DC April 2016 Solicits: Real Edition

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MIDNIGHTER #11
Written by Steve Orlando, art and cover by ACO.

At last, it's the moment we've all been waiting for: Apollo returns! Midnighter's caught in the crossfire between the Suicide Squad and Spyral -- now he must team up with his ex to stop Henry Bendix from creating a monster!

32 pages, $2.99, in stores on April 6.

RIP GRAYSON

YOU HAD A GREAT RUN.

>>79131804
Apollo good

>>79131804
My husbando finally back. :,)

This is just a whole lot of "Nothing's happening until June."

That 8-part Superman story's going to lead into Kara's new book, right?

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SINESTRO #22
Written by CULLEN BUNN
Art and cover by BRAD WALKER and ANDREW HENNESSY
Variant cover by JOHN ROMITA, JR and KLAUS JANSON
On sale APRIL 27 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T
Retailers: This issue will ship with two covers. Please see the order form for details.
The Sinestro Corps has a new leader...and a new set of problems! As Soranik Natu takes control of the most powerful police force in the universe, she discovers that walking in her father’s footsteps is no easy feat! With her every decision being second-guessed by those who follow her, will she lose control of the Yellow Lanterns?

are they actively trying to fuck up the entire superman line
what the hell is this non stop crossover shit

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GREEN LANTERN #51
Written by ROBERT VENDITTI
Art and cover by RAFA SANDOVAL and JORDI TARRAGONA
Variant cover by JOHN ROMITA, JR. and KLAUS JANSON
On sale APRIL 6 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T
Retailers: This issue will ship with two covers. Please see the order form for details.
Who—or what—are the Gray Agents? They’re deadly and determined—and they’ve captured Trapper, Virgo and Darlene the ship in order to track down Hal. And that’s just the start of their campaign to set themselves up as the new law in the universe! Pity anyone who gets in their way. The first of a two-part story that will usher in a new era for Hal Jordan.

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>>79131752
>Darkseid War ending
Good riddance to a boring as fuck story.

>>79131831
Grayson is ending? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

>>79131804
>Henry Bendix
YES
E
S

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THE OMEGA MEN #11
Written by TOM KING
Art by BARNABY BAGENDA
Cover by TREVOR HUTCHISON
On sale APRIL 27 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T+
Crippled and desperate after their brutal defeat on Karna, the Citadel brings an all-out war to the Omega Men as the team attempts to unify all the worlds of Vega in a last stand against their conquerors.

>no SeeKing on Grayson

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>79131939
>Grayson is ending?
No, just a new creative team.

>>79131894
Did Parrahal man of Steel Sinestro. Again?

>>79131939
>YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Kill yourself tumblrite.

>>79131939
No Bitch Grayson, it got a new creative team

>>79131939
Get the fuck out.

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GREEN LANTERN CORPS: EDGE OF OBLIVION #4
Written by TOM TAYLOR
Art and cover by ETHAN VAN SCIVER
On sale APRIL 13 • 32 pg, FC, 4 of 6, $2.99 US • RATED T
Can Guy Gardner’s strike team fight back against the cruel Marniel and her zealots? Or will they be overwhelmed and imprisoned? You won’t want to miss what happens when Guy Gardner ends up in chains!

Ok somebody else post these now it sucks on a mobile

http://www.newsarama.com/27600-dc-comics-april-2016-solicitations.html

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DARK NIGHT: A TRUE BATMAN STORY HC
Written by PAUL DINI
Art and cover by EDUARDO RISSO
On sale JUNE 15 • 128 pg, FC, $22.99 US • MATURE READERS
The Caped Crusader has been the all-abiding icon of justice and authority for generations. But in this surprising original graphic novel, we see Batman in a new light—as the savior who helps a discouraged man recover from a brutal attack that left him unable to face the world.
In the 1990s, Eisner Award-winning writer Paul Dini had a flourishing career writing the hugely popular Batman: The Animated Series and Tiny Toon Adventures. Walking home one evening, he was jumped and viciously beaten within an inch of his life. His recovery process was arduous, hampered by the imagined antics of the villains he was writing for television including The Joker, Harley Quinn and the Penguin. But despite how bleak his circumstances were, or perhaps because of it, Dini also always imagined the Batman at his side during his darkest moments.
DARK NIGHT: A TRUE BATMAN STORY is the harrowing and eloquent autobiographical tale of Dini’s courageous struggle to overcome a truly desperate situation. It is a Batman story like none other and one that will truly resonate with fans. Art by the incredibly talented Eduardo Risso (100 BULLETS, DARK KNIGHT III: THE MASTER RACE).

>>79131939
shit taste all around.

>>79131977
>new creative team
WHY

Holy Shit, JRJR aka Old Ass Fucker is bringing the Cheesecake and shockingly decent artwork with these variants.

>>79132008
M-maybe it's just a fill-in?

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>>79132012

>>79131998
>vertigo
are the finally bringing back the magic side to vertigo

>>79131998
Looking forward to this

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TITANS HUNT #7
Written by SCOTT LOBDELL
Art by PAULO SIQUEIRA
Cover by ED BENES
Variant cover by JOHN ROMITA, JR. and SCOTT HANNA
On sale APRIL 20 • 32 pg, FC, 7 of 8, $3.99 US • RATED T
Retailers: This issue will ship with two covers. Please see the order form for details.
The Titans have found Mr. Twister...and that’s exactly what he wanted! As they deal with the danger he represents, it seems like someone else is hunting for the Titans...and that person is a deadly threat, too! Plus, a new Titan enters the fray!

>Harley Quinn
>Harley Quinn and Her Gang of Harleys
>Harley Quinn and the Suicide Squad April Fool's Special
>Harley's Little Black Book

WHO KEEP BUYING THIS SHIP?

>>79132031
Fuck fuck

grayson now written by two fucks i've never heard of
RIP was fun while it lasted
anybody think they'll do anything special for the 52nd issue of each title?

>>79132008
All good things must come to an end.

It's pretty obvious there will be some sort of a huge relaunch in June. All these inter-family crossovers and fill-ins, just like they did before New 52

>>79131995
That's a big Guy

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Written by Jackson Lanning and Collin Kelly, art by Carmine Di Giandomenico, cover by Mikel Janin, variant cover by John Romita Jr. and Danny Miki.

It's the ultimate spy showdown! Civil war has broken out at Spyral, with Dick Grayson stuck in the middle. When true allegiances are revealed, which agents will be left standing -- if any?

32 pages, $3.99, in stores on April 27.

>no SeeKing on Grayson
>Tomasi Superbook crossover

what the fuck this is the worst month

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RED HOOD/ARSENAL #11
Written by SCOTT LOBDELL
Art by JAVIER FERNANDEZ
Cover by LEONARDO MANCO
Variant cover by JOHN ROMITA, JR. and KLAUS JANSON
On sale APRIL 13 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T
Retailers: This issue will ship with two covers. Please see the order form for details.
Business is booming for Red Hood and Arsenal! With a major win in their column, Jason and Roy have finally gotten the respect they deserve—but what will “going legitimate” mean for Joker’s Daughter? Skeletons from the closet emerge in “Dancing with the Devil” part two!

