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So we can all agree that this will be the GOAT live action Bruce

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So we can all agree that this will be the GOAT live action Bruce & Alfred, yes?
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>>79792211
Sure
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>>79792211
damn straight, glad he's giving Bruce some sass too
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>>79792222
Why does he jump when hit in the head?
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>>79792211
Go away jew.
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>>79792222
quad check
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Why is Alfred the same age as Bruce tho?
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>>79793031
Ironside is in his 60's, Affleck is in his 40's. They're not
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>>79793050

So Alfred is just 20 years older than Bruce? Okay.
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>>79792306
But OP isn't talking about a Disney film.
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>>79793050
>Ironside
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>>79793050
>Ironside

Is this some new Transformers character?

>>79793123

This seems odd to me too...so when Bruce was a 5 year old boy, he had a 25 year old butler?
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>>79793554
>>79793123
Alfred was relatively new to the job when Bruce's parents were killed. His father was the previous Wayne butler and Alfred took up his position after he died of cancer.

He wasn't always Michael Caine-tier old as fuck.
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>>79793554
>>79793654
Theyre also going the former SAS direction. Hes even wearing a military sweater in the beginning
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>>79793654
>>79793975
Man it just seeems pretty weird as hell to imagine someone my age being a butler
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>>79793289
Hopefully Ironseid
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>>79794018
I don't think WB is smart enough to do that, no matter how good it would be.
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>>79794032
>He's not even gray
>It's just Michael in a dress.
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That's not best Alfred.
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>>79794053
>Gotham
HAHAHAHAHA
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>>79794053
Yep, but only until March 27
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>>79792211
LOL

This pathetic asshole? Bale would have SOLO'd fucking Doomsday.
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A. It's weird that they're de aging old people now, Aunt May is like some milf age bitch not a granny as well

B. Whatever happened to logos? When did logos go out of style? For the last decade every movie uses the same generic stock font for their title
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>>79794114

Bale would have had difficulty with a slipped disk and leaping more than three feet without a rope.
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>>79794114
Yeah I'm sure Doomsday would die of laughter after seeing Bale wail his arms around while screaming and looking like he's constipated
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>>79794195
>>79794114
>Baleman elbows Doomsday
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>>79792222
>when Batman rock bottoms the thug just right
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>>79794310
gross
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>>79793123
Alfred was like 27 years old when the Wayne's were murdered. this has always been the case.

For fuck's sake, how can you explain Alfred being alive during DKR? Bruce is like 60 in that.

But keep showing your casual, normie.
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>>79794053
lmao good one
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>>79792222
that's a broken neck for sure or he's at least paralyzed for life.
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>>79794076
>>79794094
>>79794779

You can talk as much shit about Gotham as you want, and the majority of it will likely be warranted, but Gotham Alfred is fucking glorious Alfred.
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>>79795132
Pertwee is a terrific actor wasted on a sobby comic booky melodrama drivel of the worst calibre and his character is severely underused. He shines here and there but mostly his character washes away like a gargle of tangerine scope.
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>>79792211
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peXtNpuIJs
His voice is pure sex
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>>79794743
> 60 + 27 = 87
> mfw my grandpa is 93

Are you fucking retarded???
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Alfred looks a little young, don't you think?

Alfred raised Bruce since he was a boy. This is supposed to be a Batman in his 40s.
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>https://www.instagram.com/p/BBQPLC0Ntv0/
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>>79795237
You dense stupid fuck. I'm saying that people think Alfred should be like 40 years older, because 20 seem implausible. If that were the case how could you explain Alfred in TDK being alive. Hell, still doing his chores and patching up Batman at 100 years old?

Dickhead.
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>>79792222
Where does that knife come from?
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>>79796060
Clark threw it at Batman from Taiwan but missed.
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>>79793993
Real life butlers (who are now typically employed by rich Chinese widows more than British gentry) get paid a shit ton of money, anon.
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>>79797068
I meant rich Chinese women, I have no idea why I typed widows.
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The only REALLY important question:

Will Superman keep his 'theme' from Man of Steel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joQWMecJmDk
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Irons is the most fuckable Alfred ever and it makes me feel... weird.
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>>79794114
Baleman had difficulty defeating a big guy on painkillers. Batfleck could use Bane as a lawn dart.
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>>79794114
I'm pretty sure Batfleck could have torn TDKR big guy Bane in half with his bear hands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cle_rKBpZ28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDuetklFtDQ
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>>79797132
He will, Zimmer said so. In the leaked track you could hear tracks like DNA, Krypton's Last, and Look to the Stars entwined everywhere.
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>>79792211
Yeah I'm sure Bruce being nearly the same age as his parents' butler won't be distracting at all.
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This is the Batman I always wanted to see. I like to think that after this beatdown, we get a pretty nice interrogation moment or perhaps the TDKR "But you'll stay scared, wont you punk?" moment
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>>79797515
>age difference of 20 years is not enough
Damn man there's more to Batman than Bale you know
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>>79796060
Watch the trailer again [Bats triple-team'd].
Bats redirected the thug's knife back to his thigh.
Learn2watchCarefully.
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>>79797068
How do I become a Butler? Would it be a cool job?
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>>79798246
You study in a buttler school. Yes, they're actually a thing.
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>>79794116
>It's weird that they're de aging old people now
Jeremy Irons is 67
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>>79797350
Now Imagine Bane in the Snyderverse
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>>79798246
>Would it be a cool job?
I worked fixing rich people gardens. It's not the same, but I think I can answer:
It depends on the one you're working to
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>>79800830
At least that one would have venom and originate from Santa Prisca
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>>79800830
Maybe they'd find a really, really big guy.
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>>79792237
Does Alfred seems to be doing that a lot lately?
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>>79792211
sure, if you're retarded
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>>79801030
>yfw this was all a plan so he could cast himself as Bane one day
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>>79801141
How big is he?
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>>79801246
For you?
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>>79793050
>>79793289
>>79793554

