Be honest /co/. if one day you gained superpowers, would you

I would be in the same situation I am now: apathetic.

>>79724219
Hero most likely, i would use my vast super wealth to build walls everywhere.

>>79724219
What powers we talking about here? Because I would totally use my powers for personal gain but stop short of actually causing physical or financial harm on individuals.

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I'm a vapid cunt, so probably a villain? I'd pussy out though, fearing getting arrested, so maybe hero?

Yeah, I'd probably end up doing very minor villain things. Nothing like taking over the world. Just stealing groceries for myself or whatever.

Hero. Because unironically my parents are dead and no one should go through that shit.

Depends on what powers. I would use them for my own personal gain so I guess I would be lumped in with villains.

I'd use my powers for no one but myself because theres not a single super-whatever around to stop me

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neither really, for the mot part things would likely remain the same
I wouldnt go out of my way to help or hurt others, i'd probably just try and find a way to make things easier, maybe even use my powers for personal gain and profit or something but for the most part, keep to myself.

>>79724435

Yeah, just here to support this

>>79724219
Nope, I'd just be neutral because I'm not cut out for fighting.

>>79724372
This, depending on the power I would mostly use it to steal an occasional bar of Snickers or something and it really wouldn't go beyond things like that.

>>79724372
Op here, if depends on the power then what power would you use if you were a hero and what power would you choose if you were a villain.

>>79724219
being a supervillain would be too embarrassing. What would my parents think? what would my friends think?
What's the point of becoming superpowerful and ruling the world if I'm ashamed of facing the few people I care about?
I'd probably end up superheroy things that people expect me to, to not disappoint them.

>did you go save people from that fire?
>did you go save those drowning people?
>well if you're quick on that search and rescue you can go look for survivors out at sea

>>79724435
hero in the real world would work with firefighters, help in storms and hurricanes, avalanches, that sort of thing.
you ight be enlisted by the government to kill people for them and fight in foreign countries. Or fight supervillains if they exist

depends on the power but either hero or not

>>79724219
If shit went down, I'd help people. I just wouldn't go "out on patrol" looking for punks to beat up like some kind of sociopath.

I'd use them to kill all muslims, so I'd be a hero.

>>79724219
I'm a chaotic good, I perceive what I do as being the "good guy" but sometimes people don't like my tactics. It all depends on your personal view I guess, I think I'd be a pretty good "for the people" type of hero.

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>>79724219
How about somewhere in between?

>>79724219
First i'd fuck around with my friends, pissing them off. Then i'd use it for personal gain and not tell anyone about it.
I mean shit, it's not like i could use it for good if i wanted. Like >>79725100 said, you couldn't help by just going out and look for punks to beat up. Only way to help would to publicly out yourself and then you'd get used by governments as a tool or experimented on.

>>79724219
I'll just be a villian. Not like because I want to like steal shit and make people miserable, although that's the icing to this cake, but because I want good people to show and prove themselves. Like I'm the trainer for these soon to be heroes.

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>>79724219
I want to be that guy that has super powers but doesn't openly use them unless he's doing chores.

I mean does this make me a badguy for ignoring my "great power comes great responsibility" bullshit? Or am I a hero in my own eyes?

>>79724219
Hero

I want to be cheered, but that probably won't happen.

>>79724219
A Hero

There's already too many bad guys in the world.

>>79725287
From where I stand, inaction is neither bad or good. It's when you decide to take an action do you have the responsibility to continue with the action you took.

Probably a villain. It depends on my powers, whether or not other supers show up, and whatever mood I happen to be in day to day. If there are other heroes I'd probably become one in part for the glory and partially because I don't want them coming after me for being a villain. If they weren't than I'd do whatever I want. I don't doubt that I would kill someone if I thought I could get away with it. Either way, I'd abuse my powers for my own gain.

>>79724411
Being dead?

>>79724219
Honestly, it would depend on the superpower.

Start as a hero then slowly slip to villain because absolute power corrupts absolutely

>>79724219
Depends on what powers I have and if there's any other super-powered people besides me. I would definitely be inclined to be a villain though.

I would try to be a hero, but I would probably crack under the pressure and become some powertripping asshole

>>79724219
depends on the power. I think I would be a hero that benefits himself, like I would cure people of caner for cash (I may cure some for free) I would also kill specific groups of people

>depends on the power
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

>>79724411
parents are overrated

>>79724219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QImBolnTVH8

>>79724219
I have my own definitions of "good" and "bad".

From your point of view, I guess I will be the villain.

>>79724435
>following the law makes you a hero
I bet you believe all those morons that got shipped over to Iraq to shoot muslims are "heroes" then?

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A hero who fights with knowledge, you can't be good without being able to handle situations

>>79724219
Neither
I'd use my powers for personal reasons in a way that doesn't infringe on anyone else's rights
Unless I had powers that would make it incredibly easy for me to get away with bank robbery, in which case, villain

>>79724918
>anon, did you fix the israel palestine conflict?
stop being a faggot that lives for the approval of others.

Well, if I was superman tier I'd go out and rob banks and murder politicians.
So, a hero.

>>79724219
Man,

I'd probably just apply for a better job to pay off my student loans.

>>79724219
Hero

I couldn't stand to disappoint my family

>>79725276
>I want good people to show and prove themselves
there are very few of those, you would just be exhausting a limited resource

>>79725886
>implying muds are not better off dead?
do you even pledge the flag?

>>79725276
>>79725977
Lead by example

>>79724219
Hero.

Probably just the kind that rescues people from burning buildings and shit since patrolling for crime is a wash.

Might fight ISIS, but they'd just kill civilians and blame everything on me.

