Casual hate thread

>>79807328
Jesus, dude. Calm the fuck down.

FUCKING GAMESTOP

>>79807328

So while they were laughing in a comedy movie you talked in the middle of it? And you think you're above them why?

>>79807328

I believed you until you said that you've got a friend.

OP probably read like two Deadpool comics before this came out solely so he can act superior because he's not a "fake fan".

>>79807328

We're going to lynch you soon.

>>79807328
Well, all hail the fucking Übermensch, OP. There isn't nothing you can do about them.

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>>79807328

so many butt devastated reddits ITT

>>79809316
OP is the assblasted one, he can't seem to get around the idea of people laughing at a comedy. He might be autistic.

>>79807328
>Sitting in a comedy movie
>People are laughing and enjoying themselves
>I turn around and tell them to stop having fun and liking things
>everyone around me gets pissed off, obviously jealous at my true power level
>at the end nobody was making as much noise as I was about the teaser

Fucking normies. I want them out of my public places!

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>>79809819
There is a difference between laughing and howling

>>79807328

ITT: things you didn't actually do

>>79807328

Hey fuckboy, this isn't your blog place. Fuck off.

Went to see Deadpool at an 11:40am showing. Theater is 90% full of adults and teenagers. Audience laughed at appropriate times but not so super loud that you couldn't hear dialogue. Was a thoroughly enjoyable experience

>>79809889
this.

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>>79809889
>A lot of people disagreed that the laughing was too much
>the people weren't kicked out of the theater
Maybe you're the one that doesn't know the difference or maybe you just aren't ready for fun.

>>79807328

It was your fault for going to theaters instead of pirating the movie in your own home. You dense fuck head, of course normies will eat this up.

>>79810070
Um, that wasn't me. I did not make that post. That poster is merely pretending to be me.

What's with the obsession with "fake fans"?

You're a comic book fan. This isn't a large hobby. The majority of the people who watch comic movies have read Archie, Captain Underpants, and MAYBE a couple Batman TPBs.

Obnoxious and loud audiences suck, but whether or not they were "real fans" wouldn't have made your experience more enjoyable.

There was a fat geek chick behind me. She was noisy during the pre-show, but at least didn't talk during the movie. But there was that fat person smell that lingered the whole time.

To my left it was family night at the movies with 4 kids ranging from toddler to maybe 10 at the most. But at least they were quiet. Not sure if that makes the parents irresponsible or awesome.

To my right about 4 seats away was a strange guy sitting by himself. During action scenes he'd start bouncing up and down squealing, alternately shaking his fists in front of himself and pounding them on the armrests. He was shaking the whole row of seats.

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Which one of you faggots were in the theater eating chimichangas and screaming about loving chimichangas during the movie so loudly the usher had to throw your ass out? You were crying like a bitch you couldn't see memes the motion picture

>>79810587

>things that never happened

>group of guys in front would yell 'yeh' at random times during the movie
>someone was smoking pot the whole time
>I was the only one that laughed at "Fuck Liefeld"

>>79810503
>What's with the obsession with "fake fans"?
No one likes posers, anon. It doesn't matter if the subject is comic books or not. Posers are by their very natures liars, hypocrites, and needy for attention and acceptance. They are not fit for society.

>>79810621
I wished it didn't but it did.

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>go see Deadpool
>theater is filled with the type of people that go to see Deadpool
>get mad on /tv/

>>79810587
That was me, anon. I was doing it on purpose. I am a bit of street performer, but I wanted to see how I could handle an actual theater.
I think I did pretty well. It seems like I at least got you fooled.

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>>79810745

>>79807328
More importantly, who should play Cable?

>>79810838
Yes, I'm an actor. We do things like that.
Did you get upset when you watched Forrest Gump?

>>79810880
Ron Perlman

>>79807328

Dont watch movies in theaters, its a waste of fucking time because you cant hear the movie over all the cheering and fucking clapping. Just us Tor's like a sane person.

Fuck going to the movies, never again. Fucking Star Wars was a waste of fucking money because of that shit.

Me and my friend just went to saw this shitstain
it was actually hard to sit through
I wish I could've seen goat Collossus and Atomic in a movie without having to see that fucking shit

>>79810955
Not him, but I cried when I watched Forrest Gump, it's a sad movie.

>>79807328
>OP thinking /co/ isn't just as bad as /r/comicbooks
>OP not remembering the mass of waypool fans /co/ used to have

>>79810955
I paid to see Forest Gump though. Not for some twerp trying to act as reddit as possible during a screening. Boy I never hoped for a theater shooting to happen.

