>enter quarantined zone >see this >what do

Jizz on her without her noticing.

>>79148035
Tug on he pigtails and call her a bitch aping Debbie Harry's style.

Stick it in

>>79148045
Good man.

Claim refugee status and do whatever you want

>>79148035
Shove it in.

>>79148035
Walk on the other side of the street and hope they don't see you because they're well known murderous psycopaths in full costume

>>79148045
She hears you fapping. Baseball bat to the junk.

>>79148069
>>79148109
Do you really want to be where Mista J has been? Even if you did - baseball bat to the temple. You're lueky if you wake up with only a cracked skull.

>>79148136
Congrats, you probably get away unscathed.

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>>79148035
(^;

>>79148035
Hug her leg, never let go.

>>79148290
Cool, I get some stitches and got to say I fucked Harley.

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>>79148035
Rape

>>79148360
And like current Joker, Family Guy is not funny at all.

>>79148360
Leto confirmed for Suicide ______.

>>79148360
Dude's a freak.

Raping supervillains is bad? Would that be frowned upon?

I want to see the outrage over this please

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>>79148035
i-is margot a futa?

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>>79148360
is this fake?

who cares, its hilarious

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>>79148533
Supervills are people too.

>>79148035
headbutt

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>>79148360
>>79148610

Holy shit I want this to be real so badly

>>79148035
enter the quarantined zone

>>79148578

There's to bulge or anything, why would you think that?

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>>79148610
Please continue

>>79148035
I ask her to pee on my face.

>>79148360
>>79148610
This movie's a fucking crazy train with no brakes.

Don't stick your dick in crazy, anons.

The temptation is strong but don't do it.

>>79148817
It's okay to do it once as long as you use the experience to learn never to do it again.

It's just so damn easy.

>>79148610
>>79148360
I'm feeling very uncomfortable reading this.
Just a great unease in my chest and stiffness in all my joints.

>>79148836
What about with a different crazy?
I realize it's still a gamble, but a different sort.

>>79148869
There's a specific kind of "crazy" people refer to when they use the "don't stick" line. It's not a gamble. It's going to end and it's going to be nasty. And it will have lasting effects on you, from within or outside.
REALLY insane people are a different bag. Compare to people with disabilities. You're on your own.

>>79148035
How is it physically possible to have so little ass?

/tv/'s fridge meme really was accurate

In 2015 during the filming for 'Suicide Squad' Jared Leto (whose role involved playing intelligent, nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humor criminal 'The Joker') was surfing with co-stars when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. As his co-stars rushed to help, Leto held out an arm infront of them, stopping them and was reported saying by Margot Robbie (who played the character Harley Quinn in the film) "The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life". The crew, dumbfounded, proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. He was later spotted outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and shouting MOM'S GONNA FREAK

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ohhh noooo

>>79149088
In October 2015, Jared Leto met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then came up to daughter of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the frightened girl. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Leto became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.

>>79149206

Recently, on December 6th 2015, Jared Leto was caught trying to shoplift six bras from a Glenwood shopping district. After laughing "maniacally" Mr. Leto was caught two blocks away with a half-bottle of whiskey. In the hedges.

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>>79149206
Fuck, should have been about the paris attacks instead. Oh well.

I saw Jared Leto at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>79148836
>See QT girl in class
>Look down and notice her arms are covered in scars
>They just make her hotter because I begin idealizing rescuing her and taking away her pain
>Catch myself and realize that's retarded

Dodged a bullet. Not that the gun was even aimed at me in the first place.

>>79148035
Join my fellow refugees in the cultural enrichment process

When asked about Jared Leto's portrayal of the Joker in the much anticipated Suicide Squad, David Ayer had this to say:

>He really embodied the role, so much that he became The Joker. One time we were filming, and I said "cut." Despite the fact that I said "cut," Leto refused to break character. He simply said "I am the real actual Joker from the comics and I have done many bad things like killing people and I laugh like this: HAHAHAHA."
>To tell the truth, I was a little scared. Everybody on set was. You can tell Leto really researched his character, because he then said to me, "If you keep on not believing I am the real actual Joker from the comics old man I will do to you what I did to Barbara Gordon in that really obscure Joker comic I read where he shoots her and she stops walking and then I will just laugh about it: HAHAHAHA the bad things are funny."

>>79148035
Imagine being Will in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Margot Robbie, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your flabby body and pathetic looking flat ass. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Will Smith and not only stand in that scene while Margot Robbie flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her disgusting face and leathery skin, and just stand there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that pose. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's GOT IT and DAMN, MARGOT ROBBIE LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Philly. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you stand there and endure, because you're fucking Will. You're not going to lose your future acting career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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>>79148360
Fucking christ I'm dying
This is retarded.

>>79149490
Yes, anon, we totally believe that you wouldn't let her fuck you in a universe where that were even a remote possibility.

>>79148035
shove my Mr.J up there

>>79149372
Lel there wasn't even a gun in your case since she only fucks guys who aren't complete faggots

>>79149314
/tv/ pasta, but i still laughed.

>>79148035
make her do more squats

>>79149552
Yes, anon, that was essentially the joke I made in the spoiler-tagged part, but thanks for rephrasing it.

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>>79148045
She didn't hear you.

He did.

Surprised that more people aren't bitching about them clearly going with the "Vat origin" for Harley

>>79148035

Invisible ass.