Star Wars Rebels

>>79109404
Wait, does he have four pens in his pockets?

>>79109404
Grand Moff can Triforce! Or is the upside down one the satanic Triforce?

>>79109469
They are designation of rank. Each one is a decoder for classified information. More cylinders = higher rank.

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>>79109469
Something like this with Vader and Tarkin, still using the Pocket Sand! line.

>>79109469
They're called code cylinders, butt you can never have too many pens.

>>79109473
Damn cartoons had me thinking the upside-down triforce was the Triforce of Wisdom

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>>79109469
They do designate rank.

>>79109495
>>79109514
Gotcha

Still, I like the idea of Tarkin having four pens, each one for a specific purpose.

>>79109069
http://www.starwars.com/databank/mouse-droid

>Mouse droids performed simple tasks aboard starships and in military and corporate facilities. They beeped to themselves as they performed small repairs, delivered messages and guided visitors. occasionally exploding into panicked squeals when confused or frightened

I'd read the shit out of the Tarkin monologues.
I know that would basically just be the tarkin novel but holy shit I'm a sucker for "in-universe" style books, have those sith and jedi and bounty hunter and imperial handbooks with the snappy bants in the margins, love 'em.

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>we will never see Ahsoka as a cool biker doing sick tricks and spins.
Fuck. Shit. Ass.

>>79109577
>black pen is for regular notes
>blue one is for writing down stats for his characters for tabletop games
>Green is for doodles
>Red is for demotions

>>79109198
If Jedi are supposed to be celibate then explain Aayla's outfit which screams 'impregnate me in front of my men'

you can't

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>>79109655

So... When do you think Disney is going to stop milking the "stories set right before, in and after the OT" train? Because I'm not going to lie, that was a nice refreshing breather from all the convoluted EU bullshit that was happening distantly post-ROTJ (what with the praying mantis orgies and the like) and distantly pre-TPM (what with 10,000 years of internecine Sith bullshit), but having every single piece of new media use that one aesthetic and story direction is getting old pretty fast.

>>79109680
>Red
>not for tallying how many rebels he's crushed
>one tally for each individual kill remotely related to his command

>>79109687
>If Jedi are supposed to be celibate
They're not. They can fuck whoever they want, they just can't form attachments. A.K.A, you can fuck her, but not marry her.

So Ahsoka is going to have her heart shattered into a million pieces, but what about Rex? Do you guys think he'll learn the truth?

>>79109680
>There is a tense moment as Tarkin slowly moves his hand up to his chest
>His fingers slowly pass each pen
>TS-112 sweats profusely
>He pulls out a pen and removes the cap
>Red

>>79109708

When they fill up every single year between ROTS and ANH and also every year between ROTJ and TFA.

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>>79109505
These aren't funny.

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Somehow I'm more hyped for this than anything else SW coming out.

>>79109679
This is as close as you'll get anon

https://youtu.be/cEbWuGMJMxA

>>79109724
But anon, that's what the pink one is for.

He makes the tally in his Limited Edition Angel Princess Battle Soldier notebook.

>>79109687
>>79109730
Jedi philosophy is absolutely fucked at this point. First they're presented as a fraternal order of wizard knights in ANH, then they're this kung fu zen peaceful warrior thing in ESB and ROTJ, and then they're this cult-y enclave of priests in the prequels. They're only consistent in their inconsistency.

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>>79109785
I want this

I asked last thread and didn't get much of an answer, but as somebody who didn't read the Yuuzan Vong stories, what makes them so bad that a lot of people are okay with the old EU being scrapped if it meant they were gone too?

>>79109745
That poor trooper.

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>>79109687
Uh-uh, you can look but you can't touch!

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So I'm a few days late, but what apparently one of these might be our new Han Solo

>Miles Teller
>Ansel Elgort
>Dave Franco
>Jack Reynor
>Scott Eastwood
>Logan Lerman
>Emory Cohen
>Blake Jenner

With Franco, Teller, Elgort and Lerman (pic related) as the frontrunners.

What do you guys think?

>>79109877
>What do you guys think?
They all look terrible and this whole movie might be a mistake.

>>79109687
And yet it's more modest compared to how female Twi'leks usually dress.

>>79109785
I would buy this. I really would.

>>79109708
Wait 'till Episode VIII, then we'll get Resistance/FO shenanigans up the ass.

>>79109634
I still need to get the latter two, myself. Loved the shit out of the first two.

>>79109680
What would Tarkin's doodles look like?

>>79109877
Fuck they look bad.

>>79109927
Can't say I disagree, as much as I like Miller and Lord.

>>79109877
What's this about a Han Solo movie?

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What would happen if Tarkin's wife was ever re-canonized?

>>79109972
It's the second spin-off after Rogue One, set to be released between episodes 8 and 9.

>>79109877
I don't want a Han Solo movie, I want Zero Dark Thirty/Black Hawk Down in Space.

>>79109961
Terrible, but no one says anything.

>>79110013
What's it about, and what time period?

>>79109990
She now goes by her maiden name- "Snoke".

>>79109877
>Pickyourposion.jpg
Seriously though, none of them are good choices

>>79109874
Imagine being her padawan, seeing those blue hips everyday for years and not being able to even touch yourself. Can Jedi masturbate?