>>79811120
>as reddit as possible
What the fuck does that even mean, man?

>>79811120
I guess you just don't understand art.

>>79811150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jDe6cdIBeQ

>>79811212
>guy disappears from camera at 0:25
>never shows up again
>BURN THE WITCH
Everytime.

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>mfw the movie is going to be censored in my country to make it more accessible to teens.

>>79811212
I see a bunch of /a/nimu fags. Reddit was barely a thing in 2008.

>>79811342
Where ya from?

>>79811375
What you see are a bunch of convention goers. Transfix that behaviour to any other medium and you have the average redditor in real life.

>>79808134
what were they laughing at when OP couldn't hear a damn thing, sounds like retards making noises.

>some spic was next to me
>I think it was a teen
>would always comment on the jokes
>when nudity was shown she would cover her eyes and say "I can't see this"
>let it slide for as long as I could
>right before the end fight scene say to her
>"I came to see a movie, not listen to you."
In hindsight I should have said it way earlier, but there were varying levels and I didn't want to sound like I was overreacting.

>>79811385
Boise, but I'm not the person your replying to.

>>79811601

>Excuse me. Can you please be silent?

It's like you fucks have no idea how to be normal.

>>79811745
>can you please be silent

That doesn't sound normal at all though

>>79810000
it kind of is, though.

>>79810371
>go to lcs
>buy volumes 1 and 2 or Ostrander's Suicide Squad
>get told by the clerk that Harley Quinn doesn't appear in this version and recommends New 52 to me
>I decline
>"Alright man, I just don't want you to waste money on a comic that doesn't have Harley in it when you expect her to be."
>Can't hold my power levels down any further
>say " Harley is a bad character, she always has been. This comic is amazing."
>pay, leave, come back to get my pull list in the following weeks
>clerk won't even make eye contact with me now

>>79811926

>HURR DURR, SHUT THE FUCK UP. I'M TRYING TO JACK OFF TO KORRA'S TTTITS,

>>79812182
who are you quoting

>>79812163
You did the right thing. Probably autismed yourself out of getting laid but you did the right thing.

>>79812237

/co/

>>79811745
His response seemed natural enough.

>>79810647
sounds like society is exactly what they're fit for.

>>79812241
I don't really want to screw the over weight guy who was pitching new 52 to me.

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>>79810880

>>79807328
and in the end you learned that the real autist was you

>>79811745
Yeah, because she was gonna listen to that.

>>79812163
you did good

>>79807328
I have a loud laugh and when I start laughing it's hard to stop, so when a big joke sets off the laugh and little jokes keep the giggle up, it ends up making me laugh through an entire movie. Many people are like this. People will laugh at comedy movies. Get over it.

>>79812617
It just bothered me so much that he'd say I was wasting my lonely because no Harley. Screw Harley, Dutchess was way more fucking sexy than Harley is, same goes for Nightshade.

>>79807328
is there a torrent available of this

>>79807328

Eh, I found the movie pretty enjoyable. Favorite part was, "Your poor wife!".

>Went at 1PM to see it
>Max of 25 people in a theater that seats 200
>Three fat fucks behind us that you could hear breathing the entire time, one of them had a cold so he was hacking part of the time too
>Black banshee and her hispanic husband brought 4 kids with them to see it: One toddler, the rest between 3-6 years old
>End of the movie, toddler starts fucking laughing like a maniac and she refuses to take it out of the theater

Bonus round:

>People who eat popcorn/candy with crunchy wrappers at any point during the movie

Our theater used to have a no food rule the first night of any showing to prevent "noise pollution" of a major film (Harry Potter, Star Wars, etc) but they did away with it after the fatasses complained they couldn't get their mega-sized popcorn on.

Not related to Deadpool, but I'm trying to prove to a casual friend of mine why in a theoretical fight, Superman would easily defeat Batman. Does anyone have either,

a.) That comic page of a "what-if" fight that shows Superman flying at super speed and taking Batman's head off, even when he's outfitted with a kyrptonite gun or something like that? I thought it was in Hush, but I tried Googling it and I can't find it.

or

b.) The screencap of those posts that explain the whole Superman/Batman debate that was posted here a few years ago, I think.

I'd really appreciate it if anyone could post either of these. Thanks in advance.

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>>79815200
>Our theater used to have a no food rule

fuck this communist bullshit

>people were fucking LAUGHING at a comedy movie, can you fucking believe that?!?
jesus christ and people wonder why only autists frequent this site

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>>79807328
maybe social activities aren't for you, OP

>>79815304
If Lex can do it so could Bat Lex.