joke all you want. he's the best batman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xxcp-hJJfi4
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>>79792222
So is he wearing a prototype of his armor under that suit or are we just accepting that he's strong enough to knock thugs through walls and floors?
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>>79801246
Height-wise? Not very. But the guy is a fitness maniac.
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>>79801379
It's an old rundown building
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>>79801379
Batman has been doing shit like that for a long time. Don't question it.
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>>79792211
I'm only seeing this movie in the theater for Jeremy Irons. I don't expect the movie to do anything but make me angry. If it doesn't suck, well that's a nice bonus.
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>>79801421
Ah, so in his infinite bat-preping for this raid he released a swarm f genetically enhanced bat-termites that ate through everything in order to make himself look more badass and thus more intimidating t the general criminal populace.

Stone cold brilliant.

This is a joke. I'm not trying to start shit.
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>>79801478
It just seems a bit exaggerated compared to what we've seen in movies before, but if that's how they're playing it that's fine by me.

I guess it's the result of the movie being more comic-booky and less grounded in realism like the previous ones. Again, that's cool with me. I'm tired of realism any way.
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>>79792211
>a dilf and a gdilf
Yes, OP, this is as good as it's gonna get.
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>>79801595
I hope Dick and Jason are fuckable too.
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>>79801580
Bingo. And same here. I don't really care what their explanation for it is, if there even is one. I'm just glad they're doing it.
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>>79792222
non-lethal brain damage
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>>79801655
Dick "confirmed" for DCEU
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>>79801798
From Turkish Airlines Gotham City Guidebook
Pic 1
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>>79801840
>>79801798
From Turkish Airlines Gotham City Guidebook
Pic 2
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>>79801798
>>79801840
>>79801859
>yfw they do the standard "Dick hates Bruce" thing they always do when they have an old Batman
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>>79801949
Seeing that even Alfred seems pissed at him, can you blame Dick?
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>>79801949
I fucking hope not but if it happens I blame Batman Beyond and Timm fags for promulgating that faggotry
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>>79801992
No but I want them being cute and it never happens because Batman can't be happy
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>>79801949
>yfw they do the "Dick is the Joker" from Strikes Again
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>>79802172
>yfw they do Dick Grayson Age Twelve
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>>79802172
That was legitimately the most homoerotic Batman/Joker thing ever done, Snyder couldn't match it if his life depended on it, and the whole thing was only made gayer by the fact that the Joker was Dick.
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>>79802172
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>>79802234
Scott Snyder, I mean.
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>>79802172
>>79802215
No.
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>>79802234
>the whole thing was only made gayer by the fact that the Joker was Dick.

>Fast hands, my little Robin
>Fast hands, big mouth

Miller knew what he was doing in both books.
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I like Jeremy Irons, but honestly he seems absolutely miscast as Alfred. Its like they were looking for nothing else but an elderly English actor American audiences would recognize and he was pretty much the only one left.
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>>79798186
>Learn2watchCarefully.
>thug has no knife on thigh while standing
>thug instantly grows one upon impact
Batman's superpower.
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>>79802270
But Dick Grayson Age Twelve is a qt

Even Batman thinks so
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>>79797351
this dialogue can't be real and what is with bane's voice
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>>79801655
Do it WB
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>>79801655
Who has the ass to play Dick though?
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>>79794995

>paralyzed for life

So totally in character for how Batman--particularly DKR Batman, who this is heavily influenced by--deals with thugs.

You can go now.
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>>79802411
Asses are a result of hard work and training, just like the chiseled bodies. It's a work in progress, so it's not necessary for the actor to have an ideal bum to begin with, as long as he'll put in hours working on it, the way Cavill and Affleck did when it comes to their physique.
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>>79802351
I don't know, I kind of like him (what we've seen so far) as Alfred, more so than Michael Caine, and I fucking love Michael Caine as an actor.
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Only good batman movie was TDKR by mastermind Chris Nolan
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>>79802532
I disagree, it's like comparing Cavill or Affleck to The Rock, it's not something you can achieve with just six months of intensive training, it's the result of a life time's work and good genes. Whoever brings the ass needs to have something already.
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