>>79145186 I wish the power to grant my own wishes without being turned into a genie. I wish the genie to become a good, non-malevolent person (if it's an evil genie, or in case it's pretending to be a good one). I wish the genie freedom.
obviously the first wish would be for infinite wishes so that takes away my limit my next wish would be to have the power of time and space (also flight and invulnerability) after that there's really no point in a wish system since i'd have the power to do whatever I wanted but i'd keep the genie around as a slave after turning it into a sexy woman of course i'd also probably raise the dead for kicks and maybe some ice cream cake MAYBE
>>79145541 You get $1 because see below Done. Although they are all have temperature of at least 1000 Kelvins because this is how demons are Everyone including you are now dead and thus incapable of fighting
>I wish for the full power set of the original parallax with full knowledge on how to use his powers with a similar energy source as Alan Scott with full control >Second I wish for eternal youth >Finally I wish for the ability to make my will come into existence with conjuction of my parallax power I'm now the ultimate space wizard God
>>79145777 I wish people like you would get cancer and have to suffer through it much longer than most people who get cancer. >>79145572 >>79145541 I wish people who have never had sex with a real girl in their lives would stop wishing to have sex with their "waifus" or "demon girls". It's not that hard to get laid guys... >>79145186 I wish he was still alive...
I wish for all possible scientific knowledge to be available to everyone, including stuff that hasn't yet been discovered. I wish for a universe-wide end to all involuntary suffering (no one can die or get hurt unless they want it). I wish for the universe and its resources to last for as long as they're needed.
>>79145473 The genie, now a good person with powers freed from the shackles of servitude, removes your powers, for what good person would allow someone with no scruples about rewriting people's minds to have the power to grant themselves wishes if it was within their power to stop them?
>>79145186 I wish the SJW's had never touched anything TV, cartoon & comics of any kind. I wish for any series to not get cancelled, due to shitty marketing. Or just not giving a fuck as to what the viewers want. But if it gets stale or jumps the shark: wrap it up with a good ending.
I wish for a instant voice modifier software. Where anyone can sound like anyone. Dead or alive. Still want Mako to voice as the great Aku? Mel Blanc as Bugs Bunny? Tim Curry as Nigel Thornberry? Now it's possible. Just hire a homeless man to read the lines onto a mic & pay him with $3.50 and bottle of schnapps.
First and only wish: The genie's freedom with no drawbacks and no costs/switching places required.
While it seems like you'd want to wish for protection before letting it loose, it seems to me like any imposed rules through wishes wouldn't mean jack shit once it was free. You could wish for it to not be a cunt to you before setting it loose, but then if it's truly, 100% free, it'll have free will and thus be able to still fuck you over.
Besides, from a purely-mercenary standpoint, it offers big potential benefits to overwhelm the genie with kindness. Having your first and only request be freedom for the genie seems like it'd win you big selflessness points and a huge amount of gratitude, even more so than setting it loose after two other wishes. And, if the genie in question is nice, they might just offer to help you out and/or be friends with you in gratitude for being released, again especially if you wasted no time breaking their shackles.
However, if they're a jerk and you're fast enough about it, they might be stunned too quickly to decide upon how to fuck you over for their own amusement, and wind up running for the hills to enjoy their new freedom/change their minds and be friendly instead.
A genie who's both completely-free and considers you a good friend is a powerful ally to have, especially if the genie in question is willing to keep working "off the clock" as a favor and/or is a bit frisky depending on if it's the gender you're into (or even has a defined gender it cares to maintain, could just become whatever technically if it's fine with that).
>>79145186 I wish everytime I died the entire universe would reset to a different existence and I will be reincarnated as a good looking dude/woman of any race and intelligence but not at the idiot level.
>>79146095 You are reduced forever to the mind and body of an infant. Forever young. You are forever durable. Your body will never deteriorate. After a millennia passes, you will have a millennia worth of incomprehensible infant knowledge in your head.
>>79145186 I wish for the ability to voluntarily undo any wish at any point, even from beyond the grave. I wish for you to grant the intent behind my wishes rather thsn the literal meaning. I wish for a device that will grant me infinite wishes at my command.
>>79145609 You are granted more wishes by the genie. After wishing for two sandwiches, the genie informs you that you are out of wishes. You wished for more wishes, so he increased your total wishes allowed by one.