>>79807328
You know that loud guffawing is an American thing mostly. In the country I live in now it is always polite and quiet. And has led me to hate going to a theater during my occasional stays in the USA.

>>79815808
literally bullshit

just look at any camrip from fucking china or korea

>>79815851
No need to get upset. Many countries have different cultures. Yours is just one that's louder in public and theaters than others. Nothing bad.

I dont understand this feeling.

When I was young in the 90s I wanted the bands I liked to get gold, platinum and multiple platinum albums, I wanted what I like to be successful.

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I'm scared to see it sunday. Can't be worse than Star Wars though

>every time OT was referenced everyone cheered and clapped.
>turns out the whole movie is a reference to the OT

Never going to opening weekend for that again

>>79815851
Don't forget India!

Nothing can top those guys, holy shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7ho3Bcl9fI

>>79815929
What happened was the image of the lone cool kid who was hipster and different from the other lame meathead boys became the popular image and thus people began grasping that counter culture persona to seem socially acceptable to others. And get pussy. Mostly to get pussy.

>have a friend who is a Spidey fan
>got on my case for pirating comics
>we get a lcs in town, in the building we used to work in
>friend refuses to go in because it's owned by hipsters
>ask my friend if he's kept up on his pull list
>tells me that he won't pay the lcs for comics he can get for free online
His name is Rich, I've been calling him Dick the Pirate everytime I see him these days.

>Tfw just came back from watching it and had basically the same experience as OP
I knew i had to wait at least a week to watch it in order to avoid looking at these meme spilling imbeciles, but my little brother wanted to watch it, he acted way more mature (he's 13) than most of the audience (16-21 overweight neckbeards).

>>79808134
>not being on OP's side in this

fuck off casual. i bet youre just like those faggots who laugh at every single fucking shit said.

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Protip: if you sit in the front row, you won't be able to see who is talking, and without them to focus on you can actually focus on hearing the movie.

My theater was packed, all 168 seats taken (and some kids sitting on the stairs) but I didn't hear a single one, because I was in the front row.

>>79807328
>Things that didn't happen

>>79807328
At the cinema I went to, only five other people sat through the credits. That's six proper fans in total.

Imagine, a whole theater filled almost entirely with people watching a Marvel movie just so they can tell their friends they saw it. I almost wanted to follow them out just to ask why.

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>>79815851
>just look at any camrip

why

>>79810638
>"Fuck Liefeld"

But this never happened in the movie

>>79816642
about 10 or so got up as soon as the credit roll started at mine, how do people not know to stay? this has been a thing for more than a decade now

>>79812163
>say " Harley is a bad character, she always has been. This comic is amazing."

Ah, so you're the casual, I get it now!

>>79816642
>>79816731
I know about it. I just don't care about it, so I take the opportunity to leave before the crowd.

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>>79816761
4/10 got me to reply.

>>79816952
>a casual's rating

Literally worthless

>>79815982
India is a nice country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpvtxQmHudo

>go when kids are just getting out of school
>theater isn't too crowded
>everyone enjoying themselves
>someone tried to start clapping twice after the climax and end credits scene but no one else followed
was a good experience

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>>79815950
where the fuck were you?

i saw it on that opening saturday and the only notable reactions i can remember are that the audienced laughed when the stormtroopers turned 360 degrees and walked away from babytrantrum ren, and when bb8 did the thumbs up

clapping at references!? that sounds made

>>79817158
Holy fuck, Is there any video of them watching capeshit?

>>79807328
It was in the bar, after he says "hi rob" when he walks by Liefeld.

>>79817347
Meant for >>79816713

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>>79815982
>>79817158
holy SHIT

and i thought the memes about americans clapping was bad

fucking animals

>>79817347
No he doesn't, he says "Hey Liefeld, Nicieza". I'm not even a native English speaker and I understood perfectly.

>>79817610
Wade says, "Hi Rob". Later during the fight someone yells "Fuck Liefeld".

Everyone in this thread was a casual at one point. we all start somewhere.

Casuals are fine most of the time but it was weird with only a handful of people laughing at Bob's bit

>>79818432
This, I was the only one who was laughing at this

>>79812478
Not swole enough.

>Going to watch movies the day they release

Why does anyone would you do that?

Just wait a couple days. A week at most. Go during a week day when most people are at work.

Huge crowds and packed theaters are annoying to deal with.