Love the cover

>>79131965
No it's dead.

Also Tom King probably got a Marvel Exclusive.

>>79132023
>>79132008
>>79132075
>solicit describes it as Spyral ending arc
>new creative team
WELP HES GONE EXCLUSIVE
FUCK EVERYTHING

>>79132031
>Lobdell
>a new Titan enters the fray!
WELP THERE GOES ANY CHANCE OF GOOD CLASSIC TITANS

>>79131965
Oh. And here I thought something nice happened for once. On the upside, I guess I can continue to not buy any of DC's books. Save me some money.

>>79131977
>>79131988
>>79132003
>>79131975
Why do Grayson-fags get so whiny when someone dares talk shit about their shitty husbando? It's kinda sad, really.

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NEW SUICIDE SQUAD #19
Written by TIM SEELEY
Art and cover by JUAN FERREYRA
On sale APRIL 6 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T+
The Suicide Squad’s freedom proves to be short-lived when their liberators are revealed to be none other than the Fist of Cain, the insane, ultra-violent death cult for whom murdering famous super-villains would be a thrilling path to glory. Harley Quinn and Deadshot fight for their lives while Amanda Waller and Captain Boomerang decide whether they even want to save these most bitter rivals!

>>79132031
>Grayson back as Nightwing
fack

>>79132078

No, next month is the worst month, because all your favorite books get cancelled.

>>79132031
Holy fuck why?????

When they change author of flash? this is total shit

>>79132075
P-please be just a filler issue...

Surely they wouldn't be kicked off right at the end or in the middle of their story...

King is just preparing to take over GL is all! He needs more time to write and Seeley has NSS now... yes, that's it...

But really are they just gonna relaunch it as Nightwing later because gross

>>79132086
But why no Seeley?

>>79132031
>Abnett off Titans Hunt
>LOBDELL OF ALL FUCKING PEOPLE
I hate everything

>>79132090
Because Bitch Grayson, whenever you enter a thread the first thing you do is shit on Grayson. Its quite a bit of dedication

>>79132069
For you

>reading DC Comics
>supporting DC comics
>the same company that said Pakistan speaks Pakistanian

>>79132012
>>79132026
>thinking JRJR's art is sexy
Ewwwww

>>79132031
Fuck this shit book.

>>79132115
>issue that starts the stories' climax
>filler
Nah, son.

>>79132075
Into the trash.

>>79132090
Go away

>>79132104
At least we'll probably get funny multiverse variants for the #52s instead of this shitty JRJR month

>Seeley was just tweeting last night about how doing long form comics is pointless and depressing because sales keep dropping

It's real, isn't it. ;__;

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TEEN TITANS #19


Written by Greg Pak, art and cover by Ian Churchill, variant cover by John Romita Jr. and Danny Miki.

Life got confusing enough for the Teen Titans when Cassie Sandsmark discovered her true heritage. But now, the DC Universe's greatest demigoddesses clash over the fate of Cassie's soul! Don't miss the shocking conclusion to "Who Is Wonder Girl" -- and discover whether Cassie will walk with the gods...or stand with the Titans! Guest-starring Wonder Woman!

32 pages, $2.99, in stores on April 27.

>>79132031
>Written by SCOTT LOBDELL

>>79132075
>No SeeKing
>being written by the two worse writers on BRE

Jesus christ somebody fucking kill me

once sheriff of babylon ends, tom is dead to me

>>79132098
Well that's first good creative team this comic has had in 5 years.

>>79132050
>anybody think they'll do anything special for the 52nd issue of each title?
Rumor is that 52 is going to be the last issue for every book and they're relaunching everything (Marvel-style) in June.

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>BLOODLINES #1
>“HOSTILE TAKEOVER”
>Written by J.T. KRUL
>On sale APRIL 6 • 32 pg, FC, 1 of 6, $2.99 US • RATED T
>When a meteor crashes to Earth, bringing with it an unspeakable alien presence that terrorizes a nearby small town, the lucky ones die first. As for the rest, they find themselves locked in a hellish struggle for control of their bodies and their minds. This isn’t just an invasion. It’s an infestation. What would you do if the greatest threat to humanity was hidden away inside you?
>Award-winning writer J.T. Krul (Teen Titans, Green Arrow, Jirni) and superstar-in-the-making V. Ken Marion (All New Soulfire, Jirni) bring you their dark and horrifying science-fiction epic about tortured souls who are cursed to a fate worse than death...much worse.

>>79132031
>LOBDELL ON TITANS HUNT
FUCK YOU

>>79132133
Don't you have a Max Landis copypasta to post, kiddo?

Literally the only good news is that the end of the Gotham Academy arc isn't the end of the book. But who really knows what happens in May.

>>79132031
>Written by SCOTT LOBDELL

What the actual fuck is DC doing?

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>DARK KNIGHT III: THE MASTER RACE #5
>Written by FRANK MILLER and BRIAN AZZARELLO
>Art by ANDY KUBERT and KLAUS JANSON
>Minicomic art by TBD
>Cover by ANDY KUBERT
>On sale APRIL 20
>32-pg comic: 6.375” x 10.1875”
>16-page minicomic: 5.5” x 8.5”
>FC, 5 of 8, $5.99 US
>Batman and Robin prepare for war with the Master Race, and an ally returns from an unlikely place…

>>79131995
Guy is looking pretty big here

>>79132156
wait, since when Pak took over Teen Titans?

Oh boy, is this the start of a drop in quality for DC? Omega Men and Midnighter will probably get cancelled next month too.

>>79132156
Please be good

>>79132031
>Written by SCOTT LOBDELL
Holy shit

Even when they pretend to care about the Titans enough to put them back together, they go and do this shit?

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POISON IVY: CYCLE OF LIFE AND DEATH #4
Written by AMY CHU
Art and cover by CLAY MANN
On sale APRIL 20 • 32 pg, FC, 4 of 6, $2.99 US • RATED T
Catwoman and Poison Ivy—reunited! As the body count rises at the Gotham Botanical Gardens labs, Ivy needs Selina’s help to solve the puzzle...a mystery that seems to involve Ivy’s blossoming children!

>>79132119

Maybe it's because they're keeping Earth 2 Society around for longer and Abnett wanted to focus on it more?

Fuck please let it be that reason. Throw us a bone here.

>>79132202
2 issues prior I think

>>79132031
>Abnett replaced with Lobdell
>Dick back to Nightwing
DC, please for the love of Zod tell me you didn't con me into shilling for you nonstop the past couple months just to pull this shit now.

This better just be so the proper creative teams have enough lead time for the rumored June relaunches. I mean, that's what it has to be, right?

>>79132163
>two worse writers on BRE
How can you tell? On Batman Eternal, the weakest issues were the ones scripted by Seeley.

I'm just laughing now. This is a shit show.

This is a practical joke. Someone tell DC to email the real solicits to the comics sites now.

>>79132176
>Krul
Fuck this shit too.

Jesus Christ, this month's solicits are the worst.

