Ms. Marvel 004 Storytime

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>>79739742

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>>79739750

Thank the lord we're back to Leon and Kamala won't be drawn super kawaii this issue

Thank you Op

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>>79739764

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>>79739785

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>>79739804
>>79739772
No problem. Though if I seem kind of slow, it's cause I'm still technically in class.

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>>79739821

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>>79739828

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>>79739848

Dumb broad wanting to hook up with that lazy bum. Hipster Islamist.

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>>79739861

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>>79739871

HYDRA Jersey chapter. Track Suits

I can dig it.

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>>79739884

>>79739821
What kind of teacher actually calls someone's parents over a C-?

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>>79739892

>>79739898
If she an A student and dropped then yeah it's possible

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>>79739903

>>79739804
Did he just call his son beta ?

>>79739848
How tall can Kamala grow now?

>>79739898
Don't question the bad writing in this comic.

>>79739861
>Hydra agents wearing tracksuits and ski masks
Baron Strucker would be rolling in his grave if he hadn't just come back to life

>>79739912
As hilarious as that would be, it apparently means something in whatever language it is that they're speaking.

>>79739764
>>79739785

Man, you can practically hear the BTFO in these panels.

Plus, hey. Non-Pakistani girlfriend for Aamir. Take notes, Bruno - seeing how the thing with Mike will inevitably fail eventually because this is comics, partial precedent might be useful.

>>79739915
G Willow said nine feet but then also said its honestly just based on plot.

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>>79739911
>>79739916
From what I hear, they're limiting it to 9 feet.

>>79739912
Call em like you see them.

>>79739884
So Faustus isn't in prison. That's what you get for knocking him out and then walking away without making sure the cops got him Kamala.

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>>79739935

>>79739912

It's an affectionate family term. He's called Kamala beta, too, and she calls them abu and ammi.

>>79739912
It means "son".

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>>79739955

>>79739898
She's a honour student in a early issue . If her grades are slipping I can see a teacher getting concerned.>>79739915

Originally nine feet but Willow said it's a also based on plot.

>>79739955
what kinda High School has this budget?

>>79739764
>Totes

>romanreignspromo.jpg

>>79739903
I guess this explains why Sam was so quick to kick her off the team over in ANAD Avengers

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>>79739965

>>79739965

Kamala.

Kamala no.

You read comics. You know this literaly NEVER ends well.

>>79739911
>Presentation on Gerrymandering
Cool

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>>79739990

>>79739961
Thanks man .

>>79739965
Cmon Kamala, you DID watch Fantasia, right? Mickey and the brooms, right? RIGHT? KAMALA PLS NO

>>79739975
Standard Marvel High School. Old Villain Tech maybe Parker Industries donations.

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>>79740003

>>79740004
Actually it's more like "dear", or a qt nickname because I remember Kamala being called beta by her mother

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>>79740027

>>79739903

Why is Thor a woman?

What the fuck?

I swear to god I step away from comics for a couple years and things go to shit.

>>79739975
Tony paid for the repairs.

He's not capable of funding the Avengers rich anymore but he's still pretty rich.

>>79739996
She doesn't read comics, she reads news reports and fansites.
Which means this is still just as bad.

>>79739990
Oh I like where this is going!

>>79740027
Guy getting splatted by giant foot taking a selfie.

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>>79740036
I want one.

>>79740037
Thor isn't a woman, a woman just got Mjolnir.
Personally, I think a story where Loki just turned Thor into a woman because he was bored and found it hilarious would be less shitty than She-Thor has actually been.

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>>79740051
And that's all of that issue.

>>79740051
Amazing Kamala-Woman:
Clone Saga

Kamala Reilly
Kainala

>>79740049
You have to admit though, it's gonna be a pretty epic selfie.

>>79739990
>Bruno now has access to 3D printed shapeshifting robots
screw that tumblr lesbo, you can have orgies with anybody!

>>79740037
It was part of the whole new big thing on have diversity in Heros like Falcon being Cap and not Bucky. But we have two Thors not but the girl has the hammer while OG has a good axe

>>79739990

Look, Bruno, I'm with you on how terrible an idea this is. But hey, while you have three kamalas going around, you should at least take advantage of the opportunity to fondle one of them.

>>79740072
>Kainala
See, now all I can think of is a Kaine and Arachely team where they're both Kamala.

>>79740049
Elvis pigeon
Douchebagtexting about to fall
Dude fishing
Winner ticket

>>79739965
>I'll make copies of myself to do multiple things
For someone who claims to be a nerd, she's doesn't seem to mind obvious red flags.
Or that she's so sure of herself that she thinks she can win against a trope

>>79740072
>one of the clones will be better than the original

please kamala reilly don't die

>>79740057
That would have been great. A "lets see how you like it." Even better make him/her also a teenager with all the troubles and hormones that apply.

