Why couldn't he get laid?

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>>79751849
>Fat white dikes project about situations that will never happen to them.

He dressed and spoke like a tool.

>>79751849
>prostitute
>dead
>only black character they could be assed to look up

He watched cartoons and read comics

>>79751728
He almost got in there with ferrah fawcett.
He just had bad luck.

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>>79751728
Because he attracts only Toot tier characters.

and of course he don't want.

>>79752030
He could have gone all the way with that werewolf chick too, all he had to do was hold out for 24 more hours.

>>79751728
"Accept our virgin sacrifice!"
"Virgin?"

>>79751728
desperation is grossly unnatractive

>>79752065

I would so fuck that bitch!

>>79751728
Johnny was only in the game for the thrill of the chase. Once he got someone, he didn't know what to do.

>There'll never be a female Johnny cartoon.

>>79752065

Johnny would have banged that though.

In the Scooby Doo crossover Velma was attracted by him ? but this is almost Toot tier character ( that was the classic HB Velma ).

>>79751955
Exactly. Why couldn't he get laid?

>>79752065
He ended up falling in love with the fat chic due to her personality but this made him act towards her like he does with the sexy girls wich ended up scaring her off.
It was so tragic.

>>79752382
>>79751728
Personally i think the 3-5 animal girls that were into him represented the sexually hungry females that would let him fuck.

Only johnny was not into it because either he doesn't fuck sluts, or he actually just likes to flirt.

I might even go so far as to say he might be saving himself for marriage like a gud boi, because thats how his mama raised him.

>>79751728
He was born in a world where daddy issues didn't exist.

>>79751728
Just because a guy is confidant, handsome and muscular doesn't mean women would find him attractive. Women aren't that shallow to only consider appearances first. Sex isn't important to Women. You're thinking of men.

>>79752814
Nah see >>79752116
The volcano spit him out.
The answer is because it's funny. For all we know, he had success offscreen and we only saw the failures.

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>>79752888
>Sex isnt important to women

Yes, i can see why you would think that.

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>>79752888

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>>79752988
Oh no it's le dark skinned guy who couchi couchi by le female people with his big stick meme

>>79752814
>Only johnny was not into it because either he doesn't fuck sluts, or he actually just likes to flirt.

During college, I was friends with a guy who loved to flirt. Ben and girlfriend were 100% swingers and they would make bets with one another to see if they could pick up a random person when we all went out. His girlfriend would go and be sexual with woman or guys for the easy win. However, Ben would lay on the cheese and flirt like it was a joke.

He told me one night; "Remember Jay, fucking a slut can be easy and really not a fun challenge. Now fucking someone that you spent the whole night flirting with. That's when the pussy is awesome."

>>79751728

Well, he got laid at least once.

>>79752888
>women aren't that shallow

The only reason tumblr isn't calling Chris Evans a rapist right now is because he's attractive.

They just demoted him to "problematic fave" which is basically saying giving the hot guys a free ride because they're hot.

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>>79753341
>implying im a nigger
>implying i participate in nigger activities

>Why couldn't he get laid?
Cartoons aren't known for their realism.
Anyone who hits on at least 100 women will get lucky. Average person scores 20 times out of 100. A buff confident guy like Johnny would be swimming in pussy in real life.

But since its a cartoon comedy dictates that he should fail everytime.

>>79752889
This. There are a lot of chicks who actually do go for the Bravo approach.

>>79753786
Johnny was good looking and fit. However, he had zero personality.

A person like that in real-life would only have a lot of one-night stands to relationships that only last a few weeks top.

>>79753786
This.
Same reason why DeeDee always beats Dexter and Lupin the Third never gets any money.

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>>79751849

>>79751728
Because that's the point
He's a caricature of the macho culture, if you can call it that.

>>79753838
No doubt about that. He would still get laid because the standards for that are ridiculously low.

>>79753879
Absolutley, but even Larry Laffer got more pussy than Johnny.
Fuck, Larry Lovage got more pussy than Laffer.

>>79753464
>His girlfriend would go and be sexual with woman or guys for the easy win. However, Ben would lay on the cheese and flirt like it was a joke.

cook

>>79751728
Same reason why Pepe La Pew couldn't get laid.

>>79751728
>Why couldn't he get laid?

Because the show made fun of the times he couldn't.

Velma would've dropped naked on the spot if Johnny had just asked, and Jane Bond fainted from kissing him.

>>79752888
Then, judging from what you just said, what IS important to women?

>Johnny
>Didn't get some

Are we even talking about the same character?

>>79753838
Still light-years more successful than the average anon.

>>79754022
The average anon would be fine if they weren't so reserved. Instead of simply wanting to go talk to that cute girl or guy, people don't.

