>Ghost Rider >Isn't a ghost

>Iron man
>made out of titanium

>Dick Rider
>isn't a penis
>isn't even fucking Dick Grayson

>>79729060
>he doesn't have a paranormal sex life
>>79729371
Tony likes his shirts wrinkle free but doesn't like permanent press.

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>Superman
>doesn't fight crime with soup

>>79729678
Clark moonlights as a building superintendent. He's only a trainee and his boss the lead super is a woman. The tenants started calling him Super'man' as a distinction. Also he helps the lonely ladies by cleaning out the pipes if you know what I'm saying.

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>>79729060

>Batman
>Doesn't use a baseball bat.

>>79729902
He uses a baton.

>>79729060
They shoulda named him Hothead.

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>>79729902

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>Daredevil
>is not actually a devil

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>>79729902
You were saying?

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>>79729902

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> Robin
> Doesn't steal things
> Actually stops thieves

>Captain Marvel
>is a Major in the chairforce, which isn't a real branch

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>>79729902

Wonder Woman, never asks questions

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>Constantine
>doesn't ine constantly

>Black Widow
>White

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>The Punisher
>doesn't tell jokes

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> Beast
> Is actually more of a hoss

>>79731586
>implying
https://youtu.be/KPorSVB_vAw

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>>79730318
>>79730909
>>79731283
>>79731432

>Tried to play along with OP's meme
>Got BTFO

At least I tried.

>>79732288

God how come I keep getting so many double doubles lately? My meme magic is strong.

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>>79729060
>deadpool
>neither dead or a pool

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>>79729060
>doesn't ride ghosts

>The Flash
>doesn't expose his genitals to random people

>Kid Flash
>doesn't expose his genitals to kids

>Reverse Flash
>doesn't force people to expose their genitals to him

>Impulse
>doesn't impulsively flash people

fucking sick of this shit

>>79732504
>The Flash
>doest temporarily blind people with a brief, bright light

The hell, DC?

>Venom

Doesn't have venomous fangs or claws. Fucking really?

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>>79729060
>the new Ghost Rider
>drives a car
>doesn't ride anything

>>79729060
>Green lantern
>White guy in cosmic spandex

Can't stand it mang

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>Hawkeye
>Doesn't have the eyeball of hawk

>>79729060
>Winter soldier
>In the middle of summer

>>79732701
Ghost Driver

>>79732808
>Ghost driver
>doesn't drive ghosts

>>79732793
>Wears a mask
>Rides a motorcycle
>Is actually a ghost
What's the point here?

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>>79729060
>Ghost Rider
>doesn't help children solve mysteries by manipulating letters from books

>>79729060
>Man of steel
>Alien

>Shocker
>Doesn't have electric powers

>>79731340
>Red hood
>A helmet

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> Thor
> Feelth pleathantly limber

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>>79732808

>Cyclops
>Doesn't have one eye

>>79729060
>Bane
>Big guy

>>79732701
He could dance alongside it while it idles like it's 2007. I assume no one ghost rides the whip anymore.

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>Hellboy
>is clearly a hell man

>People who have nothing to avenge
>Avengers
>Guy actually has something to avenge
>Batman

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>Dick Grayson
>is neither a penis nor a raisin

>The Joker
>doesn't tell jokes

>Shade the Changing Man
>It's not about protecting a man from the sun while he changes clothes

>Avengers
>Actually defends people and are against Avenging

>Reverse Flash
>Does't have the ability to act and think incredbly slowly

>>79733051
This is wrong though

>>79733156
He was joking

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>Wonder Woman
>Not particularly curious

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>Silver Surfer
>Uses a surfboard to fly

>>79733189
So he's the Joker?

>>79731492
Kek

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> Storm

Can make it sunny

>Rogue
>Always on a team

>Ghost Rider
>Doesn't fuck ghosts

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>>79732843

>/co/ - Comics & Cartoons
>It's actually about live action cape shit & crying about boogeymen

>Iron Fist
>Fists are not iron

>Venom
>Does not produce venom

>>79734035
>This anon
>Is actually a faggot

>Deathstroke
>Doesn't induce fatal strokes

>The Flash
>Actually more of a blur

>The Atom
>Is a human

>>79733010
>>79733121
This has always bothered me.

In the Avengers movie trailer Tony says "If we can't save the world, we're damn sure going to avenge it"
From the trailer, I thought this was some parody shit, but they just play it straight in the movie. What the fuck?

>>79729060
>Iron Fist
>Normal fist

>Human torch
>Just a guy on fire

>The thing
>Just a guy

>Invisible woman
>Except when she's not

>Mr Fantastic
>Doctor

>Luke cage
>Free

>Misty Knight
Well that makes sense

>>79734711
The thing is still a thing

>>79732701

>my hands are a little sinful
>so am I

Jesus christ, really?

>>79732504
The Flash used to strip people naked in the silver age.

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>>79734711
>Human Torch
>Now a black man on fire
>"If you don't like it, you're racist"

Flame-skull motorcyclist wasn't as catchy.

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>Icon
>Largely forgotten

>>79729060
>Op is a faggot
>he really is

>>79738220
Young Justice remembers

>Batman
>isn't blind as a bat
>Daredevil, the man without fear
>shows fear

guess some low level paperpusher switched names and descriptions when they created them

>>79740558
Barely

>>79729433
>Dick Rider
It's just me or this name really sounds horribly wrong?

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>Kingpin

>Isn't a King or a Pin

but he is the Rhino

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>>79729060
No shit?

>>79729060
More like
>Doesn't ride ghosts

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>Ghost Rider
>Makes it difficult to find Ghostrider
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEcgT8FwI3g

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>>79731480
>>79731700
>>79732393
>>79732747
>>79732843
>>79732890
>>79732983
>>79733274
>>79733380
>>79733698
>>79741028
http://youtu.be/NUj6NQJG8iw

>>79729371
it's actually a titanium and gold alloy

>>79733051
>The Joker
>not a smoker or a midnight toker
>doesn't play music in the sun
>not a picker
>probably gets his loving on the run
>is a grinner, a lover (maybe) and a sinner
>sure do want to hurt someone

So they got him half right.

>>79744309
He's never been called a space cowboy either, afaik

>Beast Boy
>does not sell electronics

>>79731480
>Constantine
>is usually an adult

>>79744465
Come to think of it, I don't ever recall him being addressed as a gangster of love; green-haired or otherwise.

>>79744469
Well, you tried.

>Beast Boy
>neither preteen nor Antichrist