roll musical fame and popularity.
I also cand die happy on stage after doing one last show
Granted, however all women are affected, Including the Children and Grandmas.
I wish I could turn whoever and whatever I want into a living breathing and at least semi-intelligent girl based off the original thing I transformed.
> My brain and mind are completely unaffected
Keyword being "completely", I knew some sort of mind rape turbo-slut stuff would be coming (it always does). The one with the cult was a more creative idea (except that could be considered an "additional transformation requirement", which I ruled out as well, though that technically wasn't the sort of requirement I thought of, but it still fits if we're being literal (which is the whole point))..
As you wish. Transforming into an attractive woman is no issue for you, but transforming back every time you wish is. The process, despite your desperate bargaining, is imperfect; and every time you transform back you one or more of the features of your chosen female form upon your return to masculinity.
You slowly become a monster, losing your previous self, and find your "unaffected" male mind trapped in a body that isn't your own for fear of doing any more damage to your original self.
You begin to forget what you used to look like, and the temptation to change your form is always there, but it carries with the dark knowledge that you will be changing who you were.
To cope, you eventually resign to a life of womanhood; albeit without the ability to bear children. Upon confessing this to partners you are often left behind as they seek a better potential mate.
You occasionally change back into your malformed male-female hybrid body, but crave the attention you got as your "sexy" form and give in to the temptation.
You are later captured by the United States government after you accidentally change in someone's presence. Tests are performed, and you die alone on a lab table. The US manages to synthesize an agent that can change hair, eye, and skin color permenantly from your corpse, and makes trillions upon trillions of dollars. You are forgotten by everyone, your corpse dissolved and all evidence of your lives destroyed in an attempt to sweep the governments evil under the rug.
As for my wish, I wish I had the ability to cast magical spells from all realms of fantasy, when I consciously chose to, without harm or alterations to my body or mind in any way, shape or form - and without any cataclysmic destruction due to my sudden acquisition of power.
So as to make it sexy, I'd use the spells to charm and shape people into beautiful forms. I'd offer my services to /deviants and women seeking plastic surgery alike. I'd wind up with a chubby/fat waifu with fair skin and enormous tits and be happy, building a huge wizard tower with my money from performing services.
Except when transformed they retain any behavior or lack thereof they exhibited before. This means anything alive (besides another human) would still act like an animal as far as they could, and anything non-alive would be alive but have no idea how to use the female body it gained and more or less act like a newborn (which are semi-intelligent).
Alternately, if you want to consider semi-intelligent as including full control over their body and its functions, if originally animal, they still keep that behavior, and if material, they keep the texture and properties of the material. (so a girl based off concrete would still be made out of concrete, being rough to the touch, including orifices, as well as cold and heavy).
Alternately alternately, posit the transformation gives them a body resembling flesh, and the mental capacities to use it, then they're also intelligent enough to possibly refuse sexual advances, and if she resists it can be considered rape and appropriately punished.
As for mine, I wish for the ability to consciously (and only consciously) "make any wish come true", which means that I can will literally any thought I have to become reality, by the "spirit, not the letter, of the wish", meaning it happens they way I want, not the way I formulate it. This ability comes without any sort of cost or drawback (especially no random Very Bad Things just because I didn't say they wouldn't happen) and includes wishing to retroactively undo any previous wish and its consequences at any time, No wish causes inadvertent negative side effects, especially if they would negatively affect me or impact my ability to make further wishes. And no matter how many wishes I make I can successfully wish for myself to not be bored.
Let's see if I covered everything this time or if there's still a caveat I missed.
>and back, ... without drawbacks or side-effects
Covers all of this not happening. Also I obviously posit I'm smart enough to not get caught or get into any compromising positions that would attract unwarranted attention and/or get dissected. Also I'm in Europe, so it's not the US that would get hold of me anyways.
Granted, but you have to acquire any of the spells in the ways as described in their source material, which generally includes weeks or months of study, and possibly pacts with eldritch entities. I.e. you have to work a whole lot until you can do all the cool stuff.
Furthermore your services inevitably attract the attention of less wholesome individuals and you end up either kidnapped, "recruited" by the government or blackmailed by someone threatening your friends and loved ones for those abilities.
>I'm positive I'm smart enough to avoid any draw backs.