"Thor Thunder Teen Supreme."

I'd read the shit out of that.

>>79740051
Literally The Sorcerer's Apprentice

>>79740111
It would also make the Titania scene much more hilarious.
Actually, now that I think about it, with so many people non-Asgardians not bothering to ask "So who the fuck are you? You're obviously not our Thor," does everyone in the Marvel universe think that's what happened, and nobody else wants to seem insensitive by bringing it up?

>>79740003
Cute

>>79740109
Talking with Peter.

"See I've got my own Ben Reilly!"

"Please stop calling me that."

>>79740065
The Angoulême award should be in the final version of that cover.

>Ditto Face

I think that is what really sells it.

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>>79739965
>>79739990
>>79740003
>>79740036
>>79740051
>Bruno secretly has a Kamala sex bot hidden at home
YOU JUST KNOW

Did Wilson get in trouble for sperging out on her boss?

>>79739990
>bruno needs to keep one as a real doll. its not like she would ever sleep with him since he's not muslim.

>>79740216
maybe, who knows

>>79740152
Its not the first time another Thor has popped up or the powers of Thor have been given to another person while he vanished or was exiled.

But yea the amount of cognitive dissidence to just not asking "who are you" is kinda stupid.

>>79740216

por qué?

>>79740216
He's pretty much her bosses bosses boss. I doubt he even noticed nor cares.

>>79740232
Yeah, but at least when Thunderstrike showed up, he WAS pretending to be the original Thor, and presumably looked enough like him for it to be believable.

>>79740253
That depends on how strong "the sentiment" is of him resigning.

Because if it is, she's partly responsible.

This story has been done to death in saturday morning cartoons, movies, even in manga. How was this approved?

I wouldn't have minded Fem Thor if the writer wasn't so political about it.

Same with Angela.

>>79740274
IT JUST WORKS

>>79740261
Well yea aside from the beard and helmet he did.

>>79740288
And actually tried to make the whole situation, not shit. too much of how that is going is just ignoring the massive craters in logic to just her showing up and being there.

>>79740314
Thor's grown a beard before (tail end of Simonson's run). The helmet, maybe, but everyone else wears a mask.

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>>79739903
>inexperienced
Um, HOW long has this Thor been active?

>>79740027
>>79740036
Hah! The guy in the trench coat stepped into the open manhole and broke his leg while texting. And he learned nothing!

>>79740358

Akshually I can sort of see it working, what with thor probably not having as many obligations as kamala.

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>>79739764
>hated the movie

How can you hate Paul Riding the Worm.mp3?!

>>79740358
Shorter time than Kamala. But she got all kinds of hax knowledge bullshit going on. As noted she's horribly written.

>>79740422
Not enough Islam overtones.

>>79739764
>The idiot doesn't even have a job
kek, father of the year

>>79740036
Aww Zoe being cute and not a ass. Marked improvement.

>>79740358
They see she is an adult and kicks ass, doesn't fail at taking down simple mooks.
They all don't even know who she is or where she came from.
Kamala is just a teen who they know can't be very experienced.
I mean even the fans said it was far too early to put her on the team.
So showing how it is actually the case and that she simply can't handle all that crap is not bad.

>>79740473
I dont think it's bad, I just dont think someone who's done less in less time than Kamala shouldnt be the one saying anything

>>79740072
>One More Kamala

>>79739884
Hey Zorro is in the window!

>>79739926
implying not being pakistani is as bas as not being the right religion

>>79739935
>Packed two slices of cake
>I-I wanted to share it!
Sure you did fatty

>>79740152
basically. everyone that isn't calling her a fake to her face just shrugs and goes 'fucking asgardians, man, this shit happens'

>>79740503
Gotta keep up appearances.
Cap has been kinda short-fused with rookies. And knowing Thor for years has to count for something. Even though he also just finds out she is a cancer patient. Would be great to know the timeline for MM and ANADA. Seems that between issue 4 and 5 of ANADA is where all of this has played out.

>>79740642
In Waidvengers, they only JUST started wondering "wait, I don't think that's really an Asgardian" after she goes "live life as if it were your last".
I mean, they know everyone else's secret identities, I have no idea why Thor is exempt.

>>79740244
CEO of Marvel donated to Trump's campaign
Wilson is the child of immigrants, the kinds of people Trump would film himself shitting on the constitution if it meant he could deport them
she made the mistake of voicing her opinion on social media

>>79740358
Even if she's been active as a superhero for a bit less, she's been involved with supershit since 1963, and she's clearly more mature and has a better handle on life.