>>79132204
>drop
That would imply it was ever good in the first place.

>>79132204
Omega men ends next month anyway

>>79131752
>lex is now permanently darkseid and anti-monitor is now permanently mobius
this is depressing me because human lex is best lex
also johns seems to be working in the idea of trinities here

>>79132176
>Krul
Vomiting in my mouth as I type 2bh

>>79132156
Fucking Churchill low rent Brent Booth.

>>79132176
how can they use award winning following it up with krul's green arrow which was literal shit and looking down on everywhere

>>79132176

At the very least I hope this becomes an entertaining Storytime of Pain.

>>79132031
Is Lobdell just the guy they hand titans books to when nobody else wants to do them?

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>JUSTICE LEAGUE #50
>Written by GEOFF JOHNS
>Art and cover by JASON FABOK
>On sale APRIL 20 • 48 pg, FC, $5.99 US • RATED T
>This is it!! The massive, 48-page conclusion to the critically-acclaimed “DARKSEID WAR” can hardly be contained between two covers! Don’t miss the final fates of the world’s greatest heroes and villains, along with world-changing revelations for Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman. It doesn’t get bigger than this as DC’s monthly super hero event comic sets the stage for the next year and beyond!

Relax faggots. Someone said Geoff Johns, Tom King and Scott Snyder were planning something big. He might be taking over Batman.

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HARLEY’S LITTLE BLACK BOOK #3
Written by AMANDA CONNER and JIMMY PALMIOTTI
Art by JOSEPH MICHAEL LINSNER
Cover by AMANDA CONNER
1:25 Variant cover by JOSEPH MICHAEL LINSNER
On sale APRIL 20 • 48 pg, FC, $4.99 US • RATED T+
Retailers: This issue will ship with two covers. Please see the order form for details.
The most ghost-filled mansion on Coney Island has been demolished—and unfortunately, every one of its spirits has decided that Harley’s hacienda is the hot new hangout to haunt! It sure is convenient, then, that Zatanna is currently booked at Big Tony’s cabaret show! It’s up to Harley and Zatanna to convince all of those ghosts to move on to the next world…but if you think Harley’s got problems now, just wait until you see the ectoplasmic baggage these specters are packing!

MAKE IT STOP

Please tell me these are an April fools joke?

>>79132176
Cancelled in 3 issues

>>79132238
>low rent Brent Booth
Yikes. That's like calling someone "bargain bin Rob Liefeld"

>>79132189
At least we've got Pak on actual Titans. He's a solid author.

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>>79132075

Why DC

>>79131995
If he takes that mask off, will he die?

>>79132204
Nothing good sold so they have to go back to bland garbage

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>JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA #10
>Written by BRYAN HITCH
>Art by BRYAN HITCH and DANIEL HENRIQUES
>Cover by BRYAN HITCH
>On sale APRIL 27 • 32 pg, FC, $3.99 US • RATED T
>The League members in the ancient past catch up with those in the present, and the whole future is at stake! The League thought they had beaten Rao, at great personal cost, but his final solution for the people of Earth is far more than even The League can stand against.

>>79132173
The rumor wasn't across the line. Just books that don't sell like Catwoman that might need a boost.

>>79132125
It's a particularly shitty premise, and it offends me on a visceral level.

>>79132147
No, I have the right to speak my mind. 4chan is not a hugbox. People will occasionally have independent thoughts here.

>>79132257
I don't want him on Batman.

I want Dick to have something nice for once.

>>79132156
did they clone booth and give him another name

>>79132031
They might as well rebrand Titans to DC Comics Murders Children.

HARLEY QUINN #27
Written by AMANDA CONNER and JIMMY PALMIOTTI
Art by JOHN TIMMS
Cover by AMANDA CONNER
Variant cover by JOHN ROMITA, JR. and KLAUS JANSON
1:25 Variant cover by AMANDA CONNER
On sale APRIL 27 • 32 pg, FC, $3.99 US • RATED T+
Retailers: This issue will ship with three covers. Please see the order form for more information.
Harley’s known for her even temperament and economy of language—oh, we can’t even finish that sentence. Let’s face it: she’s crazy, and she talks too much. So what happens when she discovers a nemesis even more insane and more hyper-loquacious? It’s Harley vs. the unbelievable Redtool!

>>79132258
This might be good for fapping I guess

>>79132275
But as a tradeoff they put Tomasi on all the Superbooks even though he doesn't understand Clark at all

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>AQUAMAN #51
>Written by DAN ABNETT
>Art by VICENTE CIFUENTES and JOHN DELL
>Cover by BRETT BOOTH and NORM RAPMUND
>On sale APRIL 20 • 32 pg, FC, $3.99 US • RATED T
>In order to solve the mystery of the rage-monster Dead Water, Aquaman must turn to the only person with any answers: the notorious Scavenger!

>>79132273
Nah, Booth sucks but he's not Liefeld/Land tier

>>79132075
Well fuck, it's red lanterns all over again

>>79132284
jesus...

>>79132204
Probably.

Even King is gonna be hated if he really did drop Grayson for something with Johns and Snyder.

>>79132257
>Dick gets something good
>Batman takes it

Happened with Snyder, so it makes sense it'll happen with King.

>>79132287
>>79132257
What if Dick became Batman again?

>>79132286
>It's a particularly shitty premise
You keep claiming this and I've yet to see proof.

>>79132257
This would only be ok if it was Dickbats. I don't give a shit about Bruce.

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Deathstroke #17

Written by James Bonny, art and cover by Tyler Kirkham, variant cover by John Romita Jr. and Scott Hanna.

Deathstroke has reached the end of the gauntlet on the road to save his daughter, but after battling everyone from the Suicide Squad to Red Hood, will he be able to save himself? As Ra's al Ghul and Lawman enter the fray, Slade Wilson's life will never be the same...

32 pages, $2.99, in stores on April 27.

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>BLACK CANARY #11
>Written by BRENDEN FLETCHER
>Art by SANDY JARRELL
>Cover by ANNIE WU
>On sale APRIL 20 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T
>The true scope of what Dinah’s up against stands revealed—and it’s an infernal evil that’s out of this world! What did this sinister presence do to Dinah’s missing mother…and what horrible bargain has the mysterious white ninja made with it?

>>79132156

SHIEEEET

That's Cassandra from Azz' Wonder Woman and the First Born's hyenas

>>79132304
Dark Horse?!

>>79132284
what a waste of what could've been a nice team book

>>79132286
Cranky!anon, the problem is not everyone else here, the problem is you. All you.

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ROBIN, SON OF BATMAN #11
Written by RAY FAWKES
Art by RAMON BACHS
Cover by PATRICK GLEASON and MICK GRAY
Variant cover by JOHN ROMITA, JR. and KLAUS JANSON
On sale APRIL 20 • 32 pg, FC, $3.99 US • RATED T
Retailers: This issue will ship with two covers. Please see the order form for details.
Robin, Maya and Goliath must team up with an old foe to recover a relic from Damian’s past and keep the forces of evil at bay!

>>79132324
They could've let just Seeley on Grayson then.