>>79724219
Hero definitely
because that's my fetish

I would be a hero in my own eyes as I'd believe that what I am doing is "right". But more than likely I'll be at odds with everyone else going about it. So probably a well intentioned villain?

>>79725886

Islam has been the enemy of western civilization for millennia so yes.

>>79724219
Hero. I couldn't even bring myself to be evil in the infamous games

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Depends on the power

Hero, but probably abuse my powers alot.

>>79724918
Supervillains can have secret identities.

>>79725784
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnislayer
The edge is real.

Depends on the power really. If it was something I could use to covertly commit crimes I'd likely be a villain. If I had some overwhelmingly offensive power I'd probably be a hero because I love fighting. Anything else I wouldn't be either.

>>79725784
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cyber_Transcendence

Do I even have to explain what kind of good I could dop with this. I could literally take down ISIS and child pornography websites on the deep web and find information on who owns them.

I could absorb knowledge from the internet until I become the most intelligent man on Earth, and I could use my knowledge to help do good as well.

If I wanted to take a more of a Robin Hood anti-hero approach, I could access the bank accounts of greedy billionaires and sent money to thousands of poverty ridden people across the nation, maybe even the world.

I could stop nuclear missiles from firing. I could access security cams and be one of the first people to know when a crime has started.

I could literally be a god if I wanted to and rule over the world., but I would never do that, though maybe that power could eventually get to my head.

>>79724219
Depends on what powers I have and if I can get away with doing shit with it

>>79725784
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Writing_Area
Id be a villain with a side of heroing
Id mostly just write stuff like "ur a faget" and other such meme garbage
sometimes Id give people encouraging words to those I love
overall I wouldnt be that impressive of a hero or a villain

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>>79724258
first post best post

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Disease_Inducement

I literally cannot be a hero. I'd be a super-anti-hero at best, giving high profile celebrities and billionaires spells of specific diseases to prompt more effort into finding treatments or cures. Maybe induce a temporary cancer that never returns after it goes into remission to raise awareness.

Villain, like anyone else who isn't a lying shit. If there really was a Superman he would turn evil or just outright quit trying to save people after realizing that humanity is not worth preserving.

>>79724219
if superpowers became real, there would be far more villains than heroes

>>79724219
What kind of Superpowers do I get?
This is important.

Technically a villain I guess. I would use my powers to benefit myself and act out of self interest. I wouldn't help heroes nor villains. I just want to make my own life better.

>>79725784
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Metapotence

This is too much power, I'm just going to go be a wizard on the moon.

>>79727246
Eh, rolling for random.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gravitational_Upforce.
Is there an option to just sell my services to construction companies or something?

Most people would probably apathetic. It takes a lot of effort to research and plan things once you get powers. If you aren't making any effort to track and record crimes in your city now, what are the chances you are going to once you get powers. Most would probably still shitpost on /co/ rather than patrol a city and look for crime. Same with becoming a villain and robbing banks and shit. What difference would super powers be if you still get caught or can't plan a heist properly.

>>79724258
This^

>>79724219
Hero, but I'd probably be less about fighting crime and getting into armed conflicts, and just try to prevent casualties caused by natural disasters and stuff like plane crashes and train derailments

i'd probably hide the power and then show it to a girl then get arrested or something for being a freak and then cry in jail.

>>79724219
Villain, this world its full of false heroes.

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>>79725784
>Limblessness
>The power to lack actual limbs and a neck.

Why...why is this on here?

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>>79724718
If I were a hero I would probably have to power of flying because if I were a hero I would like to be recognized, and once you take the skies, you're pretty much gonna be spotted.
I would use just weapons to fight if necessary, unless I could have a second power which would be something like creating a weapon out of thin air.

If I were a villain I would just go with the basic super intelligence to be able to create any artifact or machine or whatever I need.

>>79725784
Power/Ability To:
have a body made up of cheese
Power to transform into or have a physical body made of cheese.

Fucking lol. My powers are like my life. A joke

>>79727630
Limbleness can be useful. You can... fit through small spaces?

>>79724282
Donald Trump is a real hero.

>>79725784
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Suit_Up!
AHAHAHA
At least it'll take me less time to get ready for work

>>79725784
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vision_Of_Life

Well, this is useless unless I need to bring you faggets back to life after you fuck up

>>79724219
If i get superpowers, so would others, and since some superpowers are broken beyond belief like flash or superman, i would very likely stand no chance.
So no, i would just use them for my own personal gain, because doing superhero shit is just tiring with no benefits.

>>79725784
Omnipotence... I don't see how anyone with this power isn't immediately the greatest threat to existence.

Small time criminal or villain until something convinces me to use my powers for a greater cause. I'm not gonna go around using my powers for white knighting and would rather just fuck around but if some big bad started fucking shit up I'd oppose.

>>79727794
They're like the sun dying; a threat, but not one you can immediately do anything about.

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>>79725784
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Picture_Manipulation
I'd be an art terrorist. I'd go to museums to fuck shit up just because.

>>79725784
>Water Aura
>The ability to surround oneself in water.
Welp, time to go to Flint

>>79725784
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electromagnetism_Embodiment

Jesus, OP as fuck, guess I'd be a hero. But I'd mostly be a god-powered hobo. I'd wander around seeing the world, having a good time, if people need help when I'm around I'd give it.

Probably wear a really big hat. A wandering powerhouse should have a big hat.

>>79725784
>Micro-Oxygen Breath
Shiet, I'll die kv confirmed

>>79724219
Everyone would see me as a villain because I'm stepping on their freedoms
>no guns
>no motorcycles either
>not allowed to smoke unless within a 5ft radius of a tree
>brb gon fuck up those muslims

>>79727757
>implying you ain't the most important member of any team
>implying that you can't go mad scientist with it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd5KxxNfz80

>>79724435
>hero's only beat up criminals

Man you sure said a lot of words to basically just sound retarded.

