SUPERMAN IS NOT FOR SEXUAL

>>79772115
lewd

>>79772115
>You will never cuddle with Superman in the bath.
No reason to live desu

Gotta' establish he's not a virgin.

>>79772115
man, lois lane is like 40 something and cavill is like 30, why?

>>79772158

>You will never cuddle with Superman in the bath.

It hurts to live.

>>79772115
Pretty degenerate to be honest, family

>>79772164
well, I bet the ejaculation would be like a sniper shoot..deathly!

>>79772165
It's hot.

Captain America is 98 and hooking up with girls in her 20's and 30's like NBD

>>79772165
...
why not?

>>79772165
Why not?

>>79772207
FALSE

Cap has stayed pure for Peggy because Marvel knows their characters

Hack Snyder probably has Superman having sex in non-missionary positions for purposes other than procreation

>>79772164
>Snyder actually clarified in an interview he wasn't a virgin.

Probably had sex with a hooker while on shore leave.

>>79772115
Damn, they're so cute

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>>79772158
Don't remind me.

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>>79772115
>tfw you will never take a chemical bath
It hurts to smile

why does he have his shirt on? i mean he should never have it on but for this scene it's especially weird

Why does batman have super-strength in the new trailer? he wasnt even in the armor suit

>>79772443
He'll probably lose the shirt after getting in the tub.

I trust in based Snyder. He never disappoints when it comes to shirtless men.

>>79772164
Unlike a certain other red and blue all-american?

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>>79772115
>filename

>>79772492
He was using the armor, what are you talking about?

At least you are a retard that believes Batman isnt extremely strong and you are talking about the fight with the mobsters...

Video related, another Peak Human without powers from Snyder.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3CYN7_Aa7E

>>79772165

Battfleck is going to fuck WW and she's like 5000.

>>79772535
true, his record is shirtless

>>79772601
yeah five thousand seems a bit much. i mean the trojan war with the achaeans/proto-greeks was in 1200BC. were greek tribes even around in 3000 BC?

>>79772676
>were greek tribes even around in 3000 BC?

Yeah, at the start of the bronze age.

>>79772443

He brings her a rose before jumping in with her, he's being spontaneous and romantical.

He looks like he's getting ready to murder her.

>>79772115
Superman is all about the sexual. Remember in Superman II when he gave up his powers just to get pussy?

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>>79772644

>>79772726
Ready to murder her pussy.

>>79772676


>The Greek Bronze Age or the Early Helladic Era started around 2800 BC and lasted till 1050 BC in Crete while in the Aegean islands it started in 3000 BC. The Bronze Age in Greece is divided into periods such as Helladic I, II. The information that is available today on the Bronze Age in Greece is from the architecture, burial styles and lifestyle. The colonies were made of 300 to 1000 people.
The Bronze Age is known as so because of the invention and introduction of the metal bronze. This metal made its entry into Greece in 3000 BC, but it did not make its impact as soon as it arrived. The people from Dimini from the Neolithic era that had settled in Greece slowly started the use of Bronze. Knives and swords were carved from the metal. This metal was more easy to use than stone, bone or wood. Metals such as gold, silver and lead arrived at the same time as bronze.

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I wish it was someone else

>>79772601
>Bruce, wanna /ss/?

>>79772242
FALSE. Cap got laid a shit ton while touring & selling bullets in the 40s. Rewatch First Avenger. They make that clear

He needs a new costume design. I recommend red cape, red undies, red boots and everything else nude

>>79772815
Youre a big gay

>>79772165
>he doesn't want the most powerful man in the world to be gently comforted by mommy gf

>>79772815
This is how BVS ends doesn't it anon?

Superman is going to fuck batman to show his dominance as the best hero.

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>>79772962
I... imagine this the other way round.

>>79772957
What can I say, this is my big gay otp.

>>79772794
well okay then. so why are people bitching about her being that old? she was always immortal in the comics

>>79772115
You think he warms up the water with heat vision?

>>79772957
4u

Why didn't they just get cavill to play both superman and batman?

>>79773050
He actually nearly played Batman in Nolan's movies.

>>79773015

90% of the time the amazons are old as shit, but she is only 25 years old, this change is not something bad, but most Americans are more familiar with Classical Greece, the trojan war, or even roman times, so early bronze age greece doesnt sound really attractive.

