All-New X-men 004 storytime

>>79738794
I miss old Laura's personality.

>>79738859
>>79738866

There should be a page between them

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>>79738909
You're right, silly me.

>>79738825
Okay, no. She has no admantium in her bones so that should have done a lot more damage. At least the point where she would have fallen over for a second.

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And that does it for this issue. Hope you all enjoyed the storytime

>>79738968
Oh noooo I wonder if WOLVERINE will be able to HEAL from something like that.

the whole plot of the Blob being in Paris killing monsters, sending them to a restaurant to get them cooked, doesnt make much sense to me.
Also, last time we saw him he was depowered and addicted to mutant hormonal drugs in order to get his powers back.

>>79738815
jesus...

>>79739013
The universe soft reset. You can't expect Reed Richards to know the Blob's life story

>>79738783
Always need more Vulvarine.

>>79739052
I dont have a problem with that. There are many dead mutants (or depowered mutants) I would like to see back and healthy.

I think in the last Uncanny Avengers there was a cameo of Harry Leland, the fat guy of the hellfire club who could control density, he died in the 80s of a heart attack while the hellfire club and x-men were fighting nimrod

>>79738903
BIG

I wonder if Angel is in pain from missing his balls.

>>79738783
I wasn't following this series. How good it is?

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>>79738794
>If I'm in charge of starting the conversations now, we might be in trouble
Why? It's not like she's a taciturn character. She pretty much talks all the time.

>>79739161
It's honestly extremely bland and it uses the same "I need the charactes to act in a certain way, fuck the past" mentality that Arena did.

It's why Laura now quips like she's fucking John McClain here and only here.

>>79739161
It's Hopeless.

>>79739343
Here and only here, Anon.

Normally, she IS taciturn. But in this series, she's a veritable chatty cathy.

The sick thing is, Hopeless did write her like that in Arena. His characterization of her has gone DOWN since then.

Wouldn't all of this publicity for Laura be a glaring beacon for The Facility?

I guess that asking for writers to read Innocence Lost and Target X is too much, when writing Laura.

So Laura becomes a hothead trying to imitate Logan and failing miserably at it. I don't see the point of her acting like that. Let Blob squash her.

>>79738783
>Hopeless
I'm not even going to bother with this tryhard edgelord shit.

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>>79738953

>>79739446
Come on, that takes at least half an hour. Can't expect writers to work that sort of commitement into their busy work schedule.

>>79738831
>what is happening
congrats, Bendis, you've ruined this phrase for me forever

>>79738823
I always make it about two pages into this comic, say pretty much the exact same thing, and stop reading.

Laura does not "Heh."

>>79738794
>>79738815
>>79738825
...Jesus.

It's like someone said "She needs a personality!" and all these morons decided to do was take away the one she already had. She is now the most cookie cutter, boring grrrl power archetype imaginable. It's like watching Angelina Jolie's Lara Croft with claws and healing factor.

All New X-men Laura is her clone Gabby. You heard it here first.

>>79738815
>None of the inner demons go "Hey good for you lady"

Missed opportunity

>>79738852

>European Union Zoo

Jesus Bendis, your american is showing

>>79738938

>Dolce and Gabbana

>In Paris


BENDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

>>79738953

>body shaming

LEAVE THE BLOB ALONE

>>79740553
>>79740645

Dude, this is Dennis "All of Bendis' Faults, none of what people like about him" Hopeless.

>>79740688

I don't believe you

This bad a dialog can't be any one else's

I say Bendis is still writing this and just jacking hopeless name, prove me wrong, you can't

>>79739530
Be honest anon. It's your fetish.

>>79738903
Wow, icemans a dick.

>>79739150
he's a mutie. he can grow another pair.

>>79740851

Iceman wants the D.


Which is weird, because I don't see Jean anywhere

>>79740890
hm. that begs for more questions, but I'm not ready to ask them yet.

