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Say something mean about him.
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He has resting bitch face.
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He'll be dead at the end of the movie.
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He's shaped like the Canada of chips: Doritos.
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>>79671903
Any superhuman could beat him up.
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He chose the wrong side
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>>79671903
He's too handsome
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>>79671903
mmno fuck you
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He's white
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Everything special about him came out of a bottle.
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>>79671903
he's not superman
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Honestly, he's too boyish to be Cap
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>>79671903
He doesn't get naked often enough.
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He's a cis white male.
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>>79671903
I hate his stupid sideburns and hair but I don't know why.
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>>79672389
this desu.

hes the only major character in the marvel universe i really like, but he'll never be Superman.
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>>79671903
He's a virgin. A wizard by now even.
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>>79671903
His titties aren't as nice as Peggys.
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>>79671903
He doesn't have enough good porn.
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>>79672701
No one's titties are
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>>79671903
His teeth are too perfect. It's kind of creepy.
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>>79671903
SJW !!!
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>>79672762
Evans dad is a dentist.
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>>79672701
Imagine if they had a daughter.
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>>79672641
Of course not. Cap isn't a murderer.
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>>79671996
>>79672513
these
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>>79671903
>>79672546

This honestly. His hair I could tolerate, but his sideburns were dumb. They were too long.
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>>79672827
This is bait, and i want to bite anyway, but im not going to.
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He defends an inferior universe
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>>79677098
would cap be green or blue?
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>>79671903

He has an inferiority complex next to Iron Man
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>>79672827

But he is. You see him kill that cunt at the start of AoU with a kick to the neck
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>>79677117

He would be Indigo
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>>79677205
...do you know what qualifies you for indigo?

hint: it's not having compassion.
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>>79672546
>>79673280
>not liking sideburns
>literally the best facial hair
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He failed to bed Peggy and failed to save Bucky and never saw his war out to the end.
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>>79677221

He sure looks compassionate kicking the shit out of Iron-Man
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>>79677273
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>>79671903

He crashed a plane he was in full control of in an area that was completely devoid of human life, Instead of at least trying to take it down safely
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>>79671903
I want to beat his cock until it cums, against his will
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>>79672641
>>79672389
He doesn't need to be
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>>79677302


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>>79677098
It's easy to defend a place where everyone sucks your dick constantly. Captain America does it for free because it's the right thing to do.
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>>79677289
What was the answer? I don't remember shit about New 52 GL before Volthoom appeared as a glowing transdimensional astronaut.
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>>79677521
I can't remember.

maybe the guardians going batshit? the blackest night?
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>>79671903
His physical and emotional beauty is too intimidating.
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>>79672789
[CONGESTED NERD VOICE]: uuuuhhh you mean he WAS a dentist, he died before the first Captain America movie, if you even bothered to pay attention to the flashback scenes in Winter Soldier you'd know that
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>>79671959
FUCK YOU MAN FOR DISSING BOTH DORITOS AND CANADA WE WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP
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>>79671903
That perfect human specimen.

He's in my head
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>>79677840
His sweat smells like cinnamon

Goddammit!
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>>79677801
>implying doritos aren't the best chips
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>>79671903
His suit looked like shit in Avengers

they made him look like the gullible goodie-goodie and then he acted like a whiny faggot when he found out Fury was lying to them

And that suit was just the worst
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>>79671903
his bf is ugly
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>>79671903
His behavior in the Avengers vs Thunderbolts crossover was fucking inexcusable.
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He's white
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>>79677966
Tony pls
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>>79671903
his pecks are too righteous
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>>79672535
Something negative. Not the most positive amazing thing since the dawn of time
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>>79678770
You better check your privilege, shitlord.
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He's not as disgustingly handsome as Cavill Supes.
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>>79677801
>Canada a threat

Lol are you serious? You guys are a bunch of LOL 420 BLAZE IT FAGGITS who elected pretty boy faggot who's taking you deeper into the recession.
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>>79671903
He's Marvel's Superman. Bland as fuck and too much of a boyscout. Boring.

Even worse is he doesn't even have cool alien bullshit to work with. He's literally just some dumb soldier.
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>>79671903
His left ear sits lower than his right.
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literally

a

95

year

old

V I R G I N
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>>79681231
>tfw doing better than Cap
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>>79677800
Evans' real dad is a dentist
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