humor time

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>>5949373
Every time.

>>5949373
Doesn't he up doing them anyway?

Hey does anyone know where to buy good /d/ doijin in akiba? Melonbooks was absokuteoy terrible

>>5949373
what is this

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Prize winning dialogue

>>5949660
but I'll take your virginity, mom.

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This picture always amused me. Specifically, the caterpillar that is sucking on her right breast. He looks like he's parachuting in.

"distance to victims breasts, 300m, 200, straighten up or we'll miss the target, 100, we have landed, I repeat, we have landed!

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Nothing will ever top this for me.

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Can't tell if innocent or scat fetishist.

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Blessed be the Trough Child.

>>5950486
what is this? i wish to know more of this magical world

>>5950604
/d/ in a nutshell.

>>5950615
I do believe it is from this:
http://pururin.com/gallery/7879/open-the-leg-or-door.html

>>5950567
sauce this
>>5950546
And this
>>5950574
and this

sn im laughing my ass off here

>>5950733
The first and last aware mine, and I saved them from a /d/ humor thread like a year or two ago unsauced.

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>>5950735
Are*

>>5950105
/d/, encapsulated in one image

>>5950732

she needs to practice her flexibility so she can split her legs far enough to let her girl in.

For some reason there's a lot of /tg/ on here and I'm feeling sort of ashamed.

>>5950732
>Sexually incompatible couples with one side playing supportive and the other sensitive

My fucking heart
I need the source on this, or an artist, or SOMETHING

>>5950737
Source? image.jpg doesn't help much and google can't get much out of the crop.

>>5950146
Source? Imagesearch gave no results but that artstyle looks very familiar

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>>5950597
>tfw lamia girls are my fetish
Can I have some on the first pic (As in ops) on that thread?

Has anyone got the comic where an old professor finds a child in the wild and teaches them to be a proper woman, only for someone to point out the child was a boy?

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>>5949347
hadn't seen this one

>>5950460
Ok, we have this but no mountain dew x dorritos x Kevin Spacey.
What the hell internet?

>>5950192
I died as soon as I got to elf dick, too strong a combo with those expressions

>>5949381
Being beast boy would be awesome. Turn into a water bear for the ultimate defense.

>>5951276
hue

>>5950781
This, all of this

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how deep have you ever delved?

>>5949381
LOL

>>5950458
>you cant catch anything from sitting on a toilet
crabs

>>5950501
what a lame ending, this story was not nearly as interesting as the person writing it thought it was

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ayy

>>5950575
Fuck you I'm dying.

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>>5950872
Here you go anon.

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>>5951288
Man Bug Fix 2.0
>Ejaculation timer removed, now replaced with a command button
>Random Awkward Boner or RAB bug removed, boners now only appear when wanted
>Ball sensitivity to pain reduced
>Body hair re textured
>throb.exe increased and more noticeable
>"Not into dicks" bug has been fixed, will now swing both ways 100% of the time

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>>5950584

>Not posting the expanded version.

>>5950546
My favorite is the edit with 'where's the video games?' 'Are they in here?'

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My general feel when I see a Dimitri thread. Only tangentially /d/.

>>5950732
Just 69, you retards!

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>>5951614
It's not the same, and you know it.

>>5951488

To be fair he would have said the same if it was a boy.

>>5951975
ha

>>5951975
In a real double-blind experiment the researcher wouldn't know which is placebo and which isn't though.

>>5951580
Shoutout to whatever anon included sauce in his gif.

>>5951558
>bite marks on the dog in the last panel
every time

>>5951558
rip streamtrap :(

>>5950573

I got "the devil came" as a title for this, anyone have a link to the rest translated?

>>5952280
The name is right there on the page.

>>5951975
bull fucking shit, any decent trial the researcher does not know the ones are placebos and not

>>5949381
what's the thinking here
>"sweet, I totally got this 9/10 chick to agree to not only blow me, no only blow me as an animal, but as a fucking platypus. and then totally didn't get blown. Now she's so pissed she'll never even let me see her naked again. pretty sick burn right?"

>>5949660
fuc pls go

>>5952321

Placebos are given to the control group. It's to fool the guinea pig not the researcher.

>>5950732

I remember this been requested in a /d/rawthread.

muh feelings.

>>5949660
>Satan guide my cock!!!
I almost wanna know what would happen in a scenario like this

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>>5950733
Second is mine anon. Google search leads me to this:
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/597162/2a60c7bc5f/

>>5952335
9/10 is subjective, maybe he can get more quality honeys and just wants to fuck with that girl because he doesn't give a fuck about her.

[spoiler]He could also be gay.

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>>5950762
Want me to post the shit I got on /k/ to even out the depravity?

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>>5949373
>Human Transmutation

>>5952368
>What is a double blind trail for $25 alex?

If the researcher knows, he might treat the parties different, invalidating the trail. Nobody can know what the real party is, except non involved parties.

>>5952445
Prepare for half wolf children.

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>>5952464
Among many, many others. Apparently he's a bard with very high charisma.

>>5951558
>you will never be a boy raised as a girl in victorian england

>>5951606
> sauce this
>>5951623
and this
>>5951626
...and this too...
>>5952445
sauce is in this but saving for quick action return

>>5952462
Orca Stacks.

>>5952490
http://pururin.com/gallery/9301/limb-legion.html

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>>5949347
one of my favorites

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>>5949347
crabman always delivers!

>>5952467
A god fed him an experimental potion that made him able to fuck and produce offspring with anything.

Including a rock he jerked off on.

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>>5951596

>>5952467
Tried looking up his stuff, doesn't exist. Anyone have a good source for this?