Why the hell is he gone too?

>>79132083
Is jokers daughter a regular in this?

I like the idea of Lobdell books acting as quarantine areas for shit characters

>>79132216
>Art and cover by CLAY MANN
I thought he was a Valiant exclusive?

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>CONSTANTINE: THE HELLBLAZER #11
>Written by MING DOYLE and JAMES TYNION IV
>Art and cover by RILEY ROSSMO
>On sale APRIL 13 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T+
>Neron’s hostile takeover of New York City has left thousands of magical folk homeless, including John Constantine! But just when the Hellblazer has resolved himself to life as a refugee in Los Angeles, a relentless supernatural force attempts to compel him out of the City of Angels and back into the fight: Boston Brand, a.k.a. Deadman!

>>79132304
Seriously. Stick to the Landis copypasta. Or better yet, go drink bleach. You're awful at this.

Only good news is Sheriff of Babylon getting more issues.

#SaveGrayson

Come on guys, it worked with Omega Men

>>79132310
He doesn't get Bruce either but he's been shittig up the bat line for years

>>79132304
Marvel??

>>79132359
GLEASON OFF!??!!?

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>justice league lex is gone
no more shenanigans i guess

>>79132247
No, teen books. It just so happens that 95% of teen DC books are Titans books.

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>LEGENDS OF TOMORROW #2
>Cover by LIAM SHARP
>On sale APRIL 13 • 96 pg, FC, $7.99 US • RATED T
>FIRESTORM
>Written by GERRY CONWAY
>Art by EDUARDO PANSICA and ROB HUNTER
>Multiplex is back—but Jason is in a coma and in critical condition. If Professor Stein is right, finding Multiplex could save Jason—if Stein and Ronnie can fuse together to become Firestorm!
>METAL MEN
>Written by LEN WEIN
>Art by YILDIRAY CINAR and TREVOR SCOTT
>The government wants them destroyed. The mysterious hacker called Nameless wants to experiment on them. But Doctor Will Magnus just wants to keep them safe. Someone is going to get what they want...the question is: who?
>METAMORPHO
>Written by AARON LOPRESTI
>Art by AARON LOPRESTI and MATT BANNING
>Metamorpho and Sapphire are free of Simon Stagg’s control—but can they reach the Pyramid of Ak-Ton and discover the secret of the Orb of Ra before Kanjar Ro hunts them down?
>SUGAR & SPIKE
>Written by KEITH GIFFEN
>Art by BILQUIS EVELY
>Grab your flip-flops and sunscreen—Sugar & Spike are going to Superman Island, a tropical resort shaped like the Man of Steel! Their mission? Stop a group of land developers from uncovering the embarrassing and dangerous Kryptonian secret buried beneath the beach!

>>79132257
>every time Dick gets a good writer they move to Batman

It's like they don't want anybody to like Dick.

>>79131752
>scott but no barda
JOHNS

>>79132313
oh cool scavengers back i liked him in johns run

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>CYBORG #10
>Written by DAVID F. WALKER
>Art by FELIPE WATANABE and ALBERT OCLAIR
>Cover by GUILLEM MARCH
>Variant cover by JOHN ROMITA, JR. and DANNY MIKI
>On sale APRIL 27 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T
>The government has confiscated Cyborg’s technology by imprisoning him. But they have no idea just how powerful Vic Stone has become—and neither does Cyborg himself! New abilities are revealed as Vic makes the prison break of the century! But even with his newfound powers, can he stop what’s going to happen next?!

>>79132284
Wait, the Rao arc is STILL GOING?!

>>79132335
Dick Grayson is a spy. It's self evident why that's fucking stupid.

It's like someone failed to pitch some shitty James Bond book to the execs and, out of a lack of any better ideas, injected Dick Grayson into the script. It's disgusting fanfic shit.

>>79132285
Good, a complete relaunch would be stupid after Marvel's so recently failed. If you're not changing the creative team, don't bother, that's the new status quo.

>>79132313
That's an improvement

>>79132346
>>Cover by ANNIE WU

That is a Guillem March's piece

>>79132371
Yessir ma boy Boston Brand up in this bitch.

>>79132391
>ROBIN, SON OF BATMAN #11
>Written by RAY FAWKES
There are a lot of weird fill-ins this month, it seems. So not gonna panic yet.

>>79132391
What's wrong with DC? What the fuck are they doing?

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JUSTICE LEAGUE 3001 #11
Written by KEITH GIFFEN and J.M. DeMATTEIS
Art and cover by SCOTT KOLINS
On sale APRIL 27 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T
Now that the Justice League is aware of Lady Styx’s ultimate plan, the team is forced to stand its ground to save the human race from extinction. Little do they know that Eclipso is hot on their tails! Plus, the Justice League may have a traitor in its midst.

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>DEATHSTROKE #17
>Written by JAMES BONNY
>Art and cover by TYLER KIRKHAM
>On sale APRIL 27 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T+
>Deathstroke has reached the end of the gauntlet on the road to save his daughter, but after battling everyone from the Suicide Squad to Red Hood, will he be able to save himself? As Ra’s al Ghul and Lawman enter the fray, Slade Wilson’s life will never be the same…

>SeeKing off Grayson
>Bloodlines gets a book, BUT STILL NO SUPERGIRL
>Lobdell back in control of the Titans
DC why the hell have you let me down

>>79132425
Anything not by the characters original creator is fanfic shit

>>79132310
he's like jurgens, a shit to mediocre writer who can get his hands on all kinds of books because he's been at the company for so long

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SUPERMAN: THE COMING OF THE SUPERMEN #3

Written, art and cover by Neal Adams.

As Superman tries to find answers as to why Darkseid's son, Kalibak, has kidnapped a young Middle-Eastern boy and his dog, three other Kryptonians have come to watch over Earth. Meanwhile, the planet Nibiru, which became New Krypton for the liberated Kandorians, is preparing to host Darkseid as he attempts to subjugate their world to make it his New Apokolips.

32 pages, $3.99, in stores on April 6.

>>79132325
fuck off

>>79132359
>SeeKing off Grayson
>Gleason off Robin
>Abnett off Titans Hunt

????
Are they determined to make all Robins and teen books shit?

Seriously what the fuck is DC doing?
Is this supposed to be filler before relaunching shit?
Are they just moving people around now?

>>79132425
>It's shitty because I say so
Great argument

>>79132425
You haven't said why it's stupid though, just that it's stupid.

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>DOCTOR FATE #11
>Written by PAUL LEVITZ
>Art and cover by SONNY LIEW
>On sale APRIL 20 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T
>The emperor Julius Caesar has reached out from beyond the grave to resume his campaign against the Egyptian people, and only the young Doctor Fate can protect his ancestral homeland from the ghost of its former conqueror.

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SHERIFF OF BABYLON #5
Written by TOM KING
Art by MITCH GERADS
Cover by JOHN PAUL LEON
On sale APRIL 6 • 32 pg, FC, 5 of 12, $3.99 US • MATURE READERS
Now that Chris and Nassir have stuck their noses where some people wish they hadn’t, everyone seeks shelter behind the gates of the American stronghold within the Baghdad Green Zone. When both Chris and Nassir’s wife Fatima are unable to sleep, they have an unlikely meeting of the minds and share their experiences from the War on Terror. By morning, Chris will see the Iraqi woman in a whole new light. Now a 12-issue miniseries!