>>79738968
Calm down angel. She'll be back on her feet in like 5 minutes.

to be honest, it's an okay book. nothing spectacular, but much more enjoyable than all-new all-different sjwengers

>>79740840
Of course I can't prove you wrong, it's your supposition! You have to prove it is accurate.

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>>79738919
>brb
this is not even not getting the character right. This is actively trying to make her the contrary of what she was

>>79741471
frankly, it seems like Laura is trying too hard to be normal. For me, it seems perfectly in-canon

>>79741890
Hopeless did claim he had a reason she was talking different from her time in Arena. The problem is after Bendis-23 not making it clear makes it just seem like bad writing.

>>79743549
Seems like?

Given it's divergent from even her solo title?

Yeah, I'd call it bad writing.

As all Offscreen Character Development effectively is.

>>79743549
Like always, it's Bendis' fault.

>>79743697
I don't know man, in her solo, she acts solo, here she tries to make a good face for the bad game. Also, we don't know if her solo takes place before the anxm, during or after some of the events. You can make sense out of it, if you bother to try, but I stopped caring about these things. It's not 70s or 80s anymore where editors were coordinating such things, and writers don't really give that much shit about characterization. With that said, I like it for what it is - a soap opera teenage drama

>>79743876
Having suffered through Arena, I already know that Dennis Hopeless operates on "Square Peg, Round Hole" characterization.

This isn't a big, it's a feature.

>>79738896
>>79738919
Screaming "Me too" about this new personality for Laura.

>>79744425
See also: infertile, child-hating Jessica Drew being pregnant.

He doesn't seem to have much range.

>Laura acting like she's a masochistic adrenaline junkie
>posing for pictures while taking out bullets out of her body
>jobbing this badly to Blob of all people

after the past few issues I was almost fooled to thinking Hopeless was writing an okay book but this is just shit.

>>79739013
He had his life on track after he got depowered.
Then Bendis made him a drug addict and put him on MGH.

>>79745569
I'm pretty sure Wolverine has always had trouble against Blob, stabbing him doesn't really work.

>>79745864
it kinda depends, Logan once snikt'd Blob's ass and the pain made Blob jump in the air like a cartoon character

>>79745864
>>79745950

iirc the only form wolverine has of hurting the blob, is stabbing him in the anus or eyes, he cant slash or penetrate his skin.
I also remember that time he snikted his ass.

Idie should be able to beat the Blob by choking him with smoke. He still needs to breath. But there is not much X23, Angel, Beast can do against him.

I dont know if Evan is as strong as Apocalypse.

>>79738919
Are you sure this is the same person as X-23?
Not a Skrull, other clone from her series, or possessed by someone else?

>>79738831
>Scott gets his pick from the entire female population of Japan.
Based as fuck.

>>79738843
>Scott's ass in that last panel

>>79747179
It's not too flabby and it's not too small. It's just right

>>79743549
>Hopeless did claim he had a reason she was talking different from her time in Arena
There are some writers I would buy this from. Hopeless is definetly not one of them.

>>79738866
All right, Warren, tow things.
1. What's with the wings?
2. You know your girlfriend has a few screws seriously loose, don't you?

>>79738896
And then she does this.
She's got a good heart, at least.
Healing factor takes care of that.

>>79747143
>Travel to Japan
>Don't see Sunfire or any Yakuza.
What was the point?

>>79738968
I'm trying to like this, I really really am but FUCK Laura is NOT Laura, Angel is fucking retarded,Beast and the rest of the team are boring. The only minimally interesting thing about this book has been Cyclops and god damn me because I am the guy who literally started a Cyclops hate fanpage.

Laura always brings out the waifufags.

>>79738953
The Blob was right!

>>79738938
as a cook I hate when shitheads bring in their own food and expect me to cook it for them

>>79748496
So this is actually a thing?

>>79738903
Bobby popped his wad all over that guy's stuff. Dick move.