>>79820065
>Why does anyone would you do that?
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>79820065
Honestly? I went because I found out my cinema was playing it on Thursday instead of Friday and I had that night off. I'm glad I did though, I was able to avoid spoilers of any kind because in this day and age of information, even actively dodging spoilers doesn't garentee that a few won't hit you.

>>79807328
>Casuals...I fucking hate 'em.
You mean americans, they always clap and whistle in the movie theaters for some fucking reason.

>>79820130
I started writing "Why does anyone do this?" then changed it to "Why would you do that?"

>>79820151
I'm planning on going Tuesday on my day off, pretty early at around 12 or 1.

The last time I went to see a movie on release night was the Avengers and deeply regretted it.

>>79820065
>not contributing to opening weekend box office.
also i have to work sat/sun

>>79815851

>just look at these shithole countries

>>79820210
The movie's going to make money either way. I don't really care about opening box office numbers.

My ticket isn't going to affect it that much, but it would affect my enjoyment pretty greatly if I was stuffed in a theater with annoying people.

>>79807328

>All those groups of friends laughing at a comedy
>Some autist and his one friend get mad

You're a loser OP

>>79820258
you dont care about those numbers, but news outlets do, which in turn fuels a larger overall gross, which gets the studios attention, and so on.

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>>79807328
>Working opening night
>Two high school guys come in with a fandango ticket, one of them is wearing a Deadpool hoodie
>They don't have I.D on them when I card them
Who doesn't have ID on them at that age? If you're old enough to drive you need to carry that shit in your wallet. It's not like I can let them in if they don't have it.

>>79807328

I thought it was funny. If you dislike things based on their worst fans, sooner or later you'll hate everything, even yourself.

>>79820382
When you work in customer service, you realize a majority of people are retarded.

>>79820350

Also buy smaller comic titles, DC and Marvel will keep them alive if you do!

>>79820414

But are they as retarded as the people who work customer service?

>>79807328
>meme character
>surprised by reddit-fags and casuals eating up the meme movie
You should hate yourself as well, but since you're already on /co/ whining like a little bitch I guess you already do.

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>>79820196
>tfw Avengers came out when I was still working at the local cinema
>tfw I've had to pay to see each phase 2 movie so far
>tfw I'll never be able to pre-screen movies again because of Digital

>>79820437
more so usually.

>work at vegan resturaunt
>"so what's in your fries??"

potatoes you dumb cunt.

>>79820437
Not in my experience.

Most people I work with are working this job through college.

I'd say if you're working customer service after 25, somewhere along the you messed up.

>>79807328

Yeah, fuck people for liking things.

>>79820524
>>79820524
Read the question wrong. I meant, customers usually are more retarded.

Maybe I am retarded.

>>79807328
>No mention of trying to school those guys on Deadpool's history and how Way ruined everything.

Should have gone all the way OP. You were embarassing enough.

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>>79807328
>fake fans
fuck off!

>>79807328
Shoulda saved your true power level for BvS

>>79807328
What was the end-credits tease?

I would've stayed and watched it but I needed to use the bathroom

>>79821871
Teaser for deadpool 2 with cable

>>79812257
underpotatoed, friendo.

Deadpool opening night was completely sold out. To put this in perspective at my theatre opening night Antman was under half full. Cap 2 was about 70% full and Avengers 1 and 2 were the only othe opening night sell outs for marvel movies i have seen.

A theatre that full of people and there were no obnoxious ass holes everybody just watched the movie laughed at the jokes and had a good time it was fucking great. Avengers had people cheering at shit and being loud but Deadpool nope everybody just sat and watched the fucking movie.

>tfw you don't know anything about Deadpool, and the people around you in the cinema are either normies or casuals, and yet watching the movie was still great

The part where it was kinda quiet since DP got shot in the butt, someone in the row said "h-he got shot in the butt?" in such an astonished yet entertained tone that it just made everyone laugh more.

>>79811601
I actually agree with you, anon. I don't mind the occasional noise, but talking throughout the movie is terrible, and I suspect nobody has told her how rude it is.

>>79812478
Oh fuck, I vote for this too, mainly because Hamm needs more exposure.

>>79822726
A bunch of 13 years old were sitting in front of me:one guy and six girls.
4 of the girls leaved at the first scene and 2 of them leaved when DP got buttfucked.
Then the guy ended up alone.

Reminder that this made it into the movie

https://youtu.be/544WmUAvsYs

A group of friends were sitting behind me, and during the scene where DP breaks his limbs hitting Colossus, this girl just kept laughing really loud and she had a hard time stopping. I didn't mind and thought it was funny that she found the scene so hilarious she couldn't stop.