I'd just use them to benefit myself with no specific intent to do others harm or good.

>>79727752
>not becoming a master of disguise

>>79727859
I'd make cool legit looking fake pictures and post them on 4chan

>>79724219
It doesn't pay to be a superhero

I'd probably work for the government or freelancer for hire

I'd probably just do my best to help people. Like Saving people from natural disasters, evacuating victims in war zones, trying to work towards ending world hunger not by just dumping food but by like fertilizing the land kinda thing. I wouldn't try and get involved in the politics or anything, I have no business ruling anybody. I just want to help people and hopefully help them be able to help themselves so they don't need me.

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>>79725784
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mutated_Godhood

Fuck earth I'm going to check out space and stuff. Anyone wanna come? If not I'm probably just going to arbitrarily start offing things that make me sad or angry. Also a harem. I'm gonna need a harem.

Based on the power

Invincibility/flight: I am now the world's most highly-paid soldier.

Invisibility/mind-reading: I am now the world's most highly-paid spy.

Super-strength/super-speed/telekinesis: I am now a world-class firefighter by day, bandit by night.

Full flying brick set + shape-shifting: Savior of Man

Everything else: same life as I live now, but easier since I can just use my power for a living and be middle class.

>>79724219
I'd want to elevate persons like myself to be higher than humanity, citing that we were the New Gods meant to lead humanity into a bright and wonderful new future under our rule. To those who would support, I would lend give the gentle of hands, and the never ending support of a superman. To those who oppose, I would strike with arrows uncountable, unmerciful.

So you tell me.

Am I hero, or am I a villain?

>>79725784
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sephirot_Empowerment

Welp. I guess I could be a god. That might be fun. For a few days. Then maybe I destroy everything.

>>79728627

Right, so you're laughed down and then quietly assassinated unless you hit the power jackpot, because more than enough people are going to play straight hero and oppose you.

>>79724219
Weak ass/weird power? I'd keep it hidden. Don't want to be put away in a lab or some shit.

Impressive power? Sell it. If I can monetize it, I'll do that. I'm not a cop, and I don't think the real world would like vigilantes that much.

Broken power? Take control of the world. If I can manage it, I want to steer things in a few ways.


Immortality? I'd be alright wandering the world, becoming a local legend and enjoying myself.

That's the breakdown for me.

>>79728051
Eh I'll probably just stay behind and watch the fight with some binoculars, just staring at any of your dead bodies like a creep while the other side is trying to figure out how you fuckers are coming back

>>79728051
Eh I'll probably just stay behind and watch the fight with some binoculars, just staring at any of your dead bodies like a creep while the other side is trying to figure out how you fuckers are coming back

>>79728733
Well lets see what the roulette gives me.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aura_Absorption

Well, I guess its a case of "Become One with Us or Become One with Me."

>>79724718
Let's consider I get something like Superman powers. I would probably fake my own death and assume a new identity as full time god like being. Them I would aid certain countries and negotiate changes in their government. Probably I would ask for a island where I can do whatever I want besides some political tweaking and demands for investments in certain research fields. As reward I would do things like taking all the equipment for a lunar base to the moon, dig a hole to make a geothermal power plant, bring an asteroid so they can mine the resources. Maybe I would help in case of a natural disaster but I wouldn't make it a full time job. Mankind shouldn't be dependent on me. I just want to supply resources so they can focus on things like nuclear fusion, space colonization, etc and them I would bask my days in hedonism. In this case I would be sort of a hero but not a typical hero.

Now if I got a power like a Death Note probably I would just kill powerful bad people like very corrupt politicians/crazy dictators/serial killers/etc and not so bad people but still bad people that affect my life like a sociopath. Since the book allows me control the actions of the victim I would experiment to see how far this can go and see if I can make them stop being such sociopaths for years or even decades before dying. So in this case I would be a villain, not a super villain trying to take over the world but still a villain.

>>79725784
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sin_Eating
I guess I will pass. wtf should I do with this?

>Implying I wouldn't be a little of both
>Steal TV's every now and then but help someone out when I see it
I am pretty sure that is how 99% of the population would do it.

>>79725784
>The power of literally being the god of every universe
A dick obviously.

>>79725276
Zoom, calm the fuck down.

>>79724219
I'd be neutral and do whatever helps me

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>>79725784
>Improbable Weapon Proficiency

I don' want any trubble!

i'd use my powers for myself but i wouldn't be a villain, just indifferent

>>79725886
Well, since the best Muslim is a dead Muslim, yes.

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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pyrokinetic_Constructs
>Make some wings out of fire
>Now I can fly
>Make a badass flame sword and flame armor
>Bring the red sun over paradise

Which one of you fuckers wants to become my powerfull sidekick? Like the good ol' days after 911!

>>79724219
Hero. But I hide my power level.

Hero to minorities like me, villian to rich and old whites.

I'd sneak into people's houses and wreck up the place.

>>79729697
>millennia
It's not that old anon.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Regenerative_Empowerment

Hmmm....Assuming I can make train my regen get to the point where I have no fear of dying easily, I could devote myself to every martial art training available. I'd probably just use it to become an unstoppable X-games gold medalist though.

I go all punisher

depends on the powers.

Like, if I was an all powerful telepath like prof X, Id certainly make people do things that make the world a better place.

I'd also make iggy azalea sit on my face, so maybe Im neutral.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Video_Game_Hallucinations

it is kinda fitting since a play a lot of Vidya

>>79724219
Kill everyone
no man no problem

I'm not happy, always depressed so I would probably just kill everyone and then an hero.
I wish I could be happy but life chose against it I suppose.

Why would I not just continue on with my life using my powers when they would be useful to me in that regard like any other skill?

