Clark moonlights as a building superintendent. He's only a trainee and his boss the lead super is a woman. The tenants started calling him Super'man' as a distinction. Also he helps the lonely ladies by cleaning out the pipes if you know what I'm saying.
>Tried to play along with OP's meme
At least I tried.
>neither dead or a pool
>doesn't expose his genitals to random people
>doesn't expose his genitals to kids
>doesn't force people to expose their genitals to him
>doesn't impulsively flash people
fucking sick of this shit
>the new Ghost Rider
>drives a car
>doesn't ride anything
>doesn't help children solve mysteries by manipulating letters from books
>Not particularly curious
This has always bothered me.
In the Avengers movie trailer Tony says "If we can't save the world, we're damn sure going to avenge it"
From the trailer, I thought this was some parody shit, but they just play it straight in the movie. What the fuck?
>Now a black man on fire
>"If you don't like it, you're racist"
>Makes it difficult to find Ghostrider
>not a smoker or a midnight toker
>doesn't play music in the sun
>not a picker
>probably gets his loving on the run
>is a grinner, a lover (maybe) and a sinner
>sure do want to hurt someone
So they got him half right.