>trying to enjoy movie
>some guy laughing at the intro acting it was the greatest thing ever made
>the same guy that puts out his hand for the stinger for some reason
Asshat ruined the movie for me and to top it all off he was beside me

>>79815304
Just tell him preptime was something inserted in the early 2000s because they really couldn't find a purpose (Well, Morrison couldn't) to keep him around for cosmic tier crises. Tell him prior to that Batman's only defence against intergalactic threat was to throw gadgets and swing baseball bats till it went down and he wasn't some omniscient planner to begin with but a detective.

I mean, ffs he's been knocked out by random thugs more often than he has the Joker or Two Face or any other villlain. I fucking love Detective Batman, but on the power level super genius scale he's not even meant to be in the same league as the Doom Patrol and The Atom, but since the turn of the millennium he somehow is.

>>79818432
It wasn't really that funny, anon. I'm expecting you just gave it a light chuckle, right?

>>79822858
First sex scene or the scene of Deadpool attacking the convoy of baddies?

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I have an Australian friend that tells me a lot of theaters have special privacy boxes to separate people with kids from the people that actually want to watch the movie undisturbed, but yeah, this is why I never watch certain kinds of movies in theaters. Maybe if it's something that kids and boisterous rednecks won't watch, but if it's a superhero movie or something that kids will like, then I just wait for the home release. I watched Pacific Rim and a guy in front of me was actually describing the movie to his friend via cellphone for about 5 minutes.
>"Yeah, they're falling now, but they pulled out a sword and they stabbed the thing. Now they're doing the mind stuff again."
The same thing happened before when I watched Alvin and the Chipmunks with my nephew. He even asked me to tell the guy to shut up, but luckily, the guy hung up before I had to get into a potential altercation over fucking Alvin and the Chipmunks.
Oh, and while not really a complaint, I saw Spiderman 3 in a theater and people really did clap at the end. At the time, I actually did find the movie entertaining, but clapping over it seems a little silly.

>>79816731
it's been a thing since the 70's you baby

>>79822967
When deadpool kills a bunch of people and get shot in the ass
But they were not the only one, a bunch of people leaved during the first half of the movie and most people didn't laughed, all you could here is normies saying "ughhh disgusting".
I'm a frenchfag and from what I have saw everyone loved it in the US.

>>79823017
This happened in the US, huh? What's the rating for the movie there?

>>79823024
No this happened in france

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>>79807328
>going to a movie theater
>ever

Jesus fuck people. Are people so impatient they can't wait half a year to watch a movie at home in their comfy pjs instead of overpaying to see a movie with other chucklefucks and paying $20 for a bag of popcorn?

Maybe it's just my preference, but I can't see the appeal of a movie theater in the modern age of being able to watch movies at home online. I'm not impatient enough to ever really want to see a movie in theaters, unless I know it's a smart-ish movie that will probably have a small audience.

>went to see it on thursday
>theater packed
>smell weed instantly
>ohboy herewego.jpg
>movie starts
>noone talks
>noone on phone
>no howling
It was pretty good movie experience. I expected much worse, even the dude weedlmaos were civilized.

>>79812163
>>79812163
Harley was great in The Animated Series as a staple to Mark Hamil's Joker. But she was always Bruce Timm's baby and he knew how to use her to good effect.

You know, kind of like Deadpool. Blah blah blah good Deadpool = actual character blah blah blah bad Deadpool = Meme with a Mouth

>>79823034
>20$ for popcorn
What the hell clapistan,I get my ticket for 4$ and you just add 2$ for a popcorn+drink addon

>>79823041
you sure they weren't asleep

>>79823017
They probably went in not knowing anything about DP?

Not from the US and I've seen people lining up for it so far.

>>79823034
>implying I buy popcorn

I go to the theaters during the first screening of the day or during the afternoons since it's quiet. I like the large screen and good audio that I can't currently duplicate in my home. I don't like eating while watching a movie, so it's all good for me.

>>79823071
Meh, Canadian theaters are a bum-fuck eh? Cineplex pretty much has a monopoly on all the chain theatres in Canada since they bought out Famous Players. Doesn't help that the dollar is weak right now so everything just shot up about $2 in the last year it seems

>>79823107
Not even in canuckland even worse philippines

some cunts in my theater kept screaming the lines from the trailers whenever they would come up

>>79823086
They probably thought this was some tipical disney marvel shit.
Deadpool is not as well known in France as in the US, here everyone smokes and like boring hipster shit also our movies and comedians are mostly terrible

>>79807672
Underrated post

>>79810647
Actually, they are collectively adapting to trends for social acceptance. They are functional. You were just there first

>>79812478
Hamm and Reynolds in a buddy role on an assassination squad.