He's not done quite yet, it seems.

>>79132367
Indie exclusives don't really mean anything

>>79132304
>missing her point that hard
Marvel employs Brian Wood and Chris Sims. She says in the post that several Indie publishers do the same shit.

>>79132442
Didn't you see the Superman line, they're finally addressing the fact that Kara's been missing.

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>ARTH 2: SOCIETY #11
>Written by DAN ABNETT
>Art and cover by JORGE JIMENEZ
>On sale APRIL 13 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T
>Green Lantern learns that even a god can sometimes be powerless in the face of ordinary men. With the new world escalating toward war, Batman, Red Arrow and Ted Grant confront the double menace of Hourman and The Mist. Meanwhile, in distant Amazonia, Hawkgirl learns the dark and dreadful secret of the Amazon nation! Action, adventure and power-plays on a global scale!

>>79132438
>JL3K1 got all SJW
FUCK DC!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>79132476
It's a miniseries, but that doesn't mean it won't end.

>>79132476
>Now a 12-issue miniseries!
Slow down there you don't know how shitty #2 and onward is selling.

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STARFIRE #11
Written by AMANDA CONNER and JIMMY PALMIOTTI
Art by ELSA CHARRETIER
Cover by AMANDA CONNER
Variant cover by JOHN ROMITA, JR. and SCOTT HANNA
On sale APRIL 13 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T
Retailers: This issue will ship with two covers. Please see the order form for details.
Starfire’s underground adventure continues as she, Atlee and Stella find themselves all shook up in the kingdom of Strata, where they form bonds before heading back to Key West—where things have gotten a little...weird.

>>79132476
>Now a 12-issue miniseries!
Now a 12-issue miniseries!Now a 12-issue miniseries!Now a 12-issue miniseries!Now a 12-issue miniseries!Now a 12-issue miniseries!Now a 12-issue miniseries!Now a 12-issue miniseries!

>>79132471
I'll miss this went it gets canceled next month
hope they don't waste the artist on something shitty after that who am I kidding

>>79132286
>It's a particularly shitty premise, and it offends me on a visceral level.
Nightwing is a shitty premise with a dumb name though.

>>79132204
This is why you support Marvel. Marvel actually puts out QUALITY fun books like Ms Marvel, A-Force, Spider-Gwen, Hellcat, Thor, and Howard the Duck.

>>79132442
Supergirl is part of the Superman story, maybe leading to a book soon.

>>79132358
The problem is that I seem to be the only person on this board who isn't a shit-eating moron. You people will read ANYTHING. You have no standards, no line where you'll say "No, that's dumb.".

That's why comic books are seen as dumb crap that only pathetic nerds like, because they ARE. Because you idiots ensure that they stay that way.

>>79132493
>Ted Grant
I thought he died?

>>79132450
That is a complicated solicit.

>>79132450
Holy shit this will be amazing

>>79132374
Is this for real?

>>79132391
At least he's good

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"Want a new creative team? Too bad, we're only changing the creative teams on the good books."

>THE FLASH #51
>Written by ROBERT VENDITTI and VAN JENSEN
>Art by JESUS MERINO
>Cover by IVAN REIS and JOE PRADO
>On sale APRIL 27 • 32 pg, FC, $3.99 US • RATED T
>The Flash’s world is in utter chaos: he’s wanted by the police, headed by his adoptive father. His enemies, The Rogues, have been deputized to take him in. And it couldn’t be a worse time for The Riddler to stake his claim as the most dangerous man in Central City!

>>79132531
>>79132476

>>79132075
I'm hoping for fill-in here.

>Seeley is writing New Suicide Squad, might need some time to establish that.
>King is reported to be working on something big with Snyder and Johns

>>79132450
Finally, something of quality.

>>79132514
Enough.

>>79132430
that means she was late sending it in probably

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>BATMAN/TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES #5
>Written by JAMES TYNION IV
>Art and cover by FREDDIE E. WILLIAMS II
>On sale APRIL 13 • 32 pg, FC, 5 of 6, $3.99 US • RATED T
>While Shredder enters an uneasy alliance with a deadly new partner, Casey Jones is arrested by the GCPD. At the same time, a crisis breaks out at Arkham Asylum, which is bound to keep both Batman and the Turtles busy. Meanwhile, a certain young resident of Wayne Manor returns home to find a new, green occupant in his room

>>79132493
>evil Hourman still

Aw boo

>The Mist

?!

>>79131804
>Orlando always said he intended to put them back together
It starts.

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>>79132476
>Now a 12-issue miniseries!
>mfw it doesn't even last that long

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>GREEN ARROW #51
>Written by BENJAMIN PERCY
>Art by SZYMON KUDRANSKI
>Cover by PATRICK ZIRCHER
>On sale APRIL 6 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T
>In war-torn Africa, Green Arrow and Deathstroke are both hunting for the same man—Doctor Miracle—whose blood cures any disease. They’re battling not only each other, but also a militant group known as The Whites. There is no deadlier foe than the world’s greatest assassin, and against his blade Green Arrow may have met his end.

>>79132075
A-April Fools joke, right?

A lot of trolling in this thread, btw. R:SOB is still by Gleason and Titans Hunt is still be Abnett. Don't know about the rest. Grayson's solicit is real though.

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INJUSTICE: GODS AMONG US: YEAR FIVE #7
Written by BRIAN BUCCELLATO
Art by MIKE S. MILLER
Cover by DAVID YARDIN
On sale APRIL 6 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T+ DIGITAL FIRST
Catwoman’s departure from the insurgency seems complete as she returns to her life of crime. Harley decides to join her for a bit of fun. But things turn grim as they run into Damian, who is undergoing a transformation himself...into the new Nightwing!

>>79132524
Put on a trip already so I can filter you

>>79132391
I don' t have any idea how this works but Fawkes is writing issue 8 (with that artist and cover) as Gleason was sick.

>>79132476
>Now a 12-issue miniseries!

PROOF THAT HE'S OFF GRAYSON AND THEY NEEDED TO DO SOMETHING NOT TO PISS HIM OFF

CONTINUE BEING UPSET

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>>79132537
>Venditti and Van Jensen are still on Flash

>>79132577
>the whites
there's no subtlety left here. this is actually so bad its funny

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>>79132580
>R:SOB is still by Gleason and Titans Hunt is still be Abnett.
These are the official solicitations. We haven't changed any of them.


>THE OMEGA MEN #11
>Written by TOM KING
>Art by BARNABY BAGENDA
>Cover by TREVOR HUTCHISON
>On sale APRIL 27 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T+
>Crippled and desperate after their brutal defeat on Karna, the Citadel brings an all-out war to the Omega Men as the team attempts to unify all the worlds of Vega in a last stand against their conquerors.

