Hello, my name is Bruce Wane, because of lack of reasorces in gothams police department I have volunteered to use my reasorces to find the idenity of vigilante "Batman".
Becuase so many individuals on this board study these masked vigilantes I ask you, where do you think I should begin to look.
That Clark Kent guy's pretty big for a reporter, I have my suspicions
Have you talked to the Guild of Calamitous Intent? I heard that they're pretty chill. Batman's a villain, isn't he? He should be registered for arching. He arches that party clown, right?
Yea, I guess the CIA would have to be involved in this, some weird propaganda to have pride in heros specificly for their country, like a mascot. Or act like a myth to throw everyone off of their master plan.
If they wanted to do an opperation like that they would need some hired guns, specificly with a lotta loyalty
Of course it makes so much sense think about All the suspicious stuff wayne enterprises makes.
All the donations he creates to cover up his involvement.
Disappearing to secret meetings and plots.
I sure hope batman knows about this otherwise we could be in for some serious trouble.
Have you tried New York City? There was an ace photographer from the named Peter Parker who always seemed to have his finger on the cape pulse. I'd hire him if you can find him, Mr Wayne.
>he spends millions on high tech military weapons that never even get to market
NWO depopulation weapons shit
Illuminati probally killed his parents and made little bruce into gay ritual sex, thats why he keeps adopting young boys that look exactly like him. The cycle of abuse.
He only has one right now the other two died didn't they? Geez hes a great father.
and there is this new kid following him around everywhere.
Actually now that I mention it didn't robin get smaller recently too?
He forces his way in, probably some vamparic hypnosis
Just wants to look good by relation
Probably needs replacements cus his old robins had too much life sucked out of them by vamp powers
Lois Lane is an award winning investigative journalist who works in the Daily Planet newsroom with the man. Unless she is some type of complete idiot I think she would have figured out if Mr. Kent was Superman or not by now. Come on anon, next your going to accuse an upstanding philanthropist like Lex Luthor as being some type of Super Villain
Nah Bruce WANE here doesn't have the resources to be batman, who even is this guy?
This on the other hand. He might be on to something. Didn't he go overseas for a couple years some years ago? Where'd he go? Maybe hes an assassin?
Well the guy is really fucking weird though, i saw him running around in a pink jumpsuit and i was thinking "whats a billionare doinging running around in a pink jumpsuit for? Is it for breast cancer or something.
The guy was towing behind him what had to be about 40 cakes! The look on his face was like a madman doing deliquent behavior.
I dont know if it was a publicity stunt or what but what could 1 guy need like 40 cakes for?
C'mon don't blame Mr. Wane for his downfalls. He's just a regular salary-man he probably is having a hard time trying to find the time to write that between his job and his regular life.
You know this could actully work out though.
Stay with me here, doesnt batman have a expensive looking jet and car?
Who can pay for that shit other than non other Bruce Wayne.
I mean he doesnt look like hes that tough though, just kinda lifts some weights i guess. Its just a potshot
>Hello, my name is Bruce Wane, because of lack of reasorces in gothams police department I have volunteered to use my reasorces to find the idenity of vigilante "Batman".
...Mr Wayne, are you fucking drunk, or do you just not know how to actually spell something?
It wouldn't bother me, but you misspelled "Resources" twice.
On the positive side, I was like three seconds from implying you fund the guy, but now I'm more concerned with your ability to actually work a computer.
look at it logically.
that car, that jet, etc. If Batman lived IN the city, we would all know exactly where he lived. you can't hide that.
The Batman obviously has a base of operations NEAR Gotham city, but not in it.
Hes clearly smart enough to enter the city from different locations and directions. We've all seen the jet. sometimes it comes from the east, over the bay, other times west from the pallisades.
Rarely south towards Metropolis..
Finding properties around Gotham capable of housing the Batman shouldn't be too hard... Mr. Wayne.
Doesnt Wayne live in a Mansion just off of Gotham. I saw it in my sisters mag about a year ago. Showing it off so much, I wish I had a mansion like that.
