>"What did you do to get yourself into this predicament?"
ITT: Best /co/-related quotes of all time!
STOP POSTING THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT SHOW
I'M GONNA SHIT
"You ever see this one cartoon? Looney Tunes I think. It's about this stupid squirrel and it sees a coconut but it thinks it's a peanut. And he tries to crack it with all he's got but in the end he dies. A month later he tries again. I'm that squirrel. And I enjoy it this way."
>start a quote thread
>all the bandwagoners derail it by whining about Rick and Morty because 4chan told them to
Go pee your pants you stupid baby, you degenerate shit, you fucking coward of a woman. If I ever see you in real life I'll throw an ashtray in your retarded toddler face and steal your dollar store shoes. Don't ever come back here, kid.
>Figure it out tiger you just hit the gold mine!
No, you just don't understand. This is what 4chan has ALWAYS been. Sorry we don't like your meme shows and actual discussion. If you don't like it go back to Tumblr.
Not even me but okay.
>"If one were to remove that concealment you wear upon your face, would that cease your life functions?"
>"Doing so would cause immense pain"
>"Your size is most vast"
>"Which I will give to thou"
He's just going to end up in charge of the prison anyway, it's going to be all "Attica! Attica!" before he gets bored and escapes to free Earth... or abandon it for parallel universe # 9...
It's all so predictable, Morty... BUURRp. Predictable, it's it's - You can see it all coming a mile away, Morty, it's practically set in-in UUrrp stone...
Yeah, I propose we make /ram/ in order to try and quarantine that faggotry, like this faggot >>79786415 with his retarded role-play bullshit because he loves le funnay science man
No no no.
He'll sell out. He'll agree to work for the Galactic Federation as one of their scientists on the payroll (think how the Nazi science guys went to work for the US) and in exchange for this, he'll be able to return to Earth. With the twist that Jerry is now his boss and having to live with Jerry holding his life in his hands as far as him being able to send Rick back to jail if he smarts off to him or worse.
Morty will deal with Rick selling out and Rick will have the midlife crisis of working for "the man" and having his freedom robbed from him forever and being a prisoner on Earth, with his family. Hell is other people style punishment for Rick
But-but Wwhere's a-a-all those whacky adventures? You know... the Shubalubadubdub whacky za-zaney uURP fun adventures with his Morty? T-there's plot threads dangl-left dangling... Gotta wrap it all up in a bow. Left the Evil Morty out there sch-scheme-scheming his schemes, gotta stop And the Councel of Crosstime Ricks? Whataboutthem? They they're doing things...
Can't buckle down and nine2five it now!
"Just because someone looks different than you or thinks differently than you, doesn't mean you should be afraid of them. It means you should be angry at them! How dare they be different?!"
>not responding with "littering"
git gud, son