>>79132577
>>79132577
The beard is back

>>79132098
oh hey look the movie lineup is now in suicide squad

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>>79132580
>>79132031
Can confirm, Titans Hunt is still by Abnett
Real solicit here:

Written by Dan Abnett, art by Paulo Siqueira, cover by Ed Benes, variant cover by John Romita Jr. and Scott Hanna.

The Titans have found Mr. Twister...and that's exactly what he wanted! As they deal with the danger he represents, it seems like someone else is hunting for the Titans...and that person is a deadly threat, too! Plus, a new Titan enters the fray!

32 pages, $3.99, in stores on April 20.

>>79132524
Your bullshit superior posing gets really old. You think you're making arguments, and you say nothing, and I really don't fucking want to hear it tonight, either.

INJUSTICE: GODS AMONG US: YEAR FIVE #8
Written by BRIAN BUCCELLATO
Art by BRUNO REDONDO, MIKE S. MILLER and JUAN ALBARRAN
Cover by DAVID YARDIN
On sale APRIL 20 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T+ DIGITAL FIRST
Harley confronts a gathering of rebellion-minded Joker devotees in one of the late criminal’s old hideouts and doesn’t know quite what to make of them. Batwoman tries to break things up. And just when it looks like things are under control, tragedy strikes.

>these damn solicits
SHIT NIGGER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>>79132507
I read about 4 issues but the writing was just bland...then again I'm biased because you could do so much more with Dr. Fate than this shonen Blue Beetle esque "boy finds powers and struggles to be a hero".

I hope Lies gets a good ongoing too. I know Levitz handpicked him but maybe he left a good impression.

>>79131804
Midnighter making the "I know that ass anywhere" face is priceless.
11/10 cover.

>>79132493
>Val getting his shit wrecked
>bringing back Ted
There are small things to appreciate in this bleak and barren world.

>all the good books becoming shit or cancelled next month
>shitty books like Finch WW and Flash still intact

Truly why even live?

>>79132344
Why is this being published?

>>79132468
I literally just said why it's stupid. But fine, since you're brain-dead, I'll spell it out for you.

Dick Grayson should not be a spy. It's out of place and makes no logical sense. What the hell is this twit who spends all day running around fighting in a colorful costume doing performing espionage missions? It's not remotely fitting for the character. It's like sending Zatanna on a diplomatic assignment to Greece on behalf of Turkey. It's a fucking mad-lib.

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>>79132623

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>MARTIAN MANHUNTER #11
>Written by ROB WILLIAMS
>Art and cover by EDDY BARROWS and • EBER FERREIRA
>On sale APRIL 20 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T+
>A hero falls when the tyrant Ma’alefa’ak seizes upon the spirit of Mars itself in a last, desperate effort to escape the dying planet and conquer Earth, and not even the power of J’onn J’onzz may be able to save the people of two worlds from annihilation.

>>79132075
Somebody pls tweet them about this asking if they're gone for good. ;_;

>>79132359
This might be an upgrade writing wise

Gotham by Midnight was great.

>>79132628
the first arc is bland but the last issue was great and now it's more 1-2 issue stories which will be more condensed
I read it for the art mostly

>>79132580
>>79132621
Titans Hunt and Robin SOB solicits are from here: http://www.newsarama.com/27600-dc-comics-april-2016-solicitations.html

>>79132641
>Dick Grayson should not be a spy. It's out of place and makes no logical sense.
That is an opinion anon

>>79132476
Well shit, I have been loving this, I'm not upset to see it get more issues. But I can't believe this is selling that well. I had to get one of the local shops that carry all sorts of obscure shit to special order it because no one was carrying it.

>>79132621
Got a source? Both CBR and Newsarama have Lobdell as writer

http://www.comicbookresources.com/article/justice-league-turns-50-harley-quinns-presence-grows-dc-comics-april-2016-solicitations

>>79132621
Where did you see that? Every site I find the solicitations on has Lobdell writing.

>>79132630
>yfw they pull a JLU and get a really good writer on the book to turn it around just in time to cancel it

>>79131948
Tom King don't you go exclusive on me.
Who am I kidding, after the shit DC pulled trying to cancel Omega Men, I'm not surprised.

>>79132621
What? No. Unless Newsarama is trolling/misinformed.

>>79132083
If only thy were consistant with Jason's mask. This looks great but I doubt that's what it looks like in the issue

>>79132450
>As Superman tries to find answers as to why Darkseid's son, Kalibak, has kidnapped a young Middle-Eastern boy and his dog, three other Kryptonians have come to watch over Earth. Meanwhile, the planet Nibiru, which became New Krypton for the liberated Kandorians, is preparing to host Darkseid as he attempts to subjugate their world to make it his New Apokolips.
not wasting any time in going down the crazy hole huh neal?

>>79132641
You haven't explained why it's not fitting for his character though

>>79132667
Well son of a bitch, Lobdell IS taking over. Fuck my existence
>>79132677
>>79132679
>>79132686
I used the link in the OP. Guess it's horribly wrong. Fuck my life. STOP GIVING LOBDELL WORK DC. HAVEN'T I SUFFERED ENOUGH

>>79132628
Levitz is too old for writing this teenage shit. You cannot have a more mismatched writer.

>>79132563
>>79132593
>>79132622
Is it you guys first time on /co/? ignore the bait.

>>79132672
>But I can't believe this is selling that well
It's not

#1 sold like 11k.
The rest of the Vertigo books are around there too. Thankfully it's not like capeshit where it drops heavily. The other Vertigo stuff dropped like 1-2k for the first three issues.

>>79132660
That was a fluke. Fawkes is mediocre 90% of the time

>>79132656
I tweeted King. No clue if he'll actually respond tho....

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SUICIDE SQUAD MOST WANTED: DEADSHOT/KATANA #4
Written by MIKE W. BARR and BRIAN BUCCELLATO
Art by DIOGENES NEVES, VIKTOR BOGDANOVIC and RICHARD FRIEND
Cover by CARY NORD
On sale APRIL 27 • 48 pg, FC, 4 of 6, $4.99 US • RATED T
Kobra has taken advantage of Katana and the Suicide Squad’s attack on his base to assault the capital and imprison Prince Brion of Markovia! As king, he can set his endgame into motion…but Katana is sure that he’s playing a double game!
And in “Deadshot,” Floyd Lawton is out—and Will Evans is in! But how will Harley Quinn, Captain Boomerang and the rest of the Squad respond to the new Deadshot? And is this truly the end of Floyd Lawton’s story?

>>79132682
To be fair, Omega Men deserved to be cancelled. No one is buying it.

>>79131804
>Bendix

Bendix?

>>79132371
This book is Great.

>>79132476
The hell is this, and why the fuck should I care?

>Written by TOM KING
Well, that answers the second question with an emphatic "No reason whatsoever."

>>79132719
hoot hoot

>>79132656
Yep.
https://twitter.com/cpkelly/status/689573213693575169
>SPOILER ALERT: It's @JacksonLanzing and I, just writing OUR FAVORITE DC TITLE, NBD!!!
https://twitter.com/JacksonLanzing/status/689577495994064896
>Following @HackinTimSeeley & @TomKingTK on GRAYSON is a daunting mission - and one we don't take lightly. This book means a lot to us.
They're both Batman and Robin Eternal writers, enjoy your shit book. The beginning of the end happened when DC interrupted their story with editorially-mandated owl shit.