>>79740216
hopefully

also fuck kamala khan
no bump

>>79740676
because Don Blake got retconned decades ago into a split personality Odin induced, and Thor hasn't had a secret identity since

No one remotely cares.

Willow was pretty much telling people don't stop buying her book and titles they like if they're mad at Perlmutter because it won't effect him. It'll just get their books cancelled.

>>79739935
>tres leches cake
I want to hate her, buuuuuut my moth is watering.

how long until Kamala shrinks into the Multiverse?

>>79740843
*Microverse

>>79740843
You mean Microverse? Likely never, now that Word of God declared that six inches is as small as she's allowed to get.

I thought her limit was 1.5 inches.

>>79740541
Come on man, it's tres leches.
You can't fine better cake than that.

>>79740867
you can't stop power creep, merely stall it

>>79740051
ooooooooooooooooooh

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

>>79740910
She'll be dropped and forgotten (or possibly killed) long before power creep happens.

>>79740051
>Two Kamalas electrocuting themselves
>Two Kamalas sword fighting with rulers
>One Kamala is very, very worried

>>79740051
Why does the school let Bruno do whatever he wants in this lab? Does nobody else work here? Are there no cameras?

>>79740797
>>79740893
Really? The stuff is mediocre at best, just by concept.
Granny's Frankfurter Kranz blows the stuff out of the water.
Not to mention her cherry torte with advocaat.

>>79740970
>Why does the school let Bruno do whatever he wants in this lab?
He's very responsible.

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ALPHONA PLS COME BACK

>>79739848
>good guys company

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>>79740075
>>79740096
>>79740211

Not even once, anons

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>allowing filthy muslim scum in your comics

>>79740982
He creates life from a 3D printer.
Responsible isn't even in the same state.

>>79740937
she already has a cult following. even if she died, in fifteen, twenty years one of them is gonna get a job at Marvel and revive her

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>>79741002
Brought to you by...

>>79739848
>>79740027
What are these people even fishing for on the street?

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>>79740937
>>79741024
Reminder

>>79740959
>There all gain different personalties to each other.
>All look the same expect for a few key differences.
>Kamalamatsu-San

>>79740109
>Kamala "dies"
>Four more Kamalas appear, all claiming to be the real one

>>79741054
That's not 616-Kamala. She doesn't count.

>>79741009
That's a cute girl

>>79739848
>Giant Parrot
>Racoon gang
>Giant Frog
>Giant Hamster
Now we can add masked Elephant to this list of bizarre Jersey animals.

>>79740027
>stepping on a dude
Vision was right

>shrinks, grows
>robot self insert
Why isn't she ms.pym?

>>79741066
>Kamala emancipates herself from Carol's legacy
>becomes Spartacus

>>79741154
The the goat on the water tower, the crocodile in the harbor, the raccoon with the ice cone who is completely motionless through several frames.

>>79741207

>Carol
>Legacy

The only legacy Carol will ever have is "overpushed for no discernible reason"

>>79741009

Reading this was like reading some translated doujin with all the asterisks in the sidebars explaining all the little terms and shit.

Don't forget th tentacles coming out to the locker.

Thanks, OP.

>>79741124
>girl
Oh you poor boy.

Why are there so many dumb little things like the animals etc in each panel
Why is this book so fucking masturbatory

>>79741002
It's not dating if you're only fucking them, Anon.

>>79741192
Because Pym's twice her age?
That's the dude's actual name, Anon.

>>79741339
He's dated younger. Kinda.

>>79741316
Not a problem

>>79739935

>my moms

surprised no butthurt anons have flipped out about that line like they did the last two times Mike said it

>>79739990

>becoming an Avenger is the best thing that ever happened to me

how? do they even pay her?

>>79741492
>Pay
>Avengers

I think Peter can speak from Experience

They do when Bankrolled by a Billionaire and lodge at one of the Manson But now...not so much. Which leads back around as to why isn't Peter doing his Avenger Duty. Asshole. Doc is better back in that Drivers Seat.

>>79741492
No. It's her dream come true. Although that isn't a smooth ride so far.
But now that Vision has shown his hand, Kamala and Sam will probably have to save the day. And kinda clear the air between each other. If Sam can stop being a moron for a second.

>>79741527
>why isn't Peter doing his Avenger Duty
He's about to whoop Miles' ass in the kid's solo book

which is why no one should ever be allowed to both be in an avengers ongoing and also have an ongoing solo. it destroys any sense of continuity

>>79741527
Peter was the only Avenger that was specifically mentioned to not get paid.
Because they write checks, and he didn't want to give his real name to the Avengers while Osborn's lesbian ex-assistant was involved.