>>79109960
Bounty Hunter's is fun, Dengar, Bossk, and Greedo shitpost at each other in the margins while Boba is an edgemeister, there's lots of talk of juicy tech and being a hunter sounds pretty comfy, you get decent cuts and you can get a lot of work-related tools from the guild itself. There's also a death watch propaganda pamphlet in it.
Empire is kinda dry, there's a lot of pages that are literally just battle formation make-ups, but there's some interesting stuff like info on Stormtrooper kits, the actual 'normal' military, and the inner workings stuff like Imperial Intelligence and their propaganda wing. There's also a full page portrait of Sheev right at the start of the book and the implication that propaganda paints Vader as almost Captain America-esque so there's that.

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>>79109877
The last two at least look vaguely similar to Ford. Would've preferred Anthony Ingruber though.

>>79110048
All we know is that it's going to be set before the OT.

Chris Miller and Phil Lord are going to direct it, with Lawrence and Jon Kasdan writing the screenplay.

>>79110128
No one says you can't. Just don't let her catch you

>>79109877
>be our new Han Solo
none of these fill the void left behind.
they all seem pretty bad though tbqh

>>79110048
>What's it about
Han Solo when he was a young man, I presume.
> what time period?
Probably between the Clone Wars conflict and during the Imperial Rise.

I'm just basing this on the age of the actors though, so it might change once new info is out.

>>79109789
Already saw it, thanks.

>>79110190
But what if she catches me and wants to help me finnish?

>>79109469
Because you always end up losing them so best to have more than one.

>>79110200
If we go by what Lucas had in mind for Han (a boy on Kashyyyk in the clone wars time), the movie will take place between ROTS and ANH.

>>79110246
Then you aren't Russian

>>79110200
I wonder if they re-canonize his background from Legends.

But one thing's for sure: it will feature Maz Kanata

>>79110302
Took me a sec. Thanks for the laugh.

>>79110335
>teaches him to shoot under the table

>>79110579
>teaches him to never shoot first

>>79109854
The dude who linked you to Tyranids was giving you a hint.

The Yuuzhan Vong were basically Tyranids combined with various Star Trek villains like The Borg, and then given a biological theme.

Now, in theory, that sounds like it could work.

The way it ended up being handled though was a huge clustercuck that ended up doing more harm than good to the EU. The Vong were "le edgy" BDSM zealots from outside the galaxy. One of the first things they do is kill Chewbacca by quite literally throwing a moon on him. They're unstoppable and unbeatable for no real reason and then eventually suddenly start becoming beatable.

Plus, they introduced the stupid retcon that Palaptine wasn't building the Empire because it's the goal of the Sith, but rather because he somehow magically learned about the Vong and was arming the galaxy for them. The Death Stars weren't to rule the galaxy with fear, they were to combat the Vong.

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>>79110246
Then she'll train your "discipline" and "endurance"

>>79109877
But Han is so boring

>>79110663
>The Death Stars weren't to rule the galaxy with fear, they were to combat the Vong.

Wait, what?

I'm just imagining a fleet of these things blasting off together.

However, it does make Sheev look even more like a supreme schemer so I guess there's one bonus point for that.

>>79110663
>The way it ended up being handled though was a huge clustercuck that ended up doing more harm than good to the EU. The Vong were "le edgy" BDSM zealots from outside the galaxy. One of the first things they do is kill Chewbacca by quite literally throwing a moon on him. They're unstoppable and unbeatable for no real reason and then eventually suddenly start becoming beatable.

>Plus, they introduced the stupid retcon that Palaptine wasn't building the Empire because it's the goal of the Sith, but rather because he somehow magically learned about the Vong and was arming the galaxy for them. The Death Stars weren't to rule the galaxy with fear, they were to combat the Vong.

The reason I linked nids is because what you described there is literally 40k's metaplot.

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>unironically shipping Reylo

>>79110722
Thanks for your comment Ant-Man

>>79110663
Ah, thanks. Yeah, I wouldn't have been able to make the tyranid connection. So the whole thing was basically just implemented pretty badly, while the base ideas were all right? 'Cause they themselves don't exactly sound too bad.

>>79110663
>Palaptine wasn't building the Empire because it's the goal of the Sith
I'm pretty sure that wasn't the goal of the Sith anyway, just his goal. I'm actually pretty sure that the Sith didn't have any idea what to do once they've killed the Jedi anyway.

>>79109785
>>79109816
I'am surprise about this shit being real.
Only a franchise like Star Wars can pull this kind of books.

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>>79110722
kek

>>79110722
Incest has always been the weakness of these threads.

>>79110722
>>unironically shipping
FTFY

>>79110753
With a tweaked design and better writers(and perhaps making them smaller scale) they could work.

In fact, Filoni was planning g on doing an "X-Files" style Episode with the Vong in TCW, but it never got past early concepts due to the series being cancelled.

>>79110827
"Once more the Sith will rule the galaxy."

It was their goal. Defeat the Jedi and take over the galaxy.

>>79110715
Yep its true.

>>79110720
Another reason the Vong were shit in the EU.

>>79110952
>"Once more the Sith will rule the galaxy."
>It was their goal. Defeat the Jedi and take over the galaxy.
So Sheev says. The fuck does he know what one Sith said 1000 years ago? Imagine playing Chinese Whispers for so long.

the problem with TCW is that EVERYONE JEDI IS A JEDI MASTER OR PADAWAN EXCEPT ANAKIN.

That always irked me.

>>79109969

>liking tj miller

terrible actor and person.

Another PV: https://youtu.be/4cIsSIXRnA8

>>79111058
I'm pretty sure Secura was a knight, same as Anakin, Barriss was also a knight during season 5 ircc

>>79110172

Ingruber is an impersonator, not an actor.

