Choo choo http://comicbook.com/2016/02/11/new -dc-comics-th

Sounds reasonable.

>>79768801
Shed 17 has gone too far

>Thomas the Tank Engine is now powered by fear
Who thought this was a good idea?

File: I'll tell you why that's bullshit.jpg (57KB, 295x300px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 295x300px

>>79768801
>needs more George Carlin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Iwvu-j7BuY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjfwNwyhzXQ

>Raven
>Sinestro
>BLACK MANTA
Did they have a cocaine-filled brainstorm session?

Diesels are a superstitious, cowardly lot...

>>79769144
More like why didn't they do this sooner?

>>79769201
Fuck off.

Oh God there's a Bane Train.

>>79769233
For choo-choo

>>79769233
BANE TRAIN BRINGING THE PAIN

CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER

File: Boco.jpg (15KB, 420x276px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 420x276px

>>79769201
Certainly explains you

>>79769283

How many times do I have to tell you people? I'm a Chocobo!

CHO
CO
BO!

>>79769295
You're cancer.

File: black-adam-edward-169102.jpg (54KB, 655x484px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 655x484px

>>79769184
Don't forget Black Adam

>>79769308

Capricorn, actually.

>>79769312
There better be a train that Billy Batson takes to the rock of eternity

File: boco-shitposts.jpg (59KB, 500x498px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 500x498px

>>79769295
>chocobo
>cobo
>not boco
Should have gone with Cobo instead, you'll always be known as a silly diesel engine

>>79768801

To be fair, if I saw a train with a fucking movie face on it, I'd shit myself.

DC finally taps into the right autism market

>>79768801
Not smug enough.

>>79769295
No, you are our powerful prince. You only happen to take bird form when you use your meme powers.

>>79769250
>Not "Choo-Choo-Choo-Choo"
you tried though

File: 4U.gif (896KB, 500x382px) Image search: [Google]

896KB, 500x382px

>>79769233
Crashing this train...

...luckily, no one was hurt.

Come to think of it, have we ever seen Sir Topham Hat and Penguin in the same place?

File: 1387837264279.jpg (22KB, 272x285px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 272x285px

>>79769366
You're an attention seeking faggot is what you are.

>>79769295
Owch the autism

I think it's dumb that the Starfire one has a grey face instead of an orange face.

File: trainseid.jpg (38KB, 400x376px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 400x376px

>>79768801
>no trainseid

>>79770324

Sucks Mattel doesn't own Jay Jay the Jet Plane.

>>79772284

See >>79769470

>>79772454
That's Black Manta.

>>79768801
>>79769184
>>BLACK MANTA
>>79769470
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AWBf0hbeMU

Thread theme my niggas

>>79768801
>Stephen as Sinestro

Wait, what?

File: maxresdefault[1].jpg (42KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 1280x720px

>>79768801
https://youtu.be/462KBuAhncU

>>79768801
>powered by fear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fkrft3dZbL0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4k8IyQaw7AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55TR-9lC6Cc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCzkSEH_Rls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfIAKctk7xY

>>79769233
He's a big train.

>>79775711
>Ghost train
>Boulder
ANON I CAN'T EVEN CLICK THE LINKS. Boulder was some Eldrich shit.

File: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.png (459KB, 839x574px) Image search: [Google]

459KB, 839x574px

>>79775731
LOL! Wut is that!

>>79775731
Yeah?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAWDtXoDmqg

>>79778567
For cho.

>they made more

what a time to be alive

>>79780129
It appears to be a roomba

>>79780322
Wait, nevermind, it's actually on the walls, and ceiling instead of just camera angle trickery. Jesus

File: really feeling the music.jpg (493KB, 2048x1536px) Image search: [Google]

493KB, 2048x1536px

>>79775731
Wow, I never realized what a goddamn jam the Thomas song is. It's like some Beatles/ELO shit.

File: firestorm-flynn-169105.jpg (42KB, 655x461px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 655x461px

I'd have no idea this was supposed to be Firestorm if the logo wasn't on it

>>79781172
>>79781190
Wow, Kanno is fast.

Wtf DC

File: es37f.jpg (41KB, 490x326px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 490x326px

>>79781124

>Living train engine on fire.