>>79739764
>Wolverine Slippers
dammit, that's adorable

>>79741043

It's a Jersey thing.

>>79740057
Earth X?

And yeah, She-Thor could've been good, once I got over the loss of Thor Odinson I tried to approach it with an open mind, but the FemThor story only works if you accept the incredible plot induced stupidity of all the characters. Its terrible.

>>79740108
Or hanging out with Mr. Build Your Own Family rubbed off on her in a bad way.

>>79739935
Apparently M. Mcfly goes to this school.

>>79740644
we should figure the timeline in general. It seems Vision's own book is only happening AFTER recent ANAD arc.
It's probably like this:
ANAD #1-3
Ms. Marvel #1-3
ANAD #4
Nova #3-4 (or whichever issues had Miles and Kamala)
Ms. Marvel #4-6
ANAD #5-6

Fuck if I know how Miles fits in. Or everyone else's solos.

>>79739990
>First panel
Who's that Pokémon?

>>79741615
>while Osborn's lesbian ex-assistant was involved
Wait what?

>>79742614
Victoria Hand.

>>79739764
>>79739750
>unironically dating a somali muslim

aamir what the fuck

>>79742676
Oh yeah, I remember her from Dark Avengers. Why the hell was Victoria Hand working for the Avengers if she worked for a team of literal mass murderers? Was she secretely working for Nick Fury all along or something?

>>79739821
Based OP

>>79739935
>tres leches
She's good people.

>>79742736
It was her probationary punishment, she hated it at fist.

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>>79739935
>>79740797
>>tres leches cake

pass

>>79743012
So they punished someone who collaborated with mass murderers by giving her a job in the Avengers where she would have access to privileged information, including Spider-Man's ID if he had been desperate for cash. What the fuck? Why not just make her clean trash off roads or something?

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>>79739990
>>79740003

This is a Sabrina the Teenage Witch episode.

>>79743134
She was good at her job and not evil, just kind of amoral like most people in shady government jobs.

>>79739764
it's really funny.
I mean, jobless parasite muslim.
Very realistic

>>79740100
I would read the SHIT out of "Kaine and Aracely have to team up with Kamala"

>>79739911
being an avenger sucks. you should be a new warrior

>>79743333
Yeah, but there's plenty of non-amoral people from shady jobs the Avengers could have hired. And most shady government folks didn't work for Norman Osborn and Bullseye

>>79739764

>Wolverine fluffy slippers are canon in universe

James Howllet is spinning in his grave

>>79740111
Would love to read this, but what about the whole "worthy" thing? A teen who was worthy wouldn't have all the hassles that would make the story interesting.

>>79743581
You know they have to be custom made though. No way a store is going to sell a product with a filthy mutie's face on it.

>>79743492
They needed to keep an eye on her too since she technically did nothing illegal herself.

>>79742692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMhfbLRoGEw

>>79739955
Awww Mike is good people.

>>79739903

Man, the whole trinity? A bit overkill

>>79743722
Well, she has been trying to get on Kamala's good side for a while.

>>79739965

>Kamala goes Black Magic


Shit, this escalated quickly

>>79739955

>that eyewashing station

>>79743905
That is the usual procedure with students, though.

>>79743905
kek
>>79743941
this is true

>>79740027
Elvis pigeon outta nowhere

>>79739764
>>79739764
>Dune made her Islam

wat

>>79744472
The fremen are space muslims.

>>79740037

Actually, it's about ethics in hammer-wielding

That is actually a line from the comic

>>79739804
Upper-left corner: Is young Kamala trying to pretend she's a Ninja Turtle or Deadpool or something?

>>79743673
maaaaan, this brings me back

>>79742692
What's the problem? Threat of her getting kidnapped?

>>79740051
"I takes a lot to make an Aloo Gosht..."

I really want to like this series but it the insanely inconstant art bugs me as does the constant variations of the "crazy ethnic dinner scene".

>>79740358
As a super hero? Not as much as Kamala although Jane has been attacked by Loki and other villaind and creatures on the past so this wouldn't be her first rodeo either.

>>79739961
>literally "the second"
ETYMOLOGY!

>>79740027
so she just killed someone

>>79744616
No it isn't. That's from a loki book, said by future Loki.

>>79740051
bruno should get his sexual fantasies out of the way

seriously does the writer(s) even know what goes on the mind of a teenager

really?
marvel..
come on

>>79739750
she looks like she's cosplaying blue diamond

>>79742202
Ms. Marvel 4 wouldn't have happened after ANAD because she gets booted out in ANAD#4 but is a member in her own #4.

>>79740057
We all would.
Then again we're all degenerates.

>>79744520
Hell lot less nuanced and more deliberate in the books.