>>79111058
That's kind of the reasons why he started his descent to the dark side. Anakin felt like he should have been a master, and the Council did not agree. They give him a Padawan to train, and she leaves the Order, something he himself was unable to do.

>>79111085
Not him. Christopher Miller

>>79111111
I don't think Barris was a knight in TCW canon.

>>79111111

nothing at all states barriss was a knight.

>>79111132

that's beside the point, most of the people fighting the war were jedi knights. the reason anakin was with masters all the time was because he was favored by the council and especially obi-wan and they allowed him to get away with a bunch of things.

>>79111119
He is an actor. He's been in 3 films, one of which he played a younger version of Ford's character in the film and did pretty good.

>>79110704
Oh boy.

>>79111288

Ingruber is not in the running.

He has already lost. The point is moot.

All you people claiming Ahsoka dies and all the Rebels cast too are so completely wrong. I'm from MSW and just back from a highly dangerous infiltration mission at Lucasfilm where I interrogated Dave Filoni's hat for secrets. THIS is the 100% accurate Rebels endgame. Spoilers ahead, so BEWARE!

The very last episode is a Weisman inspired time skip to right before the events of ANH. The scene opens on Coruscant during Empire Day celebrations when something very strange happens during the parade...

These events provide a timely distraction, tying up Imperial Forces over the capital so Rogue One can successfully steal the Death Star plans. Raw test footage below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO9rJtNtmqc

Known facts:
*The Ghost is obviously disguised as a parade float
*Zeb is riding atop the float dressed in what is basically the Slave Leia outfit. Disney doesn't care as long as it's a dude wearing it.
*Kallus is confirmed to survive the show only to be fragged by his own troops at the Battle of Endor
*Chopper absconds with the Betty Droid fluffer serving in Sheev's personal harem, current whereabouts unknown
*Twenty year old Ezra rides atop the revealed Ghost, tells Hera to drive him closer to the marching AT-ATs so he can stab them with his sword

Remember this is an MSW exclusive! MSW: Correct 100% of the time 78% of the time!

>>79111288

>being mad your meme actor didn't make the cut

http://www.comicbookresources.com/article/stan-lee-talks-possibility-of-star-warsavengers-crossover-film

>>79109874
I'd go re-watch that ark if it wasn't for that horrible accent aayla does.

the fuck is with TCW and all all these earth accents anyway?

>>79111389

>still being this butthurt that msw had legit spoilers

>>79111399
>But anything that the public want to see you can be sure it will eventually be produced."
Fuck you Disney.

>>79111399
no, and no 'thank you's either.

>>79109877

I husbando Logan Lerman and I still think he'd make a really shitty Han Solo...

>>79111442
Dude, you can stop white knighting MSW. It will not sleep with you.

I've tried, it has a headache 100% of the time.

>>79111399

someone put him out of his misery.

>>79111572
He's already consumed a fresh batch of souls this month. This means he's good for the rest of this year, at least

>>79111366
Don't see why you felt the need to sperg like a neckbeard then. If you actually had a brain and reading comprehension, you'd notice I said that I'd wished they'd gone for Ingruber.

>>79111395
>implying I'm mad
>implying Ingruber is a meme actor

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Can we discuss this book and what the fuck was going through Disney's mind when they had it commissioned?

>5 gay characters (but totally not pushing an agenda)
>EJECTOR SEAT LOL
>Annoying so randumb robot character
>Author literally got the job because he asked for it on twitter
>2 more of them in the works

This is in all honesty the only Star Wars content I have experienced that feels like genuine fan fiction. It by no means feels like an officially published work.

>>79111655
>5 gay characters
Were they characters that happened to be gay, or was their sexuality their main character trait?

>>79111655
The only commissioned the idea of it. Once that was done they didn't have to give a fuck how the book turned out.

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I'm very ashamed of asking this. Does anyone else has the link to that erotic fanfiction where the Seventh Sister kidnaps Ezra and gives him a handjob and a blowjob?

>>79111655
>5 gay characters
Haven't read it, who are they?

>>79111701
Not that anon but if you can even remember the characters at all you're ahead of the curve. Less people feel asleep reading Tarkin than Aftermath.

>>79111655

Everyone knows this is garbage already.

>>79111701
The majority of them were mentioned by "this woman and her wife" and ignored past that. Only Sinjir, and possibly Nora's sister(?) plus her wife are the only ones to have characterization past "lolgay"

>>79111748
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5140694/chapters/11831156

>>79111770
Disposable gay characters 1-4 and Sinjir, who brings it up in a scene very obviously made specifically to let the audience know he is gay.

>>79109699
Dude Matt REALLY sucks!!

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>>79111803
Woah, thanks anon. It's time for me to leave for a few minutes.

>>79109699
Fucking Matt.

>>79111655
I like to think Sinjir wasn't actually gay but just used it as an excuse for being racist against aliens.

He is an imperial, after all.

>>79111919
Off to dangle your Zeb, eh Gregor? Enjoy.

>>79111625
>Don't see why you felt the need to sperg like a neckbeard then. If you actually had a brain and reading comprehension, you'd notice I said that I'd wished they'd gone for Ingruber.

Not all anon is the same anon.

>>79111168
>>79111194
It is possible though, it's something worth asking Pablo, Luminara was her master and she was nowhere to be found during the arc, and we never got her reaction to Barris turning against the Jedi, it can lead to some people to think that Barris wasn't a padawan anymore

>>79112005
I'm 90% sure Anonymous is Kylo Ren.