That would make an awesome videogame boss.

File: jackie-chan-whut.jpg (30KB, 552x360px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 552x360px

>>79768801
What market is this even meant for? Because between the toddlers and the super-autists who make regular autists look like normal and productive members of society, I don't recall either being generally associated with much in the way of disposable income.

>>79782477
>between the toddlers
Toddlers don't have money, their parents do dingus
>and the super-autists who make regular autists look like normal and productive members of society
NEETs throw around their disposable income like it's nothing

>>79781172
>>79781190
>literally just announced and shippers are already on it

wew

>>79782477
They made some for SDCC or NYCC and people liked them enough that they're making more. Not that hard to see.

>>79769233
Shit now I have to buy it

>>79769144
>>Thomas the Tank Engine is now powered by fear
Are you implying that thing runs on anything other than the nightmares of frightened children?

>>79769184
DC are scrambling for anything right now I think

>>79782945
seems like Johns chose his husbandos and they just picked a few others to fill the lineup

>>79768801
how come nobody is joking about bizarro train?

>>79783344
Or Lex. Or Poison Ivy.
Fucking Poison Ivy as a train.

File: Bizarro_Superman.jpg (3MB, 2835x3071px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 2835x3071px

>>79783344

>>79783444
>trains spew smoke in the air, causing global warming and screwing up plant life

Poison Ivy as a train would be hilariously ironic.

File: Lex_Luthor_Patton.png (210KB, 455x333px) Image search: [Google]

210KB, 455x333px

>>79783467
He took 40 rails, That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

File: Poison_Ivy_Emily.png (268KB, 453x468px) Image search: [Google]

268KB, 453x468px

>>79783522

>>79783573
Welp.

>>79768801
>"A toy that is equal parts laden with animated nostalgia and sheer, nightmarish terror."

>>79783674
So the normal Thomas the tank engine then.

>>79783573
Time to fap.

>>79769295
never post again

File: gbneIn2[1].gif (534KB, 500x257px) Image search: [Google]

534KB, 500x257px

>>79774111

>>79783467
They could have done so much more with it.

But these are just for kids so o well.

File: 1438828059408.png (39KB, 321x322px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 321x322px

>>79783573

>>79783573
Harley train when. I NEED IT

>>79783573
WOO WOOOULD YOU?

>>79783467
>not having the hooking parts on the opposite sides
What a missed opportunity

>>79783542
>rails
The joke you made was clever but it would have made more sense if it was 40 freight cars/trucks.

File: MinisDCSuperFriendsMillie.jpg (40KB, 293x334px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 293x334px

>>79785515

File: this.jpg (35KB, 400x483px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 400x483px

>>79782477
>There are collectors who will shell out a fuckton of money for Thomas products.
>There are collectors who will shell out a fuckton of money for DC Comics products.

It's simple really. They want to make all the money ever.

>>79769233
Oh, that brings back some bad memories regarding Arkham Origins.

File: choose.jpg (43KB, 509x395px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 509x395px

>>79786239

>>79769233
Post the image.

>>79780696
What.

>>79786915
>>79783013

>>79774111
>>Hodor
haha, wtf?

>>79769233
DO YOU THINK THESE TROUBLESOME TRUCKS ARE YOUR ALLIES?

>>79768801
CHOO CHOO!!
ALL BOARD THE FEAR TRAIN!

>>79783542
>>79786162
On second thought, if the rails are in the freight cars on stand by for track maintenance, it does kinda make sense.

>>79769470
>Train engine
>Black Manta
Autception

File: 1433567360301.jpg (45KB, 680x383px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 680x383px

>Additionally, Fisher-Price will also introduce a new set of 10 Thomas & Friends-SpongeBob SquarePants MINIS.

File: 1455241688077.png (161KB, 380x510px) Image search: [Google]

161KB, 380x510px

>>79787075

>>79788567
CRASHING THIS TRAIN

WITH NO SURVIVORS

That grinding noise you hear is the Reverend Awdry's remains, having grated down into a spinning vortex of bone, drilling its way into the bedrock.