>>5949660
>If you're going to wish a happy new year put your dick away atleast

this should've been a banner

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>>5951637

>>5952335
his heart belongs to Terra

>>5952411
would make more sense if they shit the same way a snake does

>>5949660
are there more of these?

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>>5950812
FUCK
MEANT TO SAY SOME SAUCE

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>>5952713

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>>5952733

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>>5952734

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>>5952735

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>>5952738
I can't believe how hard my dick is right now..

>>5952733
Anyone know the source on that one about granny?

>>5949391
they end up raping him though.

>>5952735
>>5952734
>>5952733
thank you

>>5951013
oh ruby, you were great.

>>5952740
the gloryhole one near the top-left is from fela pure, btw

christ that author has way with oral.

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>>5949660
Here's a version with even more.

>>5951506
Speak for yourself, I thought it was hilarious.

>>5950192
i feel kinda bad that i want to see reverse male-elf-on-female-orc rape now.

>>5952381
He fucks his sister. He rams it into his cute little sister and she loves it.

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>>5952437
>09
Was that before jet porn really started to take off?

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>>5953015
Whooooops. That's /tg/ not /d/

Here's what I meant to post. Probably.

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>>5952722
Artist is Zako.
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=3825758

>>5950496
I don't get it

>>5953056
The character is from Fullmetal Alchemist, her father fuses her with the family dog into a chimera.

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>>5950594
That was a nice story.

>>5951531
goddamn it that is so hot

>>5950733
First is from
http://exhentai.org/g/606666/6a5d2d3470/

Third is from
http://exhentai.org/g/520922/3fbfe5b2cd/

>>5952633
>Register your penis with the government!
>Is her dick....a Skrull?!
>Is this giant penis part of Ultron's plan?!

>>5952774
It's all from the same comic you sick sick animal they eat each other's shit

I read it many moons ago, and the scars still haunt me. I believe it's called 'golden weekend' or something similar.

>>5952774
I had to traverse the inner depths of my memories to recall the name. it's called "A Golden Week in August Playing with Grandma!!" you sick human

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>>5952633

>>5951586
Oh god i laugh hard

>>5953015
I would read the shit out of that.

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>>5950602
Based lemonfont.

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>>5952996
Carlos you son of a bitch

>>5949861
>but I'll take your virginity, mom
No, Jesus, or mommy's going to be very cross with you!

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>>5952491

>>5950539
laughd so hard i choked. out of here before i die

>>5951580

The first one is far better than the second.

>>5952996
>Anon finishes Ace Combat Zero.png

>>5951975
Double-blind isn't necessary except when the effects of the drug are supposed to be mental, such as making you feel better, or curing delusions. When the expected result is a gross physical change, they typically don't bother with double-blind.

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>>5953056
She's from Fullmetal Alchemist. Her name is Nina Tucker, the dog is named Alexander. Their father, an alchemist specializing in chimeras, fuses them together to make a talking chimera dog so he can renew his state alchemist's license. He had done it before with the girl's mother. It is illegal to make human chimeras in their world. Go watch it. It'll either fuck you up or give you a boner. Or both.

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Obligatory.

>>5952921
>tfw the longer you come to /d/ the more of these you recognize

>>5951288
God, that's just a list of unfunny jokes that dickheads make.

git gud @ wimmen, fags

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>>5953621
Yeah. Let Buddha bang that gong for ya.

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Had it been a crocodile, that would have been another matter entirely.

>>5950584

Oh fuck I forgot about tile anon

I can't breathe

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>>5953991
Indeed.

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>>5953055
THANKS ANON
YOU DA REAL MVP

>>5949381
The twist: "If this is a normal platypus, then... where's Perry?"

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>>5953966
Or do it yourself. But it doesn't count if it's with yourself, does it? Damn. Back to the drawing board.

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>>5954134
Well at least he got his happy ending.

>>5950388
>love asmr
>look up this video
this is the best thing ever holy shit

>>5954346
Do you have the image of what the girls looked like?

You WILL smell these balls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3F3RvWX2g4

>>5953943
>>5953943

its the truth
lrn wimmin anon.

>>5952420

/k/ really is a magical place

>>5953926
Oh god, artist source?

>>5954320
sauce?
reverse search just gives my tulmbr posts

hey /d/, what the fuck is wrong with japan?

>>5952462

yes, children, this is where BAWWWWWW was born.

>>5954363
Nope. Sorry anon.

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>>5954330
hey fuck you

>>5954432
Got it from a humor thread a while back, no source given.

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>>5953917

"Well, at least i didn't turn you into a dog, Zelgadis."

>>5952392
Its been a while since I watched the show but
Beast boy=/=gay
There was an entire romance arc with him and terra

>>5954353
The fact that it says android (which technically specifically refers to male robots) instead of gynoid never fails to set off severe autism in me.

>>5949381
>>5952335
>>5952392
This show started me on my path to monstergirls
That and Nightmare before christmas
and reading goosebumps books

>>5949373
... source?

>>5951013
she got no love on the show for some reason

>>5952216
oh my god I never noticed that I am dying thank you anon for saving me from this mortal world

>>5950739
I lol'd pretty hard! :D

>>5950732
So cuuuuuuuuuute! <3

>>5954566
Feminine.
Penis.

>>5952701
How does a snak-actually, don't answer that.

>>5954134
GUYBRUSH STAP!
YOU'RE MARRIED!

>>5954917
gr9 b9 m9

>>5950511
I still would like that.

>>5954363
this

>>5949381
reminds me of the GO! episode where beast boy paints stray animals green to get out of super hero duties.