>>79146222 >Having your first and only request be freedom for the genie seems like it'd win you big selflessness points and a huge amount of gratitude, even more so than setting it loose after two other wishes. Agreed. In fact, I would go so far as to say that if you used the first two wishes for selfish means, you might not even be wise in freeing the genie after, as the fact that you exploited them at first would put a serious damper on your relationship with a now uninhibited genie. Freeing them on the first wish on the other hand, is going to send a clear message, and probably pay off bigger down the line, assuming they're not a complete jackass.
>>79145186 I wish for the talent and drive to make the comic I want. I wish for a cure for multiple sclerosis that repaired the damage already done. It's for my mom. I wish for the genie to be free so long as he/she is good.
>>79145770 The universe becomes filled with infinite broadcasting studios broadcasting infinite channels. All energy in the universe is consumed in an instant. The universe ends, not with a bang, but with dead air.
>>79146392 >I wish I was undeniably handsome. doesn't mean people are attracted to you >I wish I was a magnificent artist. The only medium you use is poop sculpture >Genie, I wish you free Now bend over, I haven't been laid in over 10,000 years
I wish I could control relationships meaning I can make anyone like me or any chick want to fuck my brains out instantly, I can also make people hate eachother or even cause civil wars or possible global wars depending on my power. It is also not limited to humans meaning I could make animals kill people, I could enslave human beings, and do so many things with this power.
I wish I could give any human being any fetish I want, so I would give a bunch of girls an autistic shutin fetish.
>>79145186 Genie, I wish my close friends to be happy and resilient in the face of adversity. Genie, I wish humanity's goodness to overtake human greed and suffering. Genie, I wish to take your place as genie of the lamp[/Spooper] Treat me well, okay buddy?
>>79146617 >I wish the genie in question had the ability to fully understand my deepest dreams and wishes. Doesn't mean he'll grant the wishes the way you want them to be
>I wish to live in the perfect version of life, as according to the aforementioned dreams and wishes. You are now a dog whose only want in life is more treats and belly scratches You are also now overfed and die young while in the arms of your master, not comprehending your own impending death
>If the genie wants to be freed, I wish their freedom. thanks nerd
>>79146779 >I don't know how genie wishes work, I just say whatever because hurr durr, asshole genie. Not that anon, but not only is that wrong: Genies gave the first three wishes on good faith, but it's illogical because the genie has nothing to gain by being a dick and more to lose for being a dick. It's not only illogical, but dangerous. Like being that asshole that yells at a gunmen to shoot them if they're so tough.
>>79146933 >nothing to lose either Two asshole misinterpretations and they can wish your powers away. Two misinterpretations and they can wish you out of existence or so far away you're irrelevant to the rest of existence. You ever been to the end of time? You and your lamp are going to be there for the rest of your nonexistence. But do things right by them? Well, now they'll probably listen to your request for freedom. Being a dick here doesn't pay off.
>>79146865 >you have a tiny tiny dick I said no negative consequences >you have a cute new wardrobe, or rather, it would have been new 50 years ago but it's new to you Again I said no undesirable consequences >can't kill, sorry m8 Well you really should have because now I'm taking you to fucking judge judy for not honoring your end of the contractual obligation on the first two wishes.
>>79146898 >Yeah I gotta admit I dropped the ball putting New Jersey on there. Hell, begining of last year I saw on the news about how a security guard got arrested for having a gun unloaded locked in a box and the ammo in a separate locked box in the trunk. If you read the NJ gun laws it's almost impossible to not accidentally become a felon when transporting a gun outside your house, even for work. That's really fucking stupid, no wonder they have a massive deer problem. They can't do proper population control through hunting like the rest of us do.
>>79146998 >Two asshole misinterpretations and they can wish your powers away whose to say I wouldn't make that another asshole misinterpretation wish? who says I don't love being inside my lamp? you realize that the lamp isn't really just a lamp and I can make the inside as big as I want Also, even if you could be incredibly specific and wish me out of existence with an uncorruptable wish, why wouldn't you make an incredibly specific wish in the first place
>>79146946 >I wish I had Robin Williams instead of you. I'll give you a free wish you now have the corpse of Robin Williams
>>79147259 I am now a powerless, yet extremely gorgeous human female with a dick so tiny you can't even register it with scientific equipment, but I still have a vagina that is extremely good at what it does
>>79147418 Not even the ancient ones. Your evoking the very recent "Norm the genie" types, which are just sort of stupid. There's no story for them. Nothing interesting. No twist that made the person regret what they wished for. Just results faster than achievements for clearing the tutorial. It might as well just be "I grant your wish, but slap you with my genie dick afterward."
