Could Jesus beat up Superman?
My friend seems to think so.
Judging by this picture, I think he stands a fair chance.
>Jesus was a carpenter.
So, Jesus could beat Alan Scott Green Lantern pretty easily, though...
Aren't they one and the same?
It's time for you to understand Jesus Christ the Original Superman
He'll be your hero in the end. He is that one true superfriend
Kryptonite can't slow him down nothin' can at all
>jesus came back from the dead
Just like all comic book characters. Weak.
>walks on water
Not very useful. Can he breath underwater? Can he talk to fish? Sub aqua lad powers, no pun intended
>can make bread and wine
Interesting but useless in a fight
>limited healing and resurrection powers
Jesus is a support character at best.
Could they take on the Justice League?
the bible literally says he was in no way attractive to anyone at all.
"For he shall grow up before him as a tender plant, and as a root out of a dry ground: he hath no form nor comeliness; and when we shall see him, there is no beauty that we should desire him."
>Nobody even considers Revelations Jesus.
Superman would immediately lose the desire to fight.
Too this is basically like asking if Dr. Manhattan could beat up superman. Same thing; it just wouldn't happen. He'd never need to.
These people are beyond physical force.
having read the bible its like in the matrix where new is just mr anderson until he dies and then upon resurrection he realizes he is the one. when jesus comes back he comes back as god and the holy spirit and christ. the trinity.
God has multiple "aspects", being God the Father, God the Son, and (in most canon) God the Holy Spirit. They're all still God, but different parts of the same deity. Jesus was God the Son in the body of a man, but after resurrection he returned to the Godhead.
>Non-/co/ related threads are slowly driving anon crazy
>one of these days he will break
>soon enough the world will have a real life Joker
He did it again you guys.
>all trinity doctrine isn't absolute heresy
>Watching some Buddha vs Jesus video when I was a stupid teenager
>Jesus resurrected his dead friend
>Buddha refused and taught a lesson about how everyone dies instead
>The guy that made the video decided Buddha's actions were better
Pretty dumb tbqh
Honestly Buddhism at its base (not necessarily all current branches of it, of course) is a religion that teaches you to be a dick. Becoming so detached from the world that you no longer care about anything. It's always strange to me that westerners adopted it as some sort of hippy "love everybody and stop fighting" religion when in reality that Christianity more than anything else.
>thousands of years of church studies, philosophy and doctrine are heresy
Jesus was a total puss.
1.Jesus could hardly even carry a 100lb cross.
2.Spears and thorns punctured him.
3. Here couldn't fly but supposedly walked on water.
4. Took THREE FUCKING DAYS TO RESPAWN
One of Jesus' lesser talked about feats was knocking a platoon of Roman soldiers who came to arrest him flat on their asses just by introducing himself.
They asked him who he was and when he told them they literally just fell backwards.
Same event where he put that guy's ear back on his head after Peter went all sword-happy.
>Jesus was a total puss.
Not if he was a carpenter.
>1.Jesus could hardly even carry a 100lb cross.
After being beaten half to death by Roman soldiers.
>2.Spears and thorns punctured him.
He wasn't invulnerable.
>3. Here couldn't fly but supposedly walked on water.
He ascended into heaven after resurrection.
>4. Took THREE FUCKING DAYS TO RESPAWN
All part of the plan, friend. All part of the plan.