So I was at the aviation fair with my homie Pedro, and you know I'm more of a locomotives kinda' guy, but I respect Drummond's contribution to modern society, you know? Pedro be tellin' me about his homeboy Martin who worked for CIA, spinning 'bout this dude who be waiting at the airstrip for mercs to bring some scientist, they roll around with the dude and three more guys and give 'em to the CIA dude free of charge. Now, had it been me, I'd be skeptical, you know? Mercs don't even give out STDs for free, know what I'm saying? So CIA brings all four in the plane and keeps sayin' he filled for his posse and just one of them, and is gonna pop and ditch who ain't talking. One of them be like "why kill the guy and then throw him off the plane". CIA this guy's mask and he's some Darth Vader looking motherfucker named Bane, who all like "I had to find out what the doctor told you", and the doctor be like "I said nothing", which is like the snitch motto, I mean if they guy had just said "Yo, I told them this and that" maybe Darth Wheezy would'a spare him. "The lie stings more than the die", as my mama used to say.
CIA be asking if Bane planned to be caught, and he's all like "For real". CIA then goes all "If I take this outta yo face, you die?" and Bane be all "That be painful", and CIA gets in a tight spot, you know how dudes be out of touch with their emotions, so he tries to cheer him up, compliment his biceps or something, says "you a big guy", cause who don't like a compliment, and Bane be all "For you", and I be like "be painful for you", and Pedro be all like "a big guy for you", and I feel that's a really weird phrasal construction, you know I'm all about respecting the grammatic conventions, but whatever works for the dude, I guess. So the CIA tries to keep the conversation afloat, asks Bane the next step of his masterplan, and Bane be saying "crash this plane with no survivors", and then there was a bunch of gunfire and explosions and I guess everyone died.
I thought it was good, not Iron Man level good but certainly on the better side of the MCU
Although I really don't get people who think the villain in this movie was a good villain....he was just another power hungry guy in a suit, like have you guys ever seen performances like say Nicholson's Joker? Hell, Ledger's Joker, Sabretooth in Origins, the list can go on and on.... fricking Tommy Lee Jones as Two Face was more menacing than any of these MCU baddies
>>79803909 My answer: Cross was snorting that yellow shrink goo in hopes it would give him shrinking powers
Probably reall answer: It was either a hasty addition or plot thread left from an old script. in order to add some reasoning behind his turn to the dark side
Seriously I love this movie but if you think about specific parts too hard it makes no sense. Like how can Ant-Man shrinking smaller than molecules in order to breach Yellowjacket's suit, but then smash a bunch of circuits and wires?
>>79803689 how? the ants were accurate. Do you mean the line >distance between atoms same mechanism can do that and decrease the orbit of electrons making the atoms smaller too. Increase the mass of electrons and the bohr radius decreases. So, what Hank said was half correct. For that kind of quantum mechanics I'm willing to give it a pass. Did science much better than Interstellar
>>79806355 Yeah that's the only problem I had with Wright's concept but the film still would have majorly been about him and we saw more of him in the Ant-Man suit
>>79804842 >some of the best shit in the finished film was added after Wright left. Yeah like fart jokes and self-depreciation humor that only got cut out when fans complained. Antagonist being a random crazy guy? Awesome. S.H.E.I.L.D. and Peggy Carter being there for no reason? Great. Oh and T.I.'s character? BRILLIANT.
Marvel just need to hit a checklist to appeal to bottom feeders like you. At least DC doesn't have a set formula yet.
>>79806701 We got a good compromise though in the form of a Michael Douglass Hank Pym that gave us super science bad-assery, and came across as someone who could just invent himself a new power any day of the week.
>>79798594 >>79798768 I wouldn't say best, but a good movie in its own right. It certainly beat my expectations. I never knew or cared much about ant-man so I thought it'd be lame but they made it work really well.
>>79806770 >who cares if it's bad, it's finished!! >we need a strict schedule for these films that don't even have that well written of a continuity Also production officially started in 2012 you MCuck, nothing was "late".
>>79803909 My interpretation was that him searching for the particle for basically his entire life is what drove him insane, not the particle itself. He got so driven to upstage his mentor that he lost his mind.
Nothing's bad to you as long as it follows the MCU formula of storytelling.
To people with taste it's gotten stale and repetitive. That's why people are looking forward to Deadpool and BvS, for something that's new.
>Yeah after years of Wright failing to start the project Marvel initially didn't want to produce Ant-Man first and instead went with Hulk and Iron Man so that their new subsidiary wouldn't completely flop (reminder that is is before Disney owned them) >He fucked up Scott Pilgrim He had BLOM in every step of the production and BLOM was okay with the original ending that the movie had before it changed What exactly did he fuck up, even Michael Cera was able to convey a character instead of playing himself It's funny because SP was more like a comic book than anything the MCU has made so far
I agree, but I also think that there's a certain level of threat that they can't exceed before it becomes a legitimate question. Like the president being kidnapped and Iron Man being attacked at his home and SHIELD getting dismantled - you have to agree that those are problems that would at least raise some of the Avengers' attention.
Only thing stale is this post. Ant Man was great, deal with it faggot.
>BvS >new Have with Man of Murder 2: Electric Boogalo
>What exactly did he fuck up Cera and Ramona have barely any characterization, the core of why their relationship ends up working in the books is completely absent from the movie. Yeah the visuals are fun but when the core story is gone it doesn't work. Scott Pilgrim is a visual treat and nothing more. Bet the exact same thing would have happened with Ant Man.
>>79808888 Okay, I get what you mean. I just got autistic over you saying "only good CGI". I guess "only good in your face CGI" is pretty accurate. Shame it didn't carry over to any of the other CGI in the Hobbit movies
That Young Michale Douglas at the start of this movie was pretty good tho
>>79803909 I know it was left in from an old edit. He was supposed to slowly turn more crazy rather than go full crazy from the start. But the way they edited it together it didn't end up making sense.
>>79808717 Notice how you can't defend your garbage film. Typical of a sheep consumer.
>Cera and Ramona have barely any characterization They ripped dialogue and scenes straight from the book. Are you complaining about them not being warm towards each other? Isn't that the point until toward the end?
> Yeah the visuals are fun but when the core story is gone it doesn't work The core story is still the same outside of not showing Scott's relatioship with Lisa or his co-workers and a few other things. Scott learns to be less of an asshole and have respect for himself and any relationship he tried to pursue.
>Bet the exact same thing would have happened with Ant Man. Reed's Ant-Man didn't tackle any complicated relationship problems with depth (this is Marvel afterall) Wrights movies do
>>79803909 He was in the lab with Pym when he made his formula, he worked with his own formula. While Cross's yellow juice turned crap into goo, it was still made out of pym particles which he would have been exposed to
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