Uncanny X-Men storytime 002

>>79154247
>that old lady
Remember how Land's Kavita Rao is hawt MILF instead of old-timer?

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>>79154247
Hey it's Sue!

...That's Sue Storm right?

>>79154220
art is bleh, but I like how the comic is self-aware

>>79154302
>Ctrl+C sublime3.jpeg
>Ctrl+V

>>79154310
>darkness
>duct tape
oh, you're one of them

>>79154391
>you're as DANGEROUS behind the wheel as you are in a fight.
Cringe.

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Another white mage down.

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And that's it for this month folks. Hope you all enjoyed

sad, but poetic
he died just like his girlfriend
I hope that they're together in the mutie heaven, where no mist can touch them

>>79154639
>he died just like his girlfriend
Who's that? Never read young X-Men titles.

>>79154360
>mutants are getting gassed to death
Yeah, I can see why Mags might have some issues with that.

>>79154310
>posting a camrip of two comics during a storytime

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>>79154744
This better?

>>79154411
Kek, this is a great page. If only Land wasn't on art, since this is clearly the best current X-book writing wise.

>>79154696
long story. I can't post the page now.

>>79154380
Isn't Elixir dead?

>>79154872
Got back during Wolverines.

>>79154872
he got better. you know how it is with muties

>>79154881
He died in the Death of Wolverine

Came back in Bendis' All New X-Men as a part of the Utopians

>>79154612
I'd be madder about this were it not for the fact that they already killed him in Wolverines and the only reason he's alive to be killed off again is that Bendis doesn't care about continuity.

>>79154897
Ah. I figured he was dead since I don't remember seeing him since Necrosha.

>>79154897
ah, the utopians, another thing that no one will ever mention again

>>79154411
>gunpowder
I thought Cable specialized in energy weapons?

>>79154884
Well apparently he's dead again now.
I swear, between dying, coming back from the dead, and dying again, and their general adtitudes towards Time Travel, Marvel shouldn't have to go with the racism angle for why they're hated, their actions are proof enough.

>>79154965
Yeah. Deadpool is one with regular guns.

>>79154973
>Marvel shouldn't have to go with the racism angle for why they're hated
Sublime.jpeg

>>79154993
fuck off morrisonfag. go suck his cock somewhere else

the real reason why mutants are hated is
Shadow King

>>79154973
oh sure, when jesus comes back from the dead it's a miracle, when a mutant comes back from the dead suddenly it's a crime against nature

>>79154993
They don't even have to do that.
One thing I almost enjoyed about Bendis's X-Men was that Maria Hill hated the X-Men, because whenever she dealt with them, there was always something fucked up they were doing, like starting a war with future versions of themselves.

>>79155033
jesus was a mutant

>>79155034
don't respond to memester

>>79155034
She only wanted to sex Cyclops and she didn't know how to tell him that.

>>79155033
Jesus did it once, and he was one guy.
We had an entire country full of mutants who came back to life, and I lost count of how many times that redheaded slut came back from the dead.

>>79154360
>Meh, he was going to die anyway, so it doesn't matter that I got him killed faster.

Magneto has been pretty repulsive lately. What's the logic in getting the few remaining mutants killed, especially since his whole stick has been mutant supremacy?

>>79155134
seriously, mutants are scary

also, keep in mind that somewhere Franklin Richards is rebuilding the multiverse

>>79155134
he also raised the dead several times

>>79155144
If Xavier is a jerk, then Magneto is a dick

>>79155144
>I finally see, Charles. Your Dream is good!
>lolnope, I'll kill humans, mutants and Inhumans alike

>>79155184
absolute madman

>the only healer alive is Bendis shitty oc

I didnt know Bunn was team Bendis

>>79154612
What in the fuck. God damn it. He was the best New Mutant. R.I.P.

>>79155317
You're either team bendis or you're team unemployment

>>79155319
all of them were cool.

>>79155377
>anole is only relevant new x-men
Meh

>>79155398
I assume that you don't like Rockslide

>>79155398
And he'll become Bobby's gay student in gayness.

Man, if only the art was better...

>>79155398
Even Pixie's disappeared
Glob Herman seems to be replacing Rockslide as the comedic relief

Who'd have thought Anole would be the only one left standing

>>79154949
What was it about?

>>79155708
Nothing. Like everything written by bendis.

