I couldn't find one, so let's get a good /d/ humor thread going.
That reminds me: has anyone ever seen Rule 34 of Mr. Rogers?
This isn't a request, exactly, since I have no desire to see pornography of Mr. Rogers, I'm just curious if it exists. I'll take your word for it, but I'm not interested in speculation (e.g. "I'm sure you could find it" or "There's porn of everything, of course it exists").
I think he might be the exception.
Wow all the typical fetishes of /d/ in one gif, I'm impressed.
I swear this board has the funniest shit on the whole site.
Oh my, my favorite thread hath reappeared, looks like I better help out!
Found this in a thread yesterday. I saved it for the future's generations.
This thread doesn't have enough action, let's kick it up a little!
I use towels. Not any specific towel, but literally all of them. They get washed and intermingle with the rest in the washroom that yet to be sullied by my wrath. The family still doesn't know. On my deathbed I will tell them out of spite
See? If we all work together, we can truly enjoy our time on 4chan. Even non-/d/ things may gather here. So long as it is funny and perverted (in any sense of the word), then it is welcome in this thread. This thread is a home to the homeless, a life for the lifeless, and a fetish for the fetishless. Let us all rejoice, for we have found a small corner of the internet where, for once, all is fine.
Holy christ, I remember making that post a few months ago.
Nice to know that people still like it
Anyway have some polandball
You know women get $5,000 for donating an egg to science, men get, at the most, $50 for donating sperm. It seems terrible, but at least I can tell people I have a towel worth half a million dollars setting on my bedroom floor.
These are allowed in these threads?
(yes, I know the second and third posts are mixed up)
>Gardevoir has dick-sucking lips
>Gardevoir has no visible mouth
Keepin' it alive, come on people, keep the dream alive!
Nah, she just misinterpreted the "Orc's appetite". Basically he asked her to cook more, she hears it as "I wanna pork you too".
Cue condom, since she promised that in the first part.
Thank god, I've been looking for this for a while. In return, I present this.
Well I mean it's because women can't re-
Oh. Oh I see.
Sorry that I'm a bit late, it this the one you wanted?
I saved this because I know I'd need it one day!
Never doubt the logic of the weird!
After all, we must know how it ends!
Some of you may know this one from an earlier thread.
I think this one covers the logic of 4chan in spades, or at least the good part of 4chan...
Nothin' to say here...move along...
And thus we have reached the end of this sudden dumping.
Shit. Stupid ass me forgot to look down, disregard that I suck cocks.
I knew it would rise again...it was only a matter of time...
That's glorious. The comedic spirit of /d/ is alive and well.
does anyone have a screencap of the thread where someone posts a pic of a pregnant loli getting fucked, and then someone replies with Mother of God - and then someone says 'is that a request?'
>calls an AUG a FAMAS
>can't identify based snipper riffle
>LOL MOIST NUGGETS
>DEEEEGL BRAND DEEEEGLE
>AM I KOMMANDO YET
44. I think we could create a better list though, even if it was still just for masturbating; there's a lot of cross over and a few repeats, and a bunch of them are just stupid.
But, as a real deviant, I'd love to see at least a few actual sex acts on there. Trans partners, multiple partners, toys, BDSM, roleplay... there's plenty of options.
I love this place so much...the people, the energy, the hentai...so lively...
Well, okay it's not lively, but...I forgot what point I was trying to make...
It's like being in that sort of cozy relationship where you don't talk just for the sake of talking, but we still share smiles and winks?
Now that is one damn fine piece of work. I think this cap is relevant for it.
I would like to think so, we don't need to speak to be understood, for we are all here for a common reason.
There's an inordinate amount of jet porn I could post in response to all this talk of /k/, but jet porn is always deleted.
That makes me sad.
And the pic has nothing to do with these words.
It's an edit, she doesn't have the dick.
That said, it is actually a VN
Oh come on, let's just have some fun, these threads never stick around long enough, so let's all enjoy it while we can.
My friend, that's why I only keep the edited version, it is way more fun.
Sorry, I'm afraid I don't, but if I find it, I'll post it for you. In the mean time, I'll keep posting other content if you'd like.
