Namor the Hyprocrite Worst moments?

>>79814380
namor has consistently been the best char in the MU for the past 20 years or so

>>79814380
Why isn't Namor high fiving them?

>>79814535
They trying to cough-hand him.

>>79814380
Why's he a hypocrite?

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>>79814522
Now he's the best TWO characters in the MU.

>>79814380
>>79814380
>Namor the Hyprocrite

Fuck off, T'challa

>>79814535
the king must leave his inferiors hanging at all opportunities.

>>79814578
A head and a body is still one guy

>>79814535
He knows no matter which one he hits first the others will take it a favoritism and hate him.

>>79814535
>"And then we totally sent a fucking hit squad to Atlantis!"
>"No way man, you totally punked Namor!"
>"..."
>"Black Bolt's right, high five!"
>"Yo Namor, don't leave us hanging! Illuminati-five!"
>"You fucking killed my people!"
>"Toooootally got you though!"
>"Come on Lame-or, don't be such a pussy! High-five us bro!"

>>79814380
So wait, what were they voting on again? Was it Registration, or sending Hulk to space?
Because he was right about both.

>>79814578
Yup, I was intersted, but dropped it here.
Interested to see how they bring him back eventually though, hard to explain away decapitation.

But then again, characters have literally gone to heaven to revive people TWICE (at least), so it isn't exactly a stretch.

Namor is cool though, fuck whoever killed him off.

>>79814734
It was about Hulk

>>79814563
So at the beginning if Civil War hes slagging off the avengers to tony, saying how it has members of former criminals and murderers.

Which is ironic coming from him

>>79814734
Sending Hulk to space.

All he did when Tony called the meeting about the registration was literally laugh.

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>>79815162
Oh yeah, that's right.

>>79815162
>All he did when Tony called the meeting about the registration was literally laugh.
Have the pages of that?

>>79814380
>9 panels for this shit?
Modern comics are a fucking joke.

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>>79815203
I'll just storytime that part of the issue, since everyone's reactions are pretty golden.

>>79815764
Slowing the scene down to increase tension. It only takes up a third of the page you fucking aspie.

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>>79815823

>>79815873
Post the bit where he's slagging off the avengers

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>>79815845
wew, wrong page.
I haven't done this in a while.

>>79815823
You know.

That's a pretty good Tony page.

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>>79815923
If Bendis still wrote like this I'd actually be hype for Civil War II.

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>>79815976

>>79815976
>referring to events by their publishing names

I had forgotten how terrible this comic was

>>79815841
The best way to increase tension is to keep charging 4.99 for this shit.

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Here it is people, Namor the hypocrite at his best

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>>79815999
Someone asked Bendis a question about Millar's Civil War on his tumblr months ago and his response was 'I never read Civil War'.

It was easily the funniest thing he's ever written and he deleted it before I could get a screenshot.

>>79815999
How does any of that apply to black bolt?

>>79816041
Too bad you couldn't keep the tension in your asshole with all those dicks you keep shoving in it.

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>>79816080
This was ~2001 so the Inhumans were still on Earth, I believe.

>>79816067
Man, fuck Namor.

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>>79816144


And if you read the Jenkins Inhumans mini you'd know that Black Bolt is no stranger to US Government trying to invade Attilan.

>>79816159
>Namor literally cutting all the bullshit and telling the truth

No, anon, fuck you

>>79816144
There's a thing that's a shame.

Strange washes his hands of his friends, and he was actually FRIENDS with at least Reed, and later we see him all aboard the morally ambiguous evil train, summoning Zom and destroying worlds.

I guess it was stupid to want to see Reed or Tony repair the relationships they damaged instead of it just getting glossed over for Heroic Age.

>>79816159
Why? He was right.

>>79816196
What, "Oh well, time to live in the water and let everyone die" again? Namor's always been a little boy who just takes his ball and goes home when shit gets real.

>>79816144
Civil war was in 2006, the inhumans were back on the moon. Even if they weren't they have little interactions with humans and think most governments still thought they got wiped out after Jenkins.

>>79814663
Made me chuckle

>>79816263
Oh shit, you're right. I always get the year Bendis started Avengers mixed up with when he started Ultimate Spider-Man.

So then the answer is it really didn't effect Black Bolt. He just notably pointed out that Reed and Tony were pussies and went back to space to start a war with birdpeople a couple of years later.

>>79816109
Unlike your mom, I can only take so many dicks at once.

>>79816448
You know it's wierd. I nver knew my father. But my mother always said that he could only take so many dicks at once

Weird

>>79816067
>'I never read Civil War'.

Of course he hasn't. Might be a shitty event, but you are supposed to know this shit, Bendis you fat fuck.

>>79816201
>Strange washes his hands of his friends
That's a little harsh, he was conflicted at first but when he came back he didn't hesitate to help the unregistered heroes.
Until stormin' Norman exonerated Luke and his crew he was literally harboring vigilantes and Tony knew it.

But yeah, I don't remember anyone really reconciling with one another, not that Strange even had a solo title at the time, and the F4 book was more concerned with reconciling with eachother.

A lot of Tony's conflict got handwaved as well because in 2008 he became one of their most popular characters that summer.

>>79816978
"Never contact me again." seems pretty washing your hands of, but yeah I meant Tony and Reed not every hero.

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>>79817038
So unfunny it's painful.
This is why I don't take /co/'s 'taste' seriously.

>>79817038
illuminated's misses are really bad

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>>79816144

>>79818610
>the nineties.jpg

:^)

>>79814578

Horrible that it took getting decapitated to wipe that scowl off his face. He looks twenty years younger.

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>>79814578

Looks like Atuma just got a promotion. At least now Marvel can decide if they want atlantians to be fish or white people.

>>79816793
#REKT