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>>79740642
This.
Tony gets triggered whenever Thor so much as says "Twilight Sword". These people learned to stop asking questions.

>>79739911
kekekekekek

>>79745090
Mike's fat and nerdy, I imagine she lets him do anything he wants.

>>79744901
You mean the different artists?
Also there hasn't been a crazy dinner scene.
There was one dinner scene I recall, one "I need to replenish all the calories" midnight eating scene, and now the uncomfortable introduction scene, which isn't really crazy or ethnic, unless you count them wearing unfamiliar clothes and eating unfamiliar food.
To me as an atheist European this is about as exotic as some WASP dinner scene.
What? They don't eat the stuff I would eat and wear different things while speaking a foreign language about their archaic desert god?
Life must be strange in America!

P.S.: Can confirm that it is indeed strange if one is used to proper beer and bread. And sane socioeconomic policies.
P.P.S.: Vote Bernie 2016!

>>79739768

She looks pretty kawaii to me!

>>79741468
Man, remember when that last time spun out into "The New Testament is fanfiction, everybody who has sex before marriage is going to Hell"?
Fun times.

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>>79745132
Shush! They don't need to know that!
Let them think it was her OTHER religious group.

>>79739750
did she get "darker"?

someone post up issue 3 panel where they first meet her and she says, 'the spice is life'

>>79739955
That Mike is CUTE

>>79739955
>Runs Tesla Coils
>Talks about Tensile Strength.

Do you even science bub?

>>79739961
there are lots of "sons" here.

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>>79740027
>>79740049

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>>79745457
I don't think so.
Also different artist. They look more...orange overall.
And #2.

>>79740051

IT'S LIKE MUH CHINESE CARTOONS

MISUNDERSTANDINGS

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>>79740051
ow, my sides
I now kinda want go and buy just this issue on principle

>>79741274
The reason's pretty damn discernable senpai

>>79745732
There is no misunderstanding. Just Kamala-shaped, semi-intelligent golems.

>>79739911

>nobody is paying attention to the tumblrshit
kek

>>79740261
Which you can see for yourself right now in THE OFFICIAL THUNDERSTRIKE STORYTIME IN THE ARCHIVEMAGGLE

>>79745825

there are going to be misunderstandings with the clones, oh, believe me

>>79745957
i hope
i hope one of them is bruno kissing one of those clones with 'mike' walking in

if marvel has the guts, they'd take it a step further and have 'mike' join in with bruno

>>79745848
I did.
ON reflection though I don't know what Gerrymandering is.

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>>79745395

Yeah, this is pretty much your standard "look how <ethnic group> has dinner!" scene

>>79739750
>yas

Why is saying it like this a thing?

>>79745848
What's tumblrshit about gerrymandering?

>>79746012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd5rul6EdF0

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>>79746012
Gerrymandering is the practice of shaping districts in your favor to win votes.
It is a large problem in the US due to the voting system because it can easily sway a state, erasing even solid majorities (51-55% or so) completely.

>>79746139
You mean that is how you easily establish a family dynamic for anyone? Because I have seen this done dozens of times with white families, too.

>>79746168
He probably thought it was about gender.

>>79745957
By #6, there's going to be a lot more than just a misunderstanding when all the clones merge into a Mega Ms. Marvel and rampage through the city, at least going by the cover.

Anyone willing to storytime the issue before this one?

>>79739764
is she black?

>>79746453
No, she's Somali. Her people came on their own.

>>79739935

>"tres leches cake"

no Hispanic says that, it's just tres leches

>>79739785

Someone hand Aamir a mic so he can drop it. Well done, useless lazy bro.

>>79748498
Ah, yes. Nobody has actually addressed whether they were aware that he had tased them unconscious.

>>79742692
The name Tyesha is not remotely Somali.

>>79746484
What Somali girl have you ever met with a name like Tyesha? They use Islamic names. Tyesha is a ghetto name.

>>79739750
>>79739764
>>79739785
god i love reading about kamala's family

i feel like such a faggot saying it but damn it it's true

>>79749430
There is probably a story here.
There is not that much we actually know about her.

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>>79746212
>Gerrymandering is the practice of shaping districts in your favor to win votes.
>It is a large problem in the US due to the voting system because it can easily sway a state, erasing even solid majorities (51-55% or so) completely.
>mfw Obama was just talking about that today
Interesting.

>>79740051
And shit like this is why I'm BUYING this book.

>>79749430
Yeah, they use names like Yasmine, Iman or Fatima.

Tyesha is black-black. Not Somali.

>>79743451
>Kaine wants to be hardcore but Aracely and Kamala won't let him

Take ALL my fucking money.

>>79747749
But she's not hispanic?