>>79111964
Didn't read the book, so why would being gay be an excuse for alien hate?

>>79112089
Legends Empire is very xenophobic and hates aliens in any ranks. This carries down to the regular officers hating seeing other aliens. This is something people still haven't let go of after the canon shift.

>>79112089
Basically a zebrak asked him out but when he said he didn't go "that way" she accused him of racism. Then he said that he was gay.

I like to think he only said that so she wouldn't be upset, but he was actually racist.

>>79111429
>the fuck is with TCW and all all these earth accents anyway?

Well, we obviously have no idea what a real alien's voice sounds like, so in fiction we have the choice between presenting them as speaking in subtitled gibberish (or occasionally unsubtitled gibberish), or just having them speak with an accent to indicate they're "foreign". You could try to create a whole new, fully formed language for them, but that's a lot of time and energy and unless you're an absolute language nerd like Professor Tolkien, you're probably not going to spend it on that.

>>79109634
What? Those are a thing? What are the titles of those in-universe books??! I want them...

>>79109634
>that upcoming Battle Strategies book and Propaganda book

I'm hype as fuck

>>79112817
The Jedi Path, Book of Sith, The Bounty Hunter Code, and the Imperial Handbook.

I just realized Princess Leia is a non-character. She has no arc.

Thoughts?

>>79112973
Neither is Padme. They're just there to be love interests.

>>79112973
Does not having an arc mean you're not a character?

>>79112973
You can have a character that has no arc. She doesn't have much of an arc, but we do see her soften a bit as the trilogy goes. She's almost all-business in ANH, but starts letting her guard down as the trilogy progresses.

>>79112999
Just like women in real life, so I there's no problem here.

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>>79113038

>>79113188
I'm thinking about watching Rebels if only for him, is he a good character?

>>79112973
It's called a "Static Character". Many times a necessity, since you can't give every single character in your story a dynamic arc. Star Wars contains its development to Luke, Han, and Vader, and to a lesser extent Lando, while Chewier, Leia, the droids, the Emperor, Tarkin, Jabba, Obiwan, Yoda, and all the background characters maintain themselves as a constant for them to develop against.

>>79113209
space Aladdin evolving is the only reason to watch

>>79113209
Zeb has character?

>>79113209
Yes, he is the greatest character ever to appear in Star Wars. Watch him for two minutes and you'll immediately want his barbed cock inside you. I'm not joking, he's that amazing.

>>79113209
Let's just say he's the best Blum on the show. Out of many, many Blums. I like Zeb, but he doesn't get much focus.

>>79113209
He's fun if you like the big brute types. He's a big cat, and he's getting his own spotlight soon. Plays well off other characters though his skills are pure fighting so that can get boring. Like a fighter in a DnD session.

>>79113224
Lando does have some development, though it's more or less a condensed version of Han's arc.

>>79112973
Leia's always been shit. The only reason she gets any attention is because of the slave outfit.

>>79113231
Say again?

>>79113274
She's the most competent and actually advances her career in the way she wants. All the other old characters are going to die like sad drunks.

Will Kallus finally fucking die?

>>79113209
Bumbling comedy relief moron disguised as the brutish fighter of the group. Not particularly funny and has little real development. That said, a far better character than Hera and Sabine.

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G-guys... is this canon?

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>>79113350
Will everyone on the Ghost but Kanan and Ezra finally fucking die?

>>79113356
You again? Starting to be really easy to pinpoint you bait throwers. Get a new act.

>>79113375
I can only hope.

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how soon can I expect a mega link for the next episode?

>>79113350
Given that Oyelowo's become a much higher profile actor I'm kind of surprised they haven't already written him out of the show.

>>79113350
Why do you hate him so much? Kallus might die this season though, I think in an interview Freddie was talking about it.

>>79113274
Nah, Leia is badass. She's a strong female character in that non-retarded way. Her banter with Han as they escape the Death Star is aces

>>79113400
Isn't it this Wednesday?
Then expect on Wednesday

>>79113401
After all the buzz around Selma I thought "oh Kallus probably isn't going to last much longer, he won't want to be tied down to this show" but nope, out of all of the major season 1 villains Kallus is strangely the one that stuck around.

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>>79113397
Must be horrible to only live on the internet pal

>>79113392
>HE DOESN'T LIKE MY SELF INSERTS HE MUST BE BAIT WAAAAAHHH
Yeeesh, seek help.

>>79112918
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU. (sorry, I'm just a tiny bit excited.)

>>79113486
Go back to your hugbox if you don't like it anon.

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>>79113468
It's great actually because nothing can wrong when you've got digital dancing

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>>79113350

>>79113547
Please, it's going to end in sloppy hatesex

>>79113523
The irony of this is delicious. You're the one going full autism crybaby over people calling objectively bad characters what they are. This is just too good.

>>79113415
Nah he said Kallus is getting his own episode. Also that he wasn't fully the one responsible for the genocide of the Lasats? Maybe he becomes a rebel.

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>>79113563

Has Bossk been in Rebels at all?

>>79113664
No, but he appeared in a short book with Ezra that takes place before the series

>>79113664
No. Neither has Boba Fett, Cad Bane, Dengar, Embo, or any of the other Bounty Hunters. It's a notable absence.

>>79111701
Well you see if the sexuality is front and center it's there only character trait and they're a hollow stereotype.