>>79724219
neither?
I'd almost certainly use them for personal gain, but I'd like to do it in a way to also help others.

If I can fly into orbit like superman, I'm sure putting shit into orbit would be a job I'd get great money on for not much work, but others would benefit.
Teleporting or superspeed messenger service, sure.
If I can see the future, I guess just selfish shit like buying lotto tickets or something, but it's not actually a crime to have magical knowledge of the future and use it for your benefit.

I guess there are some superpowers that are just structured like hero or villain shit where you really can't do anything else with it. like being a soul vampire who drains the life out of people through their shadows or something.

>>79725784
How someone possibly be a hero with a power like despair empowerment?

>>79724219
Defends on the super power/powers
If I'm something like Superman-level than heck yeah I am going to become a superhero. Make my own costume, save people, become the world's first super hero and a huge note in history books!
If the super power/powers is something lame or not that big? Then maybe try and see if I can use it to make some money or just no bother.

>>79724219

i would try to keep them secret, using them for my benefit whenever possible.

>>79724219
Depends on the type of power, are we talking about superman/flash levels of broken or are we talking about something more mundane? Cause in the first case I'd go full injustice.

I would get revenge on the people I hate then I would go back to my home country and deliver justice with violence

>>79724219

Probably a merc.

>>79724219
For me it would be all about fun and practicality. This is MY power, if I chose to share it with others that's my prerogative. The last thing I would want is for the government/authority to take advantage of me; I should NOT be a tool.

Example:
>Superspeed: Running around the world for the hell of it > speedpunching smalltime thugs/jerks > running a giant hamsterwheel to power the world > Speedmurdering Afghani terrorists

>>79725784
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Awareness
Fuck heroics or villainy, this is free insurance

>>79724718
>Hero
either Super Soldier abilities or Magic
>Villain
Electromagnetism or Superspeed

Honestly right now I'd probably get revenge on quite a few people depending on my power. But I'd also want to help people and be a hero.

I don't know that I'd be very good at being a hero or a villain. I would probably try to do the right thing but I'm lazy.

>>79725784
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
I would sell my services for industrial purposes or whatever.

>>79735670
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Heat_Transferal

>>79725784
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fauna_Energy_Manipulation
I could honestly go either way. I love animals and essentially being a real life Animal Man would be great. I could also see myself using the abilities to fuck people up.

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I'd probably be an Ozymandias-style anti-villain. I'd probably do something horrifically fucked up, but do it for the sake of saving humanity as a whole. If I could, I'd also pull what Supes did in Red Son and just vacay after my supposed end and watch the fruits of my labor.

>>79725784
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Underworld_Lordship
I really don't think that it's possible to be a good guy with these powers, but I'd try.

>>79724219
I'd become The Tyrant Ruler of the world, the masses have proven time and time again they don't know what's good for them.

Also power would be traveling freely in shadows

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>>79724219
it Depending what power i will get
I would just use it to be a super dick or a merc

>>79725784
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weapon_Arsenal

My dream of everyone fighting in mechs can finally come true.

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>>79725784
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Good_Immunity

Well I guess that answers that.

Neutral, occasionally a complete dick as long as I can get away with it and find it funny.

>>79724219
I'd find some way to exploit it for monetary/social gain. I wouldn't really live any differently aside from that. I would continue to try and be a good person and be generous and kind to strangers, but I wouldn't go out of my way to fight crime or save people anymore than I do now.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chaotic_Vision

I'd make a kick ass Detective with this, but I'd rather just use it for personal gain and manipulation.

>>79728260
Leonard Snart mentality is most reasonable mentality.

If I had super strength I'd probably forever ruin strength sports but setting impossible records or just getting a single pound/kg above the current record every so often.

>>79724219
Hero, I'm a pussy-footed faggot who genuinely believes there is good in this world and it's worth fighting, and if-need-be, killing and dying for, even if only to inspire others.

What kind of powers are we talking about here?

If it were supes level shit I'd be a hero.
Spiderman tier shit I'd would be indifferent only using my powers for personal gain and defense.

If I had super intelligence I'd probably get bored and stir up shit one way or another which could be interpreted by a lot as bad, but I doubt I'd go full on villain under any circumstances.

>>79725411
Inaction is oftenmost considered evil.

>>79724219
You'll always be a villain to somebody.

I'd be obsessed with protecting my secret at almost all costs because of the implication. I mean imagine you take this nice girl out on a boat, right? In the middle of the ocean, a beautiful sunset going down. You have a couple drinks in you and you make a move. Now of course you'd never force yourself on this woman, but she's all alone in the middle of the ocean with you. You see where I'm goin'.

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I'm rather surprised so many people are saying they'd outright be a villain. Is there something wrong with this board?

>>79736347
A lot of people here are pretty depressed and/or even suicidal. It's no surprise that they might have a bitter view on the world and want to get even for their own suffering.

Hell, being a hero is harder than a villain. Be a vigilante and you're a target for law enforcement, adhere to the law and you're just a volunteer in a shitty outfit.

mostly neutral
use it for my own benefit, legal or not
fuck around with people
help a friend out
and maybe occasionally wait for an aggro to come at me first as an excuse for a punching bag

It depends on the power

If it was something like flight or super strength I'd make money off of that shit

>>79724918
This is an interesting answer. I wish superhero comics tackle this concept more, it has some potential in it.

I live in Russia and i want to make our country better. If i will get powers, i will try to become some liberal analogue of Dr Doom. Revolution is the only way to make Russia a normal democratic country like America. Some people would say that i am villain, but truly it will be a good act.