>>79749985
At least one of her moms seems to be.
Otherwise the name Michaela would be hard to explain.

>>79739804
>That's great, that's great, me neither

lol
Tony is actually funny in this book

>>79739975
tony gave money to her school

>>79749609

Gotta give all those refugees he's importing equal footing.

>>79749540
Nothing to be ashamed of there... Wilson's family dynamics really helped sell Kamala in her beginning issues...

>>79745061
It was also hilarious

>>79751062
Though I wonder why? Become the traditional wife of a bum that just screams on YouTube about how unfair President Trump is and that the wall is going to be to high.

>>79740037
Whoever holds the hammer should they be worthy shall possess the power of Thor.

>>79752612
And the mystery is still why is she. And because grrrl power is not sufficient.

>>79752648
Has Jane Foster ever tried to wield the hammer in the past?

>>79753099
Read it all recently, not that i can remember (barring a What If). Then again the issues that she's actually in got further and further away...

so how many issues till somaligirl fucks Aamir before their wedding?

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>>79740152
People just expect a certain amount of weirdness from gods and know not to ask questions at this point.

>>79753232
We will more likely have her stumble upon Kamala changing into costume or teleporting into the backyard.

>>79740003
I do believe she literally reused the same art for the second and last panels;

>>79753454
beat ya to it FEGGIT

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Like the new artist for some incorporeal reason.

Guys we don't know who mikes real parent are right? What if.......

>>79740695
>immigrants
>deport them
Don't confuse deporting illegal immigrants with deporting imigrants.
Or confuse stopping all future muslim immigration for a period of time for deporting current muslim immigrants.
There is no 'right' to enter the United States.
The constitution applies only to those we have ALLOWED in and in fact should not be extended to illegal immigrants or non-US citizens that have not entered with our* express permission.
If we can't deport illegal immigrants, then there are a couple BILLION people that would want to be here and they would come as soon as they knew there was no chance of being deported.
If American rights and civil liberties apply to everyone, even non-citizens not on US soil, then we need to enforce them for people in the heart of Africa, SE Asia, Indonesia, Central America, etc. Because by our standard, almost all of the world governments outside of Western Europe would be violating their constitutional rights.
Sounds insane, right?
But that's the logical extension of implying anyone has a 'right' to enter the US as a non-citizen.
They also have this idea that he's against brown people in general, though nothing he has said implies that in any way.

>>79755406
What if what?
What if she is Swain's cousin twice removed?
What if she is the niece of Peter Parker's estranged uncle?
Do you have a point?

>>79756174
What if....

Anon wasn't a faggot

>>79756113
The illegal Mexican immigrants are currently leaving in the net flow, so it seems they lost interest.
And deporting illegals is easier said than done when there are millions who have children and grandchildren born in the US and thereby citizens.
Thanks to the 2nd amendment you can expect armed resistance when you try to enforce deportations instead of granting a path to citizenship via a fine or something if you turn yourself in.
There is a reason amnesties have been granted more than once. It's easier than fortifying hundreds of miles of border and rounding up and deporting millions of armed civilians.

>>79756596
>leaving in the net flow
Because our economy has slowed down again, especially the physical labor market.
Don't get me wrong, I don't 'blame' illegal immigrants for coming here.
Who doesn't want a better life?
A better life for their family?
>deporting illegals is easier said than done
No shit.
And building a wall is stupid.
>give out VASTLY more work visas
>create more open and clearer paths to citizenship for those already present (make them register as soon asap to be eligible for that and all who do not get guaranteed deportation in the long run if they choose not to)
>prosecute those who enable it
>massive crippling fines and imprisonment for those who knowingly hire illegals (though if they register for work visas like I said above, this won't be an issue)
Far fewer employers than workers, much easier to enforce.
No jobs available to them = very little immigration
>force law enforcement at all levels to enforce immigration law
They've been doing the opposite of this for decades, progressively getting worse and it's what has exacerbated the problem.

I can guarantee you, if we had a president who made it clear to our congress that he was going to give them a short timetable (a matter of months) before enforcing the law to the maximum ability of the executive branch and law enforcement (within the bounds of our current laws), that they would pass immigration reform before that happened.
Their hands would be forced because they could not allow the chaos that would ensue from attempting to remove 14-20 million people.
And it's not rightly fair considering they have intentionally neglected the situation to their own financial and political gains, skirting the issue of reform.

Also, they need to amend the law to make it clear that only someone who a parent who is a US citizen is born a US citizen. Every country on Earth accepts the children of their own citizens born abroad as their citizens with the ability to return.