If it isn't the focus then there was no point in mentioning it and it's pointless pandering.

I just a want a strong, gay Sith Lord role model.

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>>79113523
>>79113588

>>79113706
At least we got Hondo. Though, I wish he had his jacket

>>79113702
Is that available anywhere without having to buy it?

>>79113773
Check the canon books link in the OP pastebin, look for Ezra's Gamble

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>>79113617
Anon, no! Bad!

>>79113240
>barbed cock
What the hell does this mean, and why does it sound so hot.
No homo.

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>>79113806
Don't fight it

>>79113861
Cat penis has barbs on it to keep it inside a female so she can't escape from the dicking.

>>79113866
>zeb'sbedroommixtape
https://soundcloud.com/deankinersounds/lasat-ritual

>>79113805
Oh, didn't notice that. Thanks!

>>79113861
>He doesn't know about the barbed penis
You probably don't know about ducks 12in corckscrew penis
Or Slug's mega aphrodesiac javelins

Was the CIS justified in opposing the Republic?

How long do you think it'll be before they re-resurrect Boba Fett again?

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>>79113861
You know.

>>79114046
No, because they were the corruption in the Senate that they were supposedly seceding from. Bunch of dumb corporations were leading their movement and making a mockery of the systems that genuinely wanted a better way.

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>>79114046
>Was the CIS justified in opposing the Republic?

Yes.

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>>79114077
>Most impressive.

i there any way to view the comics on the Nestle website, outside of the website? i don't have any nestle cereals in my house

>>79114046
The citizens did. They had legitimate grievances against the Republic, unfortunately the ended up following leaders who were even worse.

>>79114061
Already implied in Aftermath that he's alive. Some Jawas have his armor in a box and try to sell it. Some unnamed character ends up taking it and declares himself the law on Tatooine. But those Jawas didn't likely take it off Boba's body, he probably dumped it in the desert because of the acid damage.

>>79114248
>Yfw he appears in ep8 just like ESB
>Yfw the crowd explosion
I can just hear the non-stop cheering

>>79114341
>gets whacked by kylo into a pit again
>like father, like son

>>79114341
Yeah, people would absolutely lose their minds if he were in it. Although, he'd be extremely old by then if he were still alive. I could totally see him being in Rogue One though.

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>>79114212
If only Grievous had somebody within the organization to keep him on the honorable path, to show him the way! He'd be a shining example of leadership in the Confederacy. Maybe.

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What's the closest thing to Top Gun in Star Wars, canon or otherwise?

>>79114459
>years later there's some edgelord CIS fanboy talking to the mask of Grievous

>>79114590
rogue squadron

>>79113356
You shut your goddamn mouth, Hera is a goddess.

>>79114648
You know the funny part is, if someone were talking to his mask about finishing what he start, it would STILL be about eradicating the Jedi

>>79114648
Would he get a full-body cyborg replacement just like his hero?

>>79114655
Hardly

>>79111803
>“Grakkus the Hutt?” he asked, stepping back from the imposing figure.

Fuck yes

>>79114648
>Since it didn't get as fucked up as Vaders, he wears it like a Kaleesh
>Plot twist He's Kaleesh and is related to Greivous

>>79114459
I remember a long time ago (back during the first season of TCW I think) there used to be mini comics that would get put up on the Star Wars website and there was one about Grievous that was amazing and quite sad. He was remembering his past life as a warlord and lamenting that he'd never lead anything other than shitty battle droids ever again. I wish I had it or could find it again.

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>>79114762
I'd want to read that, actually. If he doesn't die by the end of the book, at least.

>>79113935
That's sounds hot. But disgusting at the same time.

>>79113968
>You probably don't know about ducks 12in corckscrew penis
>Or Slug's mega aphrodesiac javelins
W-What?

>>79114077
Is it gay to want that in me? Because I want that in me.

http://www.starwarspost.com/star-wars-rebels-episode-descriptions-leaked/

Take with a grain of salt.

Description leaks of final ten episodes.

http://makingstarwars.net/2016/01/star-wars-rebels-season-2-episode-descriptions-leaks/

Malachor fucking confirmed.

>>79113387
>dat image
shit i'd kill to fuck around in padme's wardrobe out of sheer curiosity, bitch's threads could fund half a clone army alone

>>79114816
http://web.archive.org/web/20110828065926/http://www.starwars.com/clonewars/comic/?book=season1#/?page=77

That's the only source I could find. I wish it was a better resolution.

>>79114590
The episode concepts for Top Gun with Clones in TCW.

>>79113506
Chill nigga.
But naw seriously hope you like them. If I remember right the old (now non-canon) book of species had a little in-character blurb in each entry (usually involving the shapeshifting supporting protagonist of Star Wars Goosebumps. No really) if you want something else to scratch that itch too.

>>79113274
She was the most competent character from the OT. I bet she would have been the GOAT jedi had she bothered with that faggot cult.

>>79114864
Ahsoka confirmed for being a dead woman walking

>>79114828
>Famed Kaleesh bounty hunter
>Known for being ruthless and savage
>Seems to personally have a vendetta against the Jedi and has been the raisin why Luke has been hopping around the galaxy
>Wears a slightly charred bone mask
>Doesn't know that Obi-Wan is dead and still searches for him to avenge his fallen relative

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>>79114855
>>79114864
>Vader and the Inquisitors face the rebels on Malachor, spawning irreversible consequences.