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>>79725784
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Clown_Physiology

I'm basically destined to be a villain with this power

>>79725784
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Heart_Transplant

That's one wicked power. I have no idea. World's most renowned suregon? Seems like I gotta kill someone to save someone though. Maybe I'd become the guy from Pushing Daisies.

>>79737547
>have Joker immunity to dying
>almost definitely have cartoon physics powers, including shit like swallowing a bomb whole with no worse effects than the pain of a stomach cramp and smoke coming from your ears
>Can teleport to anywhere not currently being observed, including inside locked objects
>can make balloon constructs just as good as the real thing

You could be a great hero

>>79725784
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wrath_Embodiment

One one hand, I'm edge incarnate. On another, justice DOES have aspects of wrath in the form of punishment. I guess I could be some sort of anger-powered paladin.

>>79737589
They're all good points, Anon, it's just my clownish appearance that'd have people uneasy at best and terrified at worst

>>79725784
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time_Stopping
probably just use it to mess with people, move stuff around etc

>>79725784
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Access

I would mostly use it to steal things.

>>79725784
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Identity_Manipulation
Not gonna lie, I'd just use this to make people otherwise the same but believing I'm great, and I'd probably just use it to climb social ladders.

also, y'know, once I had power and influence there's a few politicians whom I would like to 'change their minds' on certain matters.

By the time anyone caught on there'd be at least one true, major, non-fascist socialist nation in the world to see if it can actually be done.

Oh hey, I just thought of my alter ego's name. Rhetoric.

>>79737608
pretty sure clown powers include being able to throw on a brown wig and suddenly everyone thinks you look normal

your 'suiting up' sequence could just be you taking off your wig and putting on your red nose. It'd be great.

Depends on the powers I guess. I'd definitely try and use them to improve my life and standard of living, but I don't know if I'd outright turn to crime to do so

>>79725784
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pyrokinetic_Invisibility
Oh cool, I can finally set myself on fire and die in public and nobody will notice

>>79725784
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Combat
So, mildly OP.
I'd create Outer Heaven and enforce the Non-aggression Principle worldwide like a shitler.

>>79725784
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omniarch
So I may or may not be omnipotent but I can control ANYTHING...
cool

Already been said by others, but i'd try to use them for personal gain with occasional help to those around. I may be a hero helping people, but that doesn't mean I stop being lazy fuck.

>>79725784
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demon_Morphing
This party's getting cuh-razy!
villain probably. assuming that Devil Triggering hides my identity enough and gives me powers that allow me to escape with whatever it is I stole.

>>79725784
>Aquatic Respiration
All this years of making fun of Aquaman finally got to me. Anyway, neither hero or villain for me.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/4th_Wall_Awareness

Villain

Definitely villain

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>>79725784
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Doppelgeist

Bitchin! I get my own stand! Hero it is then!

>>79725784
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Telekinesis
Guess i won

>>79724219
Knowing my luck, I'd probably get superpowers that also drive me insane, making me into a villain that has no fucking clue that what they're doing is wrong.

>>79736347
A lot of people here are either neets or teenagers.

>>79724219
i had this conversation with one of my friends once while he said he go supervillain would kill anyone who tried to stop him

he got really offended when i said i'd go superhero and i would've used my powers to end his villainy by killing him

I always laugh when i hear the infamous "the government would experiment on me". People have just so many misconceptions about animal experimentation. It would be more:
>could you please pee in this cup
>ok, now we are going to extract a little bit of blood
>this may sting a bit, but we really need the biopsy
>ok, sit down, the MR machine is a bit noisy, but it will be over in 30min
>ok, we are finished, you can go home. See you in 15 days!


That, and tons of psychology evaluation questionaries

I'd probably use it to my advantage

meaning, I'll be a dick, but not necessarily a villain

If it's a power you can make money out of, why the hell not

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>>79736347
it's in my blood.

>>79724258
>apathetic
Super Apathy please. The power to not care about something so much it stops existing. To you at least, lol.

>>79724219
I'd most likely get a job that benefits my powers
super speed - accounting
super strength - manual labor
fire powers - fireman, as in put out the fires with my mind
insect powers - mascot
or maybe just become an olympic champion at what I do best. Technically it won't be cheating. I am just using the gift that God gave me

>>79738743
yeah but you'd be too apathetic to ever bother using your power, and if you did care enough you wouldn't be apathetic enough for your power to work. It's a catch-22

>>79724219
Assuming i get mind control powers, i'll go corporate.

Make a big megacorp and pretty much stick my finger inside everyones bum. Subtle manipulation is the key to global domination.

>>79724219
Depends on the powers.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Perfection_Embodiment
>leaving nothing but despair to come.
>implying i can't just use my perfection to just become the living equivalent of buddha
>implying i cant spread my teachings as a monk god
>implying that shit wouldnt be dope as fuck

>>79724219
Hero.
I feel guilty about the slightest wrongdoing, I cannot imagine how wracked with guilt I would be as a Supervillain.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Immortality_Bestowal
On one hand, I want to say that I'd use my powers to stop incurable diseases and spread world peace and shit, but then that just raises so many problems. I'd have to spend literally all of my time making everyone immortal because, naturally, if I make one guy immortal I'll have to make everyone immortal. Even if I only stuck to making people with incurable diseases immortal, I'd have everyone getting incurable diseases in order to become immortal.

So I'd stick with what pretty much anyone would do; keep to myself, and help a very small select group of people. I might give myself, family, and friends semi-immortality if they wanted it (naturally not complete immortality, in case they want to die eventually), but that's it. I'd probably stick it out until either the end of humanity, assuming this sort of immortality lets me stay young and mentally/physically healthy; otherwise I'd probably just make myself mortal once some serious mental degrading happens.

tl;dr it's still the usual "neither" answer. 90% of the time it's gonna be "neither". Being a hero is a huge responsibility and being a villain generally isn't worth it.

