Would you eat them?

Never. Joys of living in Eastern Europe.

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>>79681238
I don't like the flavor

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>>79681259
Why not, mr. Kent? Just one bite

>>79681259
Damn Clark, you won't eat Kryponitos, you hate my red solar lamp, you flinched at that Magic Show we went to for Jimmy's Birthday, is there anything you enjoy?

Now I'm just imagining Metallo shoving a bunch of Doritos in his chest and doing an evil laugh

Doesn't kryptonite give people cancer? Why would a smart American like myself eat something that would give me cancer?

>>79681288
>Red solar radiation lamp

Too dangerous, instant cancer

>Magic show

Too boring, what was the magicians name again? Mr Micks Yespitlik?

>>79681297
>Smart
>American

If you're so smart, why haven't you nuked Gotham?

>>79681297
don't you want to grow strong like luthor?

>>79681374
A strong head of hair like his? I'm good

>>79681297
Everything gives you cancer, man.

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>>79681238
What kind of idiot wouldn't eat the best flavor?!

>>79681238
Doritos are my one weakness.

>>79681238
Órale

>>79681345
We wanted to but that bleeding heart Bruce Wayne threw a fit and wouldn't let us. I'm glad I live in Central City tbqh.

>>79682982
Your hero is a fag

Where's "Dead Rich Parents" flavor?

>>79681325
>what was the magicians name again?

Chipps Cooney

>>79681290
Kek

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>>79682991
Salty Gothamfag get out.

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>>79684062
At least the Batman doesn't wear fingerless gloves.

>>79684113
How would you know? Nobody's ever seen him.

>>79684194
He would leave fingerprints everywhere, duh.

>>79681238
Yes.

I say the prayers of the dorito pope and indulge in the goodness.

>>79681238
Ew dude
I like Doritos but I couldn't bring myself to do that.

>>79681238
I can't believe they decided to associate their chips with something that is poisonous

>>79681238
Oh, so, new Peridot art huh?

>>79681259
>>79681285
B O Y S
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>>79681249
Yea, not having anything to eat but potatoes must be great.

>>79681259
Is it because you're superman?

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>>79685765
>Clark Kent
>Superman

>>79685821
Think about it. We never see him and superman together. He always disappears when something bad happens. He looks like superman only wearing glasses. He's superman I tells ya!

>>79681238
now i realize that it says "jalapeño flavor"

>>79686594
>Superman's weakness is Mexicans

Those are gonna make your poop green...or is it blue? I don't remember.

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>>79685978

The man is too busy meeting random off the street.

>>79685978
We never see your mom and Superman together either, is your mom Superman?

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>>79685978
you are crazy as a goat, bro

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>>79685978
>We never see him and superman together
Suuuuuuuuuure we don't

>>79681345
We did declare it as No Man's Land, but some asshole in a bat suit fixed it up.

>>79687244
Actually, it was Luthor, the man you most likely voted for as President.

>>79681238
i dont want kryptonite poisoning so no

>>79685978
Of course we see Superman and Clark together. It's just very rare. You rarely see Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel together, does that make Katy the same person as Zooey?

>>79681238
absofuckinglutely. are these out there???

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>>79681238

>>79686667
>>79687097
Obviously some sort of trick.

Ok, explain how Clark Kent has never been to the doctor to get a physical? Why is it that superman and Clark Kent arrived in metropilis at the same time?

>>79686654
We never see your mom and dad together either. Are they Superman?

My shit will probably come out green, so no.

>>79688174
>Ok, explain how Clark Kent has never been to the doctor to get a physical?

How the fuck do you have this information?

>>79689543
Anon is a stalker, we must tell Superman.

>>79688174
>>79689543
Medical records are confidential, bro.
Clark is a reporter, and reporters don't usually save the day.

Many people move everyday to new cities, does that make them all the same person?

>>79686612
but zooperman was mexican once

>>79689671
Maybe that's why Mexico is in such shit shape.