Great Scourge of Malachor infodrop incoming!

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>>79114816
I'd actually be perfectly happy if they decide that Grievous somehow didn't actually die while battling Kenobi, and through one way or another, he was able to get back to Kalee to live his life in peace. Or something.

>>79115015
Just wait for one or two weeks before we take these descriptions for granted. Yeah, it'd be great to see Malachor but let's not get our hopes up.

>>79114864
>>79114855

Goodbye Ahsoka.

>>79114864

>it's a Hera and Sabine get stranded together episode
>again

>>79115095
>GUUURL POWAH!

>>79115095
Maybe they'll lez out this time around.

>>79109583
These things sound adorable.

>>79115016
>body's subsystems went into standby, keeping him alive long enough to crawl into his ship, crashland on Kalee, and let his former tribesman watch as the demigod breathes his last
fuck now I made myself sad

>>79114968
Poor guy.

>>79109583
Oh god these things sound adorable

>>79115210
Or as a happy alternate, they're able to nurse him back to health, and while he's too damaged to fight anymore, he remains in his village as a wise chief?

>>79114855
>>79114864
>MSW
>getting their confirmation from SWP
>SWP
>getting their confirmation from Wikipedia
>an edit that was removed an hour ago

>>79110251
I hear they're giving the Grand Admirals pocket protectors now.

What a bunch of dorks.

>>79111803
>“I am Darth Marr,” he revealed. “And these are the recorded memories of my life. My mantras and my teachings. Why have you accessed it?”

>“Darth Marr? Lord of the Sphere of Defense of Vitiate’s Empire? Who stood against the treacherous Emperor himself?” Such historical facts were in the archives, though it was not readily accessible to the masses. As it shouldn’t be.

Ew

were TCW legacy episodes ever put up for download?
I remember someone mentioning they figured out how to get them off the Star Wars website

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>There will never be more Battle Droids

>>79115213
What if it's his sister/wife he thought dead?

how bad do you feel now?

>>79115396
I doubt it. We already saw a bunch of reprogrammed Battle Droids in Darth Vader, and I think there's a pretty good chance that the Rebellion will try them out on Rebels.

>>79115396
Silly droid, clothes are for people.

>>79115401
>It's a band of Kaleen bounty hunters
>Their all his relatives trying to avenge him

>>79115442
>be droid
>want to wear clothes
>programmed not to wear clothes

Hopes deleted.

>>79115401
Not as sad. Since while I like Grievous, I don't have any attachment to a hypothetical dead wife/sister I don't know about.

>>79115396
Remember seeing some in the Darth Vader comic. Which speaking of I thought was really well written and connected Darth Vader and Anakin together.

Prequels and Original Trilogy make them sound like two different characters.

>>79114864
well i can already guarantee that the sabine episode is gonna be shit , i'm calling it now boys

i have been calling it since the beginning of this shit show

>>79115442
But cloaks are stylish! Would you really want to rob him of it?

>>79114855
>>79114864
You're putting your faith in Mr. Ice Christmas.

http://starwarsrebels.wikia.com/wiki/User:Mr._Ice_Christmas

>>79115396
That droid is like the elf that wanted to be a dentist.

Go get him, Unit C-458.

>>79115534
He's Mr. Snow?

>>79115453
It's their entire home world, they converted it into a Grievous shaped battle station.

>>79115586
No, he's Mr. Icicle.

>>79115534
Hence the whole 'take with a grain of salt'

>>79115396
Stupid machine, droids cannot feel, think, or be alive

>>79115396

Man, robots with cloaks are so unusually cool.

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>>79115586
He knows nothing.

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>>79115625

I totally agree.

>>79115627
I think it's because the fact that they're wearing clothes despite the fact that they don't really need to reflects a longing to be human.

>>79114864

I wonder if Bao-Dur's corpse will be in

>>79115613
Or is he Mr. Ten Below?

>S2E18“Phantom’s Descent”
Sabine and Hera are stranded on a dangerous world after an Imperial convoy attacks their transport.

Out of Darkness 2 Electric Boogaloo

Not this shit again.

>>79115614
The only site worth trusting is jedi-bibliothek it's takes from the German schedule and has been right the whole season, it even had the original title for Legacy.

>>79115735
That was a good episode, I'd not totally object if they made a Hera x Sabine survival episode a thing each season. Though it is a weird choice to make.

>>79115803
>That was a good episode
In what galaxy? That shit was boring filler as boring filler gets.

>>79113375
That actual scene was with Magneto.

>that time R2 got his own squad of battle droids

That was so goddamn cute.

Almost makes me wish that they weren't the bad guys.

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>>79115518

I really liked how Vader had an 'end of Episode III' moment in the comics when he learns he had a son, and his son just wrekt the Death Star. Even heard this musical score in my head as I read those panels (skip to 1:43):

https://youtu.be/32aROg_EYLc?t=1m43s

>>79115872
>Almost makes me wish that they weren't the bad guys.
From a certain point of view...

>>79115747
Now I know and knowing is half the battle.

>>79115872
>"It was an honor serving with you, sir."

They were damn heroes.

>>79114459
He needed the kind of PR guy Sheev and Vader had.