...I just went and did it in fucking PAINT.
Thank you, I'm not all that good at that sort of thing (I know it's just paint, but I'm still not very good at it), so it would've taken me a while to find it for the anon who asked for it. So thanks again, you really helped me out.
And thank you too for helping out, even if it took you a little bit longer, you still made the effort, which is more than some people would bother doing.
Gonna post my favorite funny /d/ comic
...I just have to roll the triple 6 when I'm being nice and thanking someone...
I didn't even notice that until you pointed it out...
Oh well, still a nice roll for what it's worth.
She probably left that frosting undefended so she could have fun with these three master thieves.
all I have from this comic
Every time I watch cosmos, I think of this and chuckle.
That's way better than the filename I have that one saved under...oh well.
Well, I know what I'm going to be working on this summer.
Can someone add the NASA control room celebrating after the curiosity rover landing to the end of this?
Oh please someone fulfill this wish, that would be a splendid addition to my collection of weird and funny hentai.
There was more to that? I remember saving it hearing it was a commission.
On that note...
Come across this one (NOT literally). Had to pick up my ass from the floor back then.
Also, there's this. Didn't want to post it originally, since it's not funny enough to make your jaw (or jaws? I mean... this is /d/ after all...) come off, but seeing as an anon classified it as positively humurous, I might as well post it here.
That wasn't a commission, it was a /d/rawthread request that got twisted.
Speaking of commissioners
You reminded me that this thread
Image very related.
I went to cap it, but I could only get the cap down to 4.14MB so I can't post it.
50. This is what happens when I have long periods away from my SO.
Stop showing off your lovers, I've just started enjoying my loneliness
I know scat isn't allowed, but GODDAMNIT! I need a new pair of sides now...
But anon-kun, real dicks are so much better than imaginary ones.
>That's my kink but I'm not gay, she's got tits to it's okay
Holy shit this one, my sides.
Easily one of the best moments I have had on /int/.
"How do you remove Kebab? Become a shemale!"
Eh, don't worry about the rules, this thread is home, so go ahead and take off your shoes, sit down wherever you like, and enjoy yourself.
Wait, that wasn't your fetish before?
Nono, it's totally porridge
When cute meets cute, the struggle reaches a new dawn~
I have no idea what I'm doing, but who cares!?
>I went to cap it, but I could only get the cap down to 4.14MB so I can't post it.
What are you saving it as? PNG is the best at doing screencaps due to being flat colours. If you are doing png and it's still too big, then maybe try uploading it to somewhere else, see if somebody has a better compressing soft?
Jet porn has been around for years, then it got big and mods deleted every thread about it.
As a PNG it was 6.60mb, then I saved it as a JPEG and it became 4.14mb
Then scaling the JPEG down to 99% of it's original size got me this which I can actually post here.
And so the thread reaches the twilight hours of its life, let us all take this time and think about the fun we had here. This is our thread, and no one can take that from us. This is a place for all boards to flock and fap to, whether you hail from /v/, /k/, /s4s/, /f/, /gif/, or even /b/, anyone from anywhere may attend and find a home in /d/'s humor thread. Humor is a what we all need in our lives, so let's do what we can to keep that piece of our lives intact. As long as we have things to post, this thread will return and rise again and, once it has lived, it shall die as we all must one day do. So enjoy yourselves everyone, because this shall soon come to a close.
I hate this kind of humour.
>"nerds" can't do shit they love for fun, fuck no!
>everything you do must be attractive to girls!
>stupid "nerds" having fun in a different way than I do...
See? This is the diversity I love to see! We can think whatever we want and our choices are entirely fine, because /d/ is not just about hentai, /d/ is freedom! You can hate me, love me, you can violate and corrupt, or you can spread joy and appreciate. We aren't just limited to this either, there is so much more we can do. Enjoy everyone, for I know I have~
Actually, it's different for Nerds...
They get boners from playing with the technology and not from thinking about geek points with girls.
It's only later at the D&D convention when they get trapped by a fat chick who lets them impregnate her (so that she has a guaranteed life of luxury) that the real world starts to impinge...