But if you want to know. For some retarded reasons, some mutants decided to live on what remained of Utopia, including a multi-millionaire lesbian nicknamed Karma. And because karma is a bitch, they got discovered by Shield. O5 helped them move away safely from utopia into the real world

>>79154288
Man, all of this artist's women have the same face, even fucking Mystique

>>79155757
Land believes in equality and is against racial stereotypes, thus all of his women look the same, despite the race differences.

>>79155802
Everyone is transracial.

>>79155837
And a taxidermist

>>79154965
He specializes in pouches, I'm sure one of them has gun powder for any probable what if? scenario.

>>79155740
I don't blame Bendis for not remembering the shitty storyline where Karma's never before mentioned millionaire half sister hired the Marauders, kidnapped Karma, and the X-men didn't bother trying to look for Karma and instead just went to Northstar's impromptu wedding, and then the half sister died and for some reason left her money and business to Karma

>>79154965
>energy weapons?
that's where the old spice scent comes from. Gunpowder is his perfume.
>>79155144
what else can the writers do when they have to write a story but the main part of the plot involving their characters has already been decided and they can't solve it?

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>>79154247

>>79155867
I don't blame Bendis either. I blame his parents for conceiving him. Bendis whole bio is worth 1000 condom commercials.

>>79155319
he's an omega lelev healer. He'll get better

>>79155909
Hopefully

Plus Triage's power is to literally bring back the dead. He's done it like 4 times already

>>79154333
Thank God his hair's back.

>>79155980
16 months is enough time to grow any hair

>>79155888
I wonder where he traced that from.

>>79155757
Is this really your first Land comic?
Oh well. At least he'll leave after 5 issues. At least for a bit.

>>79156146
airplane safety bulletin?

>>79154920
I should be numb to the NXM getting shit on at this point but no, it still makes me mad every time it happens.

>>79154417
Bunn isn't the most amazing of writers. It becomes especially apparent now that he has to work against Land instead of with Walta.

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>>79154602
>psynapse
Fighter of Synapse?

>>79154949
Thank god. Boom Boom and Karma being evil (I think?) and hanging around Masque was retarded. that needs to be forgotten.

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>>79154566
Spooky.

>>79154411
>creating entire organs from nothing
yay, Bunn knows his shit
>>79154504
>I feel like I've only scratched the surface of what I can do
oh, he just read Wikipedia.
His power should already be absolute.
>>79154589
>healing multiple people without contact
Huh, nevermind. Maybe he knew his shit all along.

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>>79155896
Pff. what?

>>79154602
>>79154612
Damn it. Again?

>>79154220
>>79154262
I don't know why Mystique has decided that her costume needs more cleavage but God bless her for it.

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>>79154696
I'll post it in a way that you can properly appreciate it.

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>>79156934

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>>79156952

>>79156966
jesus christ

>>79154612
That the second time in six months

>>79156966
Yikes.

Would anyone be able to storytime the first issue of this?

>>79157031
Check the desu archive.

>>79155134
>and I lost count of how many times that redheaded slut came back from the dead.
Exactly. Ehr... zero. Jean Grey came zero times back to life.
She didn't die the first time, only actually died once and has been dead ever since. Teen Jean don't count.

>>79156794
We will never know since elixir is dead and no teen x-men comic is going to come out ever again

>>79157311
>no teen x-men comic is going to come out ever again
But anon, that's what All-new X-men is for.

>>79157058
not seeing it

>>79157368
Something Bendis created that sucks, an editorial mandate kid for the apocalypse wars and a girl that was the gf and is only there for drama if the leaks about Quentin Quire happend to be true

>>79154259
Well you do have to admire her shapely behind...

>>79157541
it's nice

>>79154262
I really want to like this book but

>I need to report some workplace violence.

shit like that is ruining it.

>>79154792
It's better than the art in Extraordinary at least. I really like the way M looks, it's too bad Mystique has the same fucking face.

>>79154920
But Bendis didn't write this

>>79154602
>Wolverine opens the school to keep the kids from dying

>They stop dying,

>scotts turn evil, desert or get killed

>Storm takes over when wolverine dies

>Kids start dying again, and may even go evil

Wolverine was Right

>>79159584
Buh-buh-but I don't care. Fuck Bendis

>>79159676
Wolverine was Bub

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>>79159676
>Wolverine opens the school to keep the kids from dying
>>79156966
>>79156966
>>79156966
>>79156966
>>79156966

>>79159927
Face it tiger, you hit the jackpot

>>79159584
Bendis wrote the comic where he reappeared alive with no explanation how he came back 6 months after he had been killed.