>>79739056
>if I make one guy immortal I'll have to make everyone immortal.
live on some secluded mountaintop and give immortality to anyone who makes the effort to climb the mountain, throw in a few tests of character as a screening process, and no one will give you shit for your decision

>>79725784

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enchanted_Armor

>Being the supply guy
I'm ok with this

Still gonna save the coolest one for myself though

>>79724219
If I gained the typical Superman-type powerset, I'd only be a hero in my own mind.

Not interested in ruling anybody, but want to put my foot down on matters, including, but not limited to;
1. Display of power, includes casualties. Make it clear that I'm going to get my hands dirty
2. Demanding a 2-state solution to the Israel/Palestine area, if not done within six months, I will proceed to sink that part of the landmass, evacuated or otherwise
3. North Korea, addressing all the elements that are the reasons for the international sanctions and assisting in the return of the power to the populace.
4. Returning to the Middle East to eliminate overt radical forces and assisting in international efforts to rebuild key infrastructures to speed recovery of war-torn regions
5. Work my way through the African continent to assist in social reform of key areas in dire need of it
6. South America: I hear there are problems there with militias, will gather intel

That's just to start.

I think i already have this power
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Failure_Embodiment

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I would walk through the hood dressed like Steve Urkel and any nigga who gives me shit would get thrown into the sun.

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>>79725411
>>79736251
>le tram dilemma may may

>>79725784
>Fire breath
BOOOOO!.

>>79724219
Villain, because everything I need, I would use powers to take. And sure, I can justify it with Medical Bills and School payments, but in the end, I'm abusing a power in order to elevate myself. Granted, I would try to not fucking murder anyone, or become some sort of horrifying god king, but theres the idea that, I got powers, other people probably did/have/will and openly advertising that I have powers might not be a good idea.

Unless its just out right reality warping. Then I would either seek employment, or set up a union for other people with powers, because, fuck it, no one can tell me no. So why not use my powers to keep everyone else with powers down in the dirt, and threaten to kill anyone who misuses their abilitys.

Make the world great again, by oppressing the mutants. Thats what Big E would do.

>>79725784
>Lead Manipulation
Well this sounds fun

Completely depends on the power.

If I could teleport or turn invisible, I'd just use it to steal shit and be a pervert. Anything else I would probably use for good though

pretty much anyone--in the West, anyway--that got superpowers would use them to be a superhero. the idea of being a superhero is too deeply ingrained in our psyche. there would be moral slippage, of course, but you'd still be a hero.

>>79724219
Oh i would be a Vill-
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gamma_Vision

Hermit it is

>>79725784
>path creation
>User can create pathways, including trails, roads, streets, highways, sidewalks, passages, rails, ways, etc., of varying permanence from various substances/forces
Hero because I can create great infrastructure to ravaged or developing areas for a nominal fee. Villain to the various contractors I'm putting out of business

>>79724219
I'd probably end up working for the military.

>>79724219
This is the real world. There are no heroes and villains, just people.

>>79724219
Probably a villain. Not because im edgy. Just selfish.

>>79725784

>Speed Theft

>The ability to steal the accelerated motion or momentum from objects or people to reduce their speed or even virtually stop them.

Come on, theft is right there in the name. It's not like I had a choice. Although I do hate the Flash.

>>79724918
>being a supervillain would be too embarrassing

Britfag detected

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blood_Cloning
>Can create copies of oneself through blood
I would say that the Red Cross could have a few dozen of my clones for blood transfusions, but I'm not allowed go give blood so jokes on them. I start a forever replenishing army instead. CUT ME DOWN, TWO MORE SHALL TAKE MY PLACE

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Defense_Mode

I will use my powers to become an adrenaline junkie. Imagine jumping out of a plane and just rocketing down to earth no worse for wear, plus I could probably make a ton of money helping with research since paying a guy that can go invulnerable to drop off sensor arrays is cheaper then buying/building a robot to place them in super dangerous conditions.

>>79725784
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psionic_Image_Projection
I would just creat a paradise for myself with everything I like and never give a crap about what is happening with the world

>>79725784
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Handicapability
>literally the ability to be normal
I couldn't even be a supervillain, I would just have to be a normal villain.

>>79725784
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Water_Boundary

Say hello to your God-Emperor.

>>79724219
Hero.
>Why?
Fuck I don't know I just don't feel like harming someone would be worth my time.

>>79725784
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demon_Lord_Physiology
Ha! I will be the greatest hero the world has ever seen! I could totally revamp Hell and stuff to my own personal liking.

>>79724219
Neither I would just continue with my life as is except maybe I wouldn't bother driving anymore if I could fly or teleport.

Depends on the powers. I might not even try to be a hero or villian if I get something like invisibility, super speed, teleportation, or telepathy.

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>>79725784

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fallout_Manipulation

BLOWOUT SOON FELLOW STALKERS

I will become The Zone. Dare you enter my heavily irradiated magical realm?

depends on the power.
i can fly? maybe steal shit every once in a while. depends on how fast. rc helicopter speed is useless, ya feel me?

super strength? probably live my daily life; moving will be a breeze.

laser vision? might snipe somebody from an alley occasionally, rampage-style.

more destructive powers = less chance i'll continue living an average life.

> http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Belief_Manipulation

Huh. Well... shit.

I'm not very good in a fight, but I am very good at making sure there isn't a fight in the first place.

I guess I feel sort of obligated to use my powers to fix the world. I might be the one person on the planet capable of fixing the middle east. I can make people believe in global warming, or make people believe that space travel is vital to our future as a species.

Buckle up, everyone. Because I am going to try and save the world, one belief at a time.

Its sort of an existentially terrifying power because its basically just a specific form of mind control, but at least I can't do personality death.

