just read this halarious shitty deadpool review from my local paper, what are the funniest reveiws you've read?
http://www.irishtimes.com/culture/film/deadpool-review-cheap-exploitative-unreconstructed-rubbish-1.2528469
heres the link
>>79794836
>misogyny
stopped reading there, though I never knew the potato niggers were drinking the kool aid
>>79794836
Stick to your Deadpool General, buddy.
>>79794930
They're in Western Europe. Even if they're not as indoctrinated as other countries, of course that shit's going to be floating around. Now the Slavs, they /really/ don't give a shit.
>>79794836
>16 cert po-mo
>po-mo
The fuck does that mean
>>79794984
Postmodernism, maybe? No idea how the hell they're applying it to a superhero movie. Maybe they're just using it as a fancy/pretentious way to say "more self aware than usual".
>>79794984
post-modern
>>79794984
Post-modern maybe?
>>79795045
That opinion is problematic.
>The irish times
I thought you people were too busy fighting for revolution and farming to watch movies
>>79795045
Now thats what I call edgy!
>>79795045
that won't stop irish guys writing insightless reviews
>>79794836
I thought the irish were too apathetic for this shit
>>79794836
Irish?
>Irish complaining about misogyny
>as they smack their wives for the beer being too cold
We need to make a comedic skit out of this shit, it writes itself.
>>79795045
Most half breeds are conservative and bros.
At least on South Hemisphere.
>>79795104
british bought all the farmlands and ships all the produce back to britain. everyone is too hungry for revolution
>>79795104
Nah we shoot up boxing weigh-ins now
>>79794967
>>79795119
were not that PC, heres an offensive satire site that everyone is subscribed to
http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2016/02/10/poll-which-ira-is-your-favourite-ira/
http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2016/01/25/disney-princesses-radicalised-by-isis/
http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2016/02/10/renua-celebrate-after-making-it-to-page-38-of-the-irish-times/
the third one is about the newspaper in the OP pic
>>79794967
>tfw Anglo/German
Why are my once powerful nations getting cucked beyond all belief while dirty slavs living in third world shitholes have more pride?
>>79795104
>>79795278
I've had it with these offensive stereotypes and harassment against my country, I have to much to worry about already with the leprachaun infestation in my potato field, I have to throw the sheep at just right angle.
>the cancer that infected sf/f fiction, comic, and game reviews has now infected movie reviews as well
Never thought I'd consider it a good thing that Fox is run by conservatives.
>>79795446
>infected movie reviews
You realize that the word ?Misogyn"" existed before Tumblr did, right? People have used that word in criticism as long as it's been around.
There's a difference between people who are overly offended and never being allowed to use SJW-approved words like it's a fucking watch hunt.
>>79794836
>>79795559
Nice
>>79795532
It's the "give something a bad review because it doesn't conform to my political beliefs" thing. Roger Ebert, king of film critics, knew to judge a movie on its own merits.
>>79795045
Don't forget all the white knight numales too.
>>79794836
>exploitative
>implying that's necessarily a bad thing
It's a superhero exploitation film.
Hell, if you're gonna rip on films for being exploitative you might as well rip on Salo.
>>79795618
>knew to judge a movie on its own merits.
HAHAHAHAHA
Ebert couldn't write a constructive negative review to save his life. It's all boils down to "it's shit, I don't like it, it offends me" without any real criticism and insight. For fuck's sake, I've seen amateur reviewers dissect some movies (like Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake for example) much better.
>>79795559
Perfect
>>79795532
Shut the fuck up, vash. The critic in the article is using misogyny to describe Deadpool.
Deadpool.
Isn't the plot of this movie that he has to save his girlfriend?
Is she also a princess locked away in a castle?
The irish. pls
>>79796345
Prostitute turned Strip Joint waitress.
the irish times are just the voice of dublin wankers
im sorry you have to see that
Deadpool had too much ass.
>>79796345
She's a sex worker who is actively a sex worker while they're dating. When they catch up later she's working in a strip joint. It's not a waifu complex movie.
>>79795045
>Kill people for something they were born with that really isn't a disability
I miss being 13
>>79795431
You should just blow up the leprechauns and claim they were oppressing you.
>>79795378
>>tfw Anglo/German
You are American. Stop saying stupid shit like that.
>>79794836
>Irish
>Still using the term rubbish
Nah.
>>79794836
He's right you know.
>>79795647
Now that's just not true. He always gave any movie a chance. To bad his site went to shit after his death.
>>79794836
>misogyny
...how? It has two kickass female characters who at certain points are tougher than the male characters and the girlfriend's a pretty cool character herself.
>>79794836
http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/deadpool-2016
>“Deadpool” is the cinematic equivalent of that kid in school who would always say how much he didn’t care what people thought of him, but just loud enough so everybody could hear him. It is the teenager who pretends to be too cool to care, but wants you to like him so badly it hurts.
It's funny cos it's true
>>79794984
Weird for the sake of weird.
>>79795045
Upvoted good sir
>>79794836
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhaha
>>79795045
I agree with the liberal white women but I'm a mutt so nah we can't kill me.
>>79794836
>my local paper
>the irish times
ahahaha! go fuck a sheep you fag!
>>79800717
I know a guy who cosplays Deadpool and this is him exactly
>>79794836
>misogyny
>Kingsman being bad
>Irish
haha wow
>>79794967
I live in western Europe and I hardly see that shit ever.
Then again we're apparently super racist
>>79794836
>sweary, 16-cert po-mo
fucking wut
>>79794836
Truly the Irish are the worst
>>79794836
>misogyny
>deadpool getspegged
Mhmmm
>>79795559
>unreconstructed
>used to describe someone who has strongly held opinions and beliefs that have not changed even though they have been criticized or have become unpopular
What the goddamn shit is this?
>>79794984
"16 cert po-mo" sounds like a phrase Chris-Chan would come up with
>>79794967
Too bad Slavic countries are shitty and getting more Nazis by the year.
>>79794836
Not surprised
*tips fedora*
>>79802346
>trying to be funny instead of reviewing the movie
I hate critics like this. Sorry you're not good enough to have a writing career, don't take it out on Hollywood you bitter motherfuckers.