>>79115599
>Ezra and the gang have to go to Kaleesh for something or some other I really don't care for the Ghost crew
>Rebels base or something, I don't know
>Fuel. Let's go with that
>Kanan warns Ezra that the Kaleesh are extremely hostile and have been known to attack anyone or anything that has "a glowing sword"
>Ezra asks why
>Kanan tells him the story of General Greivous, with ominous general music in the background
>He specifically tells Ezra to not bring his saber at any cost, and doesn't bring his as well
>Kalesh is neutral territory, and wants no part of the Empire
>They land, to an already hostile welcome
>Something something meeting with the Kaleesh overlord
>Kanan seems to be shocked/frieghtened
>The Kaleesh overlord is wearing Greivous' mask
Cut to some talks, Leia's there or something, about the Kaleesh joining the Rebel alliance, blah blah blah something happens, Ezra brought his lightsaber, the Kaleesh go into a frenzy
The ghost crew tries to escape but the ship gets blown up (Not The Ghost) and now they're stranded on Kalesh
And the rest of the arc is trying to contact the Rebel alliance while the entire arc is the biggest, brutal manhunt that is basically Predator: Star Wars (Lots of the entourage gets killed)

Then jump to the end, they eventually get saved by the Rebel fleet but all that commotion got the attention of the Empire. They show up, but the Rebels are gone
Vader goes planetside and meets with the Kaleesh warlord. He seems to stand intimidatingly but he seems fazed. Multiple voice clips can be heard in the background from The Clone Wars, noticeably of Greivous
Something happens, yada yada, talks of an alliance, they still are set with defiance, Vader says defying the Empire will be his undoing, the Kaleesh overlord says "There was once one of us that killed many of your kind. What's to say we all do not know how?"
Vader leaves, clearly fuming. End of arc

Boom, Kalesh arc

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>>79115945
I like it. Any Kaleesh PoV characters?

>>79115945
>implying Darth Vader wouldn't then just sic some Star Destroyers on the planet and bomb it to oblivion.

Darth Vader ain't a bitch, son.

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Are there any sort of "recreational" droids? Like droids with personality that don't actually serve a specific function? Like, one that you could just chill with?

The closest I can think of them getting to that are Protocal Droids, and Luxury droids, but even those serve a specific purpose.

>>79116025
>Any Kaleesh PoV characters?
What do you mean by POV? Because I'm thinking of a POV shot of a Kaleesh hunting one of the entourages in the jungles with other Kaleesh
Course, it'd cut to the Ghost crew and Leia while there's a blood-curdling cry in the background because we can't show killing and skinning on a childrens show

>>79115883
You heard the funeral music?

>>79116087
I'm pretty sure there are sexbots. Otherwise, you just have to let your droid go long enough without memory wipes so they develop quirks and personality traits like C-3PO and R2-D2.

>>79115945
I would like an episode like that.

>>79116059
Sheev contacts Vader ahead of time and says that one day they might have need of the warrior race
Vader, who really wants to just kill the warlord since the mask reminds him of who he once was and reminds him of Obi-Wan, obliges. Thus why he left

>>79116109
Like there would be parts of the arc where the story would follow some Kaleesh around as it would normally do for the main characters.

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>Remembering that Jude is still dead

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>>79115945
>Sidon shows up and helps the rebels which is how he gets his helmet
>Seems to die, but comes out fine

>>79116059
Agreed
It would be better if it was a Moff or high ranking Imperial or something

>>79116163
Oh, as in from the prospective of the Kaleesh regarding the entire matter?
Sure, why not. It'd be implied that they're related to Greivous and it's them that should be the warlord and not the current ruler
And why not, they help the Ghost crew escape the Kaleesh in exchange for them helping him get the mask he rightfully deserves But after the challenge of combat, he banishes them from Kalesh and if they were to return he wouldn't be as "nice" as he was

>>79116151
pretty sure lack of memory wipe only makes them smug.

C3PO kept his personality even after he had his memory wiped

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SPOILER WARNING:
This just in, a leaked image of ahsoka being impaled by Vader from the guys at MSW :/

>>79116114

Yeah. I did.

Vader was also reminiscing about Padme in those same panels while Force-crushing the window panes on the bridge canopy.

>>79116262
>Oh, as in from the prospective of the Kaleesh regarding the entire matter?
Yup. Anyway, this is really making me wish that story was reality.

>>79114648
>New Dark Warrior sits in his room, talking to the moderately preserved head of Dooku
>"Teach me the strength of the dark grandfather... and I will finish what you... oh wow you're starting to get stinky again, let me spray some more formaldehyde on you, don't go anywhere grandpa"

>>79116324
Some things are just not meant to be, Anonymous. Sorry to get your hopes up
Life is but a cruel mistress

>>79116280
MSW IS 100% ACCURATE AS ALWAYS

>>79116288
I dunno. I never really got that "lost feeling of despair" from that scene. It was anger at being lied to if anything.

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>>79111655
Aftermath I actually think would have been fantastic if it was just a compilation of the interludes. A sort of short story book.

Hopefully the sequel is more like that.

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>>79116280

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>>79116280

>>79116522
Yeah, you could remove the main story and lose nothing of importance.

>>79115058

>get our hopes


You mean you'll be disappointed because it isn't the shitty fanfiction you dreamed up.

>>79116151
>I'm pretty sure there are sexbots

Xizor had one.

>>79116353
More like the other way around. Dooku's head is talking to his grandchild telling them they're a disgrace until they finish what he started.

He then goes back to playing his War game with cyber Tarkin.

