Why is he so adorable?

For a minute there at the end I thought Gina was gonna drag him off and Snu-Snu him to death

>>79813887
Isn't he gay?

>>79813914
Only ultimate colossus was. Main universe colossus had a thing with Kitty and most recently Domino.

>>79813914
No?
How about you read a comic once in a while, anon.

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He looks like the bastard child of Silver Surfer and Guile.

>>79813914
He will be soon

>>79813914
He fucks so good he makes bitches fall through the ceiling.

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>>79813914

Does this man look gay to you?

>>79814046
He looks as straight as a Spartan warrior, XTREEM HETEROSEX

>>79813982
Get off 4chan, Jean.

Colossus was three different actors.

A slav for the voice acting. Another guy with fat face to mocap for face animation. A tall dude for body mocap.

Colossus should be a fat slob

Because he's a good guy and there are very few of those in the X-verse.

>>79813963
I do, just way more DC.

>>79813949
That explains that JJ Frenchie art then.

>>79814046
I've seen Gayer.

>>79813914
I'm actually surprised Bendis didn't make him gay instead of Iceman. Considering how predictable le question man is, he'd been prime gay real estate.

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>>79814154
i remember when this shit got released. the suit alone made me hype as fuck

>>79813825
Colossus fucked me up as a child I think. He gave me a nonsensical, unattainable fetish.

Im so glad this movie was good cause I was convinced it was guaranteed to be terrible but it was like a live action Kelly book

>>79813978

What, and that's a bad thing?

>>79814089
oh god I forgot about that fucking Liefield shit. When's the last time Shatterstar even showed up?

>>79814353
all those pouches and Deadpool never has spare ammo, a wallet, or remembers to holster his Deagles.

I feel like it is some sort of 90s meta joke.

>>79814426
When Deadpool was in the cab the second time. Telling Colossus how he didn't tell Dopender to kidnap and kill his cousin. While also telling Dopender to kill his cousin.

>>79814461
now i'm trying to recall if he put anything in them, i feel like he did.

>>79814408
Guys made out of metal?

>>79814512
A panflet about haunted-segway rides Dopinder had in his taxi.

Pretty sure he kept his phone, walkman and crayolas there as well.

>>79814353
I remember seeing an interview with Ryan Reynolds about this. He described the suit as a fat, demented, middle aged Teletubbie. Now I can say that he's actually right.

Deadpool!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=544WmUAvsYs

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>>79813825
Did they get a torrent yet?

>>79814313
He probably didn't because Lemire forbade it. He wants Illyana incest.

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>>79813825
Remember when Colossus looked like The Silver Surfer?

>>79814830
go watch it you fucking frogposting leech. if any capeshit deserves the vote by wallet treatment this is it

>>79816202

i would but I have severe social anxiety ;_;

>normies

>>79813825
His character is literally the punching bag of muh womyn warrior to prove muh femishit

>>79814830
Im just waiting for the torrent too, kek

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>>79816202
>Spending money on Deadpool
>Deadpool

>>79816733
You need to see someone about that, m8

That shit's hard

>>79816913
>all Deadpool is bad
>this meme again

Maybe read a comic?

>>79816913
>not spending money on good things
i want another one, another R rated one.
best romance plot of any superhero movie.

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>>79816968
>the "Deadpool is good some times" meme

>>79817005
>stupid MCUposter

Thanks, now I know you have shit taste and no longer have any reason to pay attention to anything you say.

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>>79817046
>shit taste

>Says the guy defending Memepool

I'd gladly pay ten bucks to stream it legit.

>>79817070
Okay, not even the same guy, but

>this cherry picking

>>79816733
By separating yourself from "normies", you are psychologically outcasting yourself

Source: My therapists ;_;

>>79816733
>>79816947
>>79817293
Stay strong, mates

>>79814046
Kinda.

>>79816733
You'll never fix it if you never try.