Wait what are we talking about again?
>looking for a secret idenitity of batman
Ha right, hes a supernatral enity. Calling it a man is just self projecting. It is darknes that feeds on the souls of the wicked, he is the night.
Thats what I think when people talk about superman? The guys pretty much a god. Im sure if he ever does get free time hes just hanging out with the lanterns in the JL base or in a Fortress of solitude. As if an alien would bother with a shitty human lifestyle.
You people from Metropolis just live in your own little bubble don't you.
Even when a Crisis happens all fucking Lois Lane talks about is how Superman saved the day, even though the rest of us know it was clearly The Justice League as a whole.
Goddamnit! You're as bad as that new reporter Clark Kent.
>Who's that guy?
This is why you don't hire people from the Fly Over states. Vicki Vale is a real reporter!
I guess he saves humans just to get everyone off his back when he has so much powers.
People gotta remember that that guy has to be a shapeshifter in order to look like us.
Pic related though his probably a different type of martian
Bro, Bruce is banging chicks left and right, hell saw him with some redhead and clown chick (weird fetish maybe?) the other day
You know I honestly think it might be that Harvey Dent guy.
I mean don't you find it weird how fit he is for a prosecutor?
He's buff as fuck.
I mean he says he's not the Batman, but can he be trusted?
Didn't his parents get shot and killed in that alley right in front of him? Didn't a few people see Batman leave a rose in that same alleyway years later?
Think about it... Who would have the money and time to do what batman does?
Well, I was thinking about who would have the money and time to have vehicles like the batmobile and batwing. Not to mention batman's various gadgets or his extreme martial arts training.
Also,modding he have robin right around the time Bruce Wayne had a war Dead? In fact,meverytime bruce has a ward, batman has a robin. Bruce has Dick Grayson = batman pops up with a robin. Dick goes away, so does robin. Bruce has Jason Todd = new robin. Jason dies, suddenly batman doesn't have a robin. Bruce has Tim drake = batman pops with a brand new robin. Then Bruce Wayne gets a broken back and soon batman becomes all edgy and shit and Tim drake leaves. Suddenly no more robin. then batman returns to normal after Bruce Wayne recovers from his broken back and Tim drake returns. So does robin. I'm just sayin.
>Implying there's multiple Robins
Ha, youre on drugs pal. Bruce Wayne is a stuck up rich boy who's probably a kiddy diddler, which is why he has so many random kids runnin around.
>the gunshot that was the catalyst of Gotham's fall
So what? many people were affected by that event and many people put roses there.
MY MOTHER DIED DUE TO THE CRIME RISE! YOU THINK I'M THE BATMAN TOO?
I'm Sorry Mr. Wayne this man is a lunatic.
> Didn't a few people see Batman leave a rose in that same alleyway years later?
>Who would have the money and time to do what batman does?
Roses are not expensive, Anon. And it´s Crime Alley, man. It´s not very far, it´s only a damn five minute drive.
Look no further Mr. Wayne, yes it's true... I am batman. Take me in if you must.
Come on guys, everyone knows "The Batman" doesn't exist, what we're dealing with is "BatMEN". Think about it, how could one guy be responsible for everything reported about Batman? Really, he's a kind of legendary identity that a bunch of different vigilantes take on. It works so well because even if one of them gets caught, another one will create a new Batman story, and authorities will think they don't have the "real" Batman. Trust me, my friend's a police officer and he says the same thing.
What about all the DEAD CAWPS?
I don't believe he's an individual. Too many conflicting reports, too many different accounts. And look at these observations: Mastery of multiple different fighting styles, chemistry, botany, marine mammal biology, forensic sciences, word games, trivia, law... No one man could be this capable.
I think there's a bunch of them... A Bat Family, if you will. Each contributing to the whole mystique. That's why we'll never find "The Batman"... Even if, say, Mr. Wayne here was A Batman, all that would have to happen is for Batman #7 to show up and discredit the theory.