We've all been there.

>>79754108
I don't know anymore. If you don't ask anybody out, you're "not putting yourself out there"; if you do, it means you're "thirsty".

Human relationships plain make zero sense.

>>79754197
Depends on the girl.
The problem is most people here just try once in awhile and more often than not strike out. There's a reason it's called getting lucky.

Starting relationships, even if they're limited to one night, are something similar to making friends. You're not gonna suddenly just befriend somebody you happen to see; the understanding just kind of happens and you get each other.

I get virtually no luck with women, but when I do run into a girl who's interested she's wanting jump in headfirst yesterday.

It all just depends on people.

you know I was thinking the other day how weird it is that, when i was younger, i never saw anything strange about this show
>man postures at women, asks them for dates
>gets beaten up by everyone and everything in the show as a reward
now it's like... horribly offensive to men.

>>79753987
Women are individuals. You can't just simply define their desire like men. Figure it out yourself.

>>79754197
they don't make sense because people use lingo?

>>79751728
He was a self-adsorbed douche.

>>79755114
Women love self-absorbed douches.

He was a NEET who lived with his mom.

Has anyone drawn sunglasses and a Johnny Bravo haircut over Eliot Rodger's face yet?

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I still can't believe he didn't fuck the deer.

>>79753964
>Velma

Johnny dated Velma. That is CN canon.

>>79753561
Wait, what? What did Christ Evans do?

>>79753952
No, he's right, they're Swingers. Cucking occurs when one partner gets sexual arousal from watching others use them. Swinging is when both fuck other people. Know your fetishes

>>79755372
I ship it

>>79755501
He laughed at his fellow "problematic" fave, Jeremy Renner's, slut jab.

>>79755598
And this makes him a rapist....how?

Because Johnny is really a split personality from Carl.

Can't believe this theory hasn't been mentioned yet

>>79755653
You haven't been here long, have you?

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>>79753561

>problematic fave

>>79755723
The day that interview aired was fucking gold.

>>79755653
He promoted a man who just raped their feelings on television.

>>79755163
You obviously don't get woman.

>>79752165
yes, but with a body like that he'd snag someone anyway. behavior guidelines are more for people who aren't hot.

also doesn't most machismo come from desperation anyway? women still like it.

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>>79753561
Sad but true.

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>>79756485
The irony is palpable.

>>79755175
Never stopped George Costanza.

Hell, he used that as a pick-up line.

I haven't seen this in years and I'm probably just remembering wrong, but, wasn't Johnny actually capable of being kind of a decent guy sometimes, when he didn't have a lady to go after?

I feel like I remember him grudgingly helping kids out once or twice, or occasionally being kind of considerate to a woman he didn't consider attractive, at least by the end of an episode?

Maybe I'm thinking of someone else.

He wasn't a virgin.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1vi7kv_johnny-bravo-did-she-say-virgin_shortfilms

They throw him into a volcano as a virgin sacrifice but it spits him out.

>>79756994
Bravo, Johnny.

it's that king of the hill episode where Boomhauer teaches him how to get girls.

>>79756981
Johnny was a nice guy. The way he acted was a put on of how he thought he should act to get chicks.

>>79757260
Nah, I think his way with women was a core thing. He acted like that even away from the presence of women. You can be a douchebag womanizer and a pretty good guy at the same time. The two aren't mutually exclusive.

>>79757321
Cept he didn't act like a dick. He loved his momma and was a good son. And he was always helping his friends do shit. He wasn't a douche or a womanizer he just acted overly macho and had terrible pickup lines.

>>79757260
>>79757321
>>79757423

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHH5AGx3kew

>>79757423
Alright, I'll concede to that.
That said he tended to act macho all the time. I don't think it was an act. It was just Johnny.

>>79757468
God the acting in this for both is cringe worthy.

>>79757468
>that thumbnail

I ain't clickin that shit.

>>79756621
The Wire shits on both of those shows. I don't think it had many women writing.

>>79758689
That's a weird way to spell Fargo.
The Wire is vastly overrated

>>79758720
>spoiler

Kill you'reself

>>79758749

It's okay anon. I watch bad shows too.

>>79755510
cuck confirmed

>>79758809
I already know you do

>>79758841
So we're both in agreement that we both like shitty shows.
I mean, I'd have to really lower my standards to watch The Wire again, but hey, to each his own.

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>>79751728
he did get hook up girl....who turned to be a werewolf

>>79758898
No, we agree that you do.

Sorry but just because your standards are near zero, you can't lower them more and expect to loop back around to the maximum amount.

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>>79755191
>Elliot Rodger
>approaching bitches like Johnny

He thought girls should be flocking to him because he stopped playing video games long enough to stand near them, he had a nice car, and overspent on Ralph Lauren and called it 'dressing good'.