I speak from experience.

>Deadpool not wanting to be in the X-men
>Deadpool getting the girl

It's shit.

>>79817293
You brought up /r9k/ to your therapist?

Bold move.

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I need more pictures of colossus.

For reasons.

I feel bad for the guy that played him in the X-Men movies.

>>79817637
Such a qt. Caring Colossus warms my heart.

>>79813887
Where did Gina's character go? He was hauling her off with the emo midget but then in the scene after she's nowhere to be found

>>79813825
Him trying to be a guidance counselor/recruiter was just great.

>>79813825
Holy shit, that's some damn good cgi.

>>79817937
>Have protein bar, is good for your bones, Deadpool may try to break them.

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>>79817956
Hair looks like fucking plastic

>>79818094
>dreamcast

>>79816804
no.

He is an uptight white knight. He beat Angeldust's ass once he stopped pulling his punches.

>>79818198
No.

He was X-man dad.

>>79817595
Probably for the best tbqh.

>>79813825

He was so fucking BASED. It was exactly like reading a Deadpool comic with Colossus as a guest with how much of a boyscout dork he was and the russian accent.

>>79817595
I think most people bring up everything to their therapist.

>>79816733
>>79817293
The best advice my therapist ever gave me:
>Whenever you feel like strangers are judging you or you feel like you're going to embarrass yourself, remember: No one cares. Everyone is so caught with themselves that you and the things you do are but fleeting thoughts that will be forgotten in days if not hours.

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>>79818715
>reading a Deadpool comic

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>>79819111
>being a frogposter

>>79817772
The director offered him to come back if he wanted but he declined.

>>79816733
God fucking dammit, anon. This isn't tumblr.
Man up and go watch that movie.

>>79819226
>This isn't tumblr

Some might say otherwise.

Not me though, I'm just giving you a hard time.

>>79814313
It would have Kitty look like a chump, if Colossus was gay

Colossus has the soul of Bob Ross in the body of Ivan Drago

>it took letting Ryan Reynolds doing whatever he wanted to get real X-Men

They should give the X franchise to Tim Miller after Singer leaves.

>>79819167
I see he said that on Twitter recently, but I could have sworn early on he said they didn't even ask him.

>>79819111

Get the fuck out edgy frogposter.

>>79813825
>it only took 4 films for Colossus to be an actual character and not a cameo
>manages to be a funny straight man in an over the top comedy

Based

>>79814461
If rumors are to be believed, studio ran out of money so instead of a huge shoot out for the final scene they just had him "forget" his guns.

So would you rather have the third movie be based on X-Force of an adaptation of The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly?

Buzz cut goty fire power xmen girl made my dick rock hard. specially in her X-Men uniform.

>>79820234
I don't believe said rumors. Running around with swords in a gun fight is such a typical trope, and more exciting than two people just shooting back and forth. I bet they were banking on the end scene as it was.

>>79820234
I wondered why that happened. it seemed really flat for a repeated joke since there was no actual pay off.

>>79820345
GBU.

>>79813825

his speech actually reached me.

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>>79820435
So sexy despite being covered almost head to toe. Pretty impressive

>>79813825
way better than singer

>>79818094
Well it is metal isnt it?

>>79820517
>Four or five moments

>>79820234
thats good, modest budget made this film

>>79818133
What was the point of this post? The lack of capitalization?

>>79820345
mashup of X-Force and Cable & Deadpool. have the teleporter accident happen while Cable is out recruiting other mutants.

I feel DBU would be tricky to adapt with Vanessa being a thing. Wade having a wife and kid from back in his merc days would carry a different tone if he already had a human love interest

>>79816165
I'd rather forget X-Men 3, thanks.

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>deadpool was the best x-men film yet

>>79816165
Remember when Colossus had 1 line per movie?

>>79820715
Now now, at least the young Xavier ones are pretty good.