I like it. He just needs to buff up for the movie and be ready to get casted for x-films for the next 5 years and sink his career.

I think he strategically chooses what he wants to be in motion picture wise. He seems to fill more comedic roles on the side for little projects. This would be a solid fit.

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>the American theatre experience
>even once

>>79823017
>>79823137
Did you go to the dubbed version you pleb?

>>79823348
No

>>79823445
Well then I'm shocked. I went in French-speaking Switzerland and the audience seemed to know what they were getting into.

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>see qt girl
>on a date with a 275lb snorlax
>the moment she leaves to use the restroom he starts picking his nose like a madman
It just doesn't add up

>>79823480
I'm from a town near Paris and me and my friends were the only one laughing when the rest of the room kept screaming UGHHHH and DEGOUTANT
It's like the whole theater had a baguette up their asses or something

>>79823526
Well, he can't just pick his nose in front of her.

>>79807328
>watching Memepool
You brought this upon yourself.

There was a couple sitting next to me who talked quite often through the movie, and finally I politely told them "Your talking's really distracting" and to their credit they stopped. I was honestly surprised.

>>79823533
And this from the country that brought us Les Visiteurs.

>>79823661
Les Visiteurs is not even that appreciated in France

The longer I stay here i realize how casual people on 4 chan are.

>>79823679
>Le No c-casual scum may may
>le better be like what reddit, tumblr, Fox news, and facebook told me bout them darn rootin' tootin' 4chan who jave no fun MehMeh
>le sekrit club mmmmmmmeme

>>79823809
What the fuck are you even talking about

I'm unwilling to see this movie because I remember the last movie that Deadpool was in. Am I being unreasonable?

>>79823886
Yes, this one is pretty funny and I haven't seen any maymays in it so don't listen to the retards that will try to convince you otherwise

>>79823668
True. Not a bad movie though.

>>79823679
For liking this movie? For what? What are you talking about?

>>79820531
>>79820597
not OP but at my showing there was this one guy that did a donkey laugh a few feet away from us unironically

>>79811005
>he didn't see Star Wars three weeks after release at noon on a Monday
Full 3D IMAX and there was only one other guy in the theater besides me and my bro. The only way to see movies imo.

>>79810503
Fake ___ Girl/Boy is not a new concept. The only difference is that while bikers and punks would beat the shit out of you on the sidewalk for pretending to be one of them, game and comic fanatics just shit-talk you on the internet. And even that's too much to handle for these precious millennial cakeboys.

I'm going to go early afternoon Monday since school kids don't get off Presidents' Day. Should I get a blue icee or red?

>>79824503
>Not getting red-blue swirl

Don't you EVER fucking reply to me again.

>>79824547
>race mixing
wew lad

>>79816533
I can believe it. It sounds like a lame enough experience to be true.

Fake would've been if the entire theater stood up and clapped after he told off those dudes (who of course would've peed their pants and ran off crying), and then he later married his buddy who was also Albert Einstein.

>Going to a matinee showing at 3:15 today

It's one of those cinemas where you have to reserve seats ahead of time because there's only like 50 chairs in the theater, so it'll probably be sold out regardless, but I hope there's not a bunch of underage kids there.

Seriously, the sixth-graders I teach were talking about how their parents were taking them to go see it. What the fuck.

>>79824673
Yeah, my gf's family took her ten year old brother to see it yesterday. Apparently he covered his eyes at the strip club scenes, it's funny how prudish kids can be.

>>79824723
I think its less that he's prudish and more that its really weird to see something like this while sitting next to your mom.

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Might be seeing it tonight; never read any of Deadpool besides Deadpool and Cable/seeing snippets posted here, but I can tell pretty easily when the good writers and bad writers have control of the character.

Would you guys say that they did a good job with the movie? Also, how many jokes about chimichangas and tacos are there? Did you have any cringeworthy moments NOT related to the audience you were seeing it with?

>>79825043
They did a good job and there is no tacos/chimichanga

Why Colossus look a PS1 character that didn't finish loading

>>79825459
this

>>79807328
I saw it with my mother at an event organized by her company.
So I had to hear "who is Cabel" over and over.
My mom liked the movie but she closed her eyes a lot lol

>>79825459
>>79825494

Colossus looked outstanding and you know it.

>>79817158

DESIGNATED

>>79820414

Holy Shit! This is so fucking true!

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>this thread

>>79824503
If you go to AMC you can buy one get one free.