>Wish for all seven dragon balls >Use those to wish Robin Williams back to life >Spend several days deciding what I should do with the other two genie wishes and the second dragon wish >Probably end up wasting them on comics and video games
>>79147481 I'm just having fun, but if there was a moral to the genie doing all those twist wish things, it would be "wish for less selfish things" instead of wishing for your family not to have cancer, why not wish for a cure?
>It might as well just be "I grant your wish, but slap you with my genie dick afterward."
Now see, that'd actually be more interesting than any other "jerk genie" or "monkey's paw" stipulation being used in recent memory. Awful mishaps and consequences for not wording shit properly/wishing at all are one thing and a giant cop-out in most cases, but the simple cost of getting slapped with a face-full of magical, likely unnaturally-long and wide cock presents a tangible problem (assuming you're not into that).
Anyone can come up with ways to avoid or weasel out of wish consequences, but assuming the cockslap rule is final and immutable, there's no getting around a big faceful of mystical schlong at high speeds unless you're gay and will enjoy it. Even then, there's a chance the genie will catch on either after the first time or before you even make a wish, and just thrust a massive, disgusting, roast beef-esque vagina into your face instead.
>I wish to be a shapeshifter with perfect control over my powers. >I wish that mankind will invent and implement technology by the end of the year to halt and reverse all environmental damage around the world >I wish for humanity to prosper and expand out into space, forging peaceful relationships with any alien lifeforms it may encounter
Bam. I got one selfish wish TG fetish and two selfless ones, so I think that balances out the cosmic scale.
Ignoring the "wish for more wishes" fags, let's break this down.
First wish is easy, all purpose time manipulation, going back or forward in time, starting and stopping time, you get it. Not only is this incredibly practical, it also allows you to go back on a wish you might regret without having to be a faggot that wishes for more wishes.
The other two wishes don't particularly matter really. With time freeze you can steal however much money you want and never get caught, so that's not a worry. You can even retroactively break other rules by going back in time to fix any relationship mistakes or save people who are going to die. It's ridiculous how overpowered it is. Your other wishes do not matter, you can set your genie free after one wish.
1: I wish that I had the passion I had when I was younger. 2: I wish all of my friends were successful and happy. 3: (I can't make this wish because my passion is dead and I'm an alcoholic at this point)
1. To be effectively immortal, my death being something entirely at my own discretion, maybe with some sort of 'self destruct' sequence to enact. 2. To have access to a pocket dimension whose size/appearance is dependent upon my wants/needs, and whose entrance is something I can conjure at will, and from which I can exit to anywhere I desire as well. 3. Third wish gets saved for a rainy day, because with the first two at my disposal, there's not much else I couldn't attain on my own with enough time.
I wish I could learn the answer to any question I think of, whether they have to do with past/future events, or regarding information that is near impossible to find with research (such as other people's thoughts.)
That's the only wish i really want, so the others would be that I want to have the ability to compose amazing music and the ability to dance excellently, and then I can dance to my own theme music as I dig up buried treasure and cure cancer.
>>79145186 I wish I'd become accomplished regarding mental stability, (meaning free of depression, self-crippling hesitation and procrastination and able to pursue my goals fully and stop wasting time on pointless shit, all that. It'd also encompass being free of making retarded romantic choices out of fear and insecurity).
I wish for endless good fortune in trading (especially stocks), so my choices would always result in great profits (not so much the authorities would get suspicious) and I would never get shafted by my clients or accomplices.
I wish for the ability to heal, mind and body, both myself and others. This would encompass being able to keep myself looking (and being) young and fresh and healthy. It'd also encompass being able to sense tumors and such and sort of straighten the cells out. Not with a McGuffin artefact or anything, the power within me.
>>79145186 My wishes would not be /co/ related My wishes would be /pol/ related Many people would be shocked by my wishes Probably best that I don't have a genie, or super powers. I would be a super villain.
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