>not liking sideburns
>literally the best facial hair
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[CONGESTED NERD VOICE]: uuuuhhh you mean he WAS a dentist, he died before the first Captain America movie, if you even bothered to pay attention to the flashback scenes in Winter Soldier you'd know that
His suit looked like shit in Avengers
they made him look like the gullible goodie-goodie and then he acted like a whiny faggot when he found out Fury was lying to them
And that suit was just the worst
He's Marvel's Superman. Bland as fuck and too much of a boyscout. Boring.
Even worse is he doesn't even have cool alien bullshit to work with. He's literally just some dumb soldier.