>>79756997
No presidential candidate can honestly offer you new law.
Because the executive branch has no right or business to be writing new law.
Not that our political sphere and media don't portray it in that manner these days, making the president the scapegoat for any and all issues, a lightning rod for public discontent.

But the president can enforce the law.
The president can use the bully pulpit to criticize, harangue and pressure the rest legislature and the courts.
But they're doing just the opposite, trying to confuse those who don't know any better.
As though we don't all have to take government as a requirement in high school, not that most remember a goddamn thing from it.
It's unfortunate that our politics have been so corrupted that they frame issues in the fashion that they do.
It's even more unfortunate that the American public is so stupid, so pathetically unaware of how the system is really supposed to operate, that our political and media elites can get away with such complete nonsense.

>>79757249
Starting with not changing the constitution in order to keep it in tune with reality and up to date as intended.

>McFly M

>>79740037
It's a cunning ruse to win Mjolnir back from the Jotnar

>>79739804
Little Kamala's picture framed in the first panel. She looks so cute in her Leonardo costume!

>>79739804
>Friendly Neighborhood Ironman
Stark...no, just because you and Peter swapped placed doesn't mean you swap catchphrases.

>>79739871
Kamala is cute!
CUTE!!

>>79757368
But for that we need scholarly representatives that will research and look over what needs to be and what should be changed.

Ones that will take the time and do it right not cram shit through without thinking just so they can say they passed something.

Without that we've got nothing that will actually work and just add to the problems without fixing anything.

>>79740036
>Kid fighting tentacles with a broom, trying to keep them from exiting his locker
Fucking Jersey man

>>79760164
Were is my Jersey tentacle porn?.

>>79751929
No it was not, Metafilter nigger faggot bitch.

>>79740358
they still think she's regular Thor, but turned into a woman because gods are weird

>>79740051
That Napoleon Kamalabot is going to be trouble

>>79740051
Well, THAT escalated quickly.

There's enough kamalas for a bollywood video. And think of what happens when the porn fanfic people get a hold of her.

Is this a new artist? It's looks pretty good.

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>>79739931
>>79739968
>>79739935
Apparently no one knows how tall 9 feet is.

>>79762062
Kamaleonic wars incoming.

>O'er the hills and far away
>Through New York, Jersey and to Maine
>Bruno commands and we obey
>Over the hills and far away

>>79763224
Again, also said she's broken that rule all the time. So it's just based on plot.

How likely is it this ends with Bruno converting to Islam to be with Kamala?

So does Kamala have super strength at regular size or is it only when she embiggens?

>>79764572
It seems like her strength is based on her size, unlike Pym and the Ant Men.

>>79764572
Her strength is proportionate to her size.
Hard to say how that exactly translates to giant feet only.

>>79739884
>rekt by a taser
>electricity messes up her powers
How did she beat Kaboom? Kaboom got robbed.

>>79739892
>Almost lost to bottom tier hydra
>weakest avenger
>weakest inhuman
>weakest muslim hero

>>79765376
She got punched by a very much awake and concentrated Kamala 1 on 1.
The trick is not getting hit.

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>>79765406
>The trick is not getting hit.
A trick that Kamala failed to employ. Most likely Willow had yet to give her this weakness, because Kamala got back up immediately and punched her.

>>79765441
Well. Time between panels is kinda relative. She said it takes her a few seconds before she can morph again.
Which is easily passed when you can stand back up unhindered.
Which is not the case when swarmed, obviously.

I love all this *translator's note horseshit like its a badly subbed anime or something. What the fuck.

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>>79765477
didn't stop her for a moment, but it doesn't matter because Kaboom is a joke villain.

>>79739975
One that is secretly run by Nazis, if Thunderbolts taught me anything.

>>79740010
Nazis.

It's always fucking Nazis, they're like rich little cockroaches. Giving away money to help invest in new schemes to take over the world.

Which, ironically, sounds a lot like /pol/'s description of the jews.

>>79756997
>Also, they need to amend the law to make it clear that only someone who a parent who is a US citizen is born a US citizen
I assume this includes naturalized citizens.

>>79764347
Not very likely.

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>>79739742
>blocking a canon panty shot with the logo
Dammit, Marvel.

>>79739785
>We're not prejudiced

Didn't they not want Kamala involved with that white guy because he's a kafir?

>>79739742
plz no more hipster islam shit

>>79754811
Maybe, but that seems well within artistic license or whatever. There is a clear intent to hit the same "note" as oppose to just lazy shit.

>>79766484
That was Aamir's claim. He's not a Muslim and not Pakistani, so nuh-uh.
But if course it's okay when it's about him.
But I think if Kamala and Bruno pulled the same thing, they would have caved. Especially after Kamran was a disaster of a person.