I missed the side effects part, sorry. Wish granted, you can't even find love as a sexy female because you're insufferable. You get kidnapped as your hot female, change back to defend yourself, and are stabbed multiple times in the chest out of both panic and self defense within the first month. Your body is never found.
I'm surprisingly ok with this, could I not just cast spells on my captors or family's captors to get them to do as I wanted though?
Technically you can defend yourself with magic, but eventually you'll come upon someone sufficiently prepared that can protect themselves from your spells or disable them; almost all classical fantasy has a spoken and/or gesture requirement to activate, so there's not much you can do if you're kept bound and gagged, with a pistol trained at your family's heads if you're not, or some kind of failsafe or dead man's switch. So if your captors are inept, you'll get away, if they know what they're doing no one will ever find your body either.
But, desu, I guess if you just come up with one specific contrived scenario you can corrupt almost literally any wish, I think it's much more interesting to find fundamental flaws in the wish. (which in your case was my first point, the requirement to learn the spells, and only now I also notice you didn't specify a lack of material costs, so there could be a lot of exotic ingredients or just pure cash (5.000 gp worth of diamonds) needed. Granted this isn't as big, especially if you make a business out of it, but it's still there.)
I play wizards often! Especially with D&D spells I'm going to need some exotic reagents. (Gold in some cases, bat guano in others.) though in some fantasy settings like Witcher or Warhammer Fantasy reagents aren't often used. It was purposefully very broad, and completely optional whether I cast the spells, because if someone were to corrupt a spell or a genre I'd just use a different one.
Ok guys, back on target.
I wish I went a school where Bondage was part of the girls uniform and though as taxing as wearing bondage from 8 to 4 is, people still came because the prestige pretty much guaranteed a high paying job.
Granted. But gags are required, so the girls can't interact with other students, making it essentially a boys' school socially with a few loner girls.
I wish sexual community service was implemented, where for minor misdemeanors (speeding, not paying taxes etc.) the convicted had to offer themselves up to the members of their local community for sexual acts.
Your wish is granted, but the convicted party is interrogated after sentencing so the court can find what sexual act they find the most disgusting. The man/woman is then forced to preform acts that he/she finds unbelievably repulsive.
I wish that all females of legal age (18+) have a time period once a month where they go into heat. During this time period they become incredibly submissive, and until they get laid their IQ plummets like a rock. (After they get laid, however, it goes back to normal)
Granted. However this condition also effects undesirable women (elderly widows, women with simply disgusting hygiene etc,), leading to them attacking unsuspecting men and raping them. This greatly affects daily life, until the decision is made to legally force all men of age to have sex with them once a month in a clinic. Have fun with your octogenarian.
I wish that a new ladies fashion trend of wearing diapers as shorts swept across the developed world, and after an initial "diaper craze" they are still considered common items of clothing and often worn in public.
Your wish is my command. However, what's a wish without a twist? The "diaper craze" you wished for may have spread throughout the world, and wearing diapers for shorts may now be commonplace, but now the women who wear diapers have no need to visit restrooms, and simply defecate themselves whenever the need arises, and few change themselves until it becomes difficult to move. Because of this, being around diaper girls becomes almost unbearable, as the stench can drive a man insane. Enjoy your shit-wonderland.
I wish that after giving birth, woman are transferred to a designated "milking facility", where they're drained dry in order to feed the next generation. The factories also leave the doors open all day, and security is minimal, so any man that wants to "interact" with the milk-women is welcome to.
Your wish is granted. All recent mothers are committed to milking centers, and in order to ensure their cooperation they are sedated and kept locked in metal rigging, their breasts hooked up to pumps. This leaves the outside world filled with underage children, wild girls in their 20s and mostly bored men. While they can relieve themselves at the milking centers, fucking a half-conscious body just doesn't feel the same.
I wish that, in order to secure permission for their daughter's marriage, the mother of the bride was forced to spend a day tied up in a public place for all to use her as they wish. Superstition says that more risqué acts lead to a happy marriage.
Granted. However, her future son in law must be one of the people that use her. After all, how can he trust her if he hasn't fucked her?
I wish that women don't age past 21 (in the sense that they always look like they did when they were 21; if they're 91, their organs can still fail and all that).