>>79820715
I dunno, DoFP was pretty ace

I will say Deadpool is the X-Men film that had the most "heart", like they actually gave a shit

>>79820715
Not in a world where Fist Class exists

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>>79820773
>Fist Class

Do they teach you how to give or receive?

>>79820657
yeah

>>79820657
do you reckon they will actually count down each 'moment' with each of deadpool's appearances?

>>79820812
Both.

>>79820864
Comprehensive.

>>79820812
>That picture
Just coming in to say that I want to get railed by Marty.

>>79820812
No, that's just First Class in Ausfaglia.

Fist Class, ya cant.

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>>79820897
>not wanting to rail Marty instead

Best character. I'm glad they added him to the Deadpool movie, he'd never get more than a minute at most in the X-Men movies as they are now.

>>79813825
Because he is russian from Siberia village.
Seriously, like russian I can say that he is totally stereotypical "good guy from kolhoz".
Also, little disspointed that they don't make any hint or reference to Magicka.

>>79820928
>Not wanting to submit to and get fucked like a slut by a cute trap
boring

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>>79820948
Bro that's pretty gay you know

>>79820972
So?

>>79814461
It's actually that. He gets asked constantly why he has so many and his answers are usually nothing. Or magical deus ex plot device

>>79821008
See pic >>79820972

>>79817070
WayPool is a fucking shitshow, everyone knows that.

>>79821026
It's pretty gay to want to fuck a trap too, man.

>>79821024
a lot of the time it's just snacks and a few pens

>>79813825
Because he's pure and naive.

>>79820773
First Class wasn't good.

It just wasn't Last stand.

>>79818723
Sadly that's far from being the case in my experience.
For a variety of reasons lots of people try to manipulate the view their therapist has of them. I'd think someone with judgement-related social issues for instance would have trouble separating the therapist from any other stranger liable to judge them.

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>>79821052
>he thinks wanting to fuck boypossy is gay

For fuck's sake, marty pictures still hold this much power over derailing a thread?

>>79821164
Marty's cute.

>>79820773
First Class was just on the right side of mediocre, by a hair.

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>>79821178
This guy gets it.

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>>79821178
And I love him.

>>79820942
Just watched it earlier. Something about being a brother or something

>>79821236

Those lips are kissable...

>>79821259
>>79821236
>You will never kiss Marty
Why even live?

>>79821299
Yiff in hell

>>79821299
probably shouldn't.
Mod is tsun tsun for Marty.

Was he right /co/? Does school blowing up build character?

>>79821327
Well it built Civil War.

>>79821325
But Marty a best.
I want a Marty zip.

>>79821024
Deadpool upends his pouches in the one-shot "Pinky Swear" (ART BY ROB LIEFELD GUYS!!) and they're just full of random crap like candies.

>>79820528
slutty costumes are less sexy

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>>79814588
>Pretty sure he kept his phone, walkman and crayolas there as well.
Fucking crayolas

>>79816733
I watched it alone yesterday afternoon. I was a bit anxious because group of friends and couples were around me, but it was fine once the movie started. It felt like we shared something from laughing at the same jokes. It'll be alright, frogposter.

I'm a grill, and the two girls who were friends beside me all giggled at the quick sex jokes nobody else laughed (don't swallow, sit on your face, etc). It felt nice. Not from the US btw.

>>79819060
Damn, that's what I tell myself and I get through things.

>>79821580
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>>79814452
X-Factor. He was great, easily second best character.

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>>79814046

Let this be our final battle.

>>79819437
Nobody could have said it better anon

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> being a lifelong colossus fag
> go watch DoFP
> x-centinels scenes
> mfw

>>79817772
They are three different ones right? From X-men 2-3; DoFP; Deadpool right?

>>79813825

Can we also have southern belle Rogue and swashbuckling Nightcrawler in future movies?

>>79813825

his voice is just perfect.

>>79826585
got an actual slav to be the voice actor.