>>79788567
that's a pretty big train

>>79792223
CHOO
CHOO
CHOO
CHOO

File: 1378345039239.jpg (57KB, 500x373px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 500x373px

>be thomasfag
>be DCunt

I never asked for this.

File: 1383030950069.jpg (35KB, 351x359px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 351x359px

>>79768801
They didnt actually change out the magnets on the original toys for those shitty breakable looking plastic clips did they?

File: 1237441378740.jpg (103KB, 400x376px) Image search: [Google]

103KB, 400x376px

>no Darkseid

File: george carlin terrific 1334862187056.jpg (72KB, 576x651px) Image search: [Google]

72KB, 576x651px

>>79792241

File: INTOYOURSOUL.jpg (43KB, 439x327px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 439x327px

>>79769144

This thread makes me happy in a way I can't explain.

>>79792269
They did. Toys have dropped in quality significantly over the years.

I was looking at some of the new Star Wars toys last month. Boy are they complete fucking shit. The fucking 80s toys are like holy grail levels of quality compared to those, and I'm sure you remember the old 80s Star Wars toys.

>>79792269
There are multiple ranges. These are cheap collectible ones. The wooden and die-cast ranges still have magnets.

File: whenyoubeatthedevilouttathatbrushjustright.png (239KB, 557x605px) Image search: [Google]

239KB, 557x605px

>>79792241

>>79786308
But how much do those markets overlap? How many DC fags are going to be interested in Thomas versions of the characters? (I think displaying these would make even some of the more cringeworthy capefags think twice) and how many Thomasfags are interested in DC characters? It just seems like something aimed at a niche within a niche.

>>79782898

Can confirm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czU-EHpClQc

File: starfire-rosie--169107.jpg (48KB, 655x675px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 655x675px

>Starfire
>Nothing is orange
Its fucking trash

File: 1441224003479.gif (929KB, 264x320px) Image search: [Google]

929KB, 264x320px

>>79775711
NO, NO, NO, NO WE PROMISED NEVER TO SPEAK OF THIS ANON.

>>79792915
>Its fucking trash
So, just like regular Starfire?

File: GhostTrainRS2.png (1MB, 1200x805px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1200x805px

>>79779266
>>79793992

The book version isn't as scary, but the illustrations do give off an eerie air to it.

File: 1455051767807.gif (1MB, 426x240px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 426x240px

>>79779266
>That shed at the end
>The close ups of that red train chugging backwards for his life
Seriously what the fuck man

File: 1455045198821.gif (42KB, 225x200px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 225x200px

>>79775711
>Duncan gets spooked
Those fucking fireflies

File: when you nutted but she's still suckin'.png (115KB, 286x302px) Image search: [Google]

115KB, 286x302px

>>79796052
>The shot of the train falling off bridge and plummeting into the river in the beginning.
>Duncan's fucking face at the end.

File: 1454813504015.jpg (65KB, 900x506px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 900x506px

>>79796167
Seriously how the fuck can Thomas the tank engine be horrifying like that.

>>79769648
>>79792241

File: tank me up.jpg (185KB, 738x405px) Image search: [Google]

185KB, 738x405px

I'm concerned.

Thinly veiled Thomas the Tank Engine thread?

>>79786239
>>79783573
HOT TRAIN DOCKING ACTION ART WHEN?

>>79783573
>this train has been left abandoned
>its corroded
>overgrown
>rusted
>she needs oiled

If they'd done this when I was 7 I would have lost my shit

>>79796534
Wow that looks terrible.

File: 1451353585215.jpg (38KB, 1463x883px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 1463x883px

>>79796534
These unholy things need to be cleansed in fire.

>>79783344
bizarro train should be a car

>>79797629
Or just back to front.

>>79788567
Train?

>>79788567
"Oh you think the troublesome trucks are your allies. But you merely adapted the trucks. I was born with them, moulded by them. I never pulled couches till I was already really useful, by then it was nothing to me but CONFUSION AND DELAY! The trucks betray you, because they already belong to me."

File: BluebellsofEnglandRS2.png (1MB, 1200x806px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1200x806px

>>79795207
Gunvor and Peter Edwards were great at atmosphere. Also they scarred me for life, so there's that too.