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>>79824426
Yeah, the real issue about fake fans is how the declare they're the real fans, get morally outraged over anyone who says otherwise, and then try to take over the fandom and shape it to fit their own warped moral code.

>>79809819

Underrated host

Didn't /co/ already learn to watch their kiddy movies on a Weekday morning/noon?

>>79823526
>being mad at another dude pulling bitches out of his league
Ya'll need to start congratulating these dudes.

A ton of people clapped at the Stan Lee cameo at my showing, but everything else was fine.

>>79807328
>tfw went to see it with pop at 2pm
>No redditors
It was dank.

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>>79807328
Get the fuck back to your /a/ shithole.

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>>79807328
>Deadpool

XD CHIMICHANGAS AM I RIGHT?

>>79807328
My only problem was that there was a ridiculous amount of kids watching this movie in my theater. And really, I wouldn't let it slide if it was 13 year-olds or something, but I swear some of them must have been as young as 8.
I did laugh when ten minutes into the movie some soccer mom dragged her kid away, trying to cover his eyes while leaving.

>>79832647

How is that the films problem? What next, blaming GTA for stupid parents buying it for their kids?

>>79807328
I fully expected to have the problem of obnoxious audience on opening weekend, but based on this movie and my last few experiences, it turns out the people who go out on the very first weekend typically want to watch the movie.

It's when I want to see a movie in a quiet matinee that the chucklefucks REALLY start focusing more on each other and their phones than the movie.

>>79832647
I went to see it this morning and I had the same problem. Some were probably six or seven years old - what the fuck were their parents thinking?

Thankfully the kids were quiet. Most of noise from the crowd was from douchey 20-somethings who just HAD to repeat every joke in the movie. It was like watching a movie with a nasally echo.

>oh, your poor wife!
>heheheheh, your poor wife!!!!

>>79832704
I never said it was the movie's problem.

>>79832890
Yeah, same, I'm just surprised considering how prominent the "think about the children" rhetoric is nowadays.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjzuKLHyGwE&feature=youtu.be&t=1096

Reynolds was legitimately blackmailed into playing Deadpool in Origins

>>79832394
what

>>79832704

not the guy you're replying to but god damn I can't understand that. The movie's a 15 over here for crying out loud. I'm pretty sure the cinemas these peiple went to see it in would have at least turned the kids down or brought that up with the parents.

>>79807328

you sound like a barrel of laughs, OP

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>>79833139
I wanna just hang out with Ryan for a day or two and just shoot the shit. He seems like the coolest person ever.

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>mfw I have to sit beside two boys who are there without any adults
>mfw they laugh at every joke, laughing at the sex jokes the loudest
>mfw they howl during the trailer for that retarded Zac Efron movie (along with everyone else in the theatre)
>mfw one of them repeats every line from the trailers
>mfw while I'm leaving I hear one of them talking about their high school orientation

How the fuck did they even get in?

>>79823071
What country is that

>watching deadpool
>sounds like someone has a baloon and is squishing it making loud annoying noises
>turn arround and say
hey quiet the fuck down

>i was sitting in front of the handicap row
> some Kuato looking guy having problems with his wheelchair
>his grandmother gives me the look of death

>>79840179
>high schoool orientation in february
lolwut?

>>79840917
kek

SOMEONE LEFT THEIR KID IN THE THEATER! HE'S CRYING FOR HIS PARENTS!

Why did Reynolds try so hard to get this movie made anyways? Like he did over 10 years of begging, borrowing and dealing to get Deadpool wrapped.

I don't understand why drive so hard for a Superhero movie of all things. Like sure it's gonna make him a bunch of money and good on him for that, but I still don't get it.

>>79807328
>Small animated characters appers in corner of the screen
>HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

>Deadpool says teabag
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Badly assembled IKEA shelf collapses
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm too old for that kind of movie. I wish I was 15.

>>79841339
He's a giant fan of the character and wanted a movie that did him justice instead of that crap we got in Wolverine.

>>79823034

>waiting half a year to see a movie
>not just going to the $5 early show
>not just waiting until after the movie to eat

>>79822871
didnt the movie have different lyrics?

>>79817257
I remember people cheering when Han and Chewbacca showed up, but then again it's Han and Chewie.

>>79821871
Ferris Buller reference and Deadpool hinted at Cable.