>>79739990
>>79740003
>NOW NEITHER OF US WILL BE VIRGINS

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>>79739990
>>79740003
PORN WHEN?
O
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W
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>>79739848
>>79739861
I want Track suit Hydra goons to show up as bad guys to beat up in videogames

>>79766661
She's not Pakastani but she is Muslim, which is probably the more important of the two criteria.

>>79745686
New dubs guy

>>79756113
>actual Trump shill in /co/
I never thought I'd see the day.

Seriously, the Avengers should give some sort of thought to this sort of situation. Fix up some sort of cover like a fake medical condition, ROTC or whatever, arrange for top class tutoring, shitload of counseling resources...

>>79739961
It means YOU FUCKING BETA FAGGOT! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING TO MY BELOVED FAITH! LOOK AT ME YOU ABOMINABLE LITTLE SHIT! EYES FUCKING FRONT! YOU COULDN'T SUICIDE BOMB IN A GODDAMN FREWORKS FACTORY! NOW DROP AND GIVE ME FIFTY!

>>79768625
Yeah, she will have to admit that she can't have it all at the same time in my opinion.
Maybe they can allow her to abstain if she is not necessarily needed for a situation.

>>79755204

Looks like a nice blend of Big Nosed original Kamala and the animu Kamala we sometimes get.

>>79765394
Oh trust me. Theyll make her op in a few months

>>79739889
>Competent enough to beat a single superhero
>don't use lethal force

Are you sure they're from Jersey?

>>79765555
GOMU GOMU NOOOOO

>>79740152
Anyone who asks the obvious questions is called a misogynist and their own girlfriends beat the shit out of them.

Just ask poor Crusher Creel.

>>79746139
They got apples and freedom fries.

>>79744236
Looks more like a Fonz pigeon to me.

>>79745037
Even the Punisher only tried to kill someone for jaywalking when he was being mind controlled.

Kamela is hardcore.

>>79745848
Gerrymandering is a very real problem with American democracy.

It's the exact opposite of tumblrshit complaining about made up problems like how no one respects their imaginary pronouns.

>>79768848
She was already OP when she first began, and so they nerfed her early on.

>>79763588
FUND IT

>>79765594
That used to be Red Skull's schtick, secretly funding every subversive group he could find, right or left, just to fuck with America.

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>>79739965
>It's a MC makes clones of himself episode

>>79766484
Being against marrying a different race is parental prejudice.

Being against marrying out of the religion is religious law.

>>79739871
Ooooh!
That's where the taser came from!
It was taped to the bat. Along with a scope.

>>79739764
>That's kind of how I got into the deen, actually.

So if I understand this, she's just some African-American girl who got into Islam because...reading Dune sparked her interest in it?

>>79772841
I hope they don't imply she converted because Dune, but went from secular to religious.
Because then she better shouldn't read Tuff Voyaging.

>>79764347
That'd pretty much negate the purpose of his character.

Writing a letter to Wilson and Tom King. Hope it gets published.
Look for the initials B.'R'.B

>>79775665
With what content?

>>79775683
For Wilson, I'm going to just thank her for getting me back into comics and my girlfriend getting into them for the first time. Also gonna ask about the cats from issue 17. I will attach a drawing of Kamala.
For King, I'm going to praise his atypical approach to the story, and give a shout out to the fan from Issue 2's letters saying how he only follows Ms. Marvel and Vision. I will also attach a drawing of Virginia. (Vision's wife if you didn't know)

>>79775756
>I will attach a drawing of Kamala.
Maybe also include a symbolic gift coupon for cat food redeemable in some NJ store.

You are a good person. From what I can see here. You could be a terrible person kicking old folks infront of trams for all I know. Don't be that guy.

>>79769929
>She was already OP
She could only visually shape shift, she didn't gain powers from it like Apoc.

>>79775863
Also gonna greet them with 'Hey Kamala Tamalas"

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>>79775921
The hell is that supposed to mean?
Google gives me a clown school...

>>79775977
I have no idea, it just rhymes.

>>79776004
Naw, you start the letter with "Dear Gwendolyn". Because she fucking loves her first name.

Anime guy > Original guy > "H-Holler" guy > This guy

Anime Kamala is top tier qt

>>79776164
Alphona > Miyazawa > This guy > The guy who drew the wolverine issues.

>>79776164
Nah. Miyazawa is good, but Alphona's lively sceneries and and muddled lines give Jersey so much character.

>>79776264
Nico Leon, and you got it right. Although Leon's take on Kamala's design is closer to the original design than Miyazawa.

>>79739742
>Since no one seems to be doing it

Yeah, cause it sucks.

>>79776385
And it took you only 32 hours and 349 replies to up with this Pearl of literary critique?