>>79159927
>
I can't read shit with your low levl scan.

But considering putting hope in combat situations was retarded, and how zero turne dout from that mess you didn't prove any thing

None of the X-kids died while wolverine was running the school

>>79160050
Well, you can't say that he didn't try hard enough, what with danger room toilets and casual savage land visits

>>79160050
Broo got shot in the brain

Im just wating for fantomex. Hes fun. Had hopes, that this uncanny x men will be kinda uncanny x force (psylocke, archangel, fantomex), but im dissapointed in the 2 first chapters.

>>79160234

Fantomex is fucking boring

He's basically a deadpool without the lolrandumb

Having Sabretooth and Death Angel basically captures 100% of the functionality of Fantomex

>>79160174
He didn't die

>>79160117
Training anon. just cause he wasn't gonna risk their lives in fights they shouldn't be in dosen't mean he's not gonna train them

>>79160280
Bullshit dude. Fantomex is more ironic then DP and i dont know how much ST and AA you see in Fantomex.

>>79160335

Psylocke and M have the snarky irony bit down.

Like I said Fantomex is redundant

>>79160304
>He didn't die
Primal also got shot on school grounds. He also didn't die, but at this point the fact that no one died was more up to shitty marksmenship than the school offering any sort of protection.

He was just lucky to start his school when the purifiers had already been beaten and scattered after Second Coming.

But let's face it, the whole narrative is kind of skewed, because while Gillen actually tried to write Scott's side in earnest, Aaron just wrote lol-so-wacky hijinks for the entire run.
There was no actual book that actually represented his side of the Schism properly.

>>79160430

WatXM was a trainwreck. I don't mind wacky hijinx but not as 1/2 of your main team books.

Aaron like Bendis should never ever be let anywhere near a team book ever again.

>>79160407
M is annoying, magneto is just on this team, because marvel wants a series with him, sabretooth is more wolverine then the all new all different wolverine. Psylocke, fantomex and archangel got some big backstories in uncanny x force 1 and 2, also in cables X force, so i can understand at least that.

>>79160495
>WatXM was a trainwreck. I don't mind wacky hijinx but not as 1/2 of your main team books.
I gave that book a shot. I noticed it was trying to be a humor book, but it didn't make me laugh even once during its first issue.
Then his Artemis Fowl expies showed up and identified as the new Hellfire Club and I was just fucking done right away.

>Aaron like Bendis should never ever be let anywhere near a team book ever again.
He did about as much damage to the franchise as Bendis. His legacy to the franchise are the two worst X-Men events ever and I can't even remember how much he was involved in AvX.
So maybe it was even a straight-up hattrick of terrible events.

>>79160497
>magneto is just on this team, because marvel wants a series with him
the author said in interviews he wanted to resist the urge to just make this book Magneto and friends, after he just wrote an entire run about him.
I doubt that will last though.

>>79160707

Honestly other than his Thor run which has been decent if unspectacular I've never really loved Aaron's Marvel work.

Wolverine was completely fanboyed
WatXM was bad and not even funny
Hulk was an abortion of badness

Personally I'd like Aaron to go away but that would probably just leave more room for Hopeless

>>79161040
You never read his Ghost Rider? I think it's his best Marvel work, followed by the Astonishing Spider-man and Wolverine mini.

>>79161089

Honestly ever since his 90s series Ghost Rider has kinda bored me as a comic. You are right I should probably give it a read but honestly character I barely care about plus writer I generally dislike is not a recipe for success.

How does it make you feel that Triage was been chosen over Elixir by Marvel?

this book and Hopeless new x-men are good.
Only Lemires book isnt.
An improvement from Bendis.

>>79162484
I'm waiting for the end of the arc

Hopefully Elixir comes back. Or Triage dies too

>>79155888
That thumb-man is jerking off behind that cubicle

>>79155144
>Magneto has been pretty repulsive lately

well, sometimes magnets attract, other times...

>>79154577
>SH-SHOCK!

The sound effect stuttered?

>>79157522
Idle and Evan have such a small role in ANXM it took four issues to explain to new readers what they do.

>>79154612
Fucking again?
First they ditch him on a shitty fucking island for years.
Then they bring him back only to have him murdered.
Then they bring him back only to durdle around and do fucking nothing with him.
And now they kill him again?

Either they'll bring him back... Or they won't.
Either way, Marvel's been dead to me for a while.

>>79163654
He'll be back