>>79724219
Hero, I guess. I'd mostly just go traveling around with them and help people if they were there and needed it.

>>79746396
You're basically The Mule.

Have fun trying to topple the Second Foundation.

>Hero
Super speed, strength, reflexes and intelligence.

>Villain
Ability to stop time and interact with the world and move freely.

[Spoiler]Wherever i am i must also rape[/Spoiler]

>>79746808
Forgot they have to be lowercase.
Whoops

Hero.
I like to see people happy.
I admit, depending on the power, I'd get up to some mischief.

>>79724219
Neither, probably. I most likely will use them on daily basis for daily stuff.

>>79727630
well, its rayman's super power bro, so there's that

Probably just a self-serving dick, honestly. So more villainous than heroic, but not in a way that puts innocent people in harm's way intentionally.

>>79724219
I'd help people if I had the chance or whatever but I'd mostly use it for personal gain.

>>79724219

Villain if I am powerful enough to get away with it

Hero if I am powerful enough to not get rekt by your standard military/police force

Just make my life better if I'm not super resistant/can get away with my identity

Would I be able to be a rider? I really wanna be a rider.

>>79724219
I sit on a bunch of money, and I don't donate it.
I have free time, but I don't volunteer.
I could give out compliments to people, but I rarely do.

I'm not a villain because I don't deliberately cause pain nor want to, and I'm not a hero because I don't absolve it through personal sacrifice.

I'm just another consumer. Adding on another ability isn't going to change that at all.

>>79725784
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Radio_Manipulation
>Daredevil that can microwave people and steal cable/WiFi with a thought.

I'd try my hardest to be a hero, but I'd still take the stolen cable and WiFi.

>>79725784
>Vampire Physiology

good enough to get away with small shit, unless I mind control the US president or some shit like that.

So villain, there's no fucking way to use this powers for good

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Seraphim_Physiology

I want to say good guy, but this might set such an impossibly high standard for me that I get tired of people's demands and start fucking shit up.

>>79725784
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Snow_Mimicry
What a piece of shit.

>>79724219
i'll go with the anti-hero

>>79724219
Not sure how people would react. But the history would remember as a hero.

>>79725784
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Force_Manipulation

Shit, I didn't want to be overpowered.

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>>79725784
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Animated_Shadow

Not too shabby. I'm sure there's lots of practical applications for sneaky shadow trickery. Grabbing things from across the room without anyone noticing, tripping people that I hate, attacking with it, etc. Seems pretty versatile.

Wouldn't get involved unless I could kill the odd corrupt douchebag without getting caught. I'd be too scared of the government kidnapping my family and killing them if they don't listen to them.

>>79724219
Anti-Hero.
Intelligent, nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humor.

>>79724219
> http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gender_Transformation

Welp. I'm not going to be a very good superhero with that as my only power.

But I could make a solid C or even B-list supervillian. Its going to be basically impossible for anyone to prove they are their old selves if no one saw them get transformed, and I can demand a kings ransom to turn them back. Even most supers will want to avoid getting in my way, because while they will win the fight they won't like the lifestyle changes.

And the power comes packaged with a really easy disguise, so I can keep my day to day life and my villain identity separate even without a mask.

Just have to be one of those behind the scenes sort of villians instead of a rob a bank in broad daylight kind. I guess my supervillian name would be something shitty like 'Sex Bomb', though.

>>79749379
you could make a fortune off of transgenders and various other deviants. porn companies would pay you for help in making gender shifting porn!
or evil
evil also works

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>>79725784
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Otherness
>Become an old one.
>Decide to fuck with people's kitchens late at night and make spooky noises underneath their beds.
>Laugh as I am eternal.

>>79725784
>Cannibalism Empowerment
>User becomes stronger, faster, more durable, etc. from the act of cannibalism... possibly unlocking abilities related to the affinity and enhancing their existing powers.
>Some users may be able to draw sustenance from the act or even slow or stop aging.
I would have the worst fucking reputation no matter what I try to do. Be a superhero, everyone will think I'm going to eat everybody. Be a supervillain, every hero will aim for me first because Christ knows how many other heroes I ate and other supervillains won’t trust me. If I get their powers after I eat people them all I need is a shapeshifting, able to anything, and a healing factor and then I’m ready to go.

>>79750406
*able to eat anything

>>79724219
Mostly Villain at first. I'd probably feel regret for all the shit I've stolen like three weeks after I get my powers then become a good guy.

I'm a sadist, so what do you think?

>>79724282
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Earth_Manipulation

Hire me please.

>>79727975
Look out, here comes the incredible fascist-man!

>>79747759
Ghost or Kamen?

>>79725784
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Metal_Detection
So I'm a human metal detector. Trying to a hero or villain with this power would be difficult since all it does is give me an extra sense.

I heard getting rich of off finding old coins and lost jewelry is rare enough that it might as well be a myth.

>>79724219
Hero. The world has enough douchebags. But first I'm going to be a huge prick with everybody.

>>79724219
depends on what you mean by a "hero" or "villain" I would be against the majority of the planet of people but wouldn't be on the side of "evil" so to speak

>>79724219
It would depend on the powers I think:

Super Speed? We talkin Speed Force bullshit? Villain. Who the fuck could stop me?

Maybe a power like Scarlet Witch's? I'd probably just vanish into my own personally manipulated world then.

If it were more like a set of enhanced speed, strength, etc then probably a hero. Its all a coin toss.

>>79724219
Both.

I consider myself a good person. But i hate fucking everyone. And not like angsty teenage hate, this is a "there may be something legitimately wrong with me" level of hate. There are four or five people I have ever met in my life that i don't consider an embarrassment to the species.

I would kill motherfuckers. And I don't think I'd ever stop.