>half my DC pull either is getting the creative teams switched to some horse shit filler squad or is ending the following month
STOP

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>SECRET SIX #13
>Written by GAIL SIMONE
>Art by DALE EAGLESHAM
>Cover by LIAM SHARP
>On sale APRIL 27 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T+
>The League of Assassins presses in on Strix and threatens to kill her friends in the Secret Six if she doesn’t cooperate. She is then confronted by twisted replicas of her teammates, who she must face in combat one at a time. If she is beaten by any of them, the corresponding real member of the Six will be killed. Disoriented and alone, what chance does she—or her teammates—have to survive?

>>79132086
Don't you dare saying that.

>>79132715
does cary nord still do interiors?

>>79132653
Mr Biscuits is kill.
I hope they make him into a permanent character.

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SUPERMAN #51
Written by PETER J. TOMASI
Art by MIKEL JANIN
Cover by JOHN ROMITA, JR. and KLAUS JANSON
Variant cover by JOHN ROMITA, JR. and DANNY MIKI
On sale APRIL 6 • 32 pg, FC, $3.99 US • RATED T
Retailers: This issue will ship with two covers. Please see the order form for more information.
It’s the start of a new chapter in the Man of Steel’s life that will change everything you know as the epic eight-part “Super League,” all written by Peter J. Tomasi, spans BATMAN/SUPERMAN, SUPERMAN/WONDER WOMAN and ACTION COMICS in April and May!
His time without powers made Kal-El realize that the world is in need of more protectors...more super-powered beings like himself. But where will he find such beings?

>>79132421
Fucking March why does DC waste money on this hack?

>>79132708
His indie work is great.

>>79132729
Just fucking kill me

>>79132733
I want to wake up from this nightmare.

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>SWAMP THING #4
>Written by LEN WEIN
>Art and cover by KELLEY JONES
>On sale APRIL 6 • 32 pg, FC, 4 of 6, $2.99 US • RATED T
>Alec Holland tries to help a friend learn the ways of the Green, but is he the same person Alec remembers? Could something far more sinister than dark magic be looming?

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Written by Max Landis, art by Jonathan Case, cover by Ryan Sook, variant cover by Jonathan Case.

Pete Ross and Kenny Braverman take a trip to Metropolis to catch up with their old friend Clark Kent, only to find that the "Superman" phenomenon has taken the city by storm! As Clark's alter ego grows more famous, so do Pete's concerns, and the rising tensions between the two friends inadvertently result in an epic encounter of an extraterrestrial nature!

32 pages, $3.99, in stores on April 20.

>>79132641
>Dick Grayson should not be a spy. It's out of place and makes no logical sense. What the hell is this twit who spends all day running around fighting in a colorful costume doing performing espionage missions? It's not remotely fitting for the character. It's like sending Zatanna on a diplomatic assignment to Greece on behalf of Turkey. It's a fucking mad-lib.
his costume hasnt been colorful since the 80's. black and blue isnt colorful. he is a protegee of batman making him perfect for spy stuff.

>>79132605
>>79132667
Eh. Guess my source was wrong then. Apologies.

>>79132733
Gotham Academy is the only DC book I'm buying in April. Sad times.

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>WONDER WOMAN #51
>Written by MEREDITH FINCH
>Art by MIGUEL MENDONÇA
>Cover by DAVID FINCH
>On sale APRIL 20 • 32 pg, FC, $3.99 US • RATED T
>Wonder Woman returns to Paradise Island and the Tartarus Pit in her quest to save baby Zeke. But as she betrays those she loves in her struggle to save Olympus, she slips closer to an abyss in which she may lose Wonder Woman entirely!

>>79132691
He's a superhero. Superheroes aren't stealthy.

Also, spies occasionally have to kill people, and Grayson was raised by Batman. He lacks the necessary qualities for espionage.

>>79132770
I like that cover...and book.

>>79132537
>flash is one of DC's most popular properties right now due to the show's success
>still pump out a shitty book with the same shitty team
it's like DC just hates money

>>79132476
Marvel EXXXCLUSIVE Tom King.

>>79132737
I never see anyone talk about this, and never see any issues at my LCS

The line up is way worse than the old Secret Six. Bane & Ragdoll were fantastic.

>>79132170
Sean Ryan's run got surprisingly good starting with the not-ISIS arc.

>>79132750
Because he's great.

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>BATMAN/SUPERMAN #31
>Written by PETER J. TOMASI
>Art by DOUG MAHNKE and JAIME MENDOZA
>Cover by YANICK PAQUETTE
>On sale APRIL 13 • 32 pg, FC, $3.99 US • RATED T
>In part two of “Super League,” Superman enlists Batman’s aid in seeking out people that can help form his new super-league. A shocking discovery is made about a new super-being no one knew existed, and something is beginning to stalk Superman...

>>79132784
I don't see how someone trained by Batman wouldn't be stealthy and wouldn't have the necessary qualities for espionage.

>>79132307
>Redtool
>a nemesis even more insane and more hyper-loquacious?

lol, I can't wait for Marvel's response.

>>79131948
>That Omega Lantern symbol is pretty sweet.

>>79132780
>That spiky arm

>>79132787
Me too

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>>79132438
>that arm
>orange glow
>ring

Is that fucking LARFLEEZE?

>>79132793
it's mediocre, eaglesham is great
there are worse books out there

>Just announced: the first season of Sheriff has been extended to 12 issues!
>And also there's this perfect John Paul Leon cover for number five.
https://twitter.com/TomKingTK/status/689577205257535488

>not even mentioning leaving Grayson
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE KING
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HELP RESURRECT THE BATBOOKS, NOT DESTROY THEM

>>79131752
>Lex was barley on the league
>captain cold was completly pointless
>Aquaman is nowhere to be found
It is official, Geoff Johns is the Bendis of DC. He is just making this shit up as he goes along.

>>79132748
>nothing but Tomasi hackwork for two months
And it will be Hackwork Tomasi if he's turning in eight scripts within two months in addition to Detective Comics.

>>79132793
It's still really good though.

>>79132784
>Also, spies occasionally have to kill people, and Grayson was raised by Batman. He lacks the necessary qualities for espionage.
thats a point they made that hey why dont you kill.

>>79132784
>He's a superhero. Superheroes aren't stealthy.
oh so you are just trolling.

>>79132774
>he is a protegee of batman making him perfect for spy stuff.
Oh you're one of those idiots who thinks Batman is stealthy. Okay, that's why I feel as though I'm talking to a mental patient.

>>79132776
>Gotham Academy
>still reading that garbage
Kill yourself.

>>79132594
Replying myself. Fawkes is writing issue 8 http://www.13thdimension.com/exclusive-preview-robin-son-of-batman-8/ and Gleason's issues have been pushed one month forward. So I guess that this refers to that and wouldn't worry about this.
Grayson other hand. Oh damn.