Johnny Bravo knows the game, Elliot sat on the bleachers, my man.

>>79758953
Comeback was way too long. Ruined the efficacy.

Try, "Your standards can't loop back to the top, faggot; that ain't how it works."

I mean, it's still pretty shitty, but it's better.

>>79758992
This.
Johnny's actually doing it right. It's not winning all the bitches, but what approach does? You bet your ass some chicks are into his exact type, and the volcano already proved this.

The fact is it's funnier to watch him get rejected, so the writers devote the episodes to his failures. You know what happens when he wins. Why watch that?

>>79752798
What ep? I'm curious.

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Because he kept asking permission

>>79759449
Sauce is Greg Hildebrandt.

>>79758923
Also a secret agent who had to erase his memory.

>>79759691
I'm surprised they both didn't drown with how fucking wet Johnny made her.

>>79751728
Because he's too loud and obnoxious. But he actually has a lot of qualities that women do care about (or at least used to) but none could ever get to see that underneath his flirting game.

>>79751728
He does, but it's funnier when he doesn't.

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>>79752888

>Women aren't that shallow to only consider appearances first.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA

You've either never interacted with a woman or else you'd notice this or you are a woman who knows it and covering it up like they always do.

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>>79752888
>Women aren't that shallow to only consider appearances first

>>79753838

Women don't care if the fit, good looking guy doesn't have a personality. They just make up and project one onto him.

>>79751728
Because that's the joke.

>>79751728

His retarded.

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Why couldn't he make money?

>>79751728
He did, we just never saw the times he got his way.

>>79752888
Holy shit, triples.

Here's the real question.
How much pussy would Johnny have gotten if the show were aimed at adults?

>>79751728
It's implied that he dies, just off camera. We're just watching his failures because it's funnier.

>>79760325
Holy fuck, CN was dark back then.

>>79760064
I'd like to call them whores but like...if it was a sexy lady I'd say the same thing

Johnny was just too awesome for the ladies to handle, and they ladies knew it. Johnny was exactly what they wanted and needed and it scared them to death, so rather than admit that they needed a REAL man like Johnny Bravo, they ran away.

I remember this girl I went to high school with was seriously offended by how Johnny Bravo acted. I didn't think anything of it at the time, but now I realize people like her are probably the reason feminism went so crazy

>>79751955
>black t shirt and jeans
>dressing like a tool
U wot

>>79760112
Then get really mad when it's incongruous with reality

>>79757423
>He wasn't a douche or a womanizer he just acted overly macho and had terrible pickup lines.

The problem was that women only saw the back pick up lines.

If I KNEW Johnny I would date him in a heartbeat, but if he approached me randomly with one of his "hey mama" lines, I'd tell him to get lost.

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>>79752888
10/10
would reply again.

>>79752888
the problem with this whole thing is that a lot of you think of women as a group and not individuals like any other person... im not saying all humans are deep and complex but jesus fuck they are not clones

>>79759579
i don't care who drew it, that woman looks like a stone cold bitch.

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>>79755372
Damn straight.

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>>79760112
>Women don't care if the fit, good looking guy doesn't have a personality. They just make up and project one onto him.

This is something most hot people can get away with. People will put up with shit from a hot person they'd never tolerate from someone they consider ugly.

Think this guy would have such a shit eating grin on his face if those had all been a bunch of ugly ham beasts?

>>79760064
And men don't consider appearances first either? I'm pretty sure we all notice how women look and judge them for it. Nice double standards.

>>79761883
wesker x chie is my otp

>>79752888
trips of truth

>>79751728
Because it's funny to the audience that the Chad Thundercock will never get laid.

In reality, unless he's all talk and bitch niggas out at the last second, he'd have been balls deep in something every day.

He tried to hard. Women found him charming when he was just being himself.

>>79754197
Nah, you pretty much just have to go for it. Fuck what other people think of you including the women unless that thought is "I like this guy"

If he got laid youd call it a bullshit self insert power fantasy

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>>79752888
10/10 bait I think i love you anon

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>>79752888
God-tier b8 and trips to back it up.
I ain't even mad, that's impressive.

You're still a fag though.

Personally, I think he's too upfront about it, which makes him annoying towards women.

>>79753987
money and status. women reach for it even harder since it's so easy to find the richest man around and transfer what he has onto yourself

>>79751728
how else are you gonna base a kids show around trying to hookup?

>>79761963
Why do most of these women look like Grace?

>>79761766
Well yeah.
This is Autism the website
The only reason they see men of their demographic as individuals is because they maybe have a friend that is different.
What do you expect?