Face front, true believers! The Captain has made her return and oh, how mighty it is. It’s a bold new frontier for Carol Danvers as she soars to new heights in her greatest mission yet—leader of the all-new Alpha Flight space program. Yup, Alpha Flight. As earth’s first line of defense, Carol and her team aim to protect the planet from extraterrestrial threats. But can Carol be a soldier and a diplomat? Especially when an unknown enemy emerges that Carol can’t quite punch. The superstar team behind Marvel’s Agent Carter television series, Tara Butters and Michele Fazekas, make their comics debut alongside the awesomely-talented Kris Anka
so how many number 1s has this iteration of Carol been through already? I had to remember this isn't the issue where she just flies back in time for no reason after taking Captain Marvel's name
2 if count secret wars tie in 3 in total.
4 with secret wars tie in mini.
Marvel is really, reaaaaally desperate to make her their Wonder Woman, no matter how unnaturally they have to force it. So they figure if they keep restarting her story with a whacky new gimmick eventually it'll stick.
when I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.
By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.
When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.
I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actally hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.
It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over face and chest.
Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick and tossed it to her.
I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of highschool kids did it.
When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.
...god I’m fucked up.
Kinda enjoyed this. No cutesy BFF chatter. No alien cat. She's actually involved in action and conflict scenes by design instead of an accidental aside. Kinda short on the whole SJW writing style at all, actually, and it's much better for it.
Been on the job for a few days and she's already gone full Sisko and locked up one alien race (plus has to deal with the angry Shiar in Ultimates); somehow has annoyed Brand; the team's solved a mystery; and is in charge of Earth's first proper space defence force - and it's a good fit.
Solid start from Fazekas and Butters - Agent Carter's season 2 opener wasn't too bad either. Just wish Anka knew what T&A means.
SWORD appears to have been replaced by an actual functioning unit, that has the gear and equipment necessary to carry out the mission of defending the Earth.
Wish Rocket had been there as armament consultant instead of just looting Carol's supply room.
Like that Anka's drawing her with a muscular build. Harkens back to last decade.
>instead of just looting Carol's supply room.
30min later and I finally realise I could have worded that better.
Reverse traps are the best fetish, pleb.
>250km above the Earth's surface
>tfw her comic has sold consistently worse than Moon Knight
Why do they keep pushing her again? The people they're targeting this comic at don't actually read comic books.