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SUPERMAN: LOIS AND CLARK #7

Written by Dan Jurgens, art and cover by Lee Weeks and Marco Santucci, variant cover by John Romita Jr. and Danny Miki.

The cosmic menace of Hyanthis hits Earth -- and this Superman may not be enough to stop her from obtaining the power of the Oblivion Stone. And is Jon starting to manifest superpowers of his own?

32 pages, $3.99, in stores on April 27.

>>79132799
That's a good one, anon.

>>79132258
I would buy ten copies of every issue of this series if it was just Harley undressing different unconscious heroines and wearing their costumes.

>>79132729
Why can't Dick have good things?

Why must he be cursed to have Batman as his superior so that he will be forever stuck with mediocre writers?

King is gonna be on Batman, I know it.
Morrison went back to Bruce, Snyder got chosen to write Batman, and now King.

>>79132748
JFC how many crossovers will they do with Superman. Did they chase away Yang and Pak with stupid crossovers too?

>>79132307
>Harley Quinn literally fights Deadpool
Whelp

>>79132748
>eight-part
Really?!

>>79132856
Shit taste detected.

>>79132748
>It’s the start of a new chapter in the Man of Steel’s life that will change everything you know
so like the last arc that everyone panned aside from the stuff in action comics? jesus dc what are you doing this month

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>>79132833
Why are you talking like Lex isn't there?

>>79132031
>Lobdell
>Dick as Nightwing

Is DC stupid? Or is Lobdell blackmailing someone?

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>>79132450
>Unironically mentioning Nibiru
>Kalibak ever touching humans
>3 New Kryptonians because why not
>Darkseid wanting Apokolips 2: Electric Boogaloo

Jesus Christ.
What the hell is this crazy shit?

>>79132845
>Oh you're one of those idiots who thinks Batman is stealthy.
>saying batman isnt stealthy
>calling others retarded

WEW LAD
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>>79132883
2 months

>>79132810
>>79132837
>they think a dude wearing a pitch black bat costume and a long flowing cape is capable of stealth
This is why I hate nerds. You're all completely stupid.

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BATGIRL #51

Written by Brenden Fletcher, art by Eleanor Carlini, cover by Babs Tarr.

After the events of issue #50, Barbara Gordon is at a crossroads in her life -- will new horizons beckon her away from her home in Burnside?

32 pages, $2.99, in stores on April 27.

>>79132827
How the hell would he even still be alive

This is worse than the new 52

>>79132893
>not knowing Neal Adams
>not knowing Odyssey
Just kill yourself, man.

>>79132770
>an Army deticated to burning people's arms off

>>79132893
ODYSSEY 2.0 strap yourself in anon. its gonna be a wild ride

>>79132932
because its larfleeze

>>79132893
>What the hell is this crazy shit?
>Written by Neal Adams

>>79132715
damn DC really is about to do black deadshot
Will Smith is playing floyd lawton dammit

>>79132920
Have you ever read a Batman comic or are you again complaining/talking about things you don't read like you actually know shit?

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>>79132888
Try defending this then

>>79132921
Finally Stewart is off

>>79132793
The first 5 issues are bad(mainly the art), but it got a lot better.

>>79132133
Delicious pasta.

>>79132921
Good riddance to CuckStew.

>>79132932
he doesn't age

>>79132893
>What the hell is this crazy shit?

Literally the only book at DC worth getting hype for because they can't ruin it

>>79132959
It might actually be as bland as Black Canary instead of cringyworthy!

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HARLEY QUINN AND HER GANG OF HARLEYS #1

Written by Frank Tieri and Jimmy Palmiotti, art by Mauricet, cover by Amanda Conner, variant cover by Mauricet.

Straight from the pages of Harley Quinn comes the story of her strange new army of assistants, the Gang of Harleys! In this new miniseries, they’ve been on the job for just a few months, and the Gang is ready to stand up and show what they can do without Harley…and they just might have to, because Harley’s been kidnapped! The Gang’s homes, their loved ones—they’re all in danger from a strange new villain with a very personal grudge against Harley!

32 pages, $3.99, in stores on April 13.

HARLEY QUINN AND THE SUICIDE SQUAD APRIL FOOL'S SPECIAL #1

Written by Rob Williams, art by Jim Lee, Scott Williams and Sean Galloway, cover by Jim Lee and Scott Williams, variant cover by Sean Galloway.

Dr. Harleen Frances Quinzel, M.D., welcomes you to Evil Anonymous, the support group for super villains in need; where no problem is too insane or homicidal, and where discretion is assured as only a clown princess of crime can -- which is to say, not at all. But when Harley Quinn starts using her patients' own evil schemes against them, it turns out that a much bigger, far more dangerous, and truly life-altering joke is being played on her.

40 pages, $4.99, in stores on April 6.

>>79132920
>pitch black
>Not stealthy
wow you are either from /tv/ or you are trolling

>>79132920
>he thinks aplying real world logic to a comic makes him better than nerds
This is why I hate autists. You're all so god damn nitpicky about a fantasy character

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>>79132932
Larfleeze's species is essentially immortal, in that they don't die from old age.

Giffen wrote his ongoing, and it's plausible for him to be alive in that era.

It's. Happening.

>>79132958
It's nice and stylish but far from his best work.

>>79132346
>Dinah’s missing mother
Could it be...?

>>79132831
if he didnt announce it, then it's almost certainly a fill-in

>>79132976
THis

>>79132933

I defended the DCYou rollout even though DC marketed it horribly, but seriously what the fuck were they smoking over there in Burbank.

>>79132715
>And in “Deadshot,” Floyd Lawton is out—and Will Evans is in! But how will Harley Quinn, Captain Boomerang and the rest of the Squad respond to the new Deadshot? And is this truly the end of Floyd Lawton’s story

his name is actually Will. Cheeky

>>79132471
My Ancient History is rusty, but I don't remember Julio Caesar bothering too much with Egypt?
He went there only because he was following Pompey and found himself mixed up in the local political shenaningans

>>79132932
Larfleeze is already thousands of years old. why would another 1000 make a difference.

>>79132921
Literally the only good creative team change (though Robin SoB is kind of not that bad either). Fuck Stewart, maybe the book will become decent now with Fletcher behind the wheel.

>still no Seaguy 3

Stewart get your shit together

>>79132921
>cam stewart not on writing this issue
might actually be good.
>no babs tarr art
oh well nevermind then

>>79132992
>nice
>stylish
>that horrendous anatomy and composition
Kill yourself, m80

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SUPERMAN/WONDER WOMAN #28

Written by Peter J. Tomasi, art by Ed Benes, cover by Paul Renaud, variant cover by John Romita Jr. and Scott Hanna

In part four of "Super League," Wonder Woman and Superman encounter the being that was discovered in Batman/Superman #31. But will this person be Superman's savior -- or destroyer? And what is Ulysses's role in all of this?

32 pages, $3.99, in stores on April 27.

>>79132991
>Being excited for sjw league

>>79132893
It's Neal Adams. He thinks the earth is expanding.