Now there's something really cool about that date: It matches some storylines when BLACK ADAM was a warrior and when he got his powers. So a small cameo of ancient egypt/Khandaq invading the mediterranean could justify that age.

>>79773070
If I remember correctly, Christian Bale auditioned opposite Amy Adams as Rachel.

>>79773031
Stop this.

>>79773116
I thought they said Shazam wouldn't share the same universe

>>79773268
Black Adam =/= Billy batson.

>>79773242
yeah, we all know he secretly always makes her colder with freeze breath so she'd want to cuddle

>>79772903
He made out with girls but I didn't get that he got laid.

Why is superman cheating on Diana? And why is he involved with Lois romantically in these movies?

>>79772815
Okay, I laughed.

>>79773116
Dude, Americans confuse everything from Early Greece to Late Roman Republic, and this is coming from a burgerclap. If it's dope as fuck and sexy as hell, it'll sell. That shouldn't be too hard to make happen for fucking Wonder Woman.

>>79773482
:^)

>>79773534
5,000 years, that's a lot of dicks

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I was just watching the first season of the office the other day when outta nowhere amay adams looking hot as fuck. definitely second-best live action lois

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Why Lois isn't a brunette?

>>79773783
because she's a glorious ginger is why

>>79773783
>lois
>one hair color

She is a woman, she changes his hair color all the time. Brown, red and black has always been the accepted colors. But she was blonde in smallville.

http://strawpoll.me/6788730

>>79772244
he might have fucked that waitress he was defending from the trucker in MOS

this movie should be one long group scene with clark, bruce, lois and diana. in all possible combinations

The action sequences look good at least. Amy Adams seems to be drowned by Clark so he can get that batdick.

Any idea what is causing superman to weaken? If it was kryptonite shouldn't he be in pain? I guess this movie's version could be different and it makes him mortal instead of painfully sapping his strength.

>>79772165
imagine not wanting to fuck amy adams

>>79774150
superman didn't weaken in that scene, batman used martial arts. in a comic book universe. better than magic

>>79774194
Is his arm made of an unbreakable alloy? All the martial arts in the world couldn't stop his arm from being snapped by a twig.

>>79774234
it's chi nigga, i ain't gotta explain shit.

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>>79773482

>>79773268
Dwayne Johnson talked about how Black Adam was at some point going to be in the Justice League. Shazam is being handled by New Line, a WB subsidiary, rather than WB itself which is why we've heard less about it. I'm also guessing that since Dwayne Johnson= BO$$$$$ they are waiting to see if BvS and SS flop before officially connecting them.

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>>79774174
why would anyone ever do that?

>>79772165
Hey, Superman likes them older.

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>>79772115
>SUPERMAN IS NOT FOR SEXUAL
I disagree.

>>79773783
Ahe was a redhead in the comics for awhile and she was a redhead in the old superman show, and in some episodes of the old Superman comic.

>>79774234

You're assuming that Superman was attempting to snap his arm like a twig. In all likelihood he was just trying to knock Batman aside.

>>79774234
>>79774733

For fucks sake, it's clear that batman is weakening superman somehow.
>>79774259
I really want Batman using chi and shit just like in the comics

>>79772957
Fuck you, leatherman

>>79772815
That was fast

>>79773783
Lois has never had consistent hair color. She's been everything but blonde in the comics.

>>79775383
blue hair?

>>79774870
Why dont you get outta that Jabroni outfit and we can settle it in the ring?

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>>79775517
Eh, that's black hair. The coloring is just off. I've seen Wonder Woman with that hair color too.

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>>79772115
>Clark likes older women

Good taste

Supes is going to job hard in this film, so he needs something to compensate.

>>79776266
Meanwhile, Cavill's dating a 19 year old

>>79776625
I think they already broke up, but yep

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>>79772115

>/co/ posts nothing but lewd, fetish, sexual shit 24/7

>One romantic scene with Clark and Loise

>/co/ freaks (or pretends to freak) out.

I fucking hate this board most of the time now.

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>>79772792

kek'd

What's the 'S' stand for?

>>79772165
Supes into the milf type. He's got SUPER taste.

>>79776625
I'm 21, will he date me? I'm a guy though