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>>79116788
>"Oh, how many Jedi did you kill boy? None? I'm shocked, absolutely shocked, surely your long hair and black fingernails and constant pout should make you a magnificent Jedi hunter, I'm so surprised that your aimless lightsaber swinging has failed to kill a single Jedi. No, it's fine, you don't need to give me excuses, I'm just so terribly shocked that your superb crying techniques have yielded no results! Really now. Stop wasting my time and don't come back until you've at least made a Jedi moderately upset you little wanker."

Wedge vs Poe, go.

>>79117053
In an air battle, Wedge, no question.

>>79117053
Poe

>>79115300
I didn't realize JJ write that

>>79117126
i no write

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What are the chances that we've already seen the person that is piloting the remaining Y-Wing?

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>>79117053
>Handsome without being flashy
>professional
>humble, zero grandstanding
>survived and was instrumental in both Death Star battles as well as Hoth

Literally perfect.

>>79117232
Well in the old EU it was Keyan Farlander. No reason it can't be for the future too since it was one of those things which doesn't affect the movies. Just a name for an ace pilot.

>Only 4 out of those 10 episode titles are right. Episode descriptions fair even worse. #StarWarsRebels

From Pablo's Twitter.

>>79117355
What are the current episodes/descriptions?

>>79111701
1 mildly amusing character who happened to be gay, even if he was a bit of a british stereotypical pouf, 4 characters who exist to say HELLO I AM GAY GOOODBYE NOW.

The book is shit for other reasons.

>>79117384

>>79114855
>>79114864

>>79111655

I liked the interludes and Rae Sloane! Rae wasn't as good as she was in A New Dawn, but we've got a pretty neat new Pellaeon on our hands here.

Too bad about, you know, the whole rest of the book.

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>>79115709

FUCK YOU AND YOUR COLD BULLSHIT YOU FUCKING FUCK GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS SHIT GODDAMN THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH

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>>79117355
B-but KOTOR is going to be recanonized! That one leaker anon confirmed the second half of Rebels would be about Revan!

>>79117427

>that last episode title

Ezra confirmed for Sith, Maul's new apprentice[/spoiler

>>79117501
IT IS FUCKING JANUARY, FUCK YOU YOU FUCK. GET OUT OF HERE AND COME BACK IN FOUR MONTHS, JESUS CHRIST.

>>79117518
They said next season would be
They also said Ezra would destroy a hanger in a dark side fueled rage this season but that has yet to happen

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>>79109404

>>79117518
I love that that guy was going "Revan this Revan that" to the point where Revan and KOTOR storylines apparently take over the entire show and people were eating it up.

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QUICK WHAT IS THE BEST STAR WARS RELATED PODCAST.

>>79117501
Calm down, bro.

Mother warned you about that low boiling point of yours.

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>>79117627
Is that...is that a dude?

>>79117657
No anon don't be silly
I give you my 100% guarantee that is not a guy
Really
Just trust me

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>>79117708
What do you know that I don't

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>>79117657

>>79117708
I don't believe you, but then again, a hole is a hole, am I right chums?

>>79117735
there is a penis

>>79117746
I'm with you there, pal.

Up top.

>>79117657

I reverse image searched it.

Her name is Nicole.

>>79117739
IT'S A TRAP

>>79117746
Some holes have poop though. And others have teeth. You need to know which hole you're using for proper safety concerns

>>79117780
>Not down low

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>>79117746
Yep.

>>79117355
Praise Pablo.

>>79117883
It looks like a pistachio.

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>>79117883

>>79109807
>fraternal order of wizard knights in ANH, then they're this kung fu zen peaceful warrior thing in ESB and ROTJ, and then they're this cult-y enclave of priests in the prequels


But none of these are inconsistent with each other.

>>79117945
Jabba and Bib's faces get me every time

>>79109807

They're still zen peaceful warriors in the prequels too.

Even before the war happened, Mace Windu's like "we're keepers of the peace, not soldiers", and after Geonosis Yoda insists that it was not a victory. The Jedi were dragged into the Republic's war, because they were sworn to defend the Republic.

And they're still an order of wizard knights. The Jedi Order is not the sort of religion that has a laity. Exclusivity is part of the deal, and as a knight, you have to swear oaths that you're not going to be able to break lightly, whether you're a Jedi knight or a real-world medieval knight.

It seems cult-y because we live in an era where only cults still do this kind of thing. We haven't had real knights for centuries, and the Western world has been fairly lax about religion for a very long time. We don't really have anything to compare it to anymore.

>>79117945
>Sarlaac heard Boba
>Instead of digesting him, it lets him live as long as it fuck it
>Hard
>In the blistering morning heat
>In the frigid night cold
>All day

>>79117883
What the hell is up with Star Wars and tentacle-mouthed holes in the ground?

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>>79118207
I feel the need to point out that Lucas was going through a bitter divorce during the production of ROTJ.

>>79113422
>She's a strong female character in that non-retarded way
I can't tell if you're being serious right now. Leia's the weakest and most boring character in the trilogy. Her entire role consists of standing around being the only woman. There isn't a single thing about her that's strong and I refuse to believe anyone is retarded enough to think otherwise.

>>79118496

She immediately takes charge once she's saved in ANH, and is the one who took the initiative to save Han in RotJ, even if it didn't work out quite as planned.

>>79115625
Goddammit Wuher, get off 4chan, you got a bar to run.

>>79117627
The Commlink

Star Wars Oxygen

>>79118458
the divorce is also the reason for the heavy changes to ANH i the special edition, since his wife edited it along with 2 other guys and he wanted to piss her off by fucking with her edit.

bet she was the one who edited the original Han/Greedo scene