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>small theater
>see it alone because just recently moved and no one in the family was interested
>maybe 18 total people in the seats
>a couple sits behind me to the left
>movie plays
>the Guy (late 30's) starts talking to his girlfriend explaining every damn thing like a know it all
>"yeah that's true to his origin, but something something something"
>"man Colossus is pitch perfect I remember reading him in this. . ."
>"Oh yeah, his healing factor lets him do . . ."

He wasn't even talking that loudly but enough for me to notice. Especially since his comments to his GF could go on for close to a minute when the movie itself had moved past that moment. Funnily enough his GF never said a word.

Either way, great movie. Not exactly a fan of Deadpool but I can respect a pretty well made movie with some good jokes.

>>79825318
He mentions chimichangas once. I was annoyed no one got the Rob L. reference at the start of the movie.

>>79841344
>Badly assembled IKEA shelf collapses

Yeah that was pretty cringy, I don't get why that is a big joke to some, in my theater it got few laughs.

>>79807328
i almost had the same problem
there was a couple 2 rows back, they were typical reddit fans
an older couple few seats to my right got up and told them to shut the fuck up.
they didn't speak through the movie after that

>>79823288

I love Hamm but he really doesn't have much of a career now that Mad Men is over.

>>79807328

That only happens in America.

>>79807328
>calling them reddit
>literally being this euphoric and using the word casual non-ironically
>being this edgy
i can't wait until the day OP realizes that he's the tips f'edora m'laddies reddit-tier person that everyone else in the world makes fun of and to extent is afraid of because he's the kind of guy who ends up shooting up a place

>>79842515
>thinks calling people what they are is being edgy
i wish i could be that edgy

>>79842399
>I love Hamm but he really doesn't have much of a career now that Mad Men is over.

Hamm is literally one of the mot sought after actors in Hollywood.

He does whatever he wants, picking exactly what roles he likes.

He was the bad guy in Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt because he loves playing slimeballs.

>>79842585

Just go to IMDB and look up what movies he's gonna be in next.

>>79842515
Spotted the redditor

>>79842573
there's a certain amount of social restraint required to function in society unless you're a creepy autistic pariah

>>79815200
>Max of 25 people in a theater that seats 200
>Three fat fucks behind us that you could hear breathing the entire time, one of them had a cold so he was hacking part of the time too

Then fucking move to some other seat, you fool. You had 175 to choose from.

did anyone theater get a big laugh at the ajak got his name from the dishsoap ?

>>79843133
I had it in my theater 2 hours ago, it was an okay joke.

>tfw face when people tried to start an applause when the film ended
>in the cinema

>Friday night
>Go see Deadpool with gf
>Theater is packed, but we find 2 seats
>With buffer seats, hell yeah
>"There's a lot of kids here"
>"Like, really little kids"
>Oh well
>Movie starts
>Almost immediately I feel bad for the dumbass parents who brought their kids here
>"Mommy, what's International Women's Day?"
>Everyone actually fucking claps for Stan Lee
>I'm mostly okay with this, he only has a few years left
>Entering mutant factory "Shitsburgh"
>Cro-Magnon next to us shouts "Ayy Pittsburgh!"
>Please die
>When the mutant factory burns down, kid behind me says "Is that the whole movie?"
>LIKE YOUR DAD HAS ALREADY SEEN THE MOVIE, FUCKFACE?
>Then it happens
>There's a baby
>There's a fucking baby
>There's a fucking baby in this movie theater
>Forget that it's rated R
>Forget that it's 8:45
>Forget that it's 2 degrees outside
>Who brings a fucking baby
>I hope you had to pay for the baby
>Baby is crying during the action
>Mom gets up to leave
>Baby stops before she gets outside
>Sits back down
>At least 3 more incidents
>She doesn't even pretend to give a shit anymore
>Doesn't get up, just shooshes the baby
>Like a baby understands that shit
>LIKE YOUR SHOOSHING ISN'T MAKING SHIT WORSE

All in all it was a good experience. I didn't have high hopes for this movie, but I genuinely enjoyed it. RR is 10/10, Negasonic is newest waifu. Jokes can get forced, but whatevs.
Apparently Stan said this was his favorite cameo. I'm glad he still has fun.

>>79844124
>Stan said it was his favorite cameo
No shit, free titties.

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>>79844124
>>I'm mostly okay with this, he only has a few years left

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>>79844124
>I'm mostly okay with this, I only has a few years left
FYFY true believer

>>79844124
I fucking hate it when parents bring babies to the theater. The theater is too loud for their ears, it literally fucking hurts them to be in a theater with an action movie playing, and the only thing they know how to do is cry and it ruins the movie for everyone else.

Fuck parents who do this. If you can't afford a babysitter you can't afford to go out.