>>79752547
Ouch

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mech_Piloting_Intuition

I'd continue my life as is.

>>79736299
underrated toast

>>79752547
You sound like a bitch. Seek professional help.

>>79752123
Kamen.

>>79725784
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Piercing_Beam_Emission
I guess I could take a stab at being a hero

Villain. Because humanity needs some work.

HERO

because when a hero beats his opponent to death, he is applauded instead of jailed.

>>79724219
Depending on the scope of the power it'd probably range from antihero to outright villain.
I'd probably start wiping out people I have a problem with. Fortunately most of those people are worthless anyhow.

>>79724219
I would probably be a "for the greater good" kinda guy. Most people might consider me the villain, but I'm just trying to fix the world. I'm thinking long-term.

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>>79725784
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

>>79756272
Now you only need to perfect the Slyde Punch.

>>79724219
What power would it be?
Are we gonna have to do this again http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random ?

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>>79756716
And there i go posting before reading the rest of the thread

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>>79725784
Great. I get to be retarded forever and ever.

>>79725784
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Higher-Dimensional_Abomination_Physiology
Do i get to be a space squid now? How many Japanese schoolgirls am i allowed?

>>79756836
all of them in your dimension.

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>>79725784
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demon_Soul
>Elemental Manipulation - Users can manipulate every single natural element on earth and even those on other terrestrial bodies
>Psionic Manipulation -Users can utilize every single power of the mind

Wow, even discounting Hell-fire powers, invulnerability to anything not Holy/Divine, flight, and demonic shape-shifting, those two alone give me some stupidly broad array of powers.

Yeah, I'd still try to be a hero assuming my Demon Souls doesn't make me evil, go insane, or just involve me dying a lot.

I might even play up the edginess of it and become Lord Dark Edgington; Gentleman Edgelord. I'll dress primarily in black and red! (but it will be in fine silks, tasteful suits, and maybe the odd paisley lining) I will punish my enemies in the cruelest ways possible! (Like putting milk into their tea and giving them the warm seat!) And my backstory is full of tragedy and loss... (My parents won't write me into the will and are giving everything to my snobbish, brother. Also I went to a public primary school)

>>79725784
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Perfect_Storm
Well I guess I'll do the world a favor and visit North Korea.

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>>79756797
So nothing changes then

Depends on the power

Something just interesting or cool? TV personality

Ultimate power like Supes? God of the new world

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>>79729697
>>79726381
>>79726043
I'm so proud of you, /co/

I would use my powers for personal gain. Might sound evil but that's really what most people do. You're good at something; make money doing it.

I'd be a hero no question.
Saved a kid's life once. It felt amazing.

>>79757470
now you know you can't just say that and not give details.

>>79725784
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nether_Manipulation
>known users are death, death, nethers, nether princess, and sephiroth

i already have the gloom and doom personality of death, but not like i was ever going to be a good guy with powers like this unless i travel and be in the wrong place at the right time.

>>79757754
one of the applications is concept destruction.

think about it. you could kill pepe. you could kill all memes. you could save the internet

>>79725784
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self_Origin_Manipulation
Gonna make an advice column whose only advice would be telling people to just 'be yourself'

>fucking powerlisting
Oh look an anime character used this ability once, better give it a whole page as if it's a unique power

and not to be a total Debbie Downer
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Attraction_%26_Repulsion

Time to be a master of the mundane, imagine an item just out of reach being pulled into my hand, or something about to fall on me being slowly pushed away, or heroes trying to stop me as I ignore military airspace being pulled to the ground so they can't bother me anymore.

>>79724219
Depends on the powerset and whether or not super powers are common.

But if the situation aligned itself in such a way that would make, say, robbing banks really easy, I'd be a villain no question. I don't have any interest in killing people, but I'd gladly steal money from the 1% for personal gain.

If there are a ton of super heroes getting in my way though, it's probably not worth it.

>>79725784
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Giant_Monster_Physiology
>Ability to turn into a Kaiju

Uh... literally the only way I can use this power for good is to fight giant monsters with it.

If alone and not fighting other super powered people I'd do evil, if in a world with other supers I'd probably go with whichever side was winning.

>>79757754
>not taking it as a challenge to be the brightest damn ball of sunshine possible

Fucking pleb. I had a demon soul, what's your excuse?

>>79758300
if you can control your size, you might be able to minimize collateral damage.

Alternatively, you can stand in front of potentially disastrous tsunamis and such and be a living wave breaker.

>>79758251
>implying banks are used only by the "1%"
Dude, pretty much everyone uses banks. You rob from a bank and that will hit EVERYONE who uses the bank, and the poor are going to feel it more than the rich.

>>79736347
It is sad, isn't it?

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I'd be a god emperor, above the silly concepts of good and evil.

Villain. I always liked Magneto more than Charles when writers had him doing more than just twirling his mustache or something.

>>79725784
>Peak Human Accuracy

LAME.

>>79758667
Yes, because Magneto had a cause to fight for that separated him from standard facial hair manipulating villains.

What cause would you fight for?

>>79758718
Work for the government to be the world's best marksman/assassin. That or compete in shooting contests and get cash and fame from that.

Honestly, I'd either just be neutral as fuck or a hero. Depends on the power I guess.

Like, if I got Super Strength or Invulnerability, I'd be able to make some good money via being the best at whatever job could be done with those.

>>79759039
>I'm the best at what I do
>and what I do is, um, no fucking clue

if i get an evil power like necromancy or some omnipotent bullshit, i would just be reluctant to use my powers at all. i would probably be outright ashamed of them.

if i get a good power, i still wont activly be good or even abuse the power, but at least no shame.

too much work in being a hero

